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since: 11-18-06, id: 1167677
country: United States
Author has written 8 stories for RENT, Vampires, Harry Potter, and Batman Begins/Dark Knight.

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Name: Rossana

Birthday: September 2, 1992

Fave Pairings:

Mo/Jo

Angel/Collins

Roger/Mimi

Mark/Scarf

Benny/no one/maybe Allison if I'm in a good mood

Remus/Sirius

Harry/Draco

Lestat/Louis

Least Favorite Pairings:

James/Remus/Sirius (James marries Lily)

Maureen/anyone but Joanne

Joanne/anyone but Maureen

Angel/anyone but Collins

Collins/anyone but Angel

Lestat/Armand (ewww)

Best Quotes ever!!!

"Ok, someone just asked me to sign a wooden stake... It was totally awesome"! -Gerard Way doubled over in laughter.

"Oh My God!!! It's a cage for the hamsters that I'm going to buy! It's so perfect"!!! - Gerard Way while opening a Christmas present, hugging it, and screaming in a very high pitched voice

"I'm fingering her hole... no not like that"!!! - me while touching the hole in my friend's jeans

"Wanna touch my pants, they're fuzzy" - Adriana "But it's not Tuesday yet" - Me

"I'm Arry, Arry Potter. This is what I learned at Ogwarts. Accio (looks around for something to charm) Dumpster. AGGGHHHHHH"!!! (as imaginary dumpster comes hurtling through the air) - Adriana

"We're Tuesday people" - my friends

"I'd rather be a creature of the night than an old dude" - Gerard Way

"If you're gonna buy me a present, don't spend more than 25 bucks on it. You're gonna get a blowjob anyway" - Gerard Way

"Look at me with my pretty bracelet and tiara... I'm a fucking Princess" - Gerard being well... Gerard

(Actual Conversation between Gerard, Frank, and Bob of My Chemical Romance)

Bob: It's really scary seeing someone gettin attacked by mooses

Frank: You idiot, the plural of moose isn't mooses it's moosi

Gerard: Fuck you guys, it's meese

"If you think you're better than a girl in a Green Day t-shirt you are sorely mistaken - Gerard

" If your parents are like really shitty and say that you have to disect a frog even if you don't want to then you should definately call PETA or something" - Gerard on the unfairness of disecting frogs in high schools

There's less violence in the world when people are using hula-hoops - Mikey Way

Yeah, I had a headache and it was really bad. I was in a gas station and there was a pot of coffee and I looked at it for about a minute and then my brother (looks at Gerard evily) got a coffee and taunted me - Mikey

People think that moose are really cute and goofy but their not, they're fucking animals - Bob

Oh, on time we got held hostage! - Frank

If I revealed my secret identity the world would go to shit - Frank

Jessica Rabbit is a joke. Betty Boop was there first - me having a random convo with my mom

Ahhh ice down my bra! Oh well, I'll just pretend it's Gerard - Me while playing in the snow with my friends (i know we're sooo mature)

My dream has come true! Gerard is doing a sexy ass dance!!! - me while watching Gerard's sexy ass dance!

Well I hope that u like my stories! read them damnit!!!

speaking of stories, anyone who is reading my story disenchanted and would like to know what I think Laurine looks like follow the link to get an idea: http://photos16.flickr.com/21294798_6227d0d174_m.jpg

I saw this on Em4Frank's profile on Mibba and I thought that it was appropriate since i love RENT fics.

HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school.
It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"
---IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS---

No day but Today!!!

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1. In Which Everyone Gets Snogged but Peter reviews
Sirius/Remus not your cup of tea - don't read! Rated T for sexual insinuation and British snarkiness. Oneshot in which James is straight and obnoxious, Remus is oddly sadistic, Sirius is a willing lackey, and Peter passes out numerous times
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-14-09 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete
2. FunHouse » reviews
Nolanverse Joker and my version of a nolanverse Harley. Their relationship how it begins and develops. Read and review please! rated M for violence nd sex probably
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,686 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 7-13-09 - Published: 3-13-09 - Joker
3. I Could be Your Angel » reviews
title subject to change. My version of a Nolan verse Harley. Harley remembers waking up in Arkham but doesn't know how she got there in the first place. When she finds out will she go back to the Joker or attempt to live a normal life? Read and find out!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,533 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 12-21-08 - Published: 10-30-08 - Joker
4. Who Wants to Live Forever? » reviews
rlsb slash AU Sirius becomes sick with a deadly virius. Will Remus be able to handle it? Will their relationship stand it? What about when Remus learns how Sirius got the virus? READ TO FIND OUT! flame and die...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,450 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 2-28-08 - Published: 10-15-07 - Sirius B. & Remus L.
5. Of Pranks and Homophobia » reviews
RLSB slash! Peter adores Remus and Sirius. But he's homophobic. What happens when they play a prank on him pretending to be gay? Will it evolve into true love? Find out! R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 67 - Updated: 6-12-07 - Published: 4-30-07 - Remus L. & Sirius B.
6. Disenchanted » reviews
Lestat's latest companion the vampire Laurine. my first vamp fic so please be kind. basically Laurine's story of the great romance that had happened between her and Lestat. takes place a while after QOTD but before body thief.put to the song disenchante
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,070 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 4-7-07 - Published: 2-2-07
7. Sleepover! » reviews
What involved liquor, DDR, spin the bottle and truth or dare? Give up? A SLEEPOVER! the Bohos have a sleepover at the loft. rated T for safeness
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-18-07 - Published: 2-10-07
8. A Very Boho Christmas » reviews
About how the bohos celebrate Christmas. canon pairings. A bit fluffy in the beginning. Rated T for some language and some sex stuff. plz R&R some flames ok! FOURTH CHAPTER IS UP!
RENT - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,785 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 1-5-07 - Published: 12-17-06 - Complete
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