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Author has written 1 story for Naruto. o_o We Have So Much Cheese In Our Refridgerator. It's Not Funny. Although I like cheese... YAY ME! I'm at school and surprisingly this site isn't blocked :D I wish Youtube would work T_T -- Posted on the 08-05-08 UPPPPPPPPPDATE: No, I haven't forgotten about POTH (Prince Of The Hedges). Definitley not. I haven't been working on it at all though, and I'm sorry. You already know where this is going. Yes, I'm blaming it on school. Blah blah school sucks. That's only partially the reason to be truthful. I've lost inspiration for the moment - Yes, I have writers block. And I'm just lazy. But I'm not giving up. It'll take quite a while for me to update. I'll try again when exams have finished. Love you all, my faithful reviewers! Anime watching or watched/Manga read or reading Naruto (Shippuden) Black Cat Shugo Chara (Doki!) Hellsing Ouran High School Host Club Samurai Champloo Pretear Shuffle! Lovely Complex Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children Paprika Howl's Moving Castle Spirited Away 5 Centimetres Per Second Soul Eater Princess Mononoke Bleach 1/2 Prince Kaichou Wa Maid-Sama! Shakugan No Shana Books Read: The Mortal Instruments Series by Cassandra Clare The Moorehawke Trilogy by Celine Kiernan World Shaker by Richard Harland The Harry Potter Saga by J.K Rowling The Old Kingdom Trilogy by Garth Nix The Stephanie Plum Series by Janet Evanovich The Circle Trilogy by Nora Roberts The Key Trilogy by Nora Roberts The In The Garden Trilogy by Nora Roberts The Sign Of Seven Trilogy by Nora Roberts The Twilight Saga by Stephenie Meyer About Me Hello Children. My name is Brooke and I am not permitted to give out my last or middle name just because I feel like it. Okay... I'll tell you my middle name. It is... ELIZABET! You may be thinking, "Doesn't she mean Elizabeth?" but no, since in my school records my mum forgot to put the h on so I am now officially Brooke Elizabet . Fantastic, isn't it? My mother is a retard. Anyway, I am Fourteen years old and I am a female if you didn't gather. If you didn't figure out I was female, you are a loser and you need serious help since I basically already said I was female above. I have many names that vary to Brooke, Bitch, Shorty, Mini-Me and Cute. Don't ask why people call me cute. They're delusional. My star sign is Aries - I'm a very agressive Aries, so if you flame any of my stories for a completely stupid and childish reason, I suggest you watch out for massive and not-happy-chappy replies. However, if you feedback and maturely say why you did not like it and how I could improve, I'm definitley going to refrain from replying with threatening messages. I'm a proud Australian, but I wish that I could meet a decent person that hasn't given head, hand or gotten fingered. Australia is filled with sluts and manwhores. I'm probably one of them even though I haven't even kissed a guy as of yet. Dunno how that works but yep. I kind of dressed up as a hooker on Halloween if that counts. (Was supposed to be just wearing black. Then my friend put makeup on me so I turned out to be a hooker. Just look at the red head in my Display Picture and you will see what I'm going on about). I am an outgoing and loud person. Some people call me funny. I don't believe them. Hm. Even if I don't think I'm funny, I am quite random and I want to be an Author so I can write random crap for a living! I think I've got the whole spelling and punctuation stuff down pretty well. As you can probably tell, I am a crude person. I like to swear. I seriously am a bitch. Don't get on my bad side. You have been warned. Oooh. BAM. ... and the dirt is gone. Anywho, I like to write Romantic, Adventurous, Action-Packed, Supernatural and Humourous Stories. I suck at Horrors and I'd probably get too scared of my own story. Yes... I... Am... A... Fagamuffin. Anyway, as well as me being completely fucked up - My friends are also stupid! :D Like my one friend called James... we had this NAPLAN Writing Test... and we had to include a box into the story... like it was the main point to the story to HAVE a box. Oh, he wrote a great story. Except he forgot the fucking box. Hey, I made mine have a