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Author has written 53 stories for Star Wars, Odyssey, Edgar Allan Poe, Shakespeare, and Little Women. BULLETIN BULLETIN BULLETIN I HAVE INVITES TO ARCHIVE OF OUR OWN DOT ORG, SIMPLY PM ME WITH AN EMAIL ADDY AND ONE CAN BE YOURS. IF YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE SITE, IT'S CLEAN AND NEAT TO READ FIC ON AND HAS MARVELOUS TAGGING ABILITIES. INVITATIONS TO POST THERE ARE REQUIRED. TRY IT AND FIND OUT HOW READER-FAN-WRITER FRIENDLY IT IS! Hello, folks. This is the same profile as on An Archive Of Our Own (Organization for Transformative Works)DOTorg, skyehawke.com, theforce.net, LiveJournal, mediaminer.org, lunaescence.com, adultfanfiction.net, fannation.shades-of-moonlight.com, all where I am pronker, and on Forcehaven.com, where I am sk5231, while on myfandoms.com and photobucket I am pronker_2008 and pronkerpronker on YouTube as well as ebay and delcampeDOTnet. I am a copywriter enjoying being in a fandom. It's been fun thus far. And if you have the ambition to write fanfic, this is a fairly good guideline, once you get past the obnoxious, snide tone of the article's author. Happy writing! If you'd like to read more than you ever thought you could about various fandoms and their very best fics, here is a link to LJ's crack_van. Hop on board the van! LiveJournal Fic Reccing community A Guide To Words Peculiar To The Star Wars Fandom And lately, I've been doodling and cartooning on dA. Everything there is WIP: Wow, I'm Persistent! dA Account Rude!fic: Rude! Fic definition Hemingway-esque: Write like Hemingway contest Please PM me if the references do not show. Long story short, Rude!fic uses the trope of characters crash landing on a primitive world, sheltering in a cave, needing nudity/sex for some contrived reason, and a third character, possibly jealous, discovering the two. Bonus points for writing in a certain style, for instance, Minnesotan dialect, Vulcan restrained storytelling, or like in my story Death In The Afternoon, in the fashion of Papa Hemingway, master of the terse style. | |||||||
1. Couvade reviewsBo-Katan and Satine, in three acts. [Characters from Star Wars: The Clone Wars TV show, two Mandalorians who are perhaps more than they seem.]Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,010 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-16-13 - Obi-Wan K. & Duchess Satine Kryze - Complete2. I Didn't Know Just What Was Wrong With Me reviewsIf he made her happy, he didn't need to do more. Obidala.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-18-13 - Padmé Amidala & Obi-Wan K. - Complete3. Cost Of Goods Sold reviewsObi-Wan isn't nice anymore.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-29-13 - Anakin Skywalker & Obi-Wan K. - Complete4. Anakin's Baby Book reviewsObi-Wan learns to cherish the moment, finally.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-4-13 - Obi-Wan K. & Anakin Skywalker - Complete5. Full Body SlideTogrutans work well with others. It's in their genes.Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Published: 9-12-12 - Ahsoka T. & Obi-Wan K. - Complete6. Zounds! Entasis!A Princess has many friends. Conclusion to intertrilogy series consisting of: First Part: "Song of Myself," "Spring Fever": Second Part: "Male Gaze", "Aphrodisiac", "Getting To Entasis", "Novel Entasis", "Upright Entasis," and "Xenogamy Entasis."Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,511 - Published: 8-25-12 - Leia O. & Ferus O. - Complete7. Xenogamy EntasisEven a Princess can get confused. A/N: This is an intertrilogy series in its second and final part, following "Male Gaze", "Aphrodisiac", "Getting To Entasis", and "Novel Entasis", and "Upright Entasis." The first part consisted of "Song of Myself" and "Spring Fever." Each part is standalone; any plot point question cheerfully answered. This is the penultimate part.Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,813 - Published: 8-7-12 - Leia O. & Ferus O. - Complete8. Upright Entasis reviewsFerus Olin treats his Princess in the way that she deserves.Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,975 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-5-12 - Leia O. & Ferus O. - Complete9. Novel EntasisA Princess knows what she wants. Next story in an intertrilogy series in its second and final part, following "Male Gaze", "Aphrodisiac," and "Getting To Entasis." The first part consisted of "Song of Myself" and "Spring Fever." Standalone, but reading the series would help. Any plot point questions cheerfully answered.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,748 - Published: 7-31-12 - Leia O. & Ferus O. - Complete10. Getting To EntasisPrincess Leia Organa takes a step into a larger world. The next story in an intertrilogy series in its second and final part, following "Male Gaze" and "Aphrodisiac." The first part consisted of "Song of Myself" and "Spring Fever." Princess Leia Organa and OC in this section; Ferus Olin, ObiWan Kenobi, Bail Organa, and others in past and future pieces. Self-contained, each story.Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,475 - Published: 7-27-12 - Leia O. - Complete11. I Am Jo's Slash reviewsJo's organ of slash is unprepossessing, yet is vital to her brain's healthy functioning. Title refers to Jo March, of Alcott's "Little Women" fame. Meta entry, at least it seems so.Crossover - Star Wars & Little Women - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-14-12 - Complete12. Death In The Afternoon reviewsAll Jedi die sometime. Obi-Wan is ready, Anakin is not. Rude!fic, Hemingway-esque. See profile for definitions.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-13-12 - Anakin Skywalker & Obi-Wan K. - Complete13. Especially Jedi » reviewsObi-Wan Kenobi explores his Master's home world.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,158 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 5-26-12 - Published: 5-5-12 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete14. AU Is Pure Gold reviewsNow is the Winter of our Content. Set in the GFFA's Caveman Days. Obidala, AU, One syllable formatStar Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-28-12 - Padmé Amidala & Obi-Wan K. - Complete15. Wardroom reviewsAnakin is undecided whether to forgive Obi-Wan for his deception. Extrapolated from The Clone Wars' upcoming episode, "Crisis on Naboo"'s preview.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-5-12 - Anakin Skywalker & Obi-Wan K. - Complete16. Aphrodisiac reviewsThere may be snow on the rooftop, but there's spring in the cellar. Obi-Wan/OC. Missing moment scene from "Male Gaze." An all-convo story.Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-15-11 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete17. Male GazeLeia enjoys Empire Day, to her surprise. Ferus doesn't. a/n: Continuance of "Song of Myself" and "Spring Fever," an intertrilogy series. Ferus Olin draws the same lot as Obi-Wan Kenobi: guarding and guiding a Skywalker. This is as fun as it sounds.Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,790 - Published: 12-7-11 - Ferus O. & Leia O.18. Republic Day reviewsObi-Wan suffers, Anakin comforts. Repeat as necessary. Slash.Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,993 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-6-11 - Obi-Wan K. & Anakin Skywalker - Complete19. Ode to Aurra Sing, by Hondo Ohnaka reviewsHondo muses musically.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-10-11 - Aurra S. - Complete20. Ahsoka's Hairy Question reviewsA mystery is solved. An all-conversation drabble.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-4-11 - Anakin Skywalker & Obi-Wan K. - Complete21. Downtime reviewsHow does an assassin relax?Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-9-11 - A. Ventress & Count Dooku - Complete22. Popper's Puns reviewsPopper exasperates the rest of his squad. Clone Wars story using Clone OCs, canon character mentions.Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,891 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-3-10 - Complete23. Veterans Day reviewsObi-Wan struggles and prevails like the survivor that he is. AU. Obi-Wan raises the twins on Tatooine; see this site's profile picture, also "Moving Day" on dA account, link on this site's profile. Obi-Wan and family are doing better since "Moving Day."Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-11-10 - Leia O. & Obi-Wan K. - Complete24. Inbox For QuiGon Jinn reviewsAn inbox needs to be checked before messages pile up and life gets complicated, but Qui-Gon never does things the easy way. Rated T for mentions of gambling, and some Obi-angst. He's fourteen here, so what else can he feel? Fic prompted by Mathematica.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,509 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 9-16-10 - Obi-Wan K. & Qui-Gon J. - Complete25. Luck of the Jedi reviewsAnakin and Obi-Wan discover that luck really exists. AU.Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-17-10 - Anakin Skywalker & Obi-Wan K. - Complete26. Power Play reviewsAnakin and Obi-Wan share a bunk on a transport. Slash.Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,938 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-13-10 - Anakin Skywalker & Obi-Wan K. - Complete27. Love And Pain And The Whole Damn Thing reviewsPadme and Anakin and Obi-Wan each face a crisis according to their own personalities. This story, along with first "Pillow Talk" and then "Armor", is standalone in a very loosely constructed series, now concluded. An Obidala; others in the cast.Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-15-10 - Padmé Amidala & Obi-Wan K. - Complete28. Armor reviewsPadme welcomes home her warrior. Rated M.Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-14-10 - Padmé Amidala - Complete29. Second Person, Tense reviewsIn a swamp on the planet called Sugnid, a third party aids Anakin and Obi-Wan in reaching the next level of their relationship. Slash.Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,389 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-26-09 - Anakin Skywalker & Obi-Wan K. - Complete30. Pillow Talk reviewsAnakin and Obi-Wan need each other to decompress after missions. Slash. Obidala, too. An AU response to Obi-Wan's "Anakin is the father, isn't he. I'm so sorry."Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-17-09 - Anakin Skywalker & Obi-Wan K. - Complete31. All Souls' Day reviewsDarth Vader is taken aback by the most average of Jedi. Darth Vader, Roan Shryne. This story gets Roan out of the awful predicaments of "Jedi Zombie," and before that, "Lord Vader Needs Feet."Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-3-09 - Complete32. Spring Fever »Fess or Ferus, Leia doesn't like anything about her tutor in botany. Continuance of "Song of Myself." Leia Organa, Fess Ilee aka Ferus Olin and some bugs are in the cast. PG. Characterizations from "Rebel Force" series of YA books.Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,483 - Updated: 6-26-09 - Published: 5-21-09 - Leia O. & Ferus O. - Complete33. Yin and Yang reviewsObi-Wan and Anakin at a typical evening at home. Slash. 'Darth Vader' selected as a character, because 'Anakin S.' may be little Anakin Solo, and I wouldn't wish this fic on a saintly kid like that.Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-1-09 - Darth Vader & Obi-Wan K. - Complete34. Song of MyselfFerus Olin sums up his life as Fess Ilee. After switching to subtraction, multiplication and division, he doesn't like the difference, product or quotient, either. This story came about after reading Alex Wheeler's Rebel Force 2: Hostage, quite a treat.Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,037 - Published: 3-22-09 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete35. Hiss reviewsIn the Jedi Temple Halls of Healing, no one can hear you steam. Siriwan.Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,770 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-23-09 - Obi-Wan K. & Siri T. - Complete36. Luke's CatechismLuke fends off boredom on the way to Alderaan. Ben indulges him. General; M for considerations of non-graphic slash.Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Published: 12-31-08 - Luke S. & Obi-Wan K. - Complete37. Kerning reviewsAfter a night at the opera, Anakin considers a slight role reversal in his relationship with his mentor, Palpatine. Rated M for language. Pre-slash. Anakin is not yet Darth Vader, yet Anakin S. in the character listings suggests Anakin Solo, so it's DVStar Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,323 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-26-08 - Darth Vader & E. Palpatine - Complete38. Covalent Bonds » reviewsObiWan practices self-mortification during his abstinence from enjoying Anakin's charms. Anakin indulges other appetites of the flesh. They both need to stop thinking of themselves. The Force steps in. Slash. Sequel to 2007's "As Clear As Mud."Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 134,091 - Reviews: 78 - Updated: 9-19-08 - Published: 1-12-08 - Obi-Wan K. & Anakin Skywalker - Complete39. The Passing of the Chosen One reviewsAt Anakin's funeral pyre, Obi-Wan comforts Anakin's other mentor: Palpatine. Gen.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-16-08 - Obi-Wan K. & E. Palpatine - Complete40. Lady Macduff Gets Laid Upon reviewsA scene detailing Lady Macduff's sad end, in Jerry Springer style.Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-13-08 - Complete41. Fortunato Strikes Back: The Cask of Amontillado 2 reviewsFortunato takes his fate into his own hands. And his own feet. A challenge piece to continue the classic horror story.Edgar Allan Poe - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-4-08 - Complete42. A Tribute to Richard Armour's Light Verse Genius reviewsStarting with Homer's The Odyssey and meandering through Bulwer-Lytton's Paul Clifford and screeching to a halt at Margaret Mitchell's Gone With The Wind, this is both a practice and a tribute to Richard Armour, a childhood writer-hero. Three shorties.Odyssey - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-26-08 - Complete43. Trailer Park Princess reviewsThere are some things that ObiWan should not be allowed to touch. Or to say ... A standalone fic, a missing moment from a longer one, As Clear As Mud, though it is not necessary to read that one first. Preslash, with some squinting.Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,902 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-22-07 - Anakin Skywalker & Obi-Wan K. - Complete44. Jedi Zombie: A Halloween Story reviewsVader proposes, the Force discloses. A sequel to Lord Vader Needs Feet.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-28-07 - Darth Vader - Complete45. As Clear As Mud » reviewsWhen ObiWan and Anakin are thrown into a survival situation, they begin to question their MasterPadawan roles. This story's sequel is "Covalent Bonds." AU. Slash.Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 108 - Words: 116,266 - Reviews: 197 - Updated: 6-13-07 - Published: 2-11-07 - Anakin Skywalker & Obi-Wan K. - Complete46. Lord Vader Needs Feet reviewsVader needs to testdrive some modifications to his suit and uses any Jedi that he can lay his mechnohands on.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-1-07 - Darth Vader - Complete47. Anakin's Golden Years reviewsAnakin faces the natural changes in his life with as much grace as possible. AU. Slash.Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,497 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-27-07 - Anakin Skywalker & Obi-Wan K. - Complete48. He Let Out A Breath That He Knew He'd Been Holding reviewsObiWan's experiences on the Jedi Council and in the Clone Wars. His POV mainly. Slash. AO, AP, POC. Series of thirteen pairs of drabbles to tell a story; first one drives the plot, second standalone, alternating throughout the series. Real fic in hereStar Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,076 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-15-07 - Published: 1-11-07 - Obi-Wan K. & Anakin Skywalker - Complete49. quote Add To Memories unquote reviewsAnakin moves on with his life after ObiWan changes irreparably. Slash.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,205 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-4-07 - Anakin Skywalker & Obi-Wan K. - Complete50. Jedi Council Meeting 7,500,212: Outtakes reviewsThe deleted seventeen minutes of a meeting in the midst of the Clone Wars. Slash.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-2-07 - Obi-Wan K. & Yoda - Complete51. Effervescence reviewsIn an AU where MasterPadawan frolicking isn't the norm, but isn't forbidden, either, Anakin discovers that no amount of porn has prepared him for the reality of sex. Slash.Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-30-06 - Anakin Skywalker & Obi-Wan K. - Complete52. Chaos on a Veranda reviewsAnakin and ObiWan have adventures on a veranda, and other places. Slash.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,128 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-28-06 - Anakin Skywalker & Obi-Wan K. - Complete53. Baby Steps reviewsObiWan's attempts to bond with young Anakin don't succeed at first.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-2-06 - Anakin Skywalker & Obi-Wan K. - Complete
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