I read, I write, therefore, I am.

My favorite color is red.

I love house music, smoking, and traveling.

Writing pet peeves include (but are not limited to...): The improper use of "their, they're, and there" and other idiotically misplaced or misspelled words (i.e. using "were" instead of the "we're" proper). Fanfiction works that feature men being pregnant. Seriously people? "Songfics" I put that in quotations because I don't even think that kind of fanfiction is worthy of being dignified or noted. Using the word, "FLASHBACK" to indicate a freaking flashback. How inane, and you insult my intelligence as well. Thank you, you win nothing, thanks for playing. The use of anything other than quotations or simple narrative to indicate a character's internal struggle or thought. For example, bolding, italicising, underlining, starring, /slashing/, and any other utterly unintelligent and useless punctuation. Crossovers. Pokemon fanfiction. Writers that complain about not getting reviews. It's okay to ask for them, however not ok to go on a useless tirade in your stupid fanfiction openings. Long fanfiction openings thanking everybody and their mother for help on a work of fiction, etc. Writing a fanfiction as if it were a movie script. And this goes without saying, terribly written, executed, and thought fanfiction.

- Odi Phi

Note: Due to my complete and utter laziness, I don't write as often as I should nor do I check back in here regularly, unless, of course, I've written a recent fanfiction. You reviewers are great and feed the fire of my creative soul... or something like that.

Fiction under my belt thus far...

1) Good Morning and Other Things. FINISHED. FINALLY. Almost two years in the making. I'm just lazy, that's all... and highly unoriginal. Enjoy.

2) We'll Always Have The Music. My first time to ever write a one-part story... I normally can't get myself to stop writing. Or talking for that matter. Goodness me.

3) Traveler's Poem. A short Kino's Journey prose-ish... thing. I love this series. Srsly.

4) Aware. A .hack// fiction that I pondered. I love the surreal style of the series and that was my main motivation for this piece. That and I just really like the whole Tsukasa/Subaru thang. Ho yeah. Homo undertones rack my sacks aff.

5) Crossroads. A Kino's Journey attmepted mutli-chapter type thing. The basic idea behind it is that I'm lazy and would prefer to have readers tell me what to write... Or at least give me some ideas and leave me to accept or reject them. Crazy of me... eh?

6) Graduation. The worst excuse for a "lemon" ever, however well written and quite entertaining if I do say so myself. I hate writing smut. Don't know why I even try.