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Author has written 57 stories for Pokémon, Fullmetal Alchemist, Teen Titans, Avatar: Last Airbender, Harry Potter, Soul Eater, Danny Phantom, and My Little Pony. That avatar, dear friends, is straight out of the Pokemon Special manga. I laughed, and even though Suicune was my avatar for three seconds, the proud and majestic glory of Psyduck has taken its place. Let us bask in the gracefulness of this wonderful creature, captured in its beauty! I'm writing this, mostly to spur myself on: I solemnly swear, on this page, that I will never have more than two fictions running at once. All fictions posted will have a general idea of where they are going and will end. No fiction shall go on hiatus, for if I do I know I won't come back to it. All fictions will be tried my best to be completed. If I get stuck and no matter of advice will help me, I will write an apology in the summary and in the fiction, leave it for a week, then delete it. If at any point I realize an old fanfic is dreadful, it will be deleted with no hesitation. I will not ever demand reviews to continue. Begging does not count. Begging is childish and immature, demanding isn't too kind. Real Name: Frazzle McFlickertonio. Seriously. Gender: I'm a girl. Wait, hold on. (looks down pants) Yup, I'm female. Age: Eighteen. I can make my own pornography. And vote. But mostly pornography. Weight: THE WEIGHT OF A SMALL FREIGHT TRAIN. MINUS THE WEIGHT OF A SMALL FREIGHT TRAIN. PLUS ABOUT ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY POUNDS. Origin: Cuban American. 1) Yes, I am a legal American citizen - I was born here. 2) Yes, I do look white. That's what happens when you were conquered by white people, you get a whole spectrum of colors to be. 3) Cuba is not Mexico. Cuba is not a state in Mexico. Mexico is not another word for Cuba. Mexicans and Cubans are not the same thing. Shippings I support, in all fandoms I read: (The internet apologizes. Due to an amazing amount of overlapping pairings, yaoi, yuri, incest, yaoi incest, yuri incest, gender bending, biracial, bisexual, trisexual, transgender, crossdressing, cross breeding, yaoi cross breeding, yuri cross breeding, pokemon x pokemon, daemon x daemon, clone x clone, clone x original, the internet has gone to throw up and refuses to upload such a list. Assume: if it's well written, she will read it and enjoy it. If it's poorly written, she will read it and do her best to help fix it. I Support: A lot of different things, actually. If you want to get down to it, I basically support choice. With a lot of my beliefs, I'm not saying I'm right and I'm not saying I'm wrong. But I have the right to express myself, to be whoever I want to be in the United States of America (except a murder and a few other select career choices), and I'll be damned if your religion dictates that gay people can't get married, and abortion is wrong. The purpose of the law is to protect me from physical harm from others. I can hurt myself. I can call others names. At no point can I physically harm another person, and vice versa. The law is not responsible for my feelings and my morals. It's to protect my life, liberty and property, thanks to good ol' John Locke's philosophy. Why is your religion justification to ban things in a country where church and state is separate? That isn't right, and "God says" should never be allowed in a political debate. Ever. That's automatic loss, as far as I'm concerned. Tell me. PM me and tell me why you should be able to use your religion to support these decisions in the law, and then maybe you'll manage to convert me. I'm open minded and I'll admit that I'm wrong if I am. Somehow, I don't think so. Goals: 1. Write one Egoshipping story Thanks to everyone who ever has reviewed and ever will review. I'm really glad you like my work! Well, most of you. The spam comments can get annoying. Still, thanks loads. It does a girl's self esteem wonders. Hugs and Love, | |||||||
