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Egad, I'm back from my summer break nao. Let's start writing crack nao!

EPISODE 412! If One Piece (or in this case; Luffy) gets more gay and more pointless yaoi fanservice than this, I will put on a miniskirt and dance to a song called "The Sailor Song" :D Yeah, I feel like daring! You guys know that One Piece has more yaoi innuendos in it than Naruto! BELIEVE IT!

HETALIA~! Seriously, if you haven't seen that anime, you have not lived! 8D At all!! Because that anime is the only anime that can teach you about history, make it seem fun and also throw yaoi in for good measure. XDD Seriously, my grades are up because of that anime~! And another thing; Hetalia's fandom is the best fandom out there. You wont find fanfics better than in Hetalia's fandom... AND YOU GET TO PAIR UP COUNTRIES!! 8D Isn't that fun?! I should go and pair up Russia and America now~! CIAO!

ME IN A NUTSHELL:

Anni the Authoress

Gender: Female

Country: Estonia

Age: You don't really need to know :'D

Looks: Good... I mean, has red past the shoulders hair. Bluish-gray eyes. Usually wears a green or a blue T-shirt, white and red, or black and white knee-high skirt and a pink or red scarf if she feels like it.

Personality: Is usually your average normal teen... if you didn't count the fact that she suffers under YODS, which makes her act like a crazy idiot. She suffers under insomnia as well, so that makes her grouchy as hell in the mornings. Usually reads yaoi porn from the little black book (of doom). Shipping is her favorite way to pass time, besides making new yaoi members to her yaoi group. Writes, reads, reviews, laughs and eats... that's possibly the to-do list every day. Laughing is another weird thing she suffers under... in summer she could have laughing-fits (as she calls them) at any given time and the laughing could draw up to 20 minutes. Then she has a break and then laughs again.

YODS - is something that almost every yaoi fangirls suffers under.YODS is short for Yaoi Overdose Syndrome. It causes the girls to act like ravenous freaks and the YODS could usually make the girl act even sillier than she really is. It could last for a hour... or it could also last forever. That is the worst case scenario and then I suggest the family members to close all windows and doors and let the girl have so much Yaoi that she'll lose consciousness from a bleeding nose. When that's not enough, tell her something really sad (Your father died; Sasuke broke up with Naruto etc...), then she should recover from it and wont be affected by Yaoi for at least a day or two. When it comes up again, don't let the girl have any sugar (that'd make things even worse) and also don't try to hide her doujinshi or delete the yaoi from the computer... She'll just start rampaging. The best way to cool her down is to talk with her calmly and say that you'd like to know more about Yaoi, but you can't, because she's talking too fast. :) Have fun trying to calm down a rampaging girl in YODS... the above probably wont work anyway.

Abilities: Authoress powers (of doom)! That's the ultimate weapon...

Weakness: Yaoi, sad stuff, NC-17 yaoi lemony goodness, annoying people (who she'll destroy as time progresses), sometimes pink, fluffy fanfics, music (normally classic)

Other: She has a split personality: Character, Narrator, Authoress, Mother (to her OCs) and a Chef :3

Okay, so why am I talking about myself in third person? :3 Iunno, I guess she feels like it!

Yaoi pairs I like:

Hetalia:

America x Russia (I have a thing for that Cold War pairing XDD I honestly love them! OTP)

Estonia x Russia (...coughcough Well, I'm gonna be banned from my own country after this. Been nice knowing you, Estonia!)

Russia x Anyone-except-China (Because China doesn't deserve Russia!!)

America x England (8D Who doesn't like this pair?!)

Estonia x Denmark (...coughcough another something I'll be banned because of)

Prussia x Anyone (Well... almost, but who cares?! XDD)

I like other charas with Estonia too, but since there aren't many/any fanfics of them, I wont list every pairing I know and love!

Vocaloid:

Kaito x Len (Was my fav in Vocaloid... not anymore D: )

Kaito x Akaito (Now that's what I call fun!!)

Kaito x Gakupo (OTP IN VOCALOID~!)

Sonic the Hedgehog:

Sonic X Scourge (I can't find any fics of them D:)

Shadow X Mephiles (I loved it, but not so much anymore. But still cute)

Sonic X Mephiles (Now that's what I call hot)

Sonic X Shadow (again, there aren't any decent fics out there and yet people only write about them)

Scourge X Mephiles (O.O' I have no idea where this came from... But you have to admit, it's sexy)

Metal Sonic X Sonic (I've always had a thing for evil sexy counterparts)

Metal Sonic X Mephiles (Will I ever dare write about this pair?... Of course I do!)

Manic X Sonic (I'm not into incest really, but this is too cute to resist)

Gravitation:

Ryuichi X Tohma (One of my main OTPs in Gravi.)

Ryuichi X Tatshua (... i didn't like it at first, but now i think it's cute)

Yuki X Ryuichi ( this just popped into my head, I swear)

Tohma X Suguru (I have no idea why. I don't even like incest...but this is cute :)

One Piece:

Luffy X Zoro (The captain and his first mate; I love this pair)

Trafalgar Law x Luffy (...This pairing shall one day take over the world! OTP FTW!!)

Luffy X Sanji (The weird cook and the captain; do I need to say more?)

Zoro X Luffy X Sanji (BEST 3SUM IN TEH ANIME!)

Prince of Tennis:

Ryoma X Fuji (...Can anyone honestly say that they do NOT like this pairing?)

Ryoma X Kaidoh (Yeah... umm... whateva)

Mizuki x Kirihara (CLONE PAIR FTW!)

Mizuki x Fuji (doesn't matter which Fuji 8D)

Atobe x Jirou (aww!)

Wakato x Kajimoto (8D)

Mizuki x Atobe

Kirihara x Atobe

Kirihara x Ryoma

Kirihara x Sengoku (I'm on a Kirihara streak!)

And now comes just random stuff:

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pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tohught slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

...Okay, I'm too lazy to write something here for my fanfics XDD They're all down there anyway~! Just scroll down a bit!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, The Masochistic Lion, clairelovesedward, Silvergirl1000

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

The Difference Between Friends and Best Friends

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN IT! we fucked up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Are your personal crying sholder.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Will crack under interrogation.

BEST FRIENDS: Will not only keep their mouths shut, but will help you hide the body.

FRIENDS: Will look at you like you're crazy when you tell them you're an alien from outerspace.

BEST FRIENDS: Will break you out of the loony bin and drive you to New Mexico to meet up with the mothership.

FRIENDS: Will know all your passwords.

BEST FRIENDS: MADE all your passwords.

FRIENDS: Will ignore this

GOOD FRIENDS: Will repost this!

BEST FRIENDS: Will add to it!!