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Name: Moonprincess92.

Also Known As: Moon.

So I am Moon. In the real world, people know me as Jordan. I am a girl. I am 17 years old.

I live in a city called Rotorua, in New Zealand (that’s the island next to Australia). My avatar i took myself, and it is the lights of Surfer's Paradise, Gold Coast, Australia, as we drove through at night on a school trip.

Welcome to, I think, about the 8th re-do of my profile/bio thing!

Current Writing Status: 14/15/09: So i officially don't go to school any more. I've had my last day and this next month is going to be hectic for me as i have exams, lot's of crying, exams and saying goodbye to do. December will probably be just as bad, so don't expect any epic stories until next year. In the mean time, i'll probably continue to write oneshots.

Thank you for all your amazing reviews. You're all made of awesome!

Oh, and Getting it Right is in French, thanks to jubilee003, so go check that out.

Loves: Writing, reading, dancing and singing.

Hates: Spiders, snakes, boats, and anything touching my stomach/waist.

I am more or less normal. Mind, I have been quoted as having lots of ‘spazticalness’, so that may be questioned. I like to daydream, and I like to make things up. I’m generally a happy person, though I tend to be rather pessimistic.

I live with a Mum, Dad and little sister, Kelly. She is 14 years old and a rather frightening person, actually. My Mum has an odd habit of speaking with funny accents, and my Dad goes around singing songs he has made up. My house is typically a madhouse.

I have a pet rabbit called Shadow. He’s seven years old and ancient, but still manages to bounce around. He’s awesome.

I also have a pet dog, called Nessie (named after the Twilight character, so sue me). She is basically a nutcase and never stops moving.

Writing is one of the things I absolutely love to do, along with reading, which explains why I’m here on fanfiction. I’ve written stories since I could hold a pen, and I love creating scenes and oneshots. I hope to publish a book someday, and after I leave school, I plan to go to University, to become a journalist.

I love Harry Potter, and have done since I read the first three books when I was about 9. I grew up with this series and loved every minute of it. I also discovered Twilight in April of 2008, and I find that pretty amazing as well, but HP will always take the cake.

I also love to dance. Dancing is awesome, and I have done lessons since I was 7 years old. I’ve loved every minute of it, and it’s the only thing I’m comfortable doing in front of a crowd.

Singing is also something I love. I am in my school choir, and have been for the past four years. Unfortunately, I can handle a crowd of about three people, and then I freeze up. Oops. Oh well.

I have a bunch of awesome friends. They are crazy, but i love them all - Rachey, Clozey, Em, Lena, Sarah, Bex, Elly, Jam, Ken, Janet, Cody, Bellarina and the Gang, Bun, Katapus, and Kel-Bel. You're all awesome.

I’m currently in Seventh Form, or Year 13. Or let’s just say my last year of school. So if you’re wondering why I haven’t updated/posted a story lately, then you know it’s because I’m busy smashing my head into a wall due to the amount of work I’ve currently got.

Luckily, I tend to work well under pressure, which at this point is the only reason I’m still posting stories.

You really don’t need to know what I look like, but lets say that I’m short, have brown hair and I wear glasses.

So more or less, I’m a loveable person, so I like to think. I’ve been commonly described as annoying, energetic and a tomboy ever since I was about 10. I haven’t changed much.

My OTP: Ron/Hermione. Duh.

My Close Second(s): Harry/Ginny, Neville/Luna, and Rose/Scorpius.

I love a lot of ships, be they canon or otherwise. All you have to do is glance at about three quarters of the stories I’ve written to tell I will always love Ron/Hermione. I also have shipped Harry/Ginny since I read Chamber of Secrets when I was about 9.

I love Neville/Luna (never mind that it’s not canon-tell me it isn’t, and I shall eat you) because they belong together. They will always be considered canon in my eyes. Pair up Rolf and Hannah together, I don’t mind!

Teddy/Victoire is great (see French Plaits), and I’ve discovered a muse for Rose/Scorpius (which you may have gathered from Getting it Right). I also like Remus/Tonks.

In other fandoms, as much as I love Jacob, I prefer Edward/Bella from Twilight, along with the usual Emmet/Rosalie and Jasper/Alice (and definitely Carlisle/Esme). I still root for Jacob/Leah, however, as I’m sure they should’ve been together, though I guess I’m ok with Jacob/Nessie.

I also like Dave the Laugh/Georgia (from Confessions of Georgia Nicolson), Monica/Chandler (from Friends), Scotty/Shanti (from an annoyingly addicting NZ soap, Shortland Street), Will/Lyra (from His Dark Materials) and Ron/Kim (from Kim Possible).

Oh, and I hate Harry/Hermione with a passion. Seriously, mention it, and I’ll stab you with a fork (or whatever I’m holding at the time).

First Ever Fanfiction: Hermione’s Sanctuary. Five words: way too cheesy. Don’t read.

Favourite Fanfiction Written So Far: How could I not love Getting it Right? It’s been an absolute blast writing it, and I love it to pieces. I also have a soft spot for French Plaits, which I definitely hope to re-vamp someday, as well as Octopuses, Scandal and Dragons.

I discovered fanfiction when I was 14 and as such, have been writing it ever since then. Basically anything I wrote in 2006, early 2007, sucks. I don’t have the heart to delete any of them, so they’re still up there, reminding me how far I’ve come in writing.

I’ve only written for Harry Potter so far, except for one small excursion into Twilight (see To Italy). I don’t have any plans for writing in any other fandoms for now, but who knows? Maybe it’ll write something for Twilight again someday.

My favourite era to write is anything postDH. Especially the trio, and the Weasley’s. I love the Weasley’s. And the trio. Trio and Weasley’s. I love them.

If, y’know, you didn’t get that.

All my stories seem to be fluffy oneshots. I guess I’m just funny like that. As I’ve never suffered inner turmoil, I’m not very good at tapping into angst, and T/M-rated romance tends to make me blush and giggle-a lot. I love reading it, but so far the only T-rated story I’ve written so far, was to do with some drunk Weasley men and a questionable Voldemort.

I’m not quite sure what that says about me, but ok.

I hate Mary-Sue’s with a firey passion. They should all be thrown into a pit of doom, when shoved out onto the road to be run over … and over … and over … I can be violent when I want to. An OC is fine if they are developed and have a personality, but if they turn into a Mary-Sue, I will probably stop reading.

I’m not what you could call a “Review-Whore”-I don’t live off reviews. But I love every single review I receive, and I thank each and every person who has ever reviewed my stories. I do my best to review every story I read.

Most of my story ideas come to me at the strangest times. Whether it be out shopping, during English class, during my dancing lesson, or while talking to someone. Normally ideas just come to me as I’m reminded of something, and I race off to write it down. I got the idea for Hugs by watching an episode of Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, as all the happy family members hugged the design team.

The idea for French Plaits came from the sequel I had never planned on writing. From a single oneshot, came an entire story, complete with epilogue. Never underestimate the power of sequels.

I got the idea for Getting it Right, from a story I had originally planned on writing, but stopped due to the fact that it was absolutely crap. I took the Pointless-Ball scene, added in Rose and Scorpius, and it all went from there. I got Twelfth Night from my English class, as we were studying it that year, and then I just added in a lot of references to right and wrong-behold, Getting it Right was born!

So long as ideas keep coming to me, I will continue to write. That I can promise.

Moon: Loves quotes.

Everyone Else: Never talks in front of Moon anymore, in case I write down what they say.

I love quotes. If someone I know says something funny, I write it down and post it here. It’s great, because you remember a lot of pointless conversations that you wouldn’t normally. Ask anyone I know, and they’ll say that I’m always writing them down.

The quotes include regulars of:

Me-Well, read this profile and you'll know all about me.

Rachel-My best friend, who is spaztic and quite insane.

Chloe-My other best friend, who is ... well, spaztic, but quite sweet when she wants to.

Emily-Another good friend who is more sensible than me and Chloe. She has a Danish exchange student named Elena.

Kelly-My younger sister who is 14. She's more or less ... crazy.

My Family-Made up of my Mum, Dad, Kelly my dog, Nessie, my rabbit, Shadow, and Kelly's fish, Angel. They are not normal.

Others-Include Jamiera, Eleanor, Becca, Eden, and mentions of Sarah, Rebecca, Sean, Janet, Cody, Mrs Irwin (my English teacher) and my choir mates.

So these are the weird, funny, and just plain odd quotes I have collected.

“Look, my bag look's so cool ...” later “Oh my god, it's turning black, take it out!” -Rachel while developing a photo in photography.

“How the hell are we supposed to work in here?!” –Rachel. “Well, once you walk into the bench a few times, you'll learn not to.” -Candice during photography, while in the darkroom.

“Oh my god, i know the best corn chip ever!” -Rachel.

“We have 5 minutes of lunch time left, so ... er ... THIS WAS OUR RANDOM INTRO THAT'LL PROBABLY MAKE NO SENSE!” –Me. “Fo’ sho! Biatch!” –Rachel. “Fo heezy Sheezy!” –Me. “Ma Sheezy heezy peezy!” –Rachel. “Woot!” –Me. “Ness. -Rachel (writing an intro to a book).

“Ring a ding a dargen! Look for a bargen! Good Golly, Molly! It's a Tryannosaurus Rex! YARR YAAH M'hearties!” -Rachel and me.

“Zzzzomg!” -Rachel.

“-singing- My friend chucked it good but i said do-do-don't chuck it!” -Rachel.

“Have any of you's got some twink?” –Jam. “Sorry, mine exploded.” -Me.

“Right, this is going to take prodigious skill-” –Me. -slams locker door before all the things can fall out- “Nice, Jordan.” -Elly (during art).

“Yeah! He didn't wait for his powers to mature, and that's why he went all freaky!” -Me story planning with my sister.

