Hi, yes I am now known as Marvel Maiden Squalls, because of my recent marriage. :3 Don't worry, its not really, its only a cyber one. XD I also go by other Alias' such as MM, Marv, Marvel, Maia, Marvin, M&M, Nana, and now even Mrs. Squalls. :3 But most importantly, I am the Almighty Magical Forensic Monkey Ninja Princess Banana Pudding!! XD

Favorite Books: The House of Night Series, Blue Bloods, Masquerade, Revelation, Twilight Series, Vampire Academy Series, Harry Potter, Spiderwick Chronicles, Eragon, Warriors

Favorite Manga: Vampire Knight, The Gentlemen's Alliance, Fairy Cube, Time Stranger Kyoko, Gaba Kawa, Fall in Love Like a Comic, Honey Hunt, Ouran High School Host Club, Bleach

Favorite Anime: Vampire Knight, Sailor Moon, Mew Mew Power, Cardcapters, Beyblade, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Pokemon, Digimon, Bleach

Favorite T.V. Shows: Heroes, X-men, Ninja Turtles, W.i.t.c.h., Winx Club, Xiaolin Showdown, Numb3rs, CSI

Favorite Movies: Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Star Wars, Chronicles Of Narnia, Hairspray, She's the Man, Twilight

Favorite Video Games: Any Sonic Game, Any Harvest Moon, X-men Legends, Any Final Fantasy, Sly Cooper, Kingdom Hearts 1 & 2, Persona 4

Announcements:

1. My computer is still corrupt, but I've worked around it, and updates shall proceed.

Story Status:

MAGIC: I'm very happy with the way its been turning out. Thanks to those who are reviewing.

Sailor Electra: I wish more people viewed and reviewed. I like how it's turning out. Hope you do too. I'm working on a rewrite, just adding a few minor things.

Yu-Gi-Oh ZT: My fourth swing, and it seems a lot better then the other versions. I hope you'll check it out.

A Gift or A Curse?: I hope you all like it.

Our Chronicles of Faeries: I plan on having about 10 different books, roughly 15 chapter each.

Nagoya Mew Mew: This is an OC story where anyone can enter an OC. I'm not accepting anymore Mews, cause I have filled up my slots, but I'd love for you to read it. :)

Stories I'm Thinking About Making:

Constellation Sailors(Sailor Moon): Sailor scouts are being called upon, those who are named after the Constellations in the sky. A new enemy, and new allies. Boy and Girl Sailor Scouts.A remake of my original since it was getting too out of hand, and disorganized.

Bakugan Destinies: Alia and Charlotte are best friends, but distance now separates them. They team up with other Brawlers coincidentally online, but is it really a coincidence?

Endless Nights(Vampire Knight): My take on the series with a new character. Alyon Kamio transfers to Cross Academy oblivious to the existance to Vampires. But when she learns the secret of the Night Class, what fate will be in store for her?

Digimon Online: Enter the Game: Viola and Devon are surfing the Net one day when they find this website. Little do they know this seemingly normal MMORPG will lead them on journey to another world.

Light in the Dawn(Twilight): Basically my take on the Twilight, but there's no Bella. Leona and Melody come to Forks, after being on the run for 3 years. What do they do when their past catches up with them?

Pictures:

Check out these pictures I drew of characters from my fan fics. I only have a few so far, but more to come. You can also click on my homepage, it leads to my DeviantART account.

MAGIC:

Carrol

Nagoya Mew Mew

This section I am dedicating entirely to my new favorite story I'm writing, Nagoya Mew Mew :) It's an OC submission story of mine, but I'm done accepting OCs. It's been fun to write, and I've got a lot of stuff planned, so I hope you all read it and review. :)

Description: Wesley and Eliot have relocated to Nagoya, Japan, where they hope to find new mews, to defend the Earth from a new race of aliens, who have come for something that has been hidden on Earth for millenniums. They must gather 13 Mews, with Aneeta Rolls as their leader, to find it before the aliens to, and use it to take over the universe.(Typical story plot, but I've got a ton of twists!)

