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favorite ability\talent\skill for naruto to have: mokuton -- not enough stories seal master-- not enough good ones out there. DO NOT PISS OFF A SEAL MASTER! "Just when you realize life's a bitch, it has puppies."- Adrienne E. Gusoff "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former"-Albert Einstein "The reality is that there is only the Force. It is above such petty concepts as positive and negative, black and white, good and evil." ―Darth Sidious "I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody." Bill Cosby "A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out." -Anonymous If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile! Love vs. Sex A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit She ended up staying longer than As she walked along under the tall elm When she reached the alley, which was a However, halfway down the alley she She became uneasy and began to pray, Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness When she reached the end of the alley, The following day, she read in the Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and Thanking the Lord for her safety and to She felt she could recognize the man, so The police asked her if she would be She agreed and immediately pointed out When the man was told he had been The officer thanked Diane for her bravery She asked if they would ask the man one Diane was curious as to why he had not When the policeman asked him, he Amazingly, whether you believe or not, Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you
‘Sometimes one likes foolish people for their folly better than wise people for their wisdom.’ - Elizabeth Gaskell. 'A child is easiest to teach at a young age. Why not teach him the ways of Jashin?' -- summery from Naruto: Acolyte of Jashin » by Drakna ~There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this. Seventeen things to do at shops 1. Get boxes of extra-small condoms and put them into people's carts when they aren't looking 2. Set all the alarms in House wares to go off at five-minute intervals 3. Make a trail of tomato juice leading to the rest rooms (preferably BEFORE the pissed janitor attempts to clean it up) 4. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a packet of M&M's on lay-by 5. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in House wares"... and see what happens 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' to a carpeted area 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding section 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?!" 9. Look right into the security camera and use as it as a mirror and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are 11. Dart around the store suspiciously humming the 'Mission Impossible' tune 12. In the Auto-Department, practice your 'Madonna' look with different sized funnels 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say, "PICK ME! PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the 'foetal position' and scream,” NO! NO! It's those VOICES again!" 15. Go into a fitting room and wait awhile; and then yell -very loudly-, "There's no toilet paper in here!" 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting, "Go, Pikachu, GO! MANLAW The male equivalent of the 10 Commandments 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5: If you’ve known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy’s fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy’s birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy’s choice. 8: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest. 9: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who’s playing. 10: You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she’s officially your girlfriend. 11: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you’re sunning on a tropical beach… and it’s delivered by a topless model and only when it’s free. 12: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts. 13: Unless you’re in prison, never fight naked. 14: Friends don’t let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed. 15: If a man’s fly is down, that’s his problem, you didn’t see anything. 16: Women who claim they “love to watch sports” must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers. 17: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight. 18: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that’s just greedy. 19: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you’d better be talking about his choice of beer. 20: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she’s withholding sex pending your response. 21: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting weights: 22: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e., both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need. 23: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary. 24: The morning after you and a girl who was formerly “just a friend” have carnal, drunken monkey sex, the fact that you’re feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion occurs about what a big mistake it was. 25: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours. 26: Thou shalt not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue. 27: The girl who replies to the question “What do you want for Christmas?” with “If you loved me, you’d know what I want!” gets an Xbox. End of story. 28: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men’s Gymnastics. Ever. We’ve all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition of each is listed below: We hope this clears up any confusion, The International Council of Manhood, Ltd. You're a 90's kid if: You can finish this 'ice ice _'
http://www.youtube.com/user/jedielfsorcerer http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhVawbGWjdY http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bc1nvKdL4JA&feature=related I have some challenges on this site and my homepage. http://forum.fanfiction.net/forum/Challenges/51526/1/0/ CHALLENGE: I have not seen a Priest raised and trained Naruto. So, here's the idea. Naruto at a young age, preferably before the ninja academy, Naruto comes across an old priest in a small temple around the Leaf Village. They talk for a while, the priest feeding Naruto food and drink and a place to stay over night. How Naruto got to the small temple is up to you, but make it realistic. What order the priest is, is also up to you. But make it realistic in Naruto verse. They are more Shinto than any other religion out there. What deity the temple is of? That is also up to you. This Naruto will not be a ninja, he will be a priest instead. What abilities\powers\skills\talents Naruto will have? For some ideas in games see WOW\Warcraft and D&D. This Naruto will carry the monk staff thingy. A staff that has rings on the top that makes a noise like a bell when someone walks with them. He will also use the senbon needle thingy too. The Taijutsu style? Something a priest\monk will use. kung fu is one possible style. but kung fu has many styles of its own. Pairings, Naruto\shion. example of what the priest looks like (mainly the clothes) http://gospel2japan.org/NewFiles/KyotoMonk.jpg and for naruto's clothing (mainly the staff and different color) http://images.absoluteanime.com/inuyasha/miroku.jpg Rant: Out of all of the FanFiction that i have read, there is one thing that I hate. And that is MPEG! There is only one answer for this. IT IS FREAKING IMPOSSIBLE FOR MALES TO GET PREGNANT! MALES DO NOT HAVE EGGS, FEMALES HAVE EGGS AND MALES HAVE sperm! | |||||||||||
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