-I've got nothing better to do, people!-

Kuchiki-san SharinganUser21 Headstrong21 Green Apples Are Nice Black Rainbow Danielle007 telekinesis95

...This profile shall be long.

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Dear Readers,

Attempting to improve my (innumerable) writing flaws by reading more fanfics and novels.

Don't read any of my -dumped!- fanfics; aka crap written by a naive retard.

Be back soon. (And that's an understatement, coming from me...)

telekinesis95, 18/September/09

P.S. =Reads Naruto manga= Even though darkness is surrounding Sasuke-chan, I still think he's a sweet little boy at heart!

QUOTES (Don't we all love 'em?) :D Just some free things I happily stole from everyone...

The only exercise you get is from jumping to conclusions.

Do that again and I’ll give you a paper cut in front of Jasper.

I dream of a better world...where chickens can cross roads without having their morals questioned.

Nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.

I got an A in philosophy because I proved my professor doesn’t exist.

-High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted gruesome on screen torture. The other was about a guy with a saw.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

I stopped fighting my inner demons... We're on the same side now!

My Mother Taught Me

1. My mother taught me RELIGION.

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

3. My mother taught me LOGIC.

"Because I said so, that's why."

4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.

"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.

"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

6. My mother taught me IRONY.

"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

7. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.

"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.

"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.

"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

10. My mother taught me about WEATHER.

"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.

"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

"Stop acting like your father!"

14. My mother taught me about ENVY.

"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.

"Just wait until we get home."

16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.

"You are going to get it when you get home!"

17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.

"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

18. My mother taught me ESP.

"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

19. My mother taught me HUMOR.

"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.

"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

21. My mother taught me GENETICS.

"You're just like your father."

22. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.

"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

23. My mother taught me WISDOM.

"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

24. My mother taught me SHAPE-SHIFTING.

"You'll turn into a sausage if you eat any more.

25. My mother taught me CONSEQUENCES.

"If you don't tidy your room, there'll be hell to pay."

26. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

I love my mother!