About me (what else is a profile for?)

Age- you guess

Name- You will never know!! muhahaha

Looks- I'm pretty tall, I'm blonde, I have gray eyes, and I'm slim. If I tried, I would look a lot like Annabeth (Percy Jackson and the Olympians)

Fav Books (not in any particular order)- Series of Unfortunate events (although the last few sucked), Artemis Fowl (he's SO cool), other books by Eoin Colfer, books by Agatha Christy, HARRY POTTER!!! (like, the reading love of my life), Percy Jackson and the Olympians (the lightning thief, the sea of monsters and the coming out soon Titans Curse- they are SO cool!!), Lord of the Rings, Hatchet by Gary Paulson, Shakespeares plays, the Abhorsen trilogy, the Inkheart books (I hope the third one comes out soon!), The inheritance trilogy (Eragon and Eldest- unoriginal but awesome), redwall, guardians of gahoole ( I used to love these), TINTIN! (these comics) and a lot of others I can't think about.

Fav Movies (again, not in any particular order)- Pirates of the Carribean 1 and 2, X men (all of them- just the movies, not the graphic novels), the LOTR movies, Ferris Buoler (or somethin like that) takes a day off, Shrek 1 and two (i've seen them so many times I've lost count), mean girls, the godfather, back to the future, Charlie and the chocolate (yummy) factory, sky high, the HP movies (with the exception of the 3rd one), finding nemo, finding neverland, the phantom of the opera (i also liked the play/opera), and a gazillion others i can't think of

About my pen name- I have a puppy called Hermes, and he expects us to worship him so hence the pen name. Also I like greek mythology.

Ships

Arty Fowl- Artemis/no one (he should stay single) and if that isn't the case Arty/OC or Arty/Minerva (he needs a genius)

Holly/Trouble- awww, so cute and PERFECT!!

Lili/Chix- both vain, and flirty. great together

Foaly/Caballine- we've never actually me Caballine but she was mentioned in the Lost Colony

Root/Vinvaya- both elderly, strict LEP commanders: what isn't perfect about that? except for the fact that he died...

Juliet/Trouble- If he wasn't 3 feet and totally perfect for Holly, they would be great together.

Root/Holly- Barfs he's old enough to be her grandfather!!

Foaly/Holly- If he wasn't a centaur and a total geek, they would be ok together

Artemis/Holly- I know the majority of AF fans adore this couple, but i hate it. My reasons are- he's a human teenager, while she's a 80 year old fairy equivalent to about 25 in human years, while she still looks 25 he will have died of old age, shes extremely short, their personalitys don't match, and if they lived together, they both would be dead within a week. These are just my opinions.

Harry Potter

Harry/Ginny- just perfect

ron/hermione- my all time fav ship. He's a irresponsible dork (at least he's a hot one...) while she's smart and responsible. And they were totally hitting on each other in the Half Blood Prince

harry/hermione- uh...no

any student/teacher- HELL NO!!!

Tonks/Remus- I was giggling so much at the end of the HBP because of this. THEY ARE SO PERFECT TOGETHER!!

Bill/Fleur (aka Phlegm)- awww...that was a good one.

minerva/dumbeldore- ok

Fred/Angelena, George/Alicia or vice versa- yayz! the twins deserve a girl!

The twins/OC- look above

Draco/Hermione- an ok ship

ginny/draco- i kind of like it

Sanpe/anyone- uhuh

Sirius/anyone- he should stay single

Lily/James- do i really have to give my reasons why i like them together?

Inheritance

Eragon/Arya- I HATE ARYA!! She's the queen of mary sues! and she isn't even funny. Have any of you guys thought it was odd that even though shes a perfect vegitarian elfy princess, she wears leather pants?

Nasuada/Eragon- pretty good. Nasuadas cool

Nasuada/Murtagh- my all time fav in inheritance

Galby/Izlandi- Hehehe

Percy Jackson and the Olympians

Annabeth/Percy (aka seaweed brain)- YES! even though they are kind of related- Athenas her mom, and athenas a daughter of zeus, and posiedons percys dad so that would make them...um...wait a sec...PERCYS her uncle then!!!!! AHHHHH! but who cares in the olympian world? I mean, hera and zeus are siblings and there married!

Thaila/Percy- we really don't know her yet and their cousins. otherwise its ok

thaila/grover- yayz! in the sneak peek of the titans curse they were slow dancing together =-)

thaila/luke- awesome. except for the fact that she was a pine tree for about 6 years so shes still 12 and he's 20

grover/ a nymph- snigger hehehe

luke/annabeth- uhuh. bleargh- its annabeth/percy peoples!

I'm to lazy to continue with my fav ships for other things

Also, I don't read or write slashes.