“I have five boyfriends. Unfortunately, all of them are fictional." -Me.

“Oh Rachel, are you working like a bee?” –Me. “Yes, i am.” –Rachel. “Woot.” -Me.

“Na naa n-a na na, naa n-na na-OUCH!” -Me in accounting when i hit my foot on the desk.

“I'm doing my hair!” –Me. “I really don't care.” –Kelly. “Au to contrare!” –Me. “Oh shut up.” –Kelly. “That does not rhyme-up.” –Me.

“I hate wet days, the floors are always wet.” –Me. “Then you go -skating- !” –Emily. “Unless you're me, in which case you go -faceplant- !” -Me.

“He probably got bored.” –Chloe. “Or knowing him, got stoned and came back to get out of prision.” -Me (on a guy coming back to school) .

“What should i draw as a stick?” –Me. “A unicorn.” –Chloe. “-draws stick!unicorn- um, yeah ...” –Me. “It's cute! It looks like a hairy duck with four legs!" -Chloe (during English).

“Mil from planet Zimly.” -Chloe.

“Join the hat cult!” -Me.

“... were extinguished at a-I dunno?” -Me (reading Deathly Hallows to my sister as i acidentally skipped a page).

“... between his swollen-ooops a daisy!-eyelids.” -Me (again reading Deathly Hallows).

"Harry leaned down, picked up his-hoo-ya!" -Me (reading Order of the Phoenix).

“You? Little Miss Hog-Face!” -Eden.

“Man my circle is circular.” –Eden. “Wow, that sentance was sentancy." -Elly.

“I'll cut your paper with my lips of steel.” -Eden.

“Krumping Heights.” -Nicola.

“Groegie (like, what the hell?)” -Me.

“I infect people with my quirky-ness.” -Me.

“I'm serious, if he had said one more thing, i would've wacked him.” –Emily. “I would've paid to see that.” -Me.

“Bloody hell, you walk fast!” –Me. “That's because i'm pissed off.” -Emily.

“That was so awkward.” –Me. “I don't think i've ever seen Eleanor so quiet-she was quieter than me!” -Chloe.

“Wait-what about the statue of Liberty?” –Me. “-gasps- we have to go to Forks!” –Chloe. “Yes!” -Me (planning a trip to America).

“D’you reckon he's one of us, or one of them?” –Me. “Hi Rachel! Hi Jordan! -puts piece of sellotape on our foreheads and runs off-” –Elliot. “Definately one of us.” -Rachel.

“I took one look at my exam paper and was all ‘HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!’ inside my head for the next two hours.” -Me (explaining how my maths exam went).

(A big convo)

-Me, Shahnesey and Atutahi are playing a game where you write down random words and come up with a sentance-

“Ok, Thomas -cracks up laughing- licks -sniggers- Jordan's-” -Shahnesey

“What?! Don't say it! Ah!” -Me

“-laughs- elbow!” -Shahnesey

“Thomas did what to Jordan's elbow?!” -Atutahi

“Ugh.” -Me

(End big convo)

“Mine have a cooler name-‘cape-zio’.” –Me. “Yeah -punches me-” –Becca. “OUCH!” -Me (on who's shoes are cooler).

(Quotes while our school choir was in Sydney, and most likely sleep-deprived)

“I think i'll have a shower in the morning. I can't be bothered doing anything” –Me. “Fair enough.” –Becca and Jess. “... There's my other shoe!” -Becca.

“You are so mung.” –Becca. “I'm wearing high-heels.” -Elly.

“It's like surround sound, only it's a shower ... that's what happens to me in the morning, i start telling really lame jokes.” -Elly.

“You sound like a Tickle-Me Emo!” -Elly (on Becca laughing).

“Hey, Jess! You sound like a Tickle-Me Elmo!” -Becca. “-laughs-” –Me and Elly (Becca was meant to say "Tickle-Me Emo" in reference to the aforementioned quote, which was why this was funny).

“If we suck, at least we get to suck in Sydney.” -Elly.

"So where've we got to go ne-? Oh my god, it's a hexagon!" -Me on receiving a 50 cent Australian coin in change.

“Whoose hair brush am i using? What the hell?” –Elly. “-cracks up laughing-” -Me.

“-goes into laughing spaz-” -Me.

“Hannah!” –Atutahi. “PAKO!” –Me. “Bang!" –Shahnesey (playing the game “Pako”).

“Yay, we killed her!” -Becca and Jacquie.

“I like my fungal infections ... would you like one?” -Elly.

“-turns wrong light on- oh, shit!” -Jess (there were two lights, one for the bathroom and one for the main room, and Jess kept turning the wrong lights on, which was why this was funny).

“Le-et the sunsh-OUCH!” -Me singing, until i hit my foot on the stairs.

“I'll sit by the window.” –Leevi. “And i'll sit by the ... non-window side.” -Me.

“You're a dork!” –Leevi. “I know-i'm tired, ok?” -Me.

“Hard out.” –Leevi. “As.” -Meena.

"Anarbitratedvalidatedmediatedmoderatedcompromisingsettlementissomethingwecoulduse!" -The choir singing one of our songs really fast, as a result of a sleep-deprived high.

“Aaaand leeeet there be-peeeace on earst!” -The entire choir, singing.

“Or would you rather be a MULE? -mimes mule ears-” -The entire choir, singing again.

“It's Ginger-Ninga!” –Me. “What is he wearing?” -Leevi.

(End of Sydney quotes)

“It has to fit over your bum ...” –My Sewing Teacher. “She said bum!” –Nicole. “Mature, Nicole. Very mature.” -Me.

"There's no freakin' plates!" -Me. "Yes there is, there's one there!" -Dad. "But look! It's huge! HUGE!" -Me.

"I can't eat that, it's disgusting!" -Kelly. "Get over it." -Mum. "Yeah, get over it, under it and all the way through it!" -Me. "... pass the salt?" -Kelly.

"Nothing in this family's logical." -Me.

"How did you do that? Levitate it?" -Dad. "Yeah -points finger- wingardium leviosa!" -Me.

"-hacks a hairball-" -Kelly. "Lord, kill me now." -Me.

"'I have always loved you, and i will-' DAMNIT!" -Me, reading New Moon.

"But Vampires are better. Namely Edward Freaking Cullen." -Me.

"Wait, where's your shoulder? I need to kiss it." -Me.

"Do you want me to kiss your shoulder again?" -Me. "YES!" -Kelly.

"Did you see me?!" -Kelly. "SO I KISSED HIM BACK!" -Me, reading New Moon.

"Double-sided, guys." -Jess. "-turns page- ooohhhhh ..." -The rest of the alto's, during choir practise.

"Those shoes are posh." -Dad. "They're my school shoes ... ?" -Me.

"A dubb-a-lu, dubb-a-lee, dubb-a-la!" -Me.

"Be grateful, i was named after Tom Cruises girlfriend!" -Me (note, his girlfriend in the movie Cocktails-my mum watched it, and the rest they say is history. I was Jordan whether i was a boy or a girl).

"Jordan, get your lunch box!" -Kelly. "Lunch BOX! Lunch BOX!" -Me.

"Is that sheep dead?!" -Me (on a sheep lying in a padock).

"Well, i met a girl from Denmark, and she speaks Danish!" -Me. "-sarcastially- That'll be handy in Germany." -Dad. "It will?" -Me.

"That's my nanny." -Emily (pointing to Scott and Jess). "What, Scott?" -Me. "No, the one walking next to her." -Emily (note, she did not actually the last comment out loud. She thought it, and made the mistake of telling us).

"Chloe?" -Emily. "There's no point talking to her, she's long gone." -Me. "-has a copy of Breaking Dawn-" -Chloe.

"So does he run off and kill himself?" -Chloe. "-manical laughter-" -Me. "Oh god." -Chloe (on Jacob Black in Breaking Dawn).

"You look lost." -Becca. "Huh?" -Atutahi.

"Now you're lost." -Atutahi. "No, i'm just crazy." -Becca. "But we already knew that." -Me. "Shut up." -Becca.

"Do you motivate people?" -Tania. "I can barely motivate myself." -Me.

"Look at them! They have shorts and no shoes on, and it's pissing it down with rain!" -Dad. "What'd you expect? They're hobo's." -Me.

"Ow, i hit my foot with my other foot!" -Becca.

"Oh my god, i'm never having caffine again." -Chloe.

"And english people speak england english." -Me.

"DAMN LEOTARD!" -Kelly.

"You hate me, don't you?" -Leevi to Meena.

"Something smells burned ..." -Leevi. "It's you." -Me.

"So ... cheek ..." -Meena.

"Oh my god, my mum's got a wallet made out of kangaroo!" -Meena.

"I don't like standing in the doorway when the toilet's flushing. It feels all strange. Cause the toilet's gonna come out and go RAWR!" -Kelly.

"We could always hire a fish." -Kelly (she was meant to say dress).

"Marco!" -Me. "..." -Kelly. "I said MARCO!" -Me. "-unenthusiastically- Polo." -Kelly.

"We know about the Phillosohper's-" -Me, Becca and Kelly. "I'M A SAUSAGE!" -Courtney.

"Now that's a double-smack down!" -Someone from one of my whacked dreams.

"I agree, 13! ... so, what's 13?" -Shahnesey.

"I stole my phone back from my mum's bag!" -Leevi. "Why didn't you text me?" -Monique. "Because i had to find my battery." -Leevi.

"Are you ever gona give me the recipe for the truffles?" -Meena to Tania. "Did you just say 'lesbian couples'?" -Me.

"Jordan was seven, and how old are you now?" -Mum. "Sixteen." -Me. "Sixteen!" -Mum. "What was i when i was seven?" -Me. "You were seven." -Dad.