Cast So far

Name: Aneeta Rolls

Creator: Marvel Maiden

Gender: Female

Age: 15

Hair: Black, waist-length, straight

Eyes: Blue

Animal DNA: Indiana Bat

Mew Fuku: Violet

Weapon: Jingle Chucks

Name: Kita Nakamura

Creator: AMNProductions

Gender: Female

Age: 11

Hair: Ear-length brown hair, with waist length bangs

Eyes: One blue with silver sparkles, the other silver with blue sparkles

Animal DNA: Black-footed ferret

Mew Fuku: Blood Red

Weapon: Glitter Brush

Name: Tiffany Lachwood

Creator: Cherrie-Sakura

Gender: Female

Age: 17

Hair: Mahogany brown, luscious curls down her back

Eyes: Caramel brown

Animal DNA: Iberian Lynx

Mew Fuku: Dark Pink

Weapon: Mew Phones

Name: Kotona Ususaki

Creator: Amythyst Bryony

Gender: Female

Age: 14

Hair: Light brown, in pigtails

Eyes: Green

Animal DNA: Andean Flamingo

Mew Fuku: Light Pink

Weapon: Cotton Candy Rod

Name: Amaya Parker

Creator: dark-charmer.xo

Gender: Female

Age: 17

Hair: Dark Brown, thick, wavy, chest length

Eyes: Chocolate Brown

Animal DNA: White Tiger

Mew Fuku: White/Light Blue

Weapon: Blizzard Katana

Volumes

I have pictures for my volumes! :)

Volume 1 - Chapters 1 - 5

Volume 2 - Chapters 6 - 10

Volume 3 - Chapters 11 - 15

Volume 4 - Chapters 16 - 19

Playlists

Album 1/Arc 1 - Cover Art Coming Soon

1. Jiriri Kiteru – Berry Koubou (Opening Theme)

2. Koi no Jubaku – Berry Koubou (Closing Theme)

3. No One - Aly and AJ (Aneeta's Theme)

4. Girl's Just Wanna Have Fun – Miley Cyrus (Kita's Theme)

5. First – Lindsy Lohan (Tiffany's Theme)

6. What's new Pussycat? - Tom Jones

7. Numb – Linkin Park (Kotona's Theme)

8. Girlfriend – Avril Lavigne

9. Because of You - Kelly Clarkson (Amaya's Theme)

10. Shawty Get Loose - Lil Mama ft. Chris Brown & T-Pain

11. Don't Stop the Music - Rhiana

Stoled this from ZephyrFriction

List your 10 favorite AUTHORS on the site, then answer the qustions

(not in any specific order)

1. TazzyBizzy

2. LeonSqualls(threw him in here even though he has no stories XD)

3. Lux-Nero

4. ZephyrFriction

5. Lil' Miss Mizzo

6. Immortal x Snow

7. Kitty Kat K.O.

8. Alastor Nightshade

9. Cherrie-Sakura

10.XxXChiharu-Chan-1000-SpringsXx

1) Who would make a better college professor: 6 or 10?

I'd say Mini(6) cause she has more patience, and is nicer then Chu-baka(10) XD And she's better at math!

2) 2 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?

Neo-kun sends Alastor to find him kittie treats, cause I'm not around. XD She's confused, but succeeds.

3) For some reason, 5 is looking for a room-mate. Should they share a studio apartment with 9, or 10?

Mizzo(5) should share an apartment with Chera(9) for sure! I think they'd get along well, and I think they are around the same age as well.

4) What would you do if 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

I would honestly kick her. -_- I love her and all, but she's got just as much energy as I do, and that's saying something. I probably wouldn't be getting back to sleep at all.

5) 6 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

MINI! No! Barlos is in the bathroom across the hallway!

6) 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

HAHAHAHA!! XD I'd say go for it!

7) 2 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

NEO-KITTIE!! (CUDDLE)

8) 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

YAY! I luv you Kitkat(7)!

9) 3 got into the hospital somehow?

He must have did something...he's keeping it a secret though, and not allowing anyone to see him...

10) You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to broke your leg. What does 2 do?

He comforts me while we ride all the way to the hospital!

11) It's your birthday. What will 4 give you?

He'll give me some spell books!

12) You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

I think she'll try and stop me.

13) You're about to marry number 2. What's 1's reaction?

Tiby(1): YAY M&M and Leo!! I'm so happy for you guys!

14) 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

MINI?! 8( A Player?? BAD! What ever happened to Barlos? zaps with lightning

15) You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

She doesn't like it :(

16) 8 thinks he’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her

Dont worry, there's someone out there for everyone. I'm having boyfriend issues too. Come on! let's go see a movie! GIRL'S NIGHT!!

17) You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

8( Pedobear!

18) You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking?