1. Drabbles in Equestria » reviewsJust one hundred little drabbles about Equestria, some about the mane six and their daily lives, some about the princesses and their stress, and even a few thrown in about other characters and creatures that have appeared in the show.My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 12-7-12 - Published: 12-5-122. Senior Year » reviewsMisty Williams is about to graduate from Goldenrod High School. All she has to do is work off a new bike, tutor Ash Ketchum, help May ask Drew to a dance, and figure out a relationship with Gary Oak. She can do that, right? Poke, Ego, Contest, PenguinPokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 88,289 - Reviews: 289 - Updated: 11-13-12 - Published: 3-2-11 - Misty/Kasumi & Ash K./Satoshi3. Just a Moment » reviewsOne hundred themes. One hundred moments out of the Titans' busy lives. Possible Pairings: Raven x Beast Boy, Starfire x RobinTeen Titans - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 100 - Words: 16,894 - Reviews: 379 - Updated: 11-12-12 - Published: 3-13-124. Fanfiction is SO Cliched » reviewsCliches are the backbone and life blood of fanfiction, they're what keeps a steady stream of new writers pouring in. Even for veterans of the site, these horrible tropes will catch up to everyone sooner or later. All pairings and most suggestions taken.Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 55 - Words: 67,479 - Reviews: 763 - Updated: 7-29-12 - Published: 10-15-10 - Complete5. Half to Death » reviewsOne hundred drabbles surrounding the Danny Phantom cast. Occasional DannyxSam.Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 20,207 - Reviews: 316 - Updated: 9-3-11 - Published: 3-22-11 - Complete6. Hero » reviewsAsh's friends and pokemon have been captured by a man who makes worlds with a snap of his fingers - a man that wants Ash to prove he really is a hero. A challenge for each person he saves, and the history of his world begging him to rewrite it.SlightAAMLPokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 120,212 - Reviews: 235 - Updated: 8-29-11 - Published: 12-26-09 - Ash K./Satoshi - Complete7. Popular reviewsAt the Fenton home, she's Jazz. IN school, she's something more. She's popular, and Danny wants to know why.Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-25-11 - Danny F. & Jazz F.8. That Swing reviewsThe madness was always there, tugging at him. So how could he keep it away? Soul and Maka friendshipSoul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-20-10 - Soul Eater & Maka A.9. Where the Universe Is reviewsStory based of off FTEcho4's "Of Creation and Destruction". A fun oopsshipping oneshot, written because "James" is made out of awesome and magic!Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,754 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-11-1010. Trains reviewsPaul's in denial, and Dawn isn't interested. Drabble. One-sided ikarishipping.Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 9-17-10 - Paul/Shinji & Dawn/Hikari - Complete11. Hufflepuff reviewsYou want to be proud of your house, you really do. But sometimes, it's more than you can stand. Drabblish oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 9-7-10 - Complete12. Wherever reviewsAsh and Misty go for a midnight stroll, and end up spending their night in a hole. Ash's POV, first person, present tense, experimental pointless oneshot.Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,926 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 6-11-10 - Ash K./Satoshi & Misty/Kasumi13. The Telephone Hour and Twenty Five Minutes reviewsAsh sent her a rather insulting Valentine's Day poem via text. Well, she can't let him get away with it, can she? AAML, fluff, texting war, oneshot.Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 48 - Published: 2-14-10 - Ash K./Satoshi & Misty/Kasumi - Complete14. Snapshots Make the Story » reviewsOne hundred connecting drabbles write the story of Misty Williams and her junior year in Goldenrod's preparatory school for coordinators, trainers and leaders. Oh, and the fabulous subplot of whether or not May can ever manage to ask Drew out to a dance.Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,319 - Reviews: 120 - Updated: 12-10-09 - Published: 11-29-09 - Misty/Kasumi & Ash K./Satoshi15. Emotional » reviewsAsh just wishes that Misty would be nicer, or maybe more sarcastic, or maybe a cheerleader or a genius, anyone other than who she is. The Legendaries have no problem arranging that, but, in the end, is it really what he wants? AAMLPokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,272 - Reviews: 252 - Updated: 11-28-09 - Published: 7-13-09 - Ash K./Satoshi & Misty/Kasumi - Complete16. Letters Home reviewsMay can't think of anything to put in a letter to her mother. Can Drew make her life more interesting? All dialogue, contestshipping. DAML.Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 9-2-09 - Drew/Shū & May/Haruka - Complete17. Forgetting Candy Necklaces reviewsWelcome to the carnival one and all! Watch our heroes eat delicious carnie food, ride the Ferris Wheel to fireworks, and dance on the tightrope between childhood and adulthood that just so happens to be made of candy necklaces. AAMLPokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,799 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 8-19-09 - Ash K./Satoshi & Misty/Kasumi - Complete18. Advice About Girls reviewsAsh wasn't asking Brock for advice on girls, oh no. He was asking for advice about girls, which was entirely different. It was only out of curiosity that he inquired, "What's the perfect girl?" Hints of AAMLPokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,486 - Reviews: 57 - Published: 8-17-09 - Ash K./Satoshi & Misty/Kasumi - Complete19. Canon Rape » reviewsIn the fandom of Pokemon, some characters are badly portrayed, laws of the realm are clearly denied, and inconsistencies run rampant through poorly written stories. Don't worry, fair readers, I'm here to help. Innuendos and very coarse language.Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 88,840 - Reviews: 1416 - Updated: 8-3-09 - Published: 1-4-09 - Complete20. Dear Diary » reviewsA series of character reflective pieces. Pairings, if ever mentioned, will most likely be pokeshipping and contestshipping. Recent Chapter: Anabel - FearPokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,140 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 7-16-09 - Published: 2-8-0921. Rebellious Thinking » reviewsOne would think a chance to escape TR's iron grip, full of oppression, pills, and tragedy, would be at the top of her list. But it's hard to leave the only life you've ever known. Can Ash convince Misty to join the rebellion and take down Team Rocket?AAMLPokémon - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 207,660 - Reviews: 251 - Updated: 7-7-09 - Published: 6-27-08 - Ash K./Satoshi & Misty/Kasumi - Complete22. Ash's Adventures in Wonderland reviewsAsh has dreamt up his own little wonderland. Now he just needs to pass all the tests, confront his faults and fears, and finish before he wakes up and has to do it over and over and over and...he really hopes this isn't a coma dream. AAMLPokémon - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,789 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 6-27-09 - Ash K./Satoshi - Complete23. Nuances of Hormones reviewsFive drabbles inspired by Poe poems and all with the catalyst of hormones. AAML. Pokeshipping. Bikeshipping. Sakashipping. T for swearing and, well, hormones.Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,913 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 6-14-09 - Ash K./Satoshi & Misty/Kasumi - Complete24. Every Second reviewsIt's said that every second, somewhere in the universe, a star goes supernova, and Misty can't help compare the explosion of the brightest stars to the imminent explosion of the brightest boy she knows. Heroes always go in the worst ways.Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,634 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 5-30-09 - Misty/Kasumi & Ash K./Satoshi - Complete25. Ghost reviewsTick, tock went the old brass clock, serenading Brock to sleep. Drip, drop, the tears did slop, all over the old man's sheets. Each night, Misty pays a visit to hear dear old friend. It might not have been so frightening if she wasn't dead.Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 5-29-09 - Brock/Takeshi & Misty/Kasumi - Complete26. Yen reviewsEvery time he dared to touch, he would pull away, and the temptation grew stronger. It was only a matter of time before it would all be confronted, when that fruit was tossed his way, and he would have to decide if it was worth it. AAMLPokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,997 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 3-9-09 - Ash K./Satoshi & Misty/Kasumi - Complete27. Kate's and Keith's Alphabet Book » reviewsFor the Alphabet challenge, twenty six drabbles for twenty six themes, each corresponding to a letter of the alphabet. Rated T because...eventually I'll write something in here inappropriate for prepubescent eyes.Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 17,107 - Reviews: 101 - Updated: 3-2-09 - Published: 1-7-09 - Keith/Dazzle - Complete28. Song Challenge reviewsJust some light work, the ipod challenge. Ten drabbles written while listening to ten songs. Pokeshipping.Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-25-09 - Ash K./Satoshi & Misty/Kasumi - Complete29. Ever After reviewsBecause, in real life, happily ever after almost never comes true. BAML A/UPokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,768 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 1-20-09 - Misty/Kasumi & Brock/Takeshi - Complete30. The Ratata and the River reviewsWhile Brock is using the only pickup line that will ever work, Ash and Misty begin a long discussion of what part of Ash's anatomy will overpower his brain, not that the latter was of much use anyway. Slight AAMLPokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,100 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 1-2-09 - Ash K./Satoshi & Misty/Kasumi - Complete31. Alphabetical Order » reviewsFor the Alphabet Challenge issued by A Rose for me-A Rose for you. 26 short little oneshots each with an alphabetical prompt. AAML/pokeshipping, with slight DAML/contestshippingPokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 22,828 - Reviews: 205 - Updated: 12-30-08 - Published: 12-22-08 - Ash K./Satoshi & Misty/Kasumi - Complete32. The Twain Shall Meet reviewsEast is East," she said, "and West is West." "And if they go far enough West and East," he countered, "they eventually run right smack into each other." Hinted BBRaeTeen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,388 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-21-08 - Beast Boy & Raven - Complete33. Seven Heavenly Virtues reviewsSequel to Seven Deadly Sins. Misty decides that if her boyfriend is going to embody the sins, she'll embody the virtues. Unfortunately, he has very different thoughts in mind. AAMLPokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,867 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 12-9-08 - Misty/Kasumi & Ash K./Satoshi - Complete34. Challenge » reviewsA short series of oneshots based on the challenges found in SilverUmbra's profile and, apparently, the suggestions of my reviewers . Pokemon pairings. COMPLETEDPokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,518 - Reviews: 86 - Updated: 12-2-08 - Published: 2-25-08 - Complete35. Questions reviewsIt was understandable that they had questions, since not many had seen an earthbender like her before, but that didn't mean she couldn't be her sarcastic, fun-loving self while she answered them. Toph centric.Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-25-08 - Toph - Complete36. Seven Deadly Sins reviewsOver the week of the Pallet Town fish festival, Ash was feeling downright sinful. They were ripped apart, and brought back together, all thanks to the deadly seven. AAMLPokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,678 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 11-16-08 - Ash K./Satoshi & Misty/Kasumi - Complete37. Vicissitude reviewsNo matter how hard Ash wanted things to stay the same, people changed. Misty changed, he changed, and as hard as it was to accept it, the dictionary she threw in his lap left him with no other choice. Very, very slight hints of AAML.Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,959 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-9-08 - Ash K./Satoshi & Misty/Kasumi - Complete38. Circle reviews"I'm a demon," she clarified further, ripping her eyes from the circle to look into Beast Boy's. "Even if it's just by half, I'm still a demon. Anything protected by a religious symbol, a religious notion, is supposed to keep me out." No pairings.Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 11-7-08 - Raven & Beast Boy - Complete39. Halloween Hijinks reviewsIt's Halloween night, and a drunk Ash and Misty are getting a visit from the ghosts of Halloween Past, Present and Future, all with the same goal: to prevent them from having sex. Of course, the young drunks aren't too keen on that...AAML, no lemonPokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,018 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 10-30-08 - Ash K./Satoshi & Misty/Kasumi - Complete40. Learning to Laugh reviewsAl wonders if they'll meet up with an alternate universe Winry, and Ed decides its time to move on.Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-26-08 - Edward E. & Alphonse E. - Complete41. Story Time reviewsMax gets told a bed time story, right from the Middle Ages, mocking the cliche that is the Medieval Times romance fanfiction. May is the princess, Ash is the village idiot, and in order for them to be wed he has to kill the salamance. AAMayLPokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,510 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 10-19-08 - Ash K./Satoshi & May/Haruka - Complete42. Unnerved reviewsDaisy smirked and tweaked the young girl's nose, setting the punch bowl down on the table. "Just remember, little sister, if you see a rubberband on the door: stay out." AAML, slight HandymanshippingPokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,232 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 10-15-08 - Complete43. Tangent reviewsDawn had a redhead to boost her up when she felt down, and Ash had his own.Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,368 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-26-08 - Complete44. May's Blue Rose reviewsMay had never read the play, so when her green haired rival quoted, kissed, then walked away, she wasn't sure why she suddenly wanted to break a glass unicorn while she danced around her room. DAMLPokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,667 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 9-20-08 - Complete45. Philter reviewsWondering what Ash unknowingly dared me to drink, I flipped the vial over: "Philter: human hormones, pheromones and a magic touch!" To which I hotly replied, "Who leaves that in a fridge?" AAMLPokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,467 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 9-19-08 - Complete46. Just Rap, Rap, Rapping at Her Glass Gym Door reviewsAAML, a poem inspired by "The Raven" by E.A.P. It's a late night in Cerulean, when a black-haired boy comes knocking…rated for one very mild swear word.Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 9-8-08 - Complete47. Crimson Lake » reviewsSenseless murder, tension, impulse and the primitive beast that sets it all in motion. Inspired by a suggestion from EVAN AAML. Rated M for descriptive murder, swearing and sexual references.Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,429 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 7-20-08 - Published: 6-2-08 - Complete48. Oops? and Deja Vu » reviewsMisty decides with a little prompting from Pikachu that Ash is too stupid to realize love even if it hits him smack in the face and well...oops? The second chapter is a remake of the story, read that one before the suckish first one. AAML, pokeshippingPokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,902 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 7-1-08 - Published: 12-19-06 - Complete49. Slip of the Tongue » reviewsA Collection of 50 AAML and DAML oneshots. Rated T for language and crude humor. Chapter 4 sucks, skip it. AM stands for pokeshipping, DM stands for constestshipping.Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 223,679 - Reviews: 752 - Updated: 6-5-08 - Published: 1-11-07 - Complete50. In Order of Priority reviewsWritten for MiyaToriaka's "Crazy Like You" contest. It's early, halfway through the episode of the Misty Mermaid, and Misty's got stage fright! -sarcastic gasp of horror- Can anyone crossdress and help her through this terrifying time?Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,547 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 5-29-08 - Complete51. Don’t Believe What You See » reviewsWhile cleaning out the attic, Misty comes across the Unown who are itching to try their powers out again,this time for world domination, will her friends be able to stop her before she's lost to the Unown forever? Contestshipping, PokeshippingPokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 161,998 - Reviews: 317 - Updated: 5-9-08 - Published: 10-14-07 - Complete52. The Only One Who Noticed reviewsDuring dinner one night, Misty finally realizes exactly why all they ever think about it food.Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 2-6-08 - Complete53. Christmas Cookies reviewsPallet and Oystershipping. Ash and Misty decide to make Christmas cookies for their partners, Gary and Dawn. However, when they get their hands on some strange, clear liquid, things aren't going the way they plan. Talk about cooking with wine!Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,965 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 12-24-07 - Complete54. Secret Tapes reviewsAsh, Misty, May and Drew have been told to make tapes confessing everything they've done. Maybe our heroes aren't quite as heroic as we thought...slight AAML and DAML.Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,806 - Reviews: 46 - Published: 12-16-07 - Complete55. Blue Eyes reviewsIt's Ash and Gary's wedding reception, and Dawn's trying to prove that Misty's 'experiment' with her is actually a bit closer to a crush than the Scientific Method...DAWNxMISTY, AshxGary. Rated for swearing.Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,968 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 11-19-07 - Complete56. Let Me Go reviewsJust a letter Ash sends out to his friends telling them thanks and why he's leaving. I didn't intend for romance, just friendship, could you keep it that way? It's okay, not fantastic. Won't get reviewed anyway. I hope someone gets something out of it.Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 11-7-07 - Complete57. Ash Ketchum reviewsA little reflection on Ash Ketchum from anyone's POV. Except Brock.Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 1-25-07 - Complete
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