-while trying to install Freeview on the T.V- "Maybe you should read the manual properly?" -Me. "'Read the manual properly'? What a load of bullshit!" -Neil.

"Gah! Frick'n, frick'n, damn, frick'n, frick'n, frick'n AHHHHH-hello, Jordan speaking!" -Me answering the phone after jamming my toe in a drawer.

-On my Sheep-Pencial Case- "Look, it's gay!" -Emily. "No it's not, it's a frick'n sheep!" -Me. "But it's a girl ..." -Emily. "EMILY!" -Chloe. "-laughs-" -Everyone. "Maybe it's a boy-non-ram-sheep?" -Chloe. "It's a frick'n pencial case!" -Me.

"... yeah, she's wagging-" -Evie. "Who's wagging?" -Mrs Irwin. "No Miss, she's ... shag ... ing ..." -Evie. "..." -Mrs Irwin.

"Haggis, YARRRRR-HAAARRR me har-no wait ..." -Me.

"Oh yes, cause you're the nugget to my haggis." -Me to Chloe.

"Who wants something SHINEY?" -Me. "OOH! SHINEY!" -Chloe.

"But no, you all wanted to do the incest play!" -Mrs Irwin on A View from the Bridge.

"This cotten wheel is surprisingly comfortable." -Me in sewing.

"Emily? Is it Tuesday?" -Me. "No, it's the day after Monday." -Emily. "... don't make me think, what day is it? ... ooh, Tuesday." -Me.

"You're mad." -Eden. "Your face is mad."

"Does your eye fear for it's life?" -Me. "..." -Eden. "Yeah, don't answer that." -Me.

"As soon as you step into the dark blue, something happens to you." -Mrs Irwin. "We go to the dark side." -Chloe (on when Senior's at my school wear a dark blue t-shirt, as apposed to a light blue).

"Guess how she fixed my bag." -Kelly. "How?" -Becca. "Stapples." -Kelly. "Really?" -Becca. "Yeah, she'd stappeled down the side!" -Kelly. "Well it's better than having a hole." -Becca. "Mum's can do anything." -Mum. "Except fix holes." -Kelly.

"Shove that in your pipe and smoke it." -Eden.

"Your school's supposed to supply it." -Me. "No ..." -Kelly. "Well the you're screwed, aren't you?" -Me. "Thanks, Jordan." -Mum.

"Did you know there's dikes around Holland?" -Rebecca. "-cracks up laughing-" -Chloe. "What?" -Rebecca. "Dykes! Hahahaha, you said dykes around Holland!" -Chloe. "..." -Rebecca.

"Och aye, he ate my haggis!" -Chloe in a Scottish accent. "That's not German!" -Emily. "Aye, Lassie!" -Me.

"Guys, get back to work! Don't make me get the camera back in here!" -Mrs Irwin.

"Now he's getting technical-i may just have to do the roll." -Mrs Irwin.

"What d'you call a one legged lesbian woman?" -Emily. "Chloe!" -Rebecca. "Gayleen." -Emily. "Dyke!" -Me.

"Anna is Anna backwards." "Ooh, that's a-um-parabola! No wait ..." -Me.

"... consulting with the-AH! Oh My God!" -Me. "Epiphany, there?" -Chloe.

"I need your brain-can i have your head?" -Chloe. "Nah, you don't want my head, it's full of crap." -Me.

"Last night i had several disturbing dreams about me in a bodysuit." -Chloe.

"It's a comedy-drama." -Me. "Oh, like Two-and-a-Half Men?" -Janet. "That's a comedy-drama?" -Me. "It explores dramatic issues in a humerous way." -Chloe. "..." "Oh, oh! Brainy!" -Me.

"My skills have expanded yet again." -Dad. "..." -Me. "See you aren't saying anything, because you haven't got a comeback!" -Dad. "Yes i do-yet, you still can't sell the picnic table on Trade-Me." -Me. "Yes, i can!" -Dad. "Then why is it still here?" -Me.

"-gesturing to the T.V screen while The Apprentice theme is playing- What's wrong with the sreen?" -Kelly. "It's just the song." -Dad. "-looks confused- What?" -Kelly.

"Can he shoot lasers out of his eyes? Can it be purple? NO! GREEN! No! ... orange!" -Kelly.

"We're up the best chapter ever! And that's a fact! F-A-C-K, fact!" -Me.

"And this one time, during maths-" -Kelly. "AT BAND CAM-aw, damnit. I missed it." -me.

"If you have money in the bank, what will the bank account be?" -Mrs Henshilwood. "... Credit?" -The class. "... ok, let me say it again-if you have-" -Mrs Henshilwood. "DEBIT!" -The entire class (during Accounting).

"But Georgie, i'm bored!" -Rachel. "Bored? Bored?! Try doing the frick'n work, then talk to me about bored!" -Me. "-whimpers- but ... Gee-Gee-" -Rachel. "Now!" -Me. "You're scary when you're mad." -Rachel. (Note this isn't an actual quote, but is based off the many times Rachel never did her work in class).

"Your head's warm." -Tania. "So's yours." -Me (when leaning against each other during Choir practise).

"I was drinking a drink yesterday, and one of the fizzy's went in my eye." -Meena.

"C'mon Meena-Weena-oh my God! Weena! I'm so calling you that from now on!" -Me, talking to Meena.

"Meena-Weena-Bellarina!" -Me (made up from the previous 'Weena' quote. You may want to note, we only called her "Bellarina" now).

"Do mermaids lay eggs?" -Tayla (in English. This question baffled us for nearly half an hour).

"I could go as Mowgli, from the Jungle Book!" -Me. "But he doesn't wear a top ..." -Emily. "I can improvise." -Me (on what costume i'd wear for Halloween if our school let us dress up).

"It's orange!" -Emily. "Blond!" -Me. "Orange!" -Emily. "Blond!" -Me. "Strawberry blond!" -Emily. "WHAT THE HELL?!" -Me (on Jasper Hale's hair colour, from Twilight).

"But i didn't paint it this way, it painted itself this way!" -Me during design class (note, as it turns out, the painting did not paint itself).

"Wanna bet?" -Mandi. "...Yes?" -Amber. "Yes she will! 50 bucks, on the table!" -Me. "Oh yeah? 120!" -Mandi. "She'll do it, won't you Amber?" -Me. "SHUT UP!" -Amber.

(A long convo while my dad and my sister, Kelly, try and give our pet dog, Nessie, a bath).

"You can't do it by yourself." -Dad.

"That's why i want you to help." -Kelly.

"Keep her in the bath!" -Dad.

"Ness ..."

"Now she needs to be in the bath." -Dad.

"I know-no, not the towel! Put the towel down!" -Kelly.

"Right, look-" -Dad.

"Oi! You need to hold her wtih two hands!" -Kelly.

"I can't, i can't DO IT!" -Dad.

"You need to drop the towel and hold her with two hands!" -Kelly.

"I can do the wasing, you hold her!" -Dad.

"Ok then-you hold her!" -Kelly.

Whimpering ...

"Oi, Nessie!" -Dad.

"She doesn't like it!" -Kelly.

Thump

"Sorry." -Kelly.

More whimpering ...

"Nessie!" -Dad.

Whimpering ...

"NESS! NO!" -Dad and Kelly.

Whimpering ...

"All right, ALL RIGHT!" -Kelly.

"Get the towel-d'you know what i'm saying, Kelly? You're not listening, are you?" -Dad.

"Yes ... -cooing to Nessie-" -Kelly.

"Ness? Ness, here! Got cha! ... my gosh, you're going mental! You're going mental! ... we're no where near finished-NESS! OUT OF MY ROOM!" -Kelly.

"CLOSE THE DOOR ...!" -Kelly.

(End of my Dad and sister struggling to give my dog a bath).

"He looks like a Grandfather-Santa Claus, but in fact, he's a dirty old rapist." -Mrs Irwin on the Old Man from The Little Governess.

"Drog dawings? I'm getting my muddles word!" -Me.

"Is that about flower-sex or something?" -Me (i have no idea what i was talking about).

"Wait my watch ...! Oh wait, i'm wearing it ... hehe." -Me.

"You can so tell he's gona have an affair." -Mum. "Oh yeah, of course he does." -Me. "How do you know?" -Mum. "It said so on the adds." -Me. "Really?" -Mum. "Oh well, no, but you could so tell." -Me (on a TV show we were watching. As it turns out, he didn't have an affair).

"Oh good, i need one of these plasters." -Kelly. "Glasses?" -Mum. "No, plasters!" -Kelly. "Oh! I thought you said glasses!" -Me. "PLASTERS!" -Kelly. "We should all say it-plasters!" -Mum (in weird voice). "Plasters!" -Me (in weird voice). "On three, one, two, three-" -Me. "Plasters!" -Me and Mum.

"Would they let you off if you were at a funeral?" -Kelly. "I suppose if you died, they'd have to let you off." -Me (when we were speculating ways to get out of doing our dancing exams).

(While me and Kelly were playing Handball).

"-lines the ball-" -Me.

"-carries the line and also fools the ball-" -Kelly.

"-catches the ball- Oh yeah! You carried the line and you FOOLED it! Uh-huh, you foooooled it! HA!" -Me.

-we swap places so i'm in the bum square and Kelly's King, even though i won-

-a little while later-

"Yes! I win!" -Me.

"-thinks- wait ... aren't you meant to be in this square anyway?" -Kelly.

"..." -Me.

"-crack up laughing-" -Both.

(End of me and Kelly playing handball).

"-starts to speak-" -Sean. "Shut up, little emo in the corner!" -Rachel.

"Stop attacking yourself, you emo!" -Rachel to me (another quote supporting the theory that i'm a closet-emo).

"PASTA!!" -Me and Rachel (after getting into a fight with Chloe on how to say "Pasta". Chloe's English and says "Pa-sta" as in "a" like in "Pan", when me and Rachel say it like "Pah-sta" (the actual way to say it)).