Seeing who's best at video games...Boys. shakes head

19) 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

They end up fighting...

20) If you had to select three of the people above to be a part of your own epic team of Anime hopping heros, who would they be?

Neo-kun(2), Kitkat(7) and Chu-baka(10)! We the animals of the forum! I'm a monkey, Neo-kun and Kitkat are kitties, and Chu-baka's a wookie!

21) You see 1 and 5 sitting under a tree together, what are they doing?

Tiby's probably entertaining Mizzo with forum stories.

22) 4 seems depressed Why so, and how do you cheer them up?

It's Chera again. She hasn't been on the forum in over 2 weeks, and he's worried sick. All I can do really is be on watch, which settles him a little.

23) WHat would happen if 8 and 10 got together to prank 3?

The prank wouldn't fail...they'd end up getting pranked. I'm sure of it!

24) You see 2 passed out on a couch Your reaction?

AW! Neo-kittie! (cuddles)

25) 9 comes to you crying their eyes out. Why and how do you help?

I can't say why. Shh! It's personal.

26) It's kareoke night with you, 2, 7 and 10. What songs are sung by you four?

Neo-kun just meows out of nervousness, Kitkat sings the Black Cat Opening, Chu-baka does something probably related to Final Fantasy, and I hug Neo-kun and sing a cute Kittie song!

27) You see a ghost. who would you go to for help?

Zyou! (hides behind him) Your a man! You don't mind pain! Go for it!

28) If you had to go A: Bungee Jumping, B: Scuba Diving and C: Sky Diving, who would you take with for each activity. (And no chickening out)

I'd go with Tiby!!

29) You accidently walk in on 4 and 5 furiously making out. What is you reaction, if any

...ok leaves

30) You're all alone, in a complete sea of depression. Who'd come along take you by the hand, and show you again that life's worth living?

Tiby and Kitkat and Chera fosho, and maybe even Neo-kun and Zyou would try too!

31) 3 challenges 10 to a duel. What happens?

o.o That would be interesting to see...

32) What might 4 shout whilst charging into battle?

Honestly... No clue

33) If you had to walk home through a bad neighbourhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?

Honestly...Kitkat.

34) 1 and 9 reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 6's secret organization. 7 volunteers to help them, but is later discovered to be a spy for 6. Meanwhile, 6 has kidnapped 4 in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5, they seek out 2, who gives them what they need to complete their quest. Any comments? And if this were afanfic, what title would you give it?

...too much energy to try and understand this!

35) What would 5 most likely be arrested for?

Having awesome fics!

MY FORUM FAMILY!! (NOT QUITE FINISHED YET AND I'M HORRIBLE AT DESCRIBING PEOPLE)

ZephyrFiction - Zyou Onii-chan! He's the one who invited me to the forum. He's caring, nice, but can't help but pull the occasional inappropriate joke, just like any other guy. XP He's cool in my book, but he did have a tendency to bug me to hell about updates. Good thing he's over that. XD He once complained about not having Kun on the end of his name like Neo-kun and Reed-kun, I only grinned and sang "Zyou-chan"! XD He's like the big brother I never had.

Tazzybizzy - Hmmmm...What to say about my dear friend Tiby. She's awesomess. XD She likes to come to for advice, making me feel like an older sister, but we also talk about other stuff, making her like one of my best friends. She's a joy to talk to, and we always come up with something funny to laugh about. XD She's like a little sister. :) One that's better behaved then the one i have. :P

LeonSqualls - NEO-KUN!! X3 He's so cute! He's my Neo-kittie! But seriously, he is cute. From the little things he says, to his reactions to certain things. He's shy! XD I talk to him A LOT on MSN, and I'd have to say, he's one the people I talk to the most about certain things(rivaling Zyou and Tiby). I'd love to meet him in person. He said he'd hug me all the time. Kikii! He is now my husband! X3 On the forum anyways. :) We got married on Dec 2/09.

XxXChiharu-Chan-1000-SpringsXx - O_o It's the baka! CHU-baka! XD Thats right, her nickname sounds like the wookie man himself. Interesting story how she got it, but thats a story for another day. Yes we have our differences and disagreement (cough) a lot of them (cough) but we still on good terms with each other. She's quite funny actually, and I'm always bugging her about her BF and Jerkbutt. XP She's like a cousin. Someone I'd talk to, but not be seen with at school.

