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Oh what is there to say about me? I'm prone to panic attacks(getting help), clinically depressed (on meds) and a little ocd (self medicating). Fanfic lets me spew all the random stuff in my brain out so other people can see it and tell me I'm not crazy. I am devoted to charmed (as my name suggests) but I have a strong anime streak and am also helpless against my boyfriend when he asks me to post stuff for him, so not all the stuff under my name is mine. I am brutally opposed to flamers, sasusaku, and sad endings. My favorite couples are as follows: phoebe and cole, piper and leo, paige and richard, buffy and angel (I know I've never written a buffy fic but I like the show), oz and willow, xander and cordelia, naruto and hinata, sakura and rock lee (they are meant to be, deal with it sasuke!), neji and tenten (even though she's too good for him), shikamaru and temari, gaara and matsuri, ino and choji, and tsunade and jiraiya.

I try to make it a point to review everything I read in the hopes that other people will do the same. All writers love feedback, even negative feedback, and I am no exception. If you read my shit, PLEASE REVIEW!

Oh, and for those of you who are wondering about my gender (aparently some people think I'm a dude), I am a girl. I am sixteen, and I am a fat blond bitch. That is all you get to know about me.

Hey my loyal readers! My psychotic lover KurosunanoKazuo and I have cowritten a story about our OCs! It involves Usagi and Mizu from Golden and my newest OC Aiko Kazumi! Its listed under Shikatema M rated romance, since they're also an integral part of the story.

QUICK, GO TO THIS WEB ADDRESS! NOW! : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmaqB0x1W4U&NR=1&feature=fvwp

Ok, so I had to write this down somewhere. I created an oc kid for shikamaru and temari, 2 years old when I first made him up, but I just started thinking about what he would be like when he got older, and so I just had to write this here until I could find some story to put it in :

Shikashi had that nervous tick, most obvious when he was playing shogi. He'd run his thumb over the pads of his fingers, then flick his wrist so they'd slap against his palm. It was the same way Temari used to do it, furling and unfurling a fan. When he did it you could see her sparkle of impatience in his eyes. Or when he'd blink twice, then tilt his head to the side and stare unblinkingly at you for what seemed hours. It was a psychological trick, he did it almost without thought. Just the way that she used to. To look at a picture of Shikamaru's eldest son, one would say he was the spitting image of his father. They thought alike too. But his micro expressions, his nervous habits, he got them all from her, his mother.

MY LISTMANIA!!:

Five Reasons for Phoebe and Cole!

1. The age old argument, He loved her first.

2. He is her longest standing relationship.

3. He did some pretty bad stuff but in the end he didn't take advantage of Piper when he could have used her to get back to Phoebe's dimension.

4. He valued her happiness more than anything else and wanted her to find love even if it was with another guy (Drake).

5. Her marriage to Coop is cheesy, set up, prearranged, artificial bullshit!

Five Reasons Angel is NOT Meant to Be With Cordelia!

1. He is supposed to be with Buffy. Where the hell have you been if you don't know that?

2. She is supposed to be with Xander. I don't care about Anya, she was annoying and now she's dead.

3. He never stalked her (specifically) while he was Angelus. We all know he stalks the girl he truly loves when he's evil.

4. The whole thing with Xander and Willow was a fluke, and Cordelia way overreacted. It was one fucking kiss, in a moment of peril, between two friends with a long and complex relationship. It didn't go anywhere, neither of them felt anything, and Oz forgave Willow. Get over it Cordelia.

5. Cordelia specifically said "We missed our moment." Any chance they ever had of having even a cheap immitation of a relationship is over now. The end. Goodbye. Go back to Buffy and Xander, Hecate knows they're waiting for you.

My Top Five Favorite Naruto Characters!

1. NARUTO!! (Woohoo! Go Naruto!)

2. Hinata! (You go girl!)

3. Rock Lee! (Keep fighting Tiger!)

4. Gaara! (You poor poor poor baby!)

5. Sakura! (I believe in you!)

My Top Five Most Hated Naruto Characters! (Subject to Change)

1. Sasuke (I fucking hate him.)

2. Hiashi (Because he's a child abuser.)

3. Orochimaru (For obvious reasons.)

4. Madara (Again, its obvious.)

5. Neji (pre-chuunin exams. I put him last because he was a complete ass hole but he did get better. I had to put him in though, mainly because I just find him really annoying.)

The Naruto Girls!(In order of merit)

1. Hinata (Yay! Go Hinata!)

2. Tenten (Because she doesn't get enough kudos.)

3. Sakura (Because she doesn't get enough love.)

4. Temari (I'm sorry I put her fourth, but Hinata fucking RULES, Tenten doesn't get enough attention and Sakura doesn't get enough love.)

