Kitsune Tanaka

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since	: 11-10-06, id: 1163022, Profile Updated: 03-10-09
country	: United States
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Author has written 18 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, One Piece, Harry Potter, D N Angel, and Gravitation.

I'll just make this quick and easy, since I'm terrible at these things.

Favorite anime:

Full Metal Alchemist
Full Metal Panic
Saiyuki
Mouse
Black Cat
Spice and Wolf
One Piece
Bleach
Excel Saga
D.N.Angel
Gravitation
Prince of Tennis

Favorite characters:

Edward Elric - FMA
Genjyo Sanzo - Saiyuki
Sorata Muon - Mouse (He's so dreamy... drools)
Renji Abarai - Bleach
Excel Excel - Excel Saga
Menchi - Excel Saga
Satoshi Hiwatari - D.N.Angel (How can you not love the blue hair?)

Favorite pairings:

Roy/Ed
Zoro/Sanji
Sven/Train
Yuki/Shuichi
Harry/Draco (Not an anime! WHAT!)

Just to let ya'll know, I use a LOT of self-deprecating humor in my fics. It's incredibly evident in my newest story... Am I going to make fun of myself? Nevar! Well, hell, if I'm not going to do it, who is? Not you, faithful reader, or, at least I'd hope not.

Anyway, welcome to this (sick?) little corner of my brain. There are more fics haunting my room at my mom's house... Somewhere. As soon as I find them, I'll (re)edit them, and then post.

Right, I just remembered something that is actually almost important.
I am selling myself as a beta, for the low price of cookies. Or brownies. Or even ... well, you get the picture. Soooo, PM me if you need or want a beta. Or, just someone to talk to. Freeloaders don't do much, except for mooch food and cigarettes off of people. Oh, and steal internet, but maybe that's just me.

Alright, so if any of you actually do read the insanity that I write, please review. PLEASE! College dropouts/aspiring writers live off of caffeine, nicotine, and reviews. They make us live longer, and are greatly appreciated.

Okay, I usually don't do those copy/paste things that people have in their profiles, but this one hit close to home.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

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1. FullMetal Beach Party reviews
Roy, Ed, and everyone from the office go to the beach, but three of them don't see much surf or sand. Rated for explicit malexmale situations.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,199 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-18-09 - Roy M. & Edward E. - Complete

2. Of Vampires and Men reviews
London, 1584. Edward and Roy are royal vampire hunters for the Queen of England.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-18-09 - Roy M. & Edward E.

3. Sanity Is A Madness Put to Good Uses » reviews
A series of drabbles, ranging from 100 to 200 words.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-11-09 - Published: 12-31-08 - Edward E. & Roy M.

4. The Song Title Game » reviews
Everyone speaks in song titles, and Ed gets confused. Rating is for language and GRAPHIC MALEXMALE SITUATIONS.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,857 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 1-11-09 - Published: 12-8-08 - Edward E. & Roy M.

5. Driving Lessons reviews
Roy teaches Edward how to drive a manual. Rating is for language.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-8-08 - Edward E. & Roy M. - Complete

6. Five Ways to Leave Your Lover
Just as the title says, a story about a break up.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Published: 11-8-08 - Roy M.

7. Don't Choke reviews
Ed, erm, stuffs his face?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 7-12-08 - Edward E. & Roy M. - Complete

8. Roy's Shenanigans reviews
Roy reads, Edward comes home, THINGS happen. Just not with Edward. M for sexual content and language. YAOI. RoyEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-11-08 - Roy M. & Edward E.

9. StupidBoysFest 100 Word Drabbles »
Ficlets that I've posted to the StupidBoysFest.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 307 - Published: 7-4-08 - Edward E. & Alphonse E.

10. The Princess And The Flamer » reviews
Edward is a pretty pretty princess, and Roy is a brave shiny knight. On fire. Roy saves Ed from many scary debacles… Includes commentary from Ed and Roy. UPDATE: Finally really complete!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,626 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 7-3-08 - Published: 2-22-08 - Edward E. & Roy M. - Complete

11. You're Out » reviews
Yuki runs out of cigarettes, and decides to walk to the convenience story. Wacky animal hijinks ensue. T for language.
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-28-08 - Eiri Y. & Shuichi S. - Complete

12. Irony Sucks reviews
I hate to say it, but that sums it up.
D N Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-10-08 - Satoshi H. & Daisuke N. - Complete

13. Til Death Do We Part reviews
Draco and Harry get a rest from real life during the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-4-08 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete

14. From Me, To You reviews
A letter from one of the boys to the other, can go either way. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-4-08 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete

15. Better reviews
Fighting, angst, sadness, tears. What more could a girl ask for? Oh, right. A plot. Rating is for implied smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-29-08 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete

16. A Night Out reviews
Harry and Draco go clubbing, smut ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-28-08 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete

17. Thoughts » reviews
Zoro's response. Rating is still for language, along with a bit of lemon.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 2-25-08 - Published: 2-23-08 - Sanji & Zoro - Complete

18. Ed's Letter to Trisha reviews
Ed writes a letter to his mother, letting her know what has been going on.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-18-07 - Edward E. & Roy M. - Complete

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