HELLO!! Important stuff first:

I procrastinate...alot. All of these stories are very whimsy...it took me 8 months to create Sexy no Jutsu and another 5 to revise it into it's current form.

I only read Naruto fanfictions regularly...I don't know why. Almost all of them are Hinata pairings too...I just like her. I don't like the story of Naruto any more though. I am only reading it so I can see the end of the damn thing.

I live in China...I don't really know why that is important...

Anyway, my first story is Sexy no Jutsu, which is freakin hilarious. I won't be making a sequel to it...Sorry folks, but I just can't get back into crack fic mode without Mally-chan riding the us with me in the morning.

My favorite graphic novels:

Runaways series

Ultimate X-men from Marvel.

My favorite manga:

Fruits Basket, Full Metal Alchemist, Claymore, Death Note, D.Gray-man, 07-Ghost, Blame!, Hellsing, Hellsing: The Dawn, Psycho Buster, Trinity Blood, Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro, Bleach, Gensoumaden Saiyuki, Saiyuki Reload, Saiyuki Gaiden, and Jack Frost.

Favorite Web Comics:

The Meek, Pheonix Requiem, Fey Winds.

Manga that I wish was still being serilized: Category Freaks

My favorite shows: South Park, Mad TV, Who's Line is It Anyway?, Stormhawks, Avatar, Blood Plus, assorted anime series and the Stargate series on scifi, Mythbusters, assorted shows on the Discovery and History channels.

So basically I write whenever i feel like it...Or if my friends bully me into writing one.

Ask my permission if you want to use an idea from my stories please!

A: Why are you molesting that sandwich!?

C: I AM NOT!