I guess this is the part where I should say some intelligible words, hm? ...Not happening.

Hello!

Name-Jessica, but most call me Jessi or Jay Jay.

Age-Above 13 and below the age on 100.

Hometown-Hicksville, as I've come to call it.

I've been writing stories for awhile, but it seems I can never make them right! So, I'm currently editing one story and writing another story that I hope you will enjoy! I'm in love with Harry Potter. X-men, Lord of the Rings, Naruto, Twilight, and Inuyasha. Here are some random facts about me:

-I'm obsessed with Pepsi and Purple.

-I hate cliques, but I put people in them all the time.

-People tend to act real to my face a lot and then turn their backs on me because I'm super gullible.

-I usually base my OC's off of myself or my best friends.

-I talk on the phone a lot.

-I tend to start a lot of stories and never finish them.

-I could stay on the computer for 16 hours strait...trust me, I have before.

-I finished Breaking Dawn in 4 hours and Deathly Hallows (Harry Potter 7) in 2.

-The only meat I will eat is Chicken.

-I love garlic

-My favorite band is Alesana.

-I tend to bounce around a lot.

-I love Harry Potter and Doctor Who, both because of Helle :P

-I tend to surprise people a lot.

-I listen to rap and country :D

-I'm a little Christian girly :P

-I'm 100 supportive of Gay Rights and Gay Marriage!

-I wish I was a wolf...or had one.

-I'm in love with Cereal Bars.

-I'ma female verison of a hustlahh :D

-I bite my nails and wrap my arms around myself when I'm nervous.

-I have panic attacks.

-When I'm scared I like to be in the dark. (Weird, eh?)

-I'm obsessed with the Hot Chocolate you get from Dunkin Donuts.

-I love Rock Band and the Sims...once again, both because of Helle.

-I love the lattes Helle's mum makes us!

-Pineapples are my favorite fruit.

-I love broccoli and cheese

-I hate tomatoes, but love ketchup.

-I believe in ghosts.

-I know someone who is involved with Wicca.

-My nickname Jay Jay started in 7th grade o.0

-My cat Cougar is pregnant.

-I get my first tattoo in March.

-I'm getting the middle of my lip pierced.

-I am not a pervert, no matter how much Helle claims I am.

-My favorite Marauder is Sirius Black.

-I love croutons

-I hate heights, yet I had to climp a really high tree to get my cat down.

-I tend to talk...a lot.

-I make myself seem like a sissy so no one will expect it when I kick their badonkadonks.

-People tend to judge me a lot, but I don't mind.

-The only food I can make is Green Bean Casserole, and pretty good one too.

-I love peeps.

-I love talking on the phone.

-My longest conversation on the phone was with my friend Kaila for five and a half hours.

-When me and Helle talk on the phone, we don't even really talk xD

-I like it when people give me story ideas

Here's a little about my stories:

-Not while I'm around: Jessi and Helle are best friends. Not only that, but they are also major Harry Potter fans. Traveling along one day, they enter a haunted house and are surprised as they find an unknown prophecy. Due to Jessi's lack of wits and habit of doing the opposite if what she's told, the two girls travel back in time and into a book they'd only ever read and dreamed about. They thought living their lives were easy...but they have a whole other thing coming. Join Jessi and Helle as they live in the Marauders era and befriend their favorite characters. Watch as the story unfolds and turmoil, drama, anger, love, lies, and deception all play a huge emotional role. No body knows for sure what will happen. Will they ever get back? Do they even want to go back? What will happen to them in the end?ell, you'll just have to read to find out, hm? RemusxOC, SiriusxOC, JamesxLily, PeterxOC, OCxOC.

Jessica "Jay Jay" O'Reily

Helena "Helle" Simmons

Alicia "Leesh" Parsons

Lily Evans

Alice Prewett

Sirius "Padfoot" Black

James "Prongs" Potter

Remus "Moony" Lupin

Peter "Wormtail" Pettigrew

Katy Winston

Lots of hugs for my amazing beta, Helle, aka xSlytherclaWx!
She's beta-ed:
-Is It Worth It?
-Not while I'm around

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I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!

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