So, I'm a girl. And I'm 19. And I live in the U.S.

My favorite two expressions that I probably say more than anything are "suck it" and "I'll kill a bitch".

I'm kinda vulgar and crass and really fucking sarcastic.

I know I'm in the minority here, but I can't stand Edward a la Twilight. He's just so fucking sensitive and shit. It's annoying. I'm more of a fan of Emmett's in the book.
What I do like is some AH/AU fanfiction Edward, where he's confident bordering on arrogant and sarcastic as shit. :D

Biggest Pet Peeve:
People who talk during movies. I mean, Seriously? Seriously?

Biggest Fanfiction Pet Peeves:
People who don't use contractions. Especially in dialogue. I am = I'm. Not that hard, ya know?
No commas and/or excessive commas.
Incorrect use of you're/your. Ah! Get it right, people.
All dialogue and no background or substance.
Major spelling errors. I get accidents happen. But when you spell Emmett with one t or m everyfuckingtime it drives me crazy.

Likes: used books, red nail polish, sunglasses, gender studies, art supply stores, energy candles, Urban Outfitters, sour patch kids, film, vulgar bumper stickers, maps, peace signs, Fedex Office, my car... etc. I'm a pretty simple person at heart.

Music - Bob Dylan, The Beatles, Radiohead, Bat For Lashes, The Raconteurs, Cage the Elephant, Emmy the Great, Ryan Adams, Eric Clapton, Belle and Sebastian... so much more.

Movies - American Beauty, Spiderman, The Motorcycle Diaries, The Hangover, Lost in Translation, Lord of the Rings, Into the Wild, I'm Not There, Wedding Crashers, LA Confidential, The Usual Suspects, and anything by Martin Scorcese, Woody Allen, Bryan Singer, Sophia Coppola, or Michael Moore.

TV - It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Mentalist, NCIS, Bones, Alias, The Office, Psych, and Law and Order SVU.

I would list the books I like also, but the would take way too long. I read everything.