"Well then give me an insult that's, y'know, not insulting." -Me.

"Oh my God, they're holding hands, they're so cute! And it only took them, what? A month?" -Me on two of my friends taking their new relationship reeeeally slow.

"What are you gona do? Knock me out with sedatives?" -Me on Chloe trying to force me to go camping.

"SLAVE STEALER!" -Rachel. "LAZY ARSE!" -Me. "OBSSESSED SHORT THING!" -Rachel. "SPAZTIC EMO!" -Me. "BORING PERSON!" -Rachel. "Boring?! Oh it's nice to know what you think of me!" -Me (texting each other).

"I need to stop laughing. Because my laugh sounds like a hysterical goose being strangled." -Me (seriously).

"Jordan! Chloe's gonna spank you!" -Emily. "..." -Me. "-suddenly leaps out from the bathroom and hit me with a flyswatter-" -Chloe.

"-sewing a crosstitch for a Xmas present- Look! It's taken me half an hour to do this much!" -Emily. "-sewing a picture for our friend Elena, who was moving away- Well, look how much i've done!" -Kristina. "Well, you would have finished it by now if you had spelled her name right!" -Emily (Kristina had spelled her name "Eleena", and we'd been making fun of her because of it for the past hour, which was why this was funny).

"Evil, crazy, both scream Lord Voldemort." -Me (texting Rachel).

"I wonder how Edward would react to a dog?" -Kelly. "... he'd probably eat it ..." -Me (on Edward Cullen from Twilight).

"HOLY FRICK, IT WAS AWESOME!" -My reaction to the Twilight movie.

"Closer! Closer!" -Simone. "Damnit, kiss her already!" -Jamiera. "Yay-ya! There they go!" -Me. "... um, she's in her underwear." -Kelly. "... that's not supposed to happen ..." -Me (as we watched Edward and Bella kiss in the Twilight movie).

"So you can say: "What's your job?" "I'm a fat penguin!"." -Chloe. "You guys are so lame." -Me (all talking on New Years Day at 2 O'Clock in the morning).

(Big convo on New Years Eve, when we were down at the Lake Front Mardi Gras).

"-texting Chloe- I'm not walking down, I might get raped by a hobo." -Sean.

"-Reads the text- Oh my God, I'd pay to see that." -Me.

"-texts this to Sean-" -Chloe.

"-texting back- She would? Tell her to go down to the public toilets by Koutu, and she won't have to pay a thing. Nearly happened to Shaun." -Sean.

"-cracks up laughing-" -Me, Chloe, Emily and Elena.

(End of big convo. As it turns it, it really nearly did happen to Shaun).

"C'mon, where's my drink? You don't get magical disappearing cups of water!" -Me as my family had dinner at the local Breakers.

-At the same time- "Oh cool!" -Chloe. "Idiot." -Me (on Sean).

"I want to be a doctor." -Sean. "Ooh, i want to be a nurse, how kinky! -has a complete laughing spaz-" -Chloe (who seriously does want to be a nurse when she's older).

"My Mum shot me." -Emily. "Your Mum shot you?" -Me. "Yeah, with a cucumber!" -Emily.

"Tomorrow, we need to sort out your room with Kelly." -Mum (to me). "Your FACE can sort out my room with Kelly." -Me. "Oh, get over it." -Mum. "Your FACE can get over it!" -Me.

"You suck." -Me. "Your FACE sucks!" -Kelly. "That's what YOUR Mum said when YOU were born!" -Me.

"You're not seriously going to sellotape an envelope back together, are you?" -Me. "-in the distance- Now where's that sellotape ...?" -Kelly. "Oh who am i kidding? This is Kelly we're talking about!" -Me (after i ripped up an envelope Kelly had in her hands).

"-comes running into the house and lands next to me on the sofa, hiding her face behind a pillow- I'm not a pretty flower, i'm not a pretty flower! I'm an ugly tree, ugly tree, i say!" -Kelly. "It was a bee, wasn't it?" -Me. "... yes." -Kelly.

"I'd treasure them always." -Kelly. "Whatever, you'd sell them on Trade-Me!" -Me (on my story-planning books).

"It's so amusing watching Emily put her pants on." -Elena (her first quote!).

"Can your subconcious have a subconcious?" -Me.

"How do you stop an exploiting man?" -Sean. "You whack him with a hockey stick!" -Me.

"We're going to to find Ian." -Chloe. "-Sean and Chloe wander off God knows where-" "... they're off of snog." -Elena. "-a little while later-" "They're taking a long time ..." -Emily. "I go with Elena's theory." -Me.

"Don't make babies! But practise making babies!" -A friend yelling after Sean and Chloe (this quote cracked us up).

"-looking at a Ben Ten alien costume- 'Warning: Mask is a toy. It does not provide protection' What?! Oh my God, Kelly, look at this!" -Me.

"That was some intense shit!" -Leevi (after singing William Tell during choir practise at 100 k's an hour).

"Cut, cut, THEN that way, then THAT way!" -Kelly (practising her dancing).

"Oh yeah? Bring it, bring it!" -Becca to Tania. "Don't bring it! She'll bite you again!" -Me.

"It might be amusing if he turned up to school, looking like the art department threw up on him." -Me texting Chloe (about Sean).

"Someone say something." -Elena. "Boo." -Me. "I'm tired." -Cody. "I'm thirsty." -Me. "I want to go home?" -Ken. "... that's not a conversation!" -Elena.

(Big convo, starting from how our School has this rule of keeping all art work/boards for at least two years)

"But i need my board, i'm going to die within the next two years!" -Chloe.

"Uh ... die?" -Me.

"Yeah, cause i'm going to Christchurch, and that's got all the criminal activity there." -Chloe.

"Well, i'm going to Wellington, so i'll probably be blown into the harbour and run down by a ferry." -Me.

"No, i heard there's lots of gays in Wellington!" -Chloe.

"So ... i'm just going to be hit on by a bunch of girls?" -Me.

"Yeah, then they'll kill you!" -Chloe.

"... so i'm going to be killed by a bunch of lesbians?" -Me.

(End of convo. Also note that a guy heard me say that that sentance, and now thinks i'm a complete weirdo).

"Where's my shoes?" -Kelly. "The dog probably ate them." -Grandma.

"I went to history insted of Geo. How smart am i?" -Hayden. -at the same time- "Not very." -Emily. "Very smart!" -Me.

"I have about 3 pens and no paper." -Me.

"I'll be a hard-hitting journalist! I'll scale buildings and sneak into rockstars rooms! -point umbrella at Rebecca, miming a microphone- how do you feel about that?" -Me. "You snuck into my room?" -Rebecca. "... um, you're cold and alone! Where do you think your life went wrong?!" -Me. "Sad thing is, i think she's serious." -Cody.

-After discussing Shakespeare's King Lear in english, particuarly about the Fool- "But that sounds like being a fool's the best?" -Michael. "Well, not really, it's like there's always this big foot waiting to crush you." -Mrs Irwin. "... is there much crushing?" -Michael. "Yes." -Mrs Irwin. "Oh ... well, that's not good."

"He's a bastard child." -Me (on Sean, when he played Edmund, in King Lear).

"You're only going to save 50-100 bucks, if you stay in a moter camp, so why not stay in a 4 1/2 star resort?" -Mrs Sutton (on the Geography trip to the Gold Coast, Australia).

"... maybe we should stop, because it looks like Jordan's so into the Scholership conversation." -Mrs Irwin. "-is alseep-" -Me.

"All i remember was that song, a lot of blue and a mouse. It was really scary." -Elena (on a dream she had, after singing the song "Lullaby" at choir practise).

"We have english next! Oh, no sorry! I mean, you've got CAB english, you TRAITOR!" -Me to Chloe (on her doing easy NCEA, while i'm in harder Cambridge).

"Do you have a piano at home?" -Evelyn. "I have a mini keyboard?" -Me. "... that'll do." -Evelyn (at choir practise).

"So ... it's a previlege for Kent to be pretty much Lear's bitch?" -Michael (after discussing King Lear).

"Just go upstairs on both sides until you find it ... man, we are so good at directions, it's not funny!" -Me (trying to direct my sister to her classroom).

-After discussing what we're going to write for an english assignment, where we have to write a 'chapter one' and i said Chloe could use a chapter of mine- "... unless you're gona betray me and send it to the publishers and be all 'Haha!' and i'll be all 'DAMN YOU, BIARCH!'!" -Me.

"Well we weren't expecting that ..." -Emily. "I did! The weather said there'd be showers!" -Me. "That's not showers, that's a flood!" -Elena (on when it pissed it down with rain when it was perfectly sunny moments before).

"Crap, i forgot i actually have to swim to get out of this!" -Me (mocking the part in New Moon, where Bella jumps off the cliff).

"... and-no Elliot! I will NOT buy your drugs!" -Jacob (in tourism, when our teacher walked in the door).

"Who's that?" -Pheobe. "That's Edmund." -Mrs Irwin. "Is that the bastard one?" -Pheobe. "Yes." -Mrs Irwin. "Oh ... he's kinda hot." -Pheobe (in english while watching the movie version of King Lear).

"You're a wimp ..." -Me. "Shut up, bitch! I'm prettier than you!" -Jamiera. "Shut up!" -Me (on Goneril and Regan in the movie version of King Lear, as i played Goneril and she played Regan).

"He's kinda creepy ..." -Me. "I think he's kinda gay ..." -Jamiera (on the Fool in the movie version of King Lear).

"... My God, did they just hang him?" -Me. "Well, considering the rope around his neck and allt he twitching, i'd say yes." -Jamiera (after watching the Fool get hung in the movie version of King Lear).

