Well, I really don't know what to put here, so I guess I can start with the basics:

Who Am I? Do you really want to know? I am omniscient... I think... cough. No one will ever know my real name O_o -- That's what I look like, if anyone really cares. I'm a college sophomore at Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology, the top undergraduate engineering school in the nation. And yet, I'm not an engineering major. I'm studying chemistry, and, after I realized that physics really isn't my thing, I think I've decided to get a second major in biochemistry. And I wonder why I'm doing this to myself...

Interests: FMA!! I totally blame that one on NinjaSquirls and hanjuuluver. I also blame them for my blatant obsession with Ed/Roy. You guys suck. Lesse... other animes I like are DNAngel and Fruits Basket. Hmm... I don't think it should be this hard to come up with a list of things I like. I love DDR, poetry (except William Wordsworth! He can go to hell with his damn daffodils!) sudoku, piano, good music (aka not rap,) art history (curse you Mr. Betsch,) European history, and Kingdom Hearts! Yay for Sora/Riku! And the Final Fantasy series, especially FFVII and FFX. And FFXII, even though I /still/ haven't finished it. Damn college. Thank god my parents don't realize how obsessed I am. And now, after my freshman year, I have new obsessions. Go figure. I love card games, especially Mao, mostly 'cause there's not much to do out here. And raquetball, even though I totally suck. And volleyball. I totally blame the sorority for that. And yes, I /am/ in a sorority. I love it!

Ahem. I have a LiveJournal account! Yay! Feel free to visit http://diamminesilver.livejournal.com if you really feel like it. I don't say much.

