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New, from Slytherins Kick Ass!

Harry hates Malfoy.

Ron thinks he's God incarnate.

What will our poor hero do?

To find out, read Slytherins Kick Ass's new fic, "A Stubborn Mind, or, Maybe Ron Was Right!"

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Okay, I know I haven't updated for a while, but that's because... I'm working on something new! Actually, somethings new! As in, and Auror fic, a prompt war with Naesy and a zombie fic. Oh yeah. That's right. A zombie fic.

Yeah. You're jealous.

For some super lame reason, my profile doesn't show the wonderful Naesy on my "Favorite Authors" list. I would like to recommend her to... everyone.

In case anyone was wondering, my FictionPress pen name is Leadface.