stinking engagement ring in the box but atleast I made my story have a box! Then I have three friends called Raven... and Phoenix... and the weirdest of them all... Another girl called Brooke. Need I say more? I'm surrounded by weirdoes. I AM NORMAL COMPARED TO THEM I TELL YOU! Actually I'm not even friends with the other Brooke. She's just in my year and I sit at the same table with her in Creative Cooking. Heh the TV just sounded like it said, "USE THE MICROWAVE TO TRACK HIM!!". Microwaves always work in that area. I do it all the time. Completely god damn normal. Continuing on... I like Metal, Christian Rock, Industrial, Screamo, Rock and Alternative. Sometimes I just like things that just have a beat... example, right now I'm listening to Die Another Day by Madonna. Not in my usual group of music. And no I do not claim myself to be "emo" or "goth". I don't think I cut myself and I really doubt that I've eloped with a partner and then we both hung ourselves straight afterwards. I despise MSN talk. Would you like an example? Okay. Here we go: OMGLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOMGWTFFTWLOL!! I TTYL JUS PWND DAT GUY COZ HE IZ SUCH A NEWB lolololol N IM NOT A NEWBBBBBBBB COZ I AM COOL N I SPEEK LYK DIS! DIS TTLY MKES ME SEEM LYK A SXY BLOND CHIK! IM DFNITLEE NOT A FAT RUNSCAPE NERRRD! NOP! LOLOLOLOL! FAG! lol. Yeah. Done. If you speak like this... I have a few small words of advice for you. OH MY FUCKING GOD!! SHUTUP!! YOU FUCKING SUCK!! LEARN TO FUCKING SPELL YOU RETARDED SHITHEAD!! ARE YOU MENTAL!? YOU'LL FUCKING KILL US ALL!! DIE!! Okay, I'm calm. So yeah. My appearance? I don't know my height. I'm like 5'Something. I'm short, okay? I weigh like 48 Kilos. I suppose that's good for my age. Pretty average I guess. I have really blue eyes. My nickname used to be Blue Eyes for god sakes. Some people are soooo creative. Note the sarcasm. I have short, layered, recently-dyed red hair. My friends and I call it period hair. Apparently it suits me. Hm. Compliment or not? I'm not sure. I absolutely adore Anime. I just love it. I read it, I watch it, I draw it, I Role Play with it... I stare at it if it's sexy. Anyway! THE MORTAL INSTRUMENTS! It is without a doubt, the most kickass series you will ever read. If you like magical creatures, shining blades, action, sarcasm, romance, swearing, sexy guys, sexy girls, homosexuality, 'apparent' incest, psychopathic fathers, random twists, death and flying motorcycles - these are definitley the best books you will ever read. Start with the first book 'City of Bones' go onto 'City of Ashes' then swing your ass up to 'City of Glass' and then wait patiently until 2011 for the last book of the series 'City of Fallen Angels'. ANYWAY!! I'm a tomboy, kind of. I don't play sports or anything. I'd play a sport if I was good at any of the damn things. But yeah, main point, I don't like pink, I don't like dresses, I don't like high heels, I don't like losing my virginity at age five, I don't like ANY of that. And that is the ending of my extremely long profile with loads of swearing. I... Am... Cool. Toodleoo Muffin-Tops! Stories Prince Of The Hedges; He was spoilt, he was rich, he was a player... and now… he’s a gardener?? Kicked out of his own home, Sasuke comes across the Haruno Residence, finding food, shelter, a well-paying job and… the annoying pink-haired housemate. Now without his riches, he finally comes to realise that there is more to life than fast cars and wooing the ladies. – SasuSaku. Rated M for Language, Death and Violence. Chapter Three is up! And something that is completely true. Every girl should read this: Girls And for everyone who still has some dignity left in them: You say BABY PINK And that's it for now. Doooomed. | |||||||||
1. Prince Of The Hedges » reviewsAU. He was Homeless. Her house was lonely. He needed Money. She needed help. He had social issues. She talked too much. He needed someone to love him. She would love him, and be loved back. SasuSaku Rated M. Full Sum Inside.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,144 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 7-20-09 - Published: 4-17-09 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
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