Randomly list twelve of your favorite Harry Potter characters:

1) Severus 2) Albus, 3) Harry 4) Draco 5) Lucius 6) Sirius 7)Remus 8) James 9) Lily 10) Minerva 11) Hagrid 12) Hermione

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Sirius and HAGRID?! NO

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
YES YES YES!! HES WOW

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Can that happen?

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?
Yes I can...i forget what it was called though.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
NO!

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
5/9 Luc and Lily

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Remus would probably go back to bed thinking he was dreaming. Other wise it would be REALLLY GROSS

8) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.
Realizing her true feelings. One Hogwarts Professor decides to act on impulse

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?
NO! Ive read REALLY good LEMON stories about them!

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Under the Moon lit sky

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
um..wtf does DE-Flower mean?

12) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?
NO! Most people I know looove manipulative dumbles...i hate him manipulative I looove albus

13) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
“OH! ALBUS MORE!” even if its NOT Albus

14) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
(Hey thats a good three way...) LEMONS

15) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Albus, you rock my “SOCKS” (get it get it? All albus wants for a present is SOCKS! But peeps keep giving him books!)

16) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

About 4 minutes ago...

17) What is Six's super-secret kink?

REMUS

18) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
DRUNK!

19) If Three and Seven got together, who would top?
REMUS

20) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhapy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three."
Sev and lily are in a happy relationship until lily suddenly runs off with draco. Sev broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with hagrid and a brief unhappy affair with hermione then follows advice from lucius and finds true love with harry

21) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

If that was remus sirius Id love it...but remus james? Ive read a few of those but dont like it

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If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile --"what can i say im a natural blonde. and proud of it. lol."

If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through l8 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by, you might live in Minnesota. (its not 18 inches more like 32)
If you’re proud that your state makes the national news 96 nights each year because International Falls is the coldest spot in the nation, you might live in Minnesota. (well ive never heard of that happening but its funny and we were on the news cuz of the 35W bridge collaps which is sad, i hope those families make it out ok.)
If you have ever refused to buy something because it’s "too spendy", you might live in Minnesota. (doesnt that apply to every where else too?)
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, you might live in Minnesota.(Ha HA so true no one goes to dairy queen at those times. who wants ice cream when theres snow on the ground)
If you instinctively walk like a penguin for five months out of the year, you might live in Minnesota. (HA HA)
If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don’t work there, you might live in Minnesota. (so true)
If your dad’s suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, you might live in Minnesota.(ok for those of u who dont get that, not every one wears a hat, my grandpa might have a tan line like that though, he never takes off his hat.)
If you may not have actually eaten it, but you have heard of Lutefisk, you might live in Minnesota. (yup)
If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you might live in Minnesota. (LOL)
If you have either a pet or a child named "Kirby", you might live in Minnesota. (ok well thats not funny, kirby pucket was a nice guy, its a shame he died.)
If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you might live in Minnesota. (ha ha ...at first i thought that didnt happen but reasently i found out my grandpa does that...ooook hes hilarious though)
If you know how to say Wayzata Mahtomedi, Edina and Shakopee, you might live in Minnesota.(who doesnt know how to say those? therer cities if ya dont know how to say them though here ya go...Why-zeh-tta, Moh-ta-mee-dye, Ee-dine-ah, Shock-ah-pee)
If you think that ketchup is a little too spicy, you might live in Minnesota.(theres my mom!! lol)
If you measure distance by hours and minutes, you might live in minnesota (omg the first time i read this i laughed my head off. cuz just yesterday i asked mom "How far away are we" she goes "5 minutes"

(I love minnesota!! woo, sadly i might move to a different country or state when i graduate.)

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(¸.•´ (¸.•´~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer. (My little grandpa passed away on march 26,2008 of lung cancer...I love YA grandpa!!)

your instincts has its advantages

all the time... This is freaky as anything...DO NOT CHEAT (You'll will kick yourself later) has a funny/spooky outcome. Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It takes about three minutes...it's worth a try First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct. Scroll down one line at a time...and don'tread ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 ina column.
2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.
3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.
4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th,and 6th spots.
5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10,and 11.

GO WITH YOUR INSTINCT PEOPLE!!

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.
2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.
3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.
4. You care most about the person you put in 4.
5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.
6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.
7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.
8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.
9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.
10. and 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life this is so accurate

~Do YOU remember the 90s??~

Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if you remember:

You remember watching -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. -Animaniacs -Gargoyles (OMG!! LOVE GARGOYLES! I still watch it!)
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" (Ha Ha! YEA)
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "in west Philadelphia born and raised . . ." (on the playground is where i spend most of my days. . . YEA)
You remember -Step by Step -Family Matters -Dinosaurs -Boy Meets World-Full house (Those are killer to watch now..i often wonder how we made it in the 90s with that kind of telivision..)
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.(JUST saw a comercial for Yu-Gi-Oh the first season. on CW for kids. that reminded me of Kids WB and when i would watch Yu-Gi-Oh at 6 am on SATURDAYS)
You remember reading "Goosebumps"(actually i loved those! i once found a bunch someone was giving away when iwas 11. and i think i still have it!)
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not(This is something i actually do... people tell me im funny. i go "thanks! i try!. . . .NOT!")
When everything was settled by -rock paper scissors or -bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or -ms. mary mack(Eeny meeny miny mo. catch a tiger by the toe. if he hallors let'im go eeny meeny miny mo")
When kick ball was a daily activity.(AND BIG BASE! DONT FORGET THAT!)
When we used to obey our parents(well i cant actually say ive ever LIVED with BOTH parents. but if u put my mom in there YA! ok...)
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape.(i remember walking down the street with a Cassette player and those big ass head phones while listening to SPACE JAMS!)
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular. (I just had a dream about a nintendo 64. and a sega at the SAME time. someone plugged the N64 controler into the sega... cuz u guys all KNOW SEGA was more fun! i mean come on when u started up every sonic game it would have a friken loud intro of "SEEEEGAAAAAA!" LOL
You remember The Original Game Boy. ( i Actually still have one. tried selling it at a pawn shop and they went "aah...No!" im not kidding u thats what he said!)
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny. (Just got done watching the 400th ep of AFV.)
You remember watching -The Magic School Bus -Wishbone -Reading Rainbow -mr.rodgers neighbor hood-and Ghostwriter on PBS (i miss whishbone.)
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool. (Yea all they have now are those stupid retard yo yos! that HAVE to come back to u! waht fun is taht? its no challenge if u cant do walk the dog! for those of u who know what that means...u knwo what i mean!)
You remember those Where's Waldo books. (ha ha! they used to ahve those on the milk cartons at school! a little whers waldo picture!)
You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum.(wareheads yea but dont know what splashers gum is.)
You remember watching -the 1st Batman -Aladdin -Ninja Turtles -ghost busters (who ya gonna call! ghost Busters!..ok love that when someone says at my work ...hmm who was i gonna call? EVERYONE YELLS Ghost busters!...well everyone being myself and vona...but theres technically only 3 people working in the front...so its carrie who says that and vona and i who respond! LOL)
You remember Ring Pops. (omg and Babby bottle pops?! those insane comercials!omg!)
you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!" (ah...no...)
You remember boom boxes .vs. cd players.
Making those little paper fortune things, and then predicting your life with them. (omg! i loved those! my dad would get so mad when i came over to his house with a BACKPACK FULL OF THEM after waiting for him to pick my bro and i up from our moms house! LOL)
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
One word. . . . . . . .trolls.
Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of -Rugrats -Wild Thornberry's -Power Ra ngers -Rocket Power.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
You remember Carebears
You know that Lambchop's song never ended.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
Everyone watched the WB.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging . . . Before Sidekicks & iPods . . . Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 . . . Before Spongebob . . . Before Tupac was shot.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
You had slap bracelets!
You Actually played outside until it was dark!
You had a ferbie and grew sick of it because it wouldn't shutup!! (HAHAAHAHAH!! SO TRUE!!)
Way back. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Post this in your bulletin if you remember these days . . . .

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love SLASH, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

Update- March 19, 2009

OUTCAST- Well...After wiping my computer for the SIXTH time! i have finally gotten rules set about it. and hopefully i wont have to do it a 7th time! i put a background on that says NOT TO DOWNLOAD ANYTHING! gosh! people its a brand new computer its not even 2 years old!

anywho. i am going to make the chapters shorter from now on with faster updates. i find if i make it 4 pages it takes to long. so im gonna make it 2. well it should be out within a week. keep ur eyes posted!