Favorite Quotes: This can take a while. When you go to the same school as NinjaSquirls and hanjuuluver, things get pretty interesting.
The Betsch Quotes (from the amazingly cool Mr. Betsch, master of art history!)
~ "We used kilts and kimonos at my wedding."
~ "The Roman Empire was like the Death Star."
~ "You're beautiful too."
~ "We're not in France anymore, Toto."
~ "I pride myself on being unpopular."
~ "You're so sad and pathetic," in response to something my European History teacher, Ms. Syers, had said
~ "I don't understand those people who wanna see the Apocalypse... what are you gonna do? Buy a t-shirt?"
~ "Nudity? No problem!" - We were talking about Donatello's David and... yeah... weird stuff.
~ "Look! Here come the enthusiastic intellectuals in their maddening hoard!"
~ "Oh, you want two questions?"
~ "I'm ignoring the history right in front of me!"
~ "It was a pencil... a pencil!" - There's a story behind this one. Mr. Betsch never uses pencil, but Ms. Syers decided to leave a brand new, sharpened pencil on his desk, which he broke right after Ms. Syers had finished her lecture. Some of my lovely peers decided to lecture him for ten minutes on how horrible he is. Good times.
~ "Stay away from the TV!" - Mr. Betsch is very... dedicated to college basketball. He was watching some random game during lunch and yelled when someone walked too close to the TV 'cause he thought they would change the channel.
~ "I'm a bad influence."
~ "I won't get shanked, I won't get shot, and I won't sell drugs during class!" - Sadly, Mr. Betsch is transferring schools after this year and he will be teaching in a rather bad side of town. My class likes to make fun of him because of this, but he will be missed.
~ "Hey, what did I assign for homework?" - I found it amusing that Mr. Betsch couldn't remember our art history assignment for winter break.
~ "People from certain parts of Kentucky and certain parts of Texas like to butcher the English language." - Ms. Davey and Ms. Syers, who share an office with Mr. Betsch, are from Kentucky and Texas, respectively, and Mr. Betsch was commenting on their poor abilitiy to pronounce certain words.
~ "I love hippies!"
~ "I amuse myself. pause I need a vacation!"
~ "Shame on Gardner!" - This one is funny only if you know that Gardner is one of the primary author people of the big art history text books.
~ "I would trust you all wandering around Santa Fe." - We're trying to convince Betsch that we should go on a field trip soon.
~ "Dark rooms are fun!"
~ "He didn't create the sun."
~ "It was a pimped out crib beyond belief!" - Architecture can be very amusing.
~ "Fish magic, indeed. Amen, sister." - Sister Wendy is awesome!
Other Quotes (be prepared for extreme randomness)
~ "You guys scare me." - Ms. Davey, my literature teacher
~ "And I thought this meeting was going to be scholarly." - Ms. Davey, again
~ "Colonel Mustang is dead sexy... in a mini-skirt!" - YouTube (search for Ed's Confession... this is the new foundation on which my life is built... which is sad when you think about it.)
~ "Eponymous!"
~ "Why are there used matches all over your floor?" - My mother... after some friends spent the night
~ "You sexy, sexy, sex...y" - My dear friend Virginia while we were driving to Hastings. Don't ask.
~ "It's like the devil... only tastier!" - Virginia and I talking about espresso-flavored chocolate
~ "I should come to school naked and say I'm Venus." - Another friend, Amanda; we were trying to come up with costumes for our art history party
~ "I had a dream that I was drilling holes in people's heads and forcing them to worship pigs." - My father. I know. I'm related to this man O_O
~ "It was like a brain freeze, but with battery acid." - My father. Again.
~ "PHOTO BOOTH!" - hanjuuluver, NinjaSquirls, and I during a NHS service project at the mall. Note: this was said with British accents, for some unknown reason
~ "Apopcalyptic!" - I can't say it! Leave me alone!
~ "It wasn't me, it was the keg!" - My lovely counselor, Ms. Shimada. That woman is an inspiration to all.
~ "Take a bath Jesus!" - My friend Marissa during art history; we were discussing the different "fashions" of different time periods and there was one painting in which the people looked like they hadn't taken baths in a very long time.
~ "Power to the people!" - Ms. Syers, while lecturing over the French Revolution
~ "I touched Jessie Jackson!" - Ms. Syers, again... honestly, I have no idea how we wandered to that topic O_o
~ "My brain needs a bouncer." - NinjaSquirls
~ "That's different - alligators are reptiles!" - My brother arguing with my boyfriend when he refused to eat squid.
~ "I don't think it's a good idea to be driving around on Christmas Eve with all the other drunks." - My mother (who rarely drinks)
~ "I'll kill you and burn your ashes!" - One of my blonde moments
~ "Gay gay gay... dead guy... gay..." - My brother playing a video game
~ "What the hell are you burning?" - My mom after she walked into my room (I was burning incense)
~ "Get on it, fat man!" - My dad (while watching football)
~ "There is no explanation, except he's from Kentucky." - NinjaSquirls; we were trying to figure out why Mr. Betsch's parents named him Lionel.
~ "Hangovers are funny." - NinjaSquirls at a hockey game.
~ "Wow! There are, like, songs on here!" - My good friend Dani, who was scrolling through the playlists on my Ipod.
~ "Hey! I'm a self-cannibal only, thank you very much! I have morals!" - Dani
~ "Mom, my drama doesn't need any more life!" - Me; sleep deprivation is amusing.
~ "There's only one solution: burn down the house. Watch for the smoke detectors." - My dad.
~ "Oh my God, you're diseased! Get the hell away from me!" - My dad; I had a rather severe allergic reaction to something and my right eyelid was swollen for a few days. Not fun.
~ "Hold on. I'm too sideways for this." - Dani, on the random FMA background on my computer.
~ "That's a girl right? Well, you never know with these anime characters. He could have decided to transmute himself and whoop! Instant sex change!" - Dani on the picture of Lust on my random FMA background.
~ "Someone finally had the sense to bury him." - Ms. Syers talking about Lenin or Stalin... one of those communists who was on display in Russia for a loooong time.
~ "Look at Stalin - now there's a moustache!" - Ms. Syers
~ "You skipping step person, you... step skipper!" - Dani, while trying to figure out where the heck the other pi came from on one of our calc problems
~ "Remember your Edwards! Don't get them mixed up!" - Ms. Syers on the Hundred Years' War. European history is confusing like that.
~ "Dear lord! People don't go to a random cathedral and take a piece of Jesus' leg!" - Awesta, fellow Art/European history historian. We were discussing the Taj Mahal, and how English visitors would take parts of the wall or something as a souviner
~ "Well, we all know the Franc has always been stable." - Nick, someone from Art/Euro, who was referring to Ms. Syers's comment about some random person running for the French presidency who wanted to put France back on the Franc instead of the Euro. What's really bad is that everyone in the class laughed.
~ "All along world's end, we laugh; come heaven's fall or hell's contempt, we sing; and in our mournful joy burns life, death and dreams." I read this in a fic over at the FFVII yaoi community on LJ, and I have no idea where it came from. If anyone knows, pleeeease tell me!! puppy eyes
~ "Please don't run down the halls on fire. Chemistry doesn't need any more of a bad reputation." - My chem prof, on where the safety equipment is in the lab
~ "Are we doing Bin Laden here or on the trail?" - One of my sisters. We had fireworks and there was one that looked like Bin Laden. Epicness.

Check out hanjuuluver's quote list; nothing can top that

P.S. - The icon I'm using isn't mine. If I accidentially took it from you, I'm sorry. If you want credit or you don't want it up at all, please let me know.