"Woh, Jamiera! Goneril poisens Regan!" -Me. "You bitch!" -Jamiera.

"So how many songs do we have to sing?" -Me. "Four." -Evelyn. "Ok, now are you sure?" -Me. "Shut up, or i'll push you off the piano bench!" -Evelyn (on how many songs we need to sing for our singing exam. Last year she got the number wrong, which was why this was funny).

"Cool as a cucumber, except you're a fish." -Emily.

"... and the malteser was shiney!" -Sarah (on why she was laughing spaztically).

"Take your little buggers and go sit over there." -Evelyn (when i was sick during singing).

"How long d'you think it'd take to saw through a desk with a ruler?" -Me (during Toursim Studies).

"Crustal fock affects magma." -Emily (who was supposed to say 'crustal rock').

"-is attempting to lift me into the air-" -Cody. "-suddenly turns up- I have a magical drumstick!" -Hayley. "Lift Hayley!" -Me. "Fuck off!" -Hayley (before running away).

"If i find a blind homeless person, i'm so letting him live with me." -Elliott. "I see." -Me. "... oh, pun! Pun!" -Elliott (again, in Tourism Studies).

"It's Pizza-Pie Friday!" -Mrs Irwin.

"Geez, for a second there, i thought there'd be some kind of shoot out!" -Me (as a teacher yelled at his students).

"I think that's the Italian guy, 'cause his name is 'Paolo' and that's a very French name." -Me. "French?" -Emily. "... very Italian name." -Me.

"That's what i forgot to bring-my lipgloss!" -Cody (who had to bring his sisters make-up to school in order to dress up for a Haunted House).

"The wind is windy." -Sarah.

"Yeah! J-O-R-D-A-N, Jamiera! Duh!" -Me.

"Ask him, then!" -Kelly. "I'm not asking him, he's wearing a skeleton jersey!" -Me (after we got into an arugment during a walk through the woods, and saw a couple of creepy looking people walking past).

"I was drunk when i touched your nipple, Shaun!" -Amber. "Say that a little louder, i don't think anyone heard you!" -Hayden. "But some did, if that helps?" -Elliott (all of them drunk).

"Quasimodo-his face rings a bell!" -Dad.

"Oh my God, there's a dead sheep!" -James (while on a Geo trip down the Ngonotaha Stream, and we found a dead sheep at the 3rd stop).

-After Elena's attempt to teach us Danish swear words, where ludder means 'slut' and slut means 'end'- "-suddenly turns up-" -KM. "You're a ludder!" -Me. "What?" -KM. "And that's the slut of the show!" -Emily.

"Du lock-ta suume egg abe-a!" -Me attempting to say "You smell like a monkey" in Danish, thanks to Elena.

"I suffer from 'I-hate-everything-i-do-itis'." -Me (during Design).

-After playing an old Primary School game, where you twist the stalk off an apple, saying the alphabet as you go and the letter it comes off on is apparently the initial of your future husband- "J? What's a name begining with J?" -Me. "Jordan!" -Tania. "Jordan? Wouldn't that suck? It's like, 'What's your name?' 'Jordan.' 'Oh CRAP!'!" -Me.

"What time's your injection?" -Emily. "12:50. That's during Geo." -Me. "That's halfway through period four ..." -Emily. "No it's not! Yes it is, oh CRAP!" -Me (as i hate injections).

"But i found it too hard, so i gave up." -Me. "Yes, well i'm not giving up." -Emily. "Well ooh, ooh, Miss ... Miss-Snooty-Pants!" -Me. "Yes, Mis-Wide-Vocabulary." -Emily.

"You're the knickers to my bottom." -Hannah to Elliott (during Tourism. They'd been playing this game for over half an hour).

"We can hire a hitman!" -Me and Cody at the same time.

"We're supposed to be pretty fish, and we look like freakin' sharks!" -Me (on the costumes for the fish in a school show).

"D'you know if we have to colour in the sky?" "SHIT!" -Emily and Me (working on a Geography assignment).

"I ran over a possum and his mate while they were having a shag in the middle of the road." -Sean.

"I thought she was going to go all ninja-karate on me!" -Me on Elena.

"So ... my purple are legs?" -Me (who was supposed to say "So my legs are purple?" which in itself is weird).

"-whispering- y'know, i brought the handcuffs!" -Cody (on our plan to handcuff Elena to a tree to stop her going home to Denmark).

"So what does dark orange mean?" "Well, i'd say 'vomit' but i don't think that's the word you're looking for ..." -Elena and Me (during Study).

"... what happened to the balloon?" -Shaun (when i slammed my book on the desk).

"I'd rather hide in a bus with an old dodgey guy, than get shot!" -Cody.

"We should have tasers!" "That would be awesome!" -Cody and me.

"We are the most crap security gaurds ever ..." -Me (on when Cody and i were being volenteered security for a sports tournament at school).

"So i've got a sausage ... yep, i'm eating a sausage, OH! Where's it gone? Oh my God, Jordan has magically aquired a sausage!" -KM (when she scored me a free sausage at a sausgae sizzle at the aforementioned sports tournament).

"EEEEP!" -Sarah.

"What are we watching?" -Jess. "Happy feet!" -Me. "Is that the one with the penguins?" -Jess. "-sarcastically- nah, seals!" -Courtney.

"-dancing- We are going to watch dancing penguins ... yes, dancing penguins!" -Me. "No, seals!" -Courtney (in reference to previous quote). "Siiiinging penguins!" -Kelly.

"Can we watch something with a GOOD ending this time?" -Me. "Pocahontus!" -Becca. "Oh, yeah, cause that ending spiffingly!" -Me (after we watched Corpse Bride, which i loved except for the ending).

"You're just pissed off he didn't marry the dead chick." -Courtney. "Yes, i am!" -Me (after watching Corpse Bride).

"-to Kelly- Would you stop hovering? It's really annoying." -Me. "I wish i could hover ..." -Courtney.

-Dad is looking for something and asks Grandma where it is- "It's in Jordan's car." -Grandma. "Jordan's car?! Excuse me?" -Dad. "Yes, Jordan's car." -Grandma. "-finds this funny- yeah, Dad, my car!" -Me. "It's not your car!" -Dad. "I'm the only one who drives it!" -Me. "It's our car!" -Dad. "Again, i drive it!" -Me. "-thinks- All right, well then you can pay for paxes and petrol." -Dad. "-snorts- Are you kidding? It's not my car!" -Me.

-After a 15 minute conversation on the meaning of 'bludgeon'- "-gives Neil a ladle-" -Mum. "What's this?" -Neil. "Your spoon!" -Mum. "-holds up ladle threateningly-" -Neil. "He's going to bludgeon you with it!" -Me.

"I'm Quasimodo! Esmeralda! Your face rings a bell! Esmeralda! Esmeral-OUCH!" -Dad (pretending to be a hunchback until he whacked hs foot on the stairs).

-Mum at work as a Kindy Teacher, when a little kid comes in with a flag that has a kiwi on it- "-points at kiwi- Who's this?" -Mum. "A duck?" -Little Kid. "A ki ...?" -Mum. "A Ki-Duck!" -Little Kid.

"Look, we're an eight-opus!" -Kate. "-LOLOLOLOLOL-!!" -Kate and Tania (doing some weird octopus impression, though they swear they're an 'Eight-opus').

-As we all look at the world map behind my bedroom door, trying to find Denmark, which is where Elena comes from- "Would Danish people understand us, if we said 'Co-pen-hay-gen"?" -Emily. "Probably, unless you talk to either little kids or a stupid person." -Elena.

-As me (Geemo), Rachel (Rachemo) and Chloe (Clozey) walk through town- "So if i'm Geemo, and you're Rachemo, what's Clozey?" -Me. "Um ... Clemo? Ha, that sounds like an STD-aw, Chloe! You're an STD!" -Rachel (very loudly).

"Yeah, the name is scarily like Twilight, takes place at a bording school, which happens to be in a castle (Harry Potter much?), and i was reading it going, 'Meh, this is all right', and then all these vampires just came popping up out of freakin' no where, and i was all like 'Dude, wha the crap?'!" -Me explaining the new book a bought, called Evernight.

"She was a lovely person - oh, is, she's not dead ..." -Elena (on one of our friends who moved away).

"So what should we do now?" -Elena. "Meh." -Me. "Crash?" -Chloe. "..." -Everyone. "... Well that was interesting." -Me (at about ten thirty at night).

"-is opening and closing a drawer with her foot-" -Me. "How did that drawer just open?!" -Dad. "Magic!" -Me. "Ooh, Harry Potter must be in the air!" -Kelly. "-waving arms around and humming Hedwig's theme- Dooo d-d-do d-dooooo doooo!" -Me.

"-gasp- They moved our choir pictures! Grrrr, what do they have against the choir? We may be dorks, but we're cool dorks, we can sing!" -Me.

(This next quote requires backstory. Chloe's boyfriend is in my english class, and the entire class spent a productive lesson juggling oranges. Or attempting in his case. This is considered normal during english. I told Chloe this, thinking it was funny and ended up having a weird dream about her, her boyfriend and attempts at juggling oranges that night ...)

"... so i was like 'You're going to try and juggle again?' and he was like 'How did you know about that?!'!" -Chloe.

"Oh my God, i had a dream about that!" -Me.

"You were dreaming about my boyfriend? That's kinda creepy ..." -Chloe.

"No-well, yes! But it was funny, you two were on stage, with oranges flying everywhere!" -Me.

(End quote that required backstory).

"... I think we should stop now, 'cause i think she's dead ..." -Elena (poking my arm as i lay my head nearly asleep on the table during design).

"I'm trying to get my muse on ..." -Me (during aforementioned design class, while trying to come up with ideas).

"Oh my God, imagine if Cody's name was Lola!" -Me (in hysterical laughter).

