IMPORTANT NOTICE: To the five people that I owe one-shots, I'm sorry that it's taking so long, I'm behind in the 1000 theme challenge, and I'm trying to get back on schedule, but it's hard, so please bear with me. I'll try to get them up as soon as possible. Thanks.

NUMBER OF FINISHED THEMES: 80

I don't care if you flame me, I really honestly don't, if you flame me I'll keep it for laughs, or use it to fuel myself to write more! So go ahead!

Name: Crystal Gem

Gender: female

Age: 20

B-day: 5/14/1987

Pet peeves: trolls (people who e-mail/review just to make people mad), parings that should never ever exist (example, link/sheik), people who think they write good romance but they suck at it, and flamers who flame for no reason.

Favorite pairings:

Fruits basket: tohru/kyo, yuki/machi, shigure/ayame/hatori, shigure/mii, haru/rin, uo/cureno, kisa/hiro

Inu-Yasha: Inu-Yasha/kagome, miroku/sango, kikyo/death

Ultra Maniac: ayu/tetsushi, nina/hiroki, nina/yuta

Ranma ½: Ranma/akane

Tokyo Mew Mew: Ichigo/kisshu, Ichigo/ryou, lettuce/pai, lettuce/ryou, mint/zakuro, keiichiro/zakuro, pai/zakuro, pudding/taruto, Masaya/death.

Saint Tail: Meimi/Asuka Jr.

Slayers: Lina/zel, Lina/gourry, gourry/amelia, Amelia/zel, gourry/syphiel

Card Captor Sakura: Sakura/syaoran, eriol/tomoyo, toya/yukito

DNAngel: daisuke/riku, daisuke/risa, daisuke/dark

Code Lyoko: Jeremy/aeilta, Ulrich/yumi

Love Hina: keitaro/naru

Loveless: Ritsuka/soubi, Ritsuka/yuiko

Ah! My Goddess: Keiichi/beldandy

Naruto: Naruto/sasuke, Sakura/ino, Hinata/kiba

Gravitation: Yuki/shuichi

FMA: ed/winrey, ed/envy, and now roy/ed (mintpizzaqueen got me into it)

Gundam Wing: Duo/Heero, Quarte/Trowa

Ouran HS Host Club: Haruhi/Tamaki, Hikaru/Kaoru, Honey/Mori

Kitchen Princess: Najika/Daichi

Juvenile Orion: Mana/Kaname

Favorite manga: Fruits Basket, Ultra Maniac, Ranma ½, Inu-Yasha, Loveless, Love Hina, Saint Tail, DNAngel, Card Captor Sakura, Tokyo Mew Mew, Slayers, Sugar Sugar Rune, Boy Princess, Tactics, Vampire Game, La Esperanca, Rurouni Kenshin, Sequence, Pixie Pop, Naruto, Gravitation, FMA, After School Nightmare, King of Hell, Disgaea, Moon Boy, Beyond my Touch, Mugen Spiral, Ouran High School Host Club, Kitchen Princess, Juvenile Orion, Kaiken Phrase, Tail of the Moon, Chobits, Gundam Wing, Absolute Boyfriend, Cupid Delivery, Penguin Revolution, Because I'm the Goddess, Until the full moon, Full moon wo Sagashite.

Favorite Anime: Fruits Basket, Ranma ½, Inu-Yasha, Loveless, Love Hina, Saint Tail, DNAngel, Card Captor Sakura, Tokyo Mew Mew, Slayers, Naruto, Spirited away, Disgaea, FMA, Case Closed, Princess Mononoke, Kaiken Phrase, Ouran High School Host Club, Full moon wo sagashite, and Ah! My Goddess.

Favorite movies/musicals: Rent, Chicago, Pirates of the Caribbean Curse of the Black Pearl, Pirates of the Caribbean Dead Man’s Chest, Pirates of the Caribbean at Worlds End, I now pronounce you Chuck and Larry, Little Miss Sunshine, Superbad, Good Luck Chuck, Knocked up, Even Almighty, and Mr. Woodcock.

Favorite books: Time Travelers wife, The Red Tent, Lovely Bones, Harry Potter (1-7), My Sister's Keeper, Dragon’s Blood, Heart’s Blood, A Sending of Dragons, The Pact, Hawks Harbor, Twilight, New Moon, Inkheart, and Inkspell.

To Do List

1) Finish Controlling thePast

2) Start sequel for my Zelda story

3) write one-shots for:

4) write sequel for Green Sprouts and Naruto

Stories

Sakura’s Sweet New Year- Complete

New power- Complete

Legend of Zelda: Rise of the Twilight- Complete

Furuba Days- Complete

Inuyasha's Tale of Tails- Complete

Green Sprouts- Complete

Scroll of the Kyuubi no Kitsune- Complete

The Vampire and the Thief- Chapter 2 up (On hold until further notice)

Controlling the Past- Chapter three up

Stories completed

Sakura’s Sweet New Year- started- 1/1/07 finished- 1/1/07

New Power- started- 6/18/07 finished- 7/5/07

Legend of Zelda: Rise of the Twilight- started- 7/6/07 finished- 7/9/07

Furuba Days- started- 7/10/07 finished- 7/15/07

Inuyasha's Tale of Tails- started- 7/17/07 finished- 7/31/07

Green Sprouts- started- 7/22/07 finished- 8/6/07

Scroll of the Kyuubi no Kitsune- started- 8/5/07 finished- 8/20/07

Funny Things My Friends and I Have Done

Khito: I'll use Rapidshit.

Me: What?

Khito: ...

Me: -laughing hysterically-

Khito: Shut up! I meant Rapid Share!

Me: -still laughing hysterically-

Khito: Look. -holds up celery from really spicy stir fry-

Meluny: pfft!

Me: It-it looks like a...a...

Khito: Sperm -wiggles the stringy tail-

Meluny: -on the floor laughing really hard and rolling-

Me: -turning purple from laughing-

Meluny: -pees pants from laughing too hard-

Me: -almost unconscious from lack of oxygen-

Meluny: -comes down from changing and eats the sperm celery-

Khito: -is now the one on the floor laughing really hard and rolling-

Me: -gasp- Oh -gasp- My -gasp- God -gasp- -starts laughing really hard again-

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Stop Flamers Now!

No more shall we tolerate flamers that flame for stupid reasons such as for pairings, who wrote the story, and just because they can!

Copy and paste this into your profile if you want to join the organization called "Stop Flamers Now!"

Stop the Pairing Wars!

By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people whom like them.

You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else.

You shalt have your opinions but shalt not insult pairings. You shalt avoid them if you hate them.

You shalt keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing.

You shalt paste this in your profile.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosndoesn't, drone, rosin, son" / 't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh?

Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you can read that please put it in your profile.

You know you live in 2006 (2007) when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

Thank you for visiting my profile, don’t forget to read my stories and keep checking back for more!

~ Crystal

The one and only