RED-EYED STIK - Reed-kun is my banana supplier. XD He gives me them once a week when his parents go grocery shopping. He's an...interesting person. Doesn't talk about much, mostly this and that, but knows a lot of crazy math stuff. XP He's cool to talk to, but I don't know a whole lot about him... I'd have to say he's like a cousin too.

Immortal x Snow - It's MINI! X) Mini is the...second newest? Or did she come after Neo-kun?? Nope, she came before, so yeah second newest. She's awesome! XD She's so fun to talk to, and so cute, and always feels like she's being ignored, when shes not. Aww. X3 Shes UBER obsessed with Veda(forget who that is now XP), along with all these other characters from that show. And became sorta recognized as the Lime writer, even though she only wrote one. XD She's like the kind of friend who's over your house so much, she might as well be part of the family. Like she calls your mom "mom" and everything, and goes right into the fridge. XP

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

This is so cute and true!

Your One and Only Wish.

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green.

3. your first initial?

4. your month of birth?

5. which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. your favorite number?

8. do you like California of Florida more?

9. do you like the lake or ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one.)

Are you done? If so, scroll down (Don't cheat!)

The Answers

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and you life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If you're initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and you love life is soon to blossom

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If You were born in:

Jan-Mar: The year will for very well for you and you will discover the you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr-June: you will have a strong love relationship that will no long but the memories will last forever

July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you and you will be glad for the change.

white: You will have a friend who completely confides in ykou and would do anything for you but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to you friends and you love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you Re-post this bulletin in one hours and it will come true before your next birthday!

THE KH SURVEY

(Please copy and paste this onto your profile and answer the questions! Axel says to spread the KH fever!)

SECTION ONE: The "Favorite" Questions

1. Your favorite KH guy?

Riku

2. Your favorite KH girl?

Yuffie

3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?

All the Ansem/Xehanort guys(minus Ansem the Wise)

4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?

Maleficent, hello? EVIL!

5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Halloweentown, I love the costumes

6. Least Favorite World?

The World That Never Was

7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Star Seeker, its pretty

8. Least Favorite Weapon?

Xaldin's Lances, those were so annoying!

9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Mushu

10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)

11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why?

SoraxKairi and RoxasxNamine

12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?

I guess RikuxKairi

13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em.

Um...no

14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?

RikuxMickey

15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have?

I'll think of one later

16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Riku

SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory?

No

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?

No

19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?

No

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?

Why would I?

SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!

21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why?

Namine! Cause the Olette he knew was only part of a program, and he's meant to be with Namine.

22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?

That of course its set in the past, and Ven is related to Sora.

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?

No, I liked it, it would have been weird without it.

24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?

RIKU!

25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?

Sora, cause I love adventure, and want to escape from the little prison I'm in.

26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?

Um...nothing

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?

No, but if I did, I'd cosplay Tifa, I may do it for Halloween this year :)

28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?

When the trio run up the stairs in Hallow Bastion in KH1 and find Kairi on the floor. Sora and Donald make it through the barrier, but Goofy doesn't making him fall. lol It makes me laugh every time.

29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?

For me, evil Riku after you find Kairi on the floor

30. What was a good edition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?

The new worlds

SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...

Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" in unacceptable!!

31. Hayner or Pence?

Hayner

32. Zexion or Marluxia?

Zexion

33. Riku or Roxas?

Riku

34. Roxas or Sora?

Sora

35. Axel of Demyx?

Axel

36. Kairi or Larxene?

Kairi

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?

Who are AkuRoku?

38. Namixas or Namiku?

Namixas

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?

40. SoKai or SoRiku?

SoKai

41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?

Sea Salt Ice Cream

42. Cloud or Leon?

Cloud

43. CloTi of Clerith?

CloTi

44. Simple and Clean or Passion?

Simple and Clean

SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!!

45. List all the KH character you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy charcter as well)

Riku, Cloud, um...I actually think that's it :S

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?

The Matrix/KH

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!

Idk

48. Which new KH game can you abosolutely NOT wait for?

KH 358/2 Days

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?

KH2, The worlds, and the plot

50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?

The cool way the incorporated famous Disney movies together with amazing FF characters and oc's.

THANK YOU FOR TAKING THIS SURVEY! PLEASE POST THIS ON YOUR PROFILE WITH YOUR ANSWERS, ALONG WITH YOUR NAME AT THE BOTTOM OF THIS SURVEY! SPREAD THE KH-FEVER ACROSS FANFICTION.NET!