"So if you can hear a cat purring during the changing of the guards, you know they're using a Mitsubishi heat pump!" -Mrs Irwin (after an extremely odd conversation during english about the royal guard and sleeping cats).

"What happened to your hair?" -Me. "I woke up." -Sean (when his hair looked like it had been electricfied).

"... you're trapped in a funhouse, but it's not fun ..." -Mrs Irwin.

"I was stroking a little moustache and i started pulling the hairs and it was hurting ..." -Cody (on some bizzare dream he had).

"He stabbed me in the arse with his frick'n art case!" -Me (about Cody).

"... I was like 'Jordan's mine now' and i think she called me a slut ..." -Chloe (on how she and Rachel were mockingly fighting for the title of best friend).

"I think my circles look pretty good free-handly drawn ..." -Me. "Mine look like the eggs of a crudified chicken." -Emily. "Creative." -Me.

"-texting Chloe- Haha, Kelly's having a mid-life crisis because Nessie (our dog) ate her phone!" -Me.

"What happens if you go through a flashing red light?" -Kelly. "You get fined." -Mum. "And probably run over by a fire truck ..." -Me.

"-is hanging out copies of sheet music at choir practise and runs out- Looks like there's not enough copies ..." -Evelyn. "-is not listening- What about puppies?" -Me.

"I bought a Loch Ness Monster at the craft market." -Mrs Irwin. "What, a real one?" -Pheobe.

"I think i just applied for a job without realising it ..." -Me (after getting confused with an online application for a job at the local Dominoes Pizza).

"Y'know, it's really weird that have these noses pushed into me ..." -Me at choir practise.

"Why wouldn't you jump in the lake?" -Elliott. "Y'don't know what's in there!" -Me. "Yeah y'do, fish!" -Elliott. "Yeah, fish and eels and SHARKS!" -Me (explaining my fear of swimming out in the middle of a lake).

"There's eyes in my sun!" -Me.

"Wait-Cody has a girlfriend?" -Chloe. "Yeah, and she's a slut!" -Me. "Oh ... ok, d'we know anything else?" -Chloe. "Um, no i think that's about it ..." -Me. "... i think she used to be bullemic?" -Rebecca.

-While it's raining- "Ah! My hair's gonna go poof! Chloe can you take your top off?" -Cody (meaning to use it to cover his hair). "What-? Ew! Not for you!" -Chloe.

"-Mockingly- Now everyone find a buddy, hold hands and follow in a single line!" -Mr Dunn. "What are we, Primary school kids?" -Me.

"So i can say, if asked what i did to school today, that i huddled like a penguin?" -Sarah.

"But that's the point of being a family, you can have fights and get over it." -Michael. "But look at King Lear, they don't get over it ..." -Mrs Irwin. "Yeah, and that's why they all end up dead." -Michael (during English).

"Oi! Stop molesting her face!" -Me to Cody.

"So basically, you just chuck in a shit-load of crap, and it spits it out for you?" -Me (on Emily's graphics calculator).

"You should be writing this down, not bonding with the heater!" -Mrs Irwin (during English on a very cold day).

"... so anyway, i only needed the 'thethourus'! -leaves our english classroom, singing the smuf theme song-" -Mrs Bowmen. "... how does she maintain the same level of crazy every single day?" -Cheyne.

-After watching Sean and his best mate, Ian blundering around our design classroom, each with an arm stuck down the sleave of the others' school jumper- "Uh, Chloe? Not that i want to question your choice of boyfriend, but what the hell?" -Elena. "Is this proof of what you have to put up with?" -Me. "-is laughing too hard to answer-" -Chloe.

"... bytte bytte ko bmand ladrit bytte om igen ... something about strawberry icecream?" -Elena (trying to remember a Danish rhyme from her youth).

"It's always been half up, half down. Never full way up -Looks at me- It's disconcerting ..." -Someone (I don't actually know who said this as i didn't write the name down, but i know it was said during choir practise and that they were talking about their hair).

"Oh, there's Jacob." -Me. "-To Chloe- What? Has she got a new boyfriend, or something?" -Elena. "-Laughing and pointing at my Mum waiting to pick me up from choir practise- No, i mean the car!" -Me.

"Kel smells!" -Me. "-like cupcakes-" -Kelly. "-in a bin-" -Me. "-in the summertime-" -Kelly. "-when it's raining-" -Me. "-prettily-" -Kelly. "-bad." -Me. "DAMNIT!" -Kelly (as we try turning the same insult on each other).

"Y'know, this is a lot of glitter for just one minute on stage ..." -Me (on how a bunch of us were coated with glitter and sparkles for an eight minute dance show competition).

(At the aforementioned dance competition between allt he local school, my school being 'Heights').

"Heights are you ready, ready?" -Our Spirit Leader

"YES WE ARE READY, READY!" -My school group, screaming.

"Boy, are you ready, ready?" -Spirt leader.

"YES, WE ARE READY, READY!" -The Boys.

"Girls, are you ready, ready?" -Spirit leader.

"YES, WE ARE READY, READY!" -The Girls.

"Rua paki Heights style!" -Spirit.

"-claps twice- YOU KNOW!" -The whole group.

"Rua paki tiger!" -Spirit leader.

"-claps twice- RAWR!" -The group.

"Rua paki party boy!" -Sprit leader.

"-claps twice betfore starting to mosh pit and krump together-" -The group.

"Rua paki macarena!" -Sprit leader.

"-Claps twice before starting to do the macarena-" -The group.

(Needless to say, my school has a lot of spirit. Unfortunately we didn't win the spirt award, but we know we deserved it. Oh, and 'Rua paki' means 'clap twice' in maori).

"She's spelt my name with a y ..." -Me. "And she's put a heart in place of the o's in Cody and Chloe's names, what the hell?" -Jamiera. "She's weird?" -Me. "Maybe she thinks they like each other? Oh my God, they're so together now!" -Jamiera. "But what about Sean?" -Me. "Screw Sean!" -Jamiera (on some weird girl in my design class who spelt all of our names wrong on a sticker chart).

"Whakarewarewa, Whakatane, YOU CAN VISIT ANY WHAKA!!" -An advertsment for Kia Cavarans. 'Whaka' is pronounced like 'fucka' which is why it was obvious that the ad was taken down. It was bloody funny, though.

"So you sure you guys don't want a ride?" -Evelyn. "-Claps twice and starts humming the Nokia Ring Tune-" -Me and Kelly. "... Right, lets just go then ..." -Evelyn.

"Omg, there's so much sushi in Auckland!" -Chloe (texting me).

"Oi! Pack it in young lady!" -Mum to our dog, Nessie. "Somehow, i don't think she's going to respond to 'pack it in' ..." -Me. "-Laughs- Me neither Jordy, me neither." -Dad.

(This is a conversation where our bus got a flat tire as the choir made our way to Tauranga and we had to sit inside a stuffy bus for nearly two hours. Kate, Bun, Cody, Elena and I got bored and decided to see how many people we could fit onto two seats).

"Guys, my arse is going numb ..." -Me.

"Yeah, i think my legs went to sleep about an hour ago." -Bun.

"Funny that, Kate's kind of sitting on you!" -Me.

"And i'm squashed, you lot weigh a tonne!" -Cody.

"I'm just going to stand here and laugh." -Elena.

"Thanks, Lena." -Me.

"D'you reckon they've changed the tire yet?" -Kate.

"If they had, we wouldn't be an hour and 45 minutes late. And the bus would probably be moving." -Cody.

"... I say we move cause my neck is killing me in this position ..." -Kate.

(End convo).

"I woke up late, so i'm driving in a little later." -Chloe (texting me). "Have you heard of this thing called an 'alarm clock'? I hear it's very good at waking people up on time ..." -Me (texting back).

"-Is handing out Hersey's Kisses- Oh, there's only four left ..." -Mrs Sutton. "I love you, Miss!" -Me. "Ok, Jordan gets one ..." -Mrs Sutton.

"If the Fool was a pizza, he was be a Mr Wedge. While at first seen as unusual, he's full of goodness and is quite normal, actually." -Sam's English essay he wrote for the midterms. Needless to say, he failed.

"-talking to Emily about a story she's writing in which Emily's got her own character- ... Did you know you're a sparrow?" -Elena. "And you're a slut." -Me. "... Ok." -Emily (who had no idea what we were talking about).

"Y'know, one time i had a cooler entrance." -Me. "What? You nearly fell over?" -Courtney. "No, i actually did fall over." -Me.

"Right ... well, if i die i want someone to at least finish my stories. And CRY and my funeral!" -Me.

"We spent the period discussing how Chloe was going to eat our eyes, then Elena told us that Indian's cut off apes heads and ate their brains, so i said some people we know, if they went to India, would have their brains eaten." -Emily.

"I love it when she scratches herself ..." -Kelly (who was talking about our dog, but it doesn't make it sound any less weird).

"Yeah, i was really tired yesterday ..." -Elena. "Oh yeah, Emily told me this story!" -Me. "-Cuts in- Yeah, i told her about the chimps tea-party!" -Emily (who was talking about a dream).

"SHE'S LIKE A LION, EH?!" -Someone in my Tourism Class, talking about our teacher. Needless to say, we do next to no work in tourism.

"I like purple elephants!" -Elliott (in aforementioned tourism class).

"Did you have a moustache i didn't know about? THERE'S SOMETHING MISSING FROM YOUR FACE!!" -Me (to Elliott, when he got his braces off. At least i noticed something was different).

"... And it had a little omnitrix." -Elliott. "You're an omnitrix." -Jenna. "Your FACE is an omnitrix!" -Me (yes, as in the one from Ben Ten).

"And now Chloe's taking her clothes off ..." -Elena.

"Why's someone touching my arm?" -Sarah.

