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since: 11-10-06, id: 1163124, Profile Updated: 11-28-09
country: United States
Author has written 15 stories for Naruto, Kingdom Hearts, Death Note, and Batman Begins/Dark Knight.

Everyone, meet Near. The lovely Apple finally snagged a picture of him. :D

"Freedom is just another word
For nothing left to lose,
Nothing don't mean nothing honey if it ain't free, now now.
And feeling good was easy, Lord, when he sang the blues!
You know feeling good was good enough for me,
Good enough for me and my Bobby McGee." -Janis Joplin


I AM THINE LORD AND SAVIOR

:3:

Here's something new: an about me. (Since I know you're all so interested.)

I'm an art student who hopes to eventually venture into film-making and/or animation. And, if you haven't already noticed, I have a knack for writing. I actually plan on becoming the female Stephen King. And, since I'm so stubborn, I'm fairly confident that will happen.

Let me tell you about what I like. Hm, let's see, I like pie. Ha-ha, but seriously: I love pie. Buy me a burgundy pie and I will make love to you. Or buy me some Red Arrow. Nom nom. I like the winter, and I also like the summer. I (again, this is painfully obvious) like to write, and I love to paint/draw. I like movies. Oh, here's one: I like money. Actually, I love money. And screw you lot who lie about their love for money. It sucks, because you just don't want to love it, but oh well. There's probably other thing's I like, but who cares?

Now, what do I dislike? I hate, hate, hate, fucking loathe spiders. Matter of fact, I hate anything that has more than four (maybe five) legs. The only creepy-crawlie I can endure is ladybugs. And, yes, I don't like butterflies. They're ugly. I also don't like "haters," nor do I enjoy people without some sense of moral. Not to say I'm a law-abiding citizen, but people need to show respect. I grew up with an Italian grandfather, and it's just courteous that you show respect. That doesn't mean you must like someone, you just have to respect someone. I don't like bad smells, but when someone farts, I laugh. Meh, that's good enough for dislikes.

One more thing: I'm not really good with showing proper emotions. I grew up in the type of household where you just walked everything off, and I got a lot of "Aww, should I take baby to the hospital? No. Then get over it!" I laugh at inappropriate times, and I'm more sarcastic than even I can believe. So, if I offend you, I'm sorry, but you have to get over it. :)

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1. Lux Aeterna » reviews
AU, Rated M for Safety; When all is good and good is well, you better well make sure you watch where you're going. Light/L, Mello/Matt
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,163 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-12-09 - Published: 10-27-08 - Light Y. & L
2. Habits reviews
It's the little things the Joker does that pisses Batman off.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-15-09 - Bruce W./Batman & Joker - Complete
3. Break on Through reviews
A late night visit to the security room leads to a little more than what either men expected. Isn't that right, Watari? A drabble of sorts. Soichiro/Watari.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-1-09 - Soichiro Y. & Watari - Complete
4. Super Freak reviews
Light learns that you should probably always say sorry. Especially when you're apologizing to freaks like Ryuuzaki.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-3-09 - Light Y. & L - Complete
5. Running With Scissors » reviews
AU, NaruSasuNaru : I've learned to accept my life as an orderly schedule of insanity. I like to think I know exactly what will happen, all of the time. Because that's how it's become, and that's how I think it'll stay. But, why do I have to be so wrong?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,175 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 6-3-09 - Published: 7-14-08 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
6. Jam reviews
In which L realizes he needs a nap, and Light wishes to be the X-Man.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-5-09 - Light Y. & L - Complete
7. An Apple a Day reviews
--keeps Ryuuk feeling pretty gay. And by gay, I mean happy, folks. Rated M for plain old strangeness and fantasies about being with apples. Written by request.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 3-11-09 - Ryuk - Complete
8. Lacrimosa reviews
A brief farewell from B to L, written from master to pet. Rated M for Beyond being Beyond.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,083 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-21-09 - BB & L - Complete
9. A Vicious Circle » reviews
L had known, since it had begun, that he would never cease. The cycle would continue until one of them breathed their last. - Light/L, BB/L; rated for mature themes and gore .
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,568 - Reviews: 128 - Updated: 1-5-09 - Published: 8-19-08 - Light Y. & L
10. The Dark Knight reviews
“I'll find you, and defeat you. I always win, and such barbaric tactics sha'n't work on me! Do you understand, you Neanderthal? L will win.”--A one-shot in which L saves the world, and Light's in disbelief.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,988 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-8-08 - L & Light Y. - Complete
11. Sixteen Songs » reviews
AkuRoku, Zemyx, RikuSo: And, as the redhead drabbled on in his song about his crew and their white rapist van, Roxas knew he had almost fallen in love at that very moment. For MELEIYU
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,618 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 7-27-08 - Published: 2-17-08 - Axel & Roxas
12. Back Off, Misfits » reviews
[AU, SasuNaru, Impliedish KakaIru, notyouraverage fic sort of] You've got the harder part, you've got the kinder heart. I've got the easy part, I've got the harder heart. And it's true. It's built on finding the easier way through.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 67,547 - Reviews: 216 - Updated: 1-23-08 - Published: 2-5-07 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
13. To Write 'Love' On His Arms reviews
Implied NaruSasu, Dedicated to the group TWLOHA : Hope and freedom can come in the most unexpected places, and from the most unexpected people. Like in a dark movie theatre with a teen who just happened to have a similar taste, love is random. But helpful
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,542 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-4-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete
14. The Family » reviews
[SasuNaruSasu, KisaItaKisa AU Mafia Fic] There are some things that you can handle by yourself, but with others, it's just fine to have someone you know has your back. But no matter what goes down, your family comes first. [ON INDEFINITE HIATUS. SORRY!]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,854 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 6-6-07 - Published: 3-18-07 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
15. CAUGHT! reviews
[AU, one shot. Sidefic to 'Back Off Misfits']. It's like a bad porno! Never have you ever met a man like Sai, and even if you did, there was no seeing this coming. Right, Sasuke? [Rated M because I can't afford to be sued]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 5-22-07 - Sasuke U. & Sai - Complete
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