Yo, this is Samara, or snakeofdreams...who didn't realize how perverted that could be taken back when i started this account XD

I'm seventeen, and anything else about me either isn't your business or I haven't thought of it yet!

My stories will probably all contain yaoi, since I love it, but that doesn't mean Everyone Is Gay (tvtrope) alright?

I am a proud member of AUUA- the Anti-Uber-Uke Association.

If you feel unstoppable pools of anger welling up inside of you whenever you happen upon a yaoi fanfiction where your favourite character has been transformed into a simpering, wimpering, uke despite his track record of rebellion and impudence, please feel free to add this to your profile :D

Fave Naruto characters:

Naruto pwns joo awll. Lee is full of youthful youthness. Gaara is da shizznitz.

The characters I hate:

I h8 Sakura. She was (and is, kinda) useless.

Types of fanfiction I like:

Usually where naruto is hiding behind a mask of idiocy, or where he leaves the village. I rather he has already met the Konoha genin before he does, though- leads to shock and revelations! Yaoi is a must...uke Naruto...but not the 'Naruto is now suddenly a pussy and submissive when he's a -ninja- and he's totally manly' kind. ...Wow I'm very picky, huh?

Quiz thingy: Write your twelve favourite Naruto characters and answer the questions;

1) Naruto Obviously.

2) Sasuke Though if he doesn't start doing smexy things with Naruto soon in the manga, he'll go down.

3) Lee I LIKE his eyebrows! so there.

4) Gaara Cute Tanuki-Bear. I also recall calling him the shizznitz.

5) Kakashi He is HAWT. And indifferent.

6) Sai I only needed to hear one word to like him; Penis.

7) Shino I think he's cute. If only someone would remember his name..

8) Kiba ...He likes it doggy style. (Sorry, that was bad.)

9) Neji He pulls off long hair and still look manly. That deserves praise.

10) Anko The only female in my list! Either she's incredibly smexy and hawt and awesome...or there aren't many girls worth mentionning in Naruto the anime. Or both.

11) Suigetsu Sharp Teeth=Love. Blue Hair=Love. Nekkidness In Front Of Sasuke=Love. Big Sword=Love. ETC ETC.

12) Itachi Bestest Big Brother EVER.

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? No, but now I want to...

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? INCREDIBLY HAWT.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? ...Kiba would probably die of embarrassment.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Err, yeah. It was a NejiNaru. No Lemons though.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? Lol, no, they'd be busy fighting over Naruto. Though there is a thin line between love and Hate...

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Five/Ten; They're both older and awesome.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? He would stop, say nothing about the incestuous relationship he has just seen, and walk out, mentally scarred.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. ...One day, Anko came across Rock Lee, training hard. Without a shirt. She liked what she saw, so she took it. LEMONS?! (FAIL)

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? Yes. I have written one. (points down at Ramen Withrawal and Nocturnal...sorta)

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. We Don't All Have To Talk All The Time.

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? Quickly? Demon Mating Season.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? Nope.

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? He's in some of MY fics? So...yes?

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? Hey, I have like no friends, alright?

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?...FUCK YOU TASTE GOOD!..?

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals, so let's do it like they do it on Discovery Channel...

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? WARNING: COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF YAOI SEX! AND TWO GUYS FIGHTING OVER A SMALLER GUY, SO LOADS OF MENTIONNING OF PENISES TOO!

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? Hey kid...wanna jam your kunai into my shuriken?

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? Our teme leader and that mutt? Err, well...I'm sure the sex would be great? Gee, why'd you ask me about something like that? That's what Karin's for.

20) How emo is Seven? Lol. Emo enough to have the emo background when Naruto forgets his name.

RANDOM FANFIC SNIPPET FOR YOU GUYS!

Lee smirked, making Sasuke and Sakura stare.

"You've 'changed' a lot of guys lately. You should really find a girlfriend, or, dare I say it, boyfriend, lest all these guys decide to fight for you." Naruto smirked as well, and placed a hand on his heart dramatically.

"Is- Is that a hint of some barely concealed feelings? Oh, Lee-kun, I never never you harboured such passion for me!" Lee blinked, then followed along.

"How can I help myself? You are so enticing, no man can resist!" Sakura started to giggle.

Naruto pretended to be shocked. "This cannot be! You speak such sweet falsehoods. Tell me, Sasuke-kun, enlighten me-" He turned to the Uchiha next to him, who didn't know how to react to the situation. "-Is what my dear friend Lee-kun say true? Do I bewitch men so unknowingly, that only now I start to realise the treachery I had acted out against the opposite sex?" Sasuke didn't answer for a moment, then allowed a smirk to unfold on his face.

"I have not been so honoured as to bear witness to this side of your countenance, and so I am unable to bid upon you a truthful answer." He said, voice low. Everyone was shocked at Sasuke's willingness to play along, and Naruto's face broke into a huge grin. He flung an arm around Sasuke's shoulders.

"Wow, someone who's just as talented at acting as us, Lee-kun! We must kill him, before he surpasses us!" Sakura was laughing out loud now, tears in her eyes. Lee jumped up, hand in the air.

"THEN GET ME SOME SAKE, AND I'LL GO 'DRUNKEN FIST' ON HIS ASS!" He yelled out, dramatically. Someone handed him a glass. "...I was joking." The glass was swiped back.

Types of stories I write:

Badly planned ones. :D Otherwise, I have a range or ideas and such. I usually make Naruto smarter than shown in the manga (street-wise) and with a power. It could be a power I made up. It could be a power from the most random of shows and books. I also have started Code Geass Fanfictions, and I also do Harry Potter stories, and maybe Teen Titans and others. I also do crossovers, with Naruto typically being the focus.