"It's a good thing we're not the same height, or we'd be playing footise all night!" -Emily to Chloe.

"Thanksgiving on a pizza!" -Sarah.

"Who's that?" -Me (as we watched the 2nd Lord of the Rings movie). "That's Arwen." -Emily. "Oh, that's the elf chick, right?" -Me. "-Unenthusiastically- Yes, Jordan. That's the elf chick." -Chloe. "Y'know, i have a cousin called Arwen." -Emily. "Is she a girl?" -Sarah. "... No, actualy, he's a boy ..." -Emily.

"It's not very diagram-y! It's just an essay in a box!" -Shaun (complaining about his Geo work).

"My English teacher went to Brazil and all she brought back was this slutbitch of a t-shirt." -Mrs Irwin (when we said she had to bring us back t-shirts from her holiday to Brazil).

"See?! How does she fit through there?" -Me. "She had a very slim waist ..." -Kristina. "Yeah, but she's got a huge arse!" -Me (as we watched Disney's The Little Mermaid and complained that she could fit through portholes, but it was the fish that got stuck).

"-Is drinking Vodka with a Russian name- It's totaly just Russia in a bottle!" -Elliott. "-Tries some and spills it- OUCH! I just got Russia in my eye!" -Rachel (at a party we both went to).

"-When Elliott finished his drink- He destroyed Russia!" -Hayden. "Don't worry, i've got three more." -Elliott (at aforementioned party).

"-To Ryan- Are you drinking beer?" -Elliott. "Yes, Elliott, he's a real man." -Hayden. "Says the person drinking out of a glass." -Me. "-Glances at his own drink- Guess i'm a woman then ..." -Bufton (at the aforementioned party).

"-at the end of an email to Rachel- Oh no wait! I had a weird dream! Everyone i knew were flying on boxes, and there were Harry Potter characters everywhere, and Sean was teaching swimming lessons in a wetsuit while Chloe lounged around in a bikini, singing the Pina Colada song ...

I must've drunk some crazy-water ...

LOVE YOUS!

Love-

-Gee Gee." -Me (I seriously had this dream. It was rather creepy).

"... And my pen has been dead since the begining of the year - WHY ARE YOU TOUCHING MY ARSE?!" -Hayden.

"And guess what? -pulls out refill paper- I have paper-! Holy crap, what happened to it?!" -Me.

"-talking about paper sizes, like A4 and A3 and so on- So wait ... if A1 is the biggest and the smaller the number, the bigger, what's the size of those huge-arse movie posters? A minus six?" -Jamiera.

"-stares at the movie playing during english- Now, he right there is thinking 'Fuck off you wanker!'!" -Mrs Bowmen.

"I can hear your chip from outside your head!" -Elliott.

"Courtney, hi Courtney! How's your hand, let me look at your hand!" -Me. "What happened to your hand?" -Elliott. "She played handball." -Me. "... must've been some pretty hardcore handball." -Issac.

"... - anyway, hey-" -Mr Gear. "YOU WANNA BUY SOME P?!" -Jacob (who had been yelling this for the past forty five minutes).

"Aw, i wish i was your sister!" -Chloe (she said this to Sean, her boyfriend, which is what made this comment slightly creepy).

"So do you want to attempt T.S Eliot, or shall Stewart lead you all astray?" -Mrs Irwin. "-snorts- Like we need leading." -Cheyne.

"But i come from Cambridge, bitches!" -Mrs Irwin.

"Yay, you're in my gap! That sounds so weird!" -Me to Tania, at choir practise.

"I don't know what kind of horse you're talking about, but in general-" -Cheyne. "Maybe it's a magical horse?" -Eleanor. "-laughing- Maybe it is, maybe it's Jeff's unicorn." -Mrs Irwin ("Jeff" is the imaginary character our class created to make English more interesting).

"-is looking at a map of New Zealand- They cut off Stewart Island!" -Me. "Bastards!" -Elliott.

"Jordan has warm legs ..." -Tania. "I wish i had four legs!" -Jackie.

"I'm sure there wasn't this many people last year ..." -Me. "I'm sorry, i'm sure i misheard you, but you're sure you didn't know these many lesbians last year?" -Sarah.

"I've got two words for you - harden the fuck up!" -Thomas H.

"Do goldfish get horny?" -Elke.

"-after a lot of drinking and discussion on how much each of us would cost if we became prostitutes- So how much would Chloe cost?" -Bufton. "Hmm, i dunno she's pretty high maintance. At least we know she's not cheap and nasty." -Me. "Like Shaun!" -Bufton.

"I missed a lot, didn't i?" -Elena. "Yeah, considering Cody's doing a show where everyone's running around in their underwear, i'm doing dinosaur impressions, and Chloe's, well ... Chloe. Yeah. We're not normal." -Me.

"You're my bra." -Cody. "Should i be insulted?" -Me.

"Did you leave a muffin on my art case? There was nothing, then i walk out and was all "Woe, a muffin!"." -Sean.

"-In reference to Getting it Right- This didn't happen in the story ..." -Me. "Yeah, well things probably didn't take place via text?" -Kate. "Yeah, considering cellphones don't work at Hogwarts!" -Me.

"Should i use 7-year-olds or 12-year-olds?" -Cheyne. "7-year-olds. You'll seem bigger." -Jamiera. "Yeah!" -Cheyne. "What's this for?" -Shaun. "My photo - i'm going to be the Pied Piper!" -Cheyne. "-Everyone laughs-" "-laughs- ... uh, what is that?" -Shaun.

"YOU'RE ALIVE!! YOU'RE ALIVE!! I had a dream where a ghost stole your SOUL! -tacklehugs- " -Me (I seriously had this dream where each of my friends died. I was seriously glad to see them come Monday morning).

"Leevi's just rocking it up there." -Me. "Jordan's going gangster!" -Leevi. "She's turning into a thug." -Evelyn. "Word." -Me.

"Bloody hell, she runs fast! She's like a gazelle on drugs!" -Me (on Emily who can run reeeally fast when she wants to).

"So don't strike copulating snakes, unless you want to turn into the opposite sex." -Mrs Irwin.

"Aw, are you going to have an emo now?" -Me. "He's having an emo." -Cody. "Cheer up, emo kid!" -Hayden. "-very professional like- Do you want a razor blade?" -Emily.

"You have to text me how amazing it is down there." -Ryan (about a University he's thinking of attending). "I will, last time i was there, i practically orgasmed in the library!" -Shaun.

"I'm not a perfectionest! I just liket things to be perfect ..." -Emily.

"What has more brains than the baby you just shot?! The wall behind it!!" -Courtney.

"So can i ask an unrelated question?" -Shaun. "-sighs- Of course you can, you normally do." -Mrs Irwin.

"Ice cream, icing sugar, jelly crystals ..." -Shaun. "And the you go straight into a diabetic coma!" -Mrs Irwin.

"I'm sorry Sarah, i forgot your bagels!" -Chloe. "... It's ok." -Sarah. "But their use by date is like, today!" -Chloe. "They're bagels, they're not going to explode!" -Sarah.

"I have a tattoo, and it's cranbury flavoured!" -Chloe.

"-sarcastically- Yeah, Sean's socks are really pretty!" -Sarah.

(Quotes while i was on a Geography Trip in the Gold Coast, Australia).

"Where did you guys go off to?" -Aimee. "Oh, we were busy getting carried away in duty free." -Monique (Amiee's twin). "Why, what did you buy?" -Aimee. "Oh, nothing ..." -Monique.

"I woke up in Jacquie's closet!" -Nikola.

"-driving down the Gold Coast highway- So everyone pray that they'll be no traffic!" -Australian Bus Driver Guy. "-cheers for no traffic-" -Everyone. "Oh, and so we clear this up now ... i'm not an All-Blacks supporter." -Autralian Bus Driver Guy. "-boos and yells-" -Everyone. "I HOPE THERE'S TRAFFIC!!" -Sonya. (The All-Blacks are New Zealand's Rugby team, and naturally, we shun those who don't support them).

"We have thongs over here ..." -Australian Sales Guy. "-blinks- Do i look like i want a thong?" -Cheyenne. "Well, you might have wanted some shoes!" -Australian Sales Guy. "... Oh ..." -Cheyenne (Thongs in Australia are jandles/flip-flops. Thongs in New Zealand are g-strings. Naturally this confused us various times).

"C'mon, let's go to the party now!" -Aimee. "-is watching t.v.- Wait until this sex scene is over!" -Monique.

"Oh my God, there was a dead body in the skip, wasn't there?!" -Me. "YES!" -Shaun. "TOLD YOU EMILY! I TOLD YOU THERE WAS A DEAD BODY!" -Me.

"I don't want to sit for five hours to watch raunchy sluts show their arses off." -Cheyenne (on going to see 'Draculars'. As it turned out, this show was bloody amazing!).

"That girl's got see-through thongs on!" -Crazy Draculars Guy. "... What?!" -Me (who was wearing jelly-jandles).

(End Quotes from the Gold Coast).

"Sean really sucks at sharing duvets btw. You think you're fine and then he just rolls over, taking the warmth right with him and leaving the corner for you ... In case you're ever, you know, in a LIFE OR DEATH situation, where you need to, share a duvet with him ... Life or DEATH you hear me?!" -Chloe (on her boyfriend, in one of her bizzare emails. This simply cracked me up to the point of tears).

"Sweet Dreams, hope I'm in them. Preferably with clothes on, or with those fuzzy things over the top so you can't actually see anything." -Chloe (from same email).

"She thinks i'm a push-over." -Kelly. "That's because you are a push-over." -Me. "I'll push you over!" -Kelly. "Ooh!" -Me.

-While trying to find words that rhyme- "Not?" -Kelly. "Net." -Me. "Yacht." -Mum. "Pot." -Dad. "Cot." -Kelly. "Nessie!" -Me. "-looks up and barks-" -Nessie the Dog.

"So basically ... your story is a woman commiting suicide for a ... butterfly?" -Me to my sister.

"-talking about 'Avatar: The Ledgend of Aang'- Fire Bender's do not dehydrate!" -Me. "Aren't we talking about Water Bender's ...?" -Kelly. "-thinks- ... Water Benders do not dehydrate!"

"-during singing lessons- I noticed that all these b flats suddenly turned up ..." -Allison the Piano Player. "Oh yeah, i saw that." -Leevi. "Well i didn't hear anything bad." -Evelyn. "That's because i didn't play any of them ..." -Allison.

"SOUTH AFRICA!!" -KM.

"D'you know what would be cooler? If it mov-OH MY GOD, IT MOVES!!" -Me. "It's the ultimate pen!" -Elliott (on his awesomtastical German pen with a bus that actually drives through the pen).

"-after a discussion where apparently washing someone's feet was a form of prostitution- So if you're using a footbath, are you just giving into technology?" -Michael. "Or are you just paying for prostitution?" -Phoebe. "No because you're doing it yourself! It's like a kind of feet masturbation!" -Mrs Irwin.

"If you doubt yourself, it stops you from being anything." -Mrs Irwin. "..." -Everyone. "You all must be processing that, you've all gone quiet." -Mrs Irwin. "Nah Miss, i'm learning to sleep with my eyes open." -Sam.

"-hugging goodbye- Rawr!" -Me. "Rawr!" -Chloe. "Rawr!" -Me. "Rawr!" -Chloe. "And that's how you say goodbye in dinosaur!" -Leevi.

"Apples are ovaries!" -Jaquie.

"I'm gonna eat over here so i don't spill pasta juice over Chloe's computer." -Sarah. "Did you just say 'I'm going to eat over here, so i can go prostitue over there'?"-Me.

"And then i died. But not of AIDS." -Shaun. "..." -Everyone. "... Well, at least you didn't die of AIDS?" -Cheyne. "No, you died of rollar-coaster stairs?" -Mrs Irwin (on a bizzare dream he had).

"Well ... nur!" -Me. "Your FACE is a nur!" -Dad. "That's what YOUR Mum said when YOU were born!" -Me. "That's what your FATHER said when you were born-! No, wait I didn't ..." -Dad.

"Hey Ness - oh ew, you have your scody ... dead thing ..." -Me (about my dog who had i think, a pigs ear).

"Mmm, scomrnnmm fooumumm mm!" -Ben. "I don't speak sandwich!" -Elke.

"Awesome is an awesome word!" -Matt.

"Claim your brain, Jordan!" -Courtney. "I'm claiming my braining!" -Me.

"Kelly! I can't see your face!" -Me. "No one wants to see your face, it's smugly!" -Mum.

"-mishearing the radio- What the-? 'Come see New Zealand's Next Top Model and strip machine's'?!" -Me.

"Should i be whipping my cream?" -Cody.

"I want to go to the gay Mardi Gras, that would be cool!" -Leevi.

"This'll be a mission!" -Me. "What's Russian?" -Sarah.

"So who wants L'n'P?" -Sean. "No." -Cheyne. "Nah." -Me. "I'm all good." -Eleanor. "Right, i'll go get some then." -Sean.

As you can tell, my friends as I are not exactly what you could call normal.

Reviewers: Apparently love Moon.

Moon: Is completely overwhelmed.

I love every single review I get. But sometimes, there’s that one review that really means something-whether they’ve simply said they love it, or quoted you, sometimes a review really hits home. I have received a few of these kinds of reviews, and these are it:

"I have to hand it to you, this was one fierce story. Looking back, I realize that I've read so many fanfics over the years, for lots of various reasons, and they've all had their good and bad qualities. Some I read out of interest, some because I knew the writer, some made me happy, some made me sad, some made me laugh out loud. But, I have to admit:

This one was my favorite.

:P Really good, and I'll miss it alot!" -OhForTheLoveOfDragons, Hugs.

"You've done yourself proud with this story, Moon. I enjoyed it from chapter one until the end. Fluff -- well written fluff -- is entertaining stuff, and you've provided that in bushels. Congratulations on finishing, and congratulations on a lovely story!" -respitechristopher, French Plaits.

"Oh my good. I can't stop laughing. That was the greatest mess of fun I've ever read. I'm not able to decide which was the freakin' best of the whole story. Everything was just so amazingly crazy. Oh my good... Lavender who confesses her love... the dragon... Neville and Luna..
I love this story. It matches perfectly the normal Weasley household. Can't wait to see another story from you" -Rayvanna, Of Octopuses, Scandal and Dragons.

"OMG! This was so amazingly sweet! You seriously captured the moment perfectly, the exhaustion, the relief, all of it! I loved how the trio fell asleep together, and how everyone just joined afterwards, I thought that was simply great! Honestly, thank you for writing such amazing stuff and remembering how much I love trio!friendship ! And I should probably go before I run out of adjectives :P Keep the great stuff!" -Cristipotter, Sleep.

"I've been following this story for a while and also loved it dearly for so long. There's so much in there...it made me smile, it made me laugh, there were times I just wanted to slap my own forehead because of Rose's obliviousness (and I cheered loudly when Albus and Bea FINALLY got together!)...I think it's one of the best Rose& Scorpius stories I've read so far. Wonderfully written and worth every single word. Every new update just made my day..

But that outtake from Scorpius' point of view literally made me squeal with delight. It sounds even better to me than Rose's point of view! It seems just so...accurate, so to speak. I can picture a real guy , a Malfoy speaking there.

And he counts the points too? That's brilliant. I'd absolutely love if you posted the entire "Scorpius' stoy"! For me it has the potential to be even a greater success!

I just really love your story. I can't wait till you update again." -firepearl, Getting it Right.

"Moonprincess92: 35 The rest of us: 0." -Imperial Inquisitor, Getting it Right.

All my reviews are amazing, and I thank you all, but these are the one’s that really stood out to me.

Favourite Fanfictions Of All Time: There's honestly too many to chose from, which is why I created this list.

This List: Is my List of the Most Brilliant Frick'n Bloody Awesome Stories I have Ever Read.

Everyone has a favourites list, but sometimes, there are stories that deserve higher. So i created this. My TMBFBASIHER.

So these are stories that are brilliantly frick'n bloody awesome,

The Weasley Theories by Fidelian. Two stories for HG and RHr. They are super funny, and really well written. I love reading them, because they never get old.

Breaking the News by dress-without-sleeves. When Harry's scared of a 16-year-old girl. This has to be the funniest HG story i've ever read. The companion peice "Oh, Ron" is just as good.

The Pratical Reframifications of Living in the Fridge by cupid-painted-blind. The funniest marauder-postHogwarts story i have ever read.

Pass the Snogberries by dress-without-sleeves. This is seriously funny. I had to stop reading for a moment because it hurt too much to laugh. For the RHr HG fans, who don't mind a few snogberries thrown in.

Red Lace by MP119. When Ron has a problem. This is so funny, when Ron accidently sees Hermione in her underwear. The companion peice "Green Plaid" is just as good.

Fifty Paper hearts by cupid-painted blind. This is the best story about Luna Lovegood i have ever read. Seriously, it's so sad, yet so beautiful.

In Iluminated Symbolic Glory by charmingly-holly. This is tied in first place for the funniest marauder-postHogwarts story. It is so frick'n funny.

Killing Dorcas meadows by dress-without-sleeves. I swear this story is pure genious. You'll have new found respect for Dorcas if you read it. I know she's a bloody brilliant character, now that i read it.

Still Left behind a Year Later by MBP. I sat at the computer reading this for 5 hours until i got pins and needles. And even then, i didn't stop reading. The saddest, yet bestest story about the Weasley's post-Fred's death i have ever read.

But they Were Happy by wildkidlexie. The best story about Ron Weasley's life before Hogwarts, seen from Rose and Scorpius's point of view. This is an awesome story, because it's different to most other's.

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire in 15 Minutes by HermyandRon. If you don't mind the language, this is so funny, it hurt to laugh. It was just too excellent.

Open At the Close by DQBunny. The best postDH HG fic ever. Not only funny, but bloody brilliant.

Pulling Heaven Down by Fidelian. The first Twilight story i ever read, and bloody hell it's awesome. It's all human and AU, but it's still frick'n bloody brilliant.

Weasley Family Heartbreak by MBP. If you want a good cry, this is the story for you, because there's nothing more bloody excellent, but sadder. MBP really knows how to make someone cry.

The News That Truly Shocks by cupid-painted-blind. In characters, and actually quite funny for something that could be horribly depressing. Sirius is freakin' hilarious, so basically, it's bloody awesome.

How to Write a Harry Potter Fanfiction by cupid-painted-blind. If you ever need a laugh, you can always come back and read this, because it never gets old. It's just hilarious.

If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh by carmelinagunn. Twilight. All Human. Pure. Freakin'. Genius. It's so funny, so fluffy, so bloody brilliant, it's impossible to not love it.

More, More, More by carmelinagunn. Well, the sequal to IEWIS. Of course it's brillitantly frick'n bloody awesome.

Notes by The Lady-P. If you're looking for a brilliant Rose/Scorpius story to read, read this one. It's a brilliant world and all the characters simply come to life. Amazing.

The Storm by Capella85. Twilight and AH, full of swordfights, forbbiden love, farmboys, princes and princesess, amazing plot twists, amazing Jasper, and amazing author. It's, well, amazing.

Dumbledore's Army and the year of Darkness by Thanfiction. Neville's story through his 7th Year at Hogwarts. Believe me when i say that this story can't get anymore brilliantly frick'n bloody awesome. It's simply amazing.

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Until next time-

-Moon. : D

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~Shaun.