5. Ino (It's not that I dislike her, I just don't like her. She's just kinda there.)

Five Reasons Sakura and Sasuke Should NOT Be Together!

1. He treats her like shit. She deserves better!

2. Lee obviously loves her more. Where have you been if you don't know that?

3. It would totally RUIN her friendship with Ino.

4. It would totally RUIN his friendship with Naruto.

5. He's EVIL now, (personally I think he always was, but now its official. Hahaha, CALLED IT!)

Okay, because I watched a totally lame episode of Naruto where they put up the randomest selection of fights as the "top 5" I made my own list!

The Top Five Naruto Battles!

1. Naruto vs. Sasuke (Winner: . . . I still maintain it was a tie, but some people disagree. idk, it was just epic.)

2. Naruto vs. Gaara (Winner: Naruto)

3. Rock Lee vs. Gaara (Winner: Gaara)

4. Naruto vs. Neji (Winner: Naruto)

5. Hinata vs. The Giant Queen Bee (Winner: Hinata)

My Top 5 Favorite Villains (From all my shows)

1. Cole from Charmed (I don't think he really counts, but if you count him he'd be my favorite.)

2. Drusilla from Buffy the Vampire Slayer (Because she's crazed.)

3. Deidara from Naruto (Because he's an artist.)

4. Spike from Buffy the Vampire Slayer (Because he has shown amazing capacity for love.)

5. Sasori from Naruto (Because there's so much you can do with him in fanfics!)

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kissing is healthy.

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it's good to cry.

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we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been recieved.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted.

:Your One and Only Wish

Do it one by one. Don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3.Your first initial?

4.Your month of birth?

5.Which color do you like more, black or white?

6.Name of a person of the same sex as yours?

7.Your favorite number?

8.Do you like California or Florida more?

9.Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10.Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down.

(don't cheat

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2.If you choose:

Red: You're alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K:You have a lot of love and friendship in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.:The year will go by very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June:You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.:You will have a great year and experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great but you'll eventually find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose:

Black: Your life will take on a different direction,it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7.This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8.If you choose...

California:You like adventure

Florida:You are a laid back person.

9.If you choose...

Lake:You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean:You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10.This wish will only come true if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

This is a story about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, copy and paste this into your profile:

My name is Sarah I am but three,
My eyes are swollen I cannot see,
I must be stupid I must be bad,
What else could have made my daddy so mad?
I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up all the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark; my folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just one whipping tonight
Don't make a sound! I just heard a car
My daddy is back from Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse; my name he calls
I press myself against the wall.
I try and hide from his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now; I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping he shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault that he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me and yells at me more,
I finally get free and I run for the door.
He's already locked it and I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor with my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues with more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream... but its now much too late
His face has been twisted into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain again and again
Oh, please God, have mercy! Oh please, let it end!
And he finally stops and heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless; sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah and I am but three,
Tonight my daddy, murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

School security is going down hill as more and more people attack schools. A friend of mine from kindergarten threatened to kill my teacher for not putting him on honor roll. School was shut down the next day because the kid attempted to come into school with a gun like he said he would. His parents abused him for not getting straight A's.

IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices

1) repost and show you care

2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished
that her dad would come home from
the army, because he'd been having
problems with his heart and right
leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made
her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes
later), the doorbell rang, and
there her Dad was, luggage and all!!

I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
having trouble in my job and on the
verge of quitting. I made a simple
wish that my boss would get a new
job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
there was an announcement that he
was promoted and was leaving for
another city. Believe me...this
really works!

My name is Ann and I am 45 years
of age. I had always been single
and had been hoping to get into a
nice, loving relationship for many
years. While kind of daydreaming
(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
a FedEx delivery man came into my
office.He was cute, polite and
could not stop smiling at me. He
started coming back almost everyday
(even without packages) and asked me
out a week later. We married 6
months later and now have been
happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

Just scroll down to the end, but
while you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
number of minutes it will take for your
wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years
old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
to come true).

Go for it!

SCROLL DOWN!

STOP!

Congratulations! Your wish will
now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it
can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min.
something major that you've been wanting
will happen.

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after you repost!

Naruto Survey

You
How did you discover Naruto? My boyfriend recommended it.

Do you reccomend Naruto to other people? Yeah.

Are you happy you discovered Naruto? Mixed emotions. Its not healthy for me to read fanfic 23 hours a day. I know. I just . . . can't . . . STOP!

Are you obsessed with Naruto? Unfortunately.

Are you insanely obsessed with Naruto? Don't judge me!

WHEN did you first discover Naruto? During my sophomore year of highschool. That was a good year . . . wait, no it wasn't.

Download
Do you download Naruto manga? no
Do you download Naruto anime? no
Do you think you have the right to do that? