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Author has written 24 stories for Star Wars, Odyssey, Edgar Allan Poe, and Shakespeare. Hello, folks. This is the same profile as on TFN, LiveJournal, the Obi-Ani and Master-Apprentice lists on yahoogroups.com, mediaminer.org, lunaescence.com, adultfanfiction.net, fannation.shades-of-moonlight.com, all where I am pronker, and on Forcehaven.com, where I am sk5231, while on myfandoms.com I am pronker_2008 and pronkerpronker on photobucket. I am a former copywriter enjoying being in a fandom. It's been fun thus far. As long as I am playing in the Star Wars galaxy, I might as well link to a Star Wars dictionary with Earthly equivalents to terms: http://boards.theforce.net/fan_fiction_resource/b10304/22251621/p1 If you'd like to read more than you ever thought you could about various fandoms and their very best fics, here is a link to LJ's crack_van. Hop on board the van! http://community.livejournal.com/crack_van/profile And lately, I've been doodling and cartooning on dA. Everything there is WIP: Wow, I'm Persistent! | |||||||||
1. Pillow Talk reviewsAnakin and Obi-Wan need each other to decompress after missions. Slash. Obidala, too. An AU response to Obi-Wan's "Anakin is the father, isn't he. I'm so sorry."Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-17-09 - Anakin S. & Obi-Wan K. - Complete2. All Souls' Day reviewsDarth Vader is taken aback by the most average of Jedi. Darth Vader, Roan Shryne. This story gets Roan out of the awful predicaments of "Jedi Zombie," and before that, "Lord Vader Needs Feet."Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-3-09 - Complete3. Spring Fever »Fess or Ferus, Leia doesn't like anything about her tutor in botany. Continuance of "Song of Myself." Leia Organa, Fess Ilee aka Ferus Olin and some bugs are in the cast. PG. Characterizations from "Rebel Force" series of YA books.Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,712 - Updated: 6-26-09 - Published: 5-21-09 - Leia O. & Ferus O. - Complete4. Yin and Yang reviewsObi-Wan and Anakin at a typical evening at home. Slash. 'Darth Vader' selected as a character, because 'Anakin S.' may be little Anakin Solo, and I wouldn't wish this fic on a saintly kid like that.Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-1-09 - Darth V. & Obi-Wan K. - Complete5. Song of MyselfFerus Olin sums up his life as Fess Ilee. After switching to subtraction, multiplication and division, he doesn't like the difference, product or quotient, either. This story came about after reading Alex Wheeler's Rebel Force 2: Hostage, quite a treat.Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,059 - Published: 3-22-09 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete6. Hiss reviewsIn the Jedi Temple Halls of Healing, no one can hear you steam. Siriwan.Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-23-09 - Obi-Wan K. & Siri T. - Complete7. Luke's CatechismLuke fends off boredom on the way to Alderaan. Ben indulges him. General; M for considerations of non-graphic slash.Star Wars - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Published: 12-31-08 - Luke S. & Obi-Wan K. - Complete8. Kerning reviewsAfter a night at the opera, Anakin considers a slight role reversal in his relationship with his mentor, Palpatine. Rated M for language. Pre-slash. Anakin is not yet Darth Vader, yet Anakin S. in the character listings suggests Anakin Solo, so it's DVStar Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,373 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-26-08 - Darth V. & E. Palpatine - Complete9. Covalent Bonds » reviewsObiWan practices self-mortification during his abstinence from enjoying Anakin's charms. Anakin indulges other appetites of the flesh. They both need to stop thinking of themselves. The Force steps in. Slash. Sequel to 2007's "As Clear As Mud."Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 130,925 - Reviews: 77 - Updated: 9-19-08 - Published: 1-12-08 - Obi-Wan K. & Anakin S. - Complete10. The Passing of the Chosen One reviewsAt Anakin's funeral pyre, Obi-Wan comforts Anakin's other mentor: Palpatine. Gen.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-16-08 - Obi-Wan K. & E. Palpatine - Complete11. Lady Macduff Gets Laid Upon reviewsA scene detailing Lady Macduff's sad end, in Jerry Springer style.Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-13-08 - Complete12. Fortunato Strikes Back: The Cask of Amontillado 2 reviewsFortunato takes his fate into his own hands. And his own feet. A challenge piece to continue the classic horror story.Edgar Allan Poe - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-4-08 - Complete13. A Tribute to Richard Armour's Light Verse Genius reviewsStarting with Homer's The Odyssey and meandering through Bulwer-Lytton's Paul Clifford and screeching to a halt at Margaret Mitchell's Gone With The Wind, this is both a practice and a tribute to Richard Armour, a childhood writer-hero. Three shorties.Odyssey - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-26-08 - Complete14. Trailer Park Princess reviewsThere are some things that ObiWan should not be allowed to touch. Or to say ... A standalone fic, a missing moment from a longer one, As Clear As Mud, though it is not necessary to read that one first. Preslash, with some squinting.Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,548 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-22-07 - Anakin S. & Obi-Wan K. - Complete15. Jedi Zombie: A Halloween Story reviewsVader proposes, the Force discloses. A sequel to Lord Vader Needs Feet.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-28-07 - Darth V. - Complete16. As Clear As Mud » reviewsWhen ObiWan and Anakin are thrown into a survival situation, they begin to question their MasterPadawan roles. This story's sequel is "Covalent Bonds." AU. Slash.Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 108 - Words: 107,878 - Reviews: 197 - Updated: 6-13-07 - Published: 2-11-07 - Anakin S. & Obi-Wan K. - Complete17. Lord Vader Needs Feet reviewsVader needs to testdrive some modifications to his suit and uses any Jedi that he can lay his mechnohands on.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-1-07 - Darth V. - Complete18. Anakin's Golden Years reviewsAnakin faces the natural changes in his life with as much grace as possible. AU. Slash.Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,130 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-27-07 - Anakin S. & Obi-Wan K. - Complete19. He Let Out A Breath That He Knew He'd Been Holding reviewsObiWan's experiences on the Jedi Council and in the Clone Wars. His POV mainly. Slash. AO, AP, POC. Series of thirteen pairs of drabbles to tell a story; first one drives the plot, second standalone, alternating throughout the series. Real fic in hereStar Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,742 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-15-07 - Published: 1-11-07 - Obi-Wan K. & Anakin S. - Complete20. quote Add To Memories unquote reviewsAnakin moves on with his life after ObiWan changes irreparably. Slash.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-4-07 - Anakin S. & Obi-Wan K. - Complete21. Jedi Council Meeting 7,500,212: Outtakes reviewsThe deleted seventeen minutes of a meeting in the midst of the Clone Wars. Slash.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-2-07 - Obi-Wan K. & Yoda - Complete22. Effervescence reviewsIn an AU where MasterPadawan frolicking isn't the norm, but isn't forbidden, either, Anakin discovers that no amount of porn has prepared him for the reality of sex. Slash.Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-30-06 - Anakin S. & Obi-Wan K. - Complete23. Chaos on a Veranda reviewsAnakin and ObiWan have adventures on a veranda, and other places. Slash.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,456 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-28-06 - Anakin S. & Obi-Wan K. - Complete24. Baby Steps reviewsObiWan's attempts to bond with young Anakin don't succeed at first.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-2-06 - Anakin S. & Obi-Wan K. - Complete
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