Marvel Maiden

Random This or That

Blue or Red?

Blue

Purple or Green?

Purple

Lake or Ocean?

Lake

Party or Ball?

Ball

Black or White?

Black

Orange or Hot Pink?

Orange

Salad or Fries?

Fries

Italian or Chinese?

Italian

Casual or Dressy?

Casual

10,20,30?

10

Late at night or Early in the morning?

Early Morning

Lipstick or Eyeliner?

Eyeliner

Gold or Silver?

Silver

Dangley or Studs?

Studs

Clean Freak or Messy?

Messy

Morning or Night?

Morning

School or Home?

School

Mansion or House?

Mansion

Ballet flats or dangerous high heels?

Ballet flats

A little Twilight survey

Which book in the series is your favorite?
Breaking Dawn, because Bella is finally a vampire

How long did it take you to read them?
Twilight - 3 days
New Moon - 3 days
Eclipse - 3 days
Breaking Dawn - 3 days

Who introduced you to the books?
My friends got me into them.

Did you buy them, borrow them, or just read them?
I borrowed the first three, and bought the fourth the day it came out.

Who is your favorite character(s)?
EDWARD!! and Alice

Who is your favorite vampire?
EDWARD!!

Who is your favorite werewolf?
Seth. I hate Jacob with a passion!

What is your favorite quote from the stories?
I don't remember any, I'll have to look for them.

Your favorite Edward and Bella moment?
When Edward first kisses Bella. sigh

Your favorite Jacob and Bella moment?
I don't have one. I hate Jacob.

Favorite Alice and Bella moment?

When Alice gets Bella ready for her wedding.

What was your favorite adventure/battle?
When Bella runs to save Edward's life.

Which book cover is your favorite?
I liked Breaking Dawn's cover.

Are these books among your favorite books of all?
They were, until I read other vamp books, like House of Night and Blue Bloods. Sorry Steph.

Random This or That Twilight Interview

Twilight or New Moon?

Twilight

New Moon or Eclipse?

Eclipse

Eclipse or Twilight?

Eclipse

Are you more excited about Breaking Dawn or Midnight Sun?

Midnight Sun. Can't wait to read Edward's view.

Midnight Sun or the Twilight Movie?

Midnight Sun. Hated the movie, but I still enjoyed it a bit.

Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob?

EDWARD HANDS DOWN!!

Who do you like more

Bella or Edward?

EDWARD! Get lost Bella, he's MINE!

Bella or Jacob?

I'm gunna have to say Bella, cause as I said before, I hate Jacob.

Bella or Alice?

Alice! Gotta love her.

Alice or Jacob?

Alice. Again, I hate Jacob, and Alice is a million times funner!

Rosalie or Alice?

Alice, we could have a fun sleepover party!

Jasper or Alice?

Alice

Jasper or Edward?

EDWARD! I choose him over every other character.

Emmett or Edward?

Edward!

Carlisle or Esme?

Toughie, I'll go with Carlisle. He's cool.

Emmett or Jasper?

I guess I'll choose Emmett. It'd be funny making bets with him.

Emmett or Jacob?

Emmet fo sho.

Bella or Rosalie?

I'll pick Rosalie.

Esme or Charlie?

Esme

Charlie or Carlisle?

Carlisle

Charlie or Billy?

Billy, he's awesome!

Jacob or Sam?

Sam, I'd choose any wolf over Jacob.

Sam or Quil?

Quil

Quil or Embry?

I guess Quil. I don't really pay attention to the wolf stuff

Who's the better villain: James or Victoria?

James

Werewolves or Vampires?

Vampires all the way!

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!

- Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.

- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her

- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid.

- Give her the world.

- Let her wear your clothes.

- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.

- Let her know she's important.

- Kiss her in the pouring rain.

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :

Call you.

Kiss you.

Love you.

Text you.

If i dont call you
Its because i'm waiting for you to call me

When i walk away from you mad
Follow me

When i stare at your mouth
Kiss me

When i push you or hit you
Grab me and dont let go

When i start cussing at you
Kiss me and tell me you love me

When im quiet
Ask me whats wrong

When i ignore you
Give me your attention

When i pull away
Pull me back

When you see me at my worst
Tell me i'm beautiful

When you see me start crying
Hold me and tell me everything will be alright

When you see me walking
Sneak up and hug my waist from behind

When i'm scared
Protect me

When i lay my head on your shoulder
Tilt my head up and kiss me

When i grab at your hands
Hold mine and play with my fingers

When i tease you
Tease me back and make me laugh

When i dont answer for a long time
reassure me that everything is okay

When i look at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When i say that i like you
I really do more than you could understand

When i bump into you
bump into me back and make me laugh

When i tell you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When i look at you in your eyes
dont look away until i do

When i miss you
i'm hurting inside

When you break my heart
the pain never really goes away

When i say its over
i still want you to be mine

Here's a little test for you to find out if your OC is a Mary Sue:

1. Is their name in Japanese and/ or is it really long? No

2. Does a canon character easily fall in love with them? No

3. Is everyone fond of them? No, but some are

4. Do they have more perfections than flaws? No

5. Are they more powerful than most of the canon characters? No

6. Does every person of the opposite gender think they're cute/ hot/ pretty? No, but some do

7. Are they constantly described in your story as "wonderful/ gorgeous/ beautiful/ swift/ the best"? No

8. Do they have more than just a couple talents/ powers? No

9. Do they have some sob story on how their parents died and how growing up was miserable? No

10. Do they have great hair, beautiful eyes, awesome body, and a supposed "great personality"? Great hair and eyes, yes

If you answered "yes" to 3/4 or more of these questions, then your OC truly is a Mary Sue.

I did this for my OC Aneeta Rolls from Nagoya Mew Mew.

I'M SORRY
that you think the Jonas Brothers are gay
and only because they dont talk about hooking
up with girls in their music.

I'M SORRY
that you think they are pansies,
and only because they aren't cussing
at us through their music.

I'M SORRY
that you joke at me for being in love with them
and only because you dont know them,
and haven't given them a chance.

I'M SORRY
That they call girls beautiful instead of sexy,
so you think that they are wussies
and only because you dont have the guts to
call us beautiful instead, too.

I'M SORRY
That you think their music sucks
and only because they arent talking about
getting drunk or high.

And most of all I'M SORRY
that you haven't even given them a chance.
You haven't even listened to their music. And
you haven't even thought about the fact that
girls LOVE when guys act like the Jonas Brothers do,
Ya know? Kind, Polite and Like Gentleman. PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU AGREE!

you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: Kai from Beyblade, Yami from Yu-Gi-Oh!, Edward Cullen from twilight, Kaname Kuran from Vampire Knight, Eric Night from House of Night, Zain from Hawksong

valentine poem:

i asked god for a flower he gave me a bouqet,

i asked god for a minute he gave me a day,

i asked god for true love he gave me that too,

i asked god for an angel and he gave me you.

A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.

Girl:Slow down, i'm scared.

Guy:No, this is fun.

Girl:No it's not, please, it's so scary.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl:I love you, slow down.

Guy:Now give me a big hug

She gave him a big hug

Guy:Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me

The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people
were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this in your profile.

THIS IS SO CUTE!
girl: Talk to her!
boy: I don't know. She won't ever like me.
girl: Don't say that. You're amazing.
boy: I just want her to know how I feel.
girl: Then tell her.
boy: She won't like me...
girl: How do you know that?
boy: I can just tell.
girl: Well just tell her.
boy: What should I say?
girl: Tell her how much you like her!
boy: I tell her that daily.
girl: What do you mean?
boy: I'm always with her. I love her.
girl: I know how you feel. I have the same problem, but he'll never like me...
boy: Wait. Who do you like?
girl: Oh some boy.
boy: Oh... she won't like me either
girl: She does.
boy: How do you know..?
girl : Because, who wouldn't like you?
boy:you.
girl: You're right, I dont like you, I love you
boy: I love you too.
girl: So are you going to talk to her?
boy: I just did.

Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been recieved.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Akihiro Asamoto, Corvin, Emo-GothFreak,Cheeseeatingsurrenderrat, silentscream16, 7sasukesprincess7, Hanajimaa, BrokenAngel363, Evil-Angel666, Kickass-Sina, Marvel Maiden,

Let this be a lesson to those who stick on lables.
Copy and paste this into your profile if you hate people who lable. THe bold ones are your own.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I MUST be gay too.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.(I actually do :P)
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE (or try not to), so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I CHOOSE NOT TO FIGHT, so I MUST be a pushover
I'm a BIG GUY, so i MUST be a domineering bully
I WRITE FANFICTION, so i MUST not have a life