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Author has written 18 stories for Life With Derek. Hi! Thanks for checking out my fics. I hope you enjoy them. Below is one of my favorite poems of the moment - feel free to enjoy it too ;) Fuck Ashton Kutcher The public image butcher His shows a hit And I can’t stand that shit I don’t even know him And I hate his guts He punks me I won’t sign the release Because whenever he punks black people It always involves the police! He be havin’ all them white folks at home rollin’ ‘Brandy, did you know that that jewelry was stolen?’ ‘But hey, I’m a star--’ ‘Stop shinin’ and get your ass out that car’ Now he wouldn’t like it If me and my friends Just before dawn Bust into his house With some ski masks on Put a gun in his mouth And turn on the lights And just when he screams I’ll yell out ‘psych!’ Can you sign this release? I want to entertain people with your fear, You punk bitch! -- "Fuck Ashton Kutcher" by Dave Chappelle | |||||||
1. Don't Mess With Cupid » reviewsCasey has quite the surprise for Derek.Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,938 - Reviews: 163 - Updated: 2-8-09 - Published: 10-31-082. Hammer Time reviewsSpeaking of getting down - that was Derek’s problem. Well, not “getting down”—he’d never had a problem getting down. His problem was that he wasn’t getting down with Casey. Sequel to Problem Solved.Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 10-11-08 - Complete3. Staking A Claim reviewsSo everyone can relax, Casey stakes her claim on Derek.Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 38 - Published: 7-10-08 - Complete4. Praise Be To Apple reviewsAnother shuffle fic.Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-21-08 - Complete5. Just the Ten of Us reviewsMy fic for the shuffle challenge.Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-19-08 - Complete6. This Can't Be Life » reviewsCasey Venturi, well, she had problems in spades.Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,072 - Reviews: 75 - Updated: 6-16-08 - Published: 3-28-087. Problem Solved reviewsCasey was going to be miserable until she got some relief.Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,918 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 6-3-08 - Complete8. Again reviewsCasey had promised herself that she would never fall in love with him again.Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 4-12-08 - Complete9. Learning to Take it Well » reviewsThis is the sequel to OTB. Casey explains the other side of the story. Dasey!Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 99,458 - Reviews: 487 - Updated: 3-21-08 - Published: 8-15-07 - Complete10. One Night Only reviewsCasey had no doubt that she could love him forever. Too bad they only had one night. Dasey!Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 2-8-08 - Complete11. Prom Night Memories » reviewsWhat happened on the night of his senior prom that Derek just can't bring himself to forget? And how does Casey figure into the story? NOW A TWO-SHOT! What exactly happened at their ten year reunion?Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,849 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 2-5-08 - Published: 2-16-07 - Complete12. He Had It Coming reviewsNo matter who he is having a confrontation with, Derek always manages to emerge the victor. Dasey!Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,581 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 11-4-07 - Complete13. Overcoming The Blow » reviews“Hmmm,” she uttered, looking a million miles away. “The beginning... when I was just the girl next door, when Sam was actually happy, when Derek and Casey hated each other...”Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,300 - Reviews: 165 - Updated: 8-6-07 - Published: 3-5-07 - Complete14. The Meeting reviewsWhen Casey decides that she wants Derek she must figure out a way to get him to return her feelings.Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 6-27-07 - Complete15. Absolution reviewsCasey goes to church to confess her sins.Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 6-23-07 - Complete16. Two Can Play That Game reviewsWhat has Derek done that has got Casey so upset? And, what is she planning to do about it? DASEY! R&R!Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 2-27-07 - Complete17. Remotely Uncontrolled reviewsCasey won’t respond to Derek’s attempt to start a fight, and it’s bugging the hell out of him. But why does he even care? Dasey!Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 2-7-07 - Complete18. Well Worth The Wait reviewsCasey and Derek have a schedule to keep. Casey is late, but Derek isn't going anywhere. He knows when she does get there it will have been well worth the wait. Dasey! R&R! I disclaim, I own nothing.Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 2-5-07 - Complete
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