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Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter. New Moon Great Story!! HEY ANYONE WHO LOVES TWILIGHT THEN GO AND VOTE IN THE POLL!! (poll ends New Year Eve) There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you're easily confussed add this to your profile. If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, mahalo4ursupport, Reader128, Lady Prince, LilyScorpius, Pepa333, SlytherinLuver, Nightcrawlerfw, goodpiperravenclaw If you think the effing rabbit in the trix ad should just buy a trix from the supermarket, copy this onto your profile. "I'm smiling because I'm your sister. I'm laughing because there's nothing you can do about it." If you have a sibling that thinks you are a major menace, put this on ur profile. If you have ever had a song stuck in your head for more than three weeks, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile. If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile. 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If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. 92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet/foot, copy this into your profile. If you think Jordin should have lost, and Blake Lewis should have won in American Idol, paste this into your profile. If you think fanfiction.net is the best FanFiction site out there, post this in your profile 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. I fyou are one of the two percent (or in my case will be part of the two percent) who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. If you ran down an "Up" escalator, copy this into your profile. If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. I solemly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers), copy this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you hate wild goose chases, copy this into your profile 98 percent of teenagers has drank alcohol or done drugs. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this into your profile. If you break out in random laughing fits for no apparent reason that last for minutes or even hours on end, copy this into your profile. Are you someone who daydreams throughout most of the days? I do. If you do then copy this into your profile. If you are one of the people who think that life isn't fair then copy this into your profile. If you are on this profile, copy this onto your profile! -Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love chocolate, put this in you your profile. If you have ever copied and pasted something into your profile, put this in your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, post this in your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just to help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile. If you're against abortion, copy this into your profile. If you're against animal cruelty, copy and paste. If you believe in magic, copy and paste this into your profile. If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. IF you love CHARMED copy and paste this onto your profile. If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile. If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile. Thoughts from GoodPiperRavenclaw: "You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder." The diference between humor and tragedy is that humor is when it happens to someone else." "Who ever said that words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary." "When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile." "It's not about being who everyone else wants you to be, it's about being yourself and finding someone who loves every bit of it." "Boyz are like slinkies: stupid, but fun to watch fall down stairs." "I smile because you've all finally driven me insane." "I've built a wall, not to block people out but to see who loves me enough to climb over it." "A best friend helps you up when you fall." "Me and You are Friends: You smile, I smile. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, well, I'm gonna miss your emails." "Sarcasm is not a free service I offer...It's a personality trait." "When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand Edward Cullen." "ON YOUR BIRTHDAY...DON'T INVITE VAMPIRE-OBSESSED FRIENDS!! THEY BITE!! (I guess I'm not going to my own party :( )" "I never got my letter to Hogwarts, so I'm moving to Forks to live with the Cullens." My friend texted me asking "what does 'idk' mean?" so I said "I don't know" and she said "omg! NO one knows!" "TWILIGHT : four books are NOT enough!" "Never go to bed angry. Stay up late and plot your revenge." Name- Kathleen I live in The- USA (but not telling where in the USA) born- June 29, 1987 My family has 5 people in it and I have 1 older sister and a youger brother Love- HP fanfiction story's in - Sirius and Harry - Voldemort and Harry (Dark Harry) - Harry, Lily, and James (Time Travel) - Harry Potter and Charmed Crossovers - Harry Potter and Twilight Crossovers - Charmed story's - Twilight story's - Bella is turned into a vamp. - Bella is turned into a vamp. b4 she learns about them - Bella is turned into a vamp. after Edward leaves her - Bella and Edward Stories - Bella and Alice Stories Movies That I Love: - Romeo + Juliet (sad movie but really good) These are only some movies I like Quote From Charmed, Harry Potter, Gilemore Girls: Charmed- The Power of three will set us free. Harry Potter- Bloody Hell!! Gilmore Girls- Luke, I need coffiee NOW!! Hear are some quotes from all the Harry Potter Books: Harry Potter 1- Ron, "It's spooky. She knows more about you than you do." Harry, "Who doesn't?" Harry Potter 2 - Ron, "Why spiders? Why couldn't it be follow the butterflies?" Harry Potter 3- Hermione, "You foul, low, evil little cockroach!" Ron, “Hermione his not worth it” Harry Potter 4 - Hermione, "Next time there's a ball, pluck up the courage and ask me before someone else does, and not as a last resort!" Harry Potter 5- Harry, "I don't get it, what dose the Minstery of Magic got against me?" A Cinderella Story - Sam, "Austin? What are you doing?”. Austin, "Something I should've done along time ago." News from GoodPiperRavenclaw: If you are obsessed with Harry Potter, copy this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! Now if you are new to FanFiction and Harry Potter then to understand how the people act the way they do YOU MUST READ THE BOOKS OR WATCH THE MOVIES. A Harry Potter Survey: Which book in the series is your favorite? - I like all them. How long did it take you to read the books? - Around 2-6 days. Depends on the book. (longer the better). Who introduced you to the books? - My friend Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift? - bought them all. Was the ending to the series your dream ending? - Pretty much. Sirius please come back! Who is your favourite character's? - Hermione, Harry, and Ginny Who's your favourite Wizard? - To hard to pick. Who is your favorite Muggle? - Oh... um... um... no idea. What's one of your favourite quotes from the movies? - "I hate Spiders why couldn't it be follow the Butterfly's"- Ron. What was your favorite "couple" moment? - Harry and Ginny (I aways knew they would end up together) What was your favorite Hermione and Ron moment? - When she sent the birds after him... hehe:D How about your favorite Harry and Cho moment? - When she cried, and ran away. GO GINNY! What was your favorite adventure/battle? - Umm... the Final Battle at Hogwarts (it's a chapter in book 7; look it up). Which book cover was your favourite? - I don't really know. Are these books among your favorite books of all? - Of course. I also love Twilight. Sorcerers Stone or Chamber of Secrets? - Chamber of Secrets Prisnor of Azkaban or Goblet of Fire? - Goblet of Fire Order of Phoenix or Half Blood Prince? - Definately Half Blood Prince. You are most looking forward to which movie: Half Blood Prince or Deathly Hallows? - Hmm... right now, Half Blood Prince. Who do you want to see Harry with most: Cho or Ginny? - That's not even hard; Ginny, dur! Ron: Hermione or Lavender? - Hermione! Who's the better villain: Voldemort or Bellatrix? - Voldemort. You know Your Obsessed withHarry Potter When... ~You have seen all six movies the day they came out. ~You have read all 7 books at least twice. ~You own all five movies and have seen them numerous times. ~You can quote the books because you have read them so many times. ~You talk nonstop about something about Harry Potter. ~You have looked up everything that you can about Harry Potter. ~Your in Sirius deniel that Sirius Black is dead. ~You plotted what you think will happen in the book. ~You scream "no" when you think one of your favorite characters is going to die. ~You re-read the book before the next movie comes into theatre so you can rant and shout things at the theatre screen. ~You write FanFiction stories of Harry Potter. ~You have at least read three Harry Potter FanFiction stories. ~You day dream about scenes in the Harry Potter books. ~You take a Harry Potter quiz whenever you can. ~You read about Harry Potter facts whenever you see them. ~You know serveral months in advance when the exact date a Harry Potter book or movie is comming out. ~You know what Bloodpops, Chocolate Frogs, Fizzing Wizzbees, etc. are. You Know You Live In 2009 When... 1) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2) You haven't play solitaire with real cards in years. 3) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have MSN, MySpace or Facebook. 4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of pushing the buttons on the TV. 6) Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job. 7) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9) You were to busy to notice number 5. 10) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11) Now your laughing at your self stupidly. 12) Now you are thinking, "I Have to put this on my profile!" 13) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. This was first said by EternalSong13 for You Know You Live In 2008 When... 20 things to do at Walmart 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!" 17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes. 18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you. 19. Throw things over one aisle into another one. 20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie If I were in Hogwarts... House: Ravenclaw Favorite Subject: Charms and Potions and Transfiguration (sorry if spelled wroug) Quidditch Position: Chaser Animagus or Patronus: Tiger/cat Wand: 9 1/3 inches, Birch wood, phoenix tears core Dating a: Gryffindor Blood: Half-Blood Clubs: DA, Charms Club, Dueling Club I'm Looking for a story... if you know of a story like this (or wrote one), please write to me. I know they must be out there somewhere. & Harry Potter was rised by Lord Voldemort after kiddnapped from James and Lily and James and Lily are still alive. Harry starts going off to Hogwarts where they are teaching. & ANY story that has Harry's (married) Parents are sent to Harry years at Hogwarts. (most likely due to time travel). & Anything with Charmed and Harry Potter. & Anything about Twilight. Things People Want To Know About You .: Favourites :. .: Friendship :.: Music I like to listen to Hilary Duff, Blink182, Aaron Carter, Britney Spears, Christina Aguliara, Kelly Clarkson, Lindsay Lohan, Blake Lawis, and Vanessa Campagna Tell Everyone About Yourself Basic About you: More about you: Do you...? Have you ever...? This or That Do you believe ...? Love and all that - YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot. You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?') When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someones liver?') After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...' You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!) You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. You tend to collect Bic Sticks off the ground like picking pennies off the ground. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. Your friends and fa0mily think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. People think you have A.D.D. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions) If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. Hey if you love Twilight then read the following: The Twilight Oath I promise to remember Bella Lessons Learned in Twilight: 1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine. Bella: Do I ever cross your mind? Edward: No Bella: Do you like me? Edward: No Bella: Do you want me? Edward: No Bella: Would you cry if I left? Edward: No Bella: Would you live for me? Edward: No Bella: Would you do anything for me? Edward: No Bella: Choose--me or your life Edward: My life Bella runs away in shock and pain and Edward runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life...Now! IF YOU LOVE EDWARD CULLEN COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM IF YOU THROW A FIT WHEN SOMEONE SAYS THE TWILIGHT CHARACTERS AREN'T REAL COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy this onto your profile If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to man...copy and paste this onto your profile. IF YOU BELIEVE THERE IS A EDWARD CULLEN OUT THERE FOR YOU COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE IF WHEN YOU HEAR THE NAME EDWARD YOU FREAK OUT COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this to your profile. If you support the "Make Edward change Bella into a vampire" club, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Jacob should just stay a friend and have a happy ending copy and paste this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Edward's One True Love, oceaneyes85253, UrDadSaidICouldn't Use the Door, Malice in Horrorland,Twilightholic-Tanya, Breeze, Spider-Monkey-Forever, Angel452 , goodpiperravenclaw. FRIENDS AND BEST FRIENDS FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "That was fun lets do it again!!" FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through high-school /college. (aka: drinking buddies) FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost. BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive. BEST FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance. FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me. BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me. FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops. BEST FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they’re after me in the first place. FRIENDS: Lets me make an idiot of myself in public. BEST FRIENDS: Are up there with me making an idiot out of themselves too. A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?" A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you. A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry. A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you. A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in. A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries. Random Sarcastic Junk. Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright. It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up Of course I'm talking to myself, who else can I trust? One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. When life gives you lemons, squirt them in the eyes of your enemies. My knight in shining turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. It's better to keep quiet and let someone think you're stupid, than to open your mouth and prove it. if you talk about me i got some advice. click your heels 3 times and say 'i wish i had a life'! yea you have the right to your own opinion, but i have the right to think your stupid. I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it! "Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn soda." "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried." "He who laughs last didn't get it." Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice? -When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear. -Education is important; school however, is another matter. -Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up. -Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them? Love me or hate me. Personally I could care less Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. The road to success is always under construction. I can be Mrs. Cullen, you can be Mrs. Black you can die and I can live forever! What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 15 Reasons why girls are the best 1.We got off the Titanic first 2. We can cry and get off speeding fines. 3. Taxis stop for us. 4. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance. 5. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. 6. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point). 7. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay. 8. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves. 9. If we forget to shave, no one has to know. 10. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it. 11. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute. 12. We have the ability to dress ourselves. 13. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.(We don't usually picture guys naked we picture what it would be like to kiss you then get over it and move on.) 14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems. 15. We'll never regret piercing our ears. 50 Things not to do at hogwarts! (well...not unless you have Harry's invisability cloak and the Marauders' Map or you are Fred and/or George) 1. Growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is not an extra credit project for Herbology. 2. “I’ve heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood’s name” is not a challenge. 3. The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball. 4. If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw a Dark Mark on their arm. 5. House elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers. 6. I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class. 7. I will not tell Ron and Hermione to “Get a room” whenever they start to fight. 8. I am allowed to have a toad, rat, cat, or owl. I am not allowed to have a reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or piranha. 9 Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar. 10. There is no such thing as an Invisibility Thong. 11. Asking “How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense?” and walking away is only funny the first time. 12. I will not greet Professor McGonagall with “What’s new, pussycat?” 13. I am not allowed to order the kitchen house-elves to spit into all the food to “enhance the flavor”. 14. The proper way to report to my Teacher is “Yes, Sir” not “You can’t prove a thing!” 15. I am not allowed to add pictures of teachers I don’t like to Wanted Deatheater posters. 16. There is no house made of candy in the forbidden Forest and it’s wrong to say so to first years. 17. I shall not add “according to the prophecy” at the end of my sentences to raise my Divination grade. 18. It’s just cruel to tell Nearly Headless Nick that he’d forget his head if it wasn’t attached. 19. The four houses are not the Morons, the Barons, the Smartasses, and the Junior Death Eaters. 20. Telling Draco Malfoy to “Make like a ferret and bounce” is always a bad idea. 21. I will not tickle a sleeping dragon “just to see what happens”. 22. I will not sweep the Gryffindor common room with Harry Potter’s Firebolt. 23. I will not start singing and dancing in the middle of a class and blame that someone put the Imperious Curse on me. 24. I will stop telling tree-huggers to go visit the Whomping Willow. 25. Loudly repeating “Voldemort Voldemort Voldemort” is not a good way to get the classroom quiet. 26. I must not sing “I’m off to see the wizard” every time I am sent to the headmasters office. 27. I must not throw Hermione’s copy of Hogwarts: A History out the window and then claim that it wanted freedom. 28. I will not tell Snape he needs to go to his “Happy place”. 29. Bringing fortune cookies to Divination class does not count for extra credit. 30. I will not dress like Neville’s grandmother when going to the Halloween Party in Snape’s class. 31. I will not steal veritaserum from Snape’s store and add some to the teachers’ morning tea. 32. When asked a question by a teacher I will not point out that the answer is protected by a fidelius charm and I am not the secret-keeper. 33. Do not jump out at Mad-Eye Moody for a joke. 34. I will not tell Umbridge “Voldemort says, ‘Hi,’” every time I see her. 35. I should not tell Cho Chang Cedric came to me in a dream and wanted me to tell her something, but I woke up before he did. 36. I should not tell Umbridge that I have a kitten named “Fluffy” she would like to meet. But I will anyway. 37. I must not lock all of the Gryffindor and Slytherin in a room and see which house comes out alive. 38. I will not call the Dark Lord “Tommy-boy”. 39. As Stan Stunpike learned, impersonating a death eater doesn’t “get you chicks”. 40. I will not crush up booger flavored jelly beans and put them in Draco’s pumpkin juice…after this time. 41. I will NOT bleach Lucius Malfoy’s Deatheater robes. 42. I must not call Potions “Home-Economics” in front of Professor Snape. 43. I will not enchant a scarecrow and suit of armor to skip through the halls singing, “We’re Off to See the Wizard”. 44. I can not call Professor Snape “the Sheriff of Noghtingham”. 45. Dropping a bucket of water on Snape’s head was only funny the first time…and the second…and third. But the forth time! No way. 46. I must not tell Umbridge that some centaurs have invited her to a party. 47. I shall not tell Snape, “There is a thing called shampoo in the world.” 48. I must not yell “She-who-must-not-be-named is coming!” every time Umbidge walks down the hall. 49. Professor McGonagall likes her milk in a glass, not a saucer. 50. i will not tell Cedric he dies only to turn into a sparkling, emo vampire in a few years If you have wasted precious hours of your life reading this random crap that gets you a few giggles well... YOU'RE JUST LIKE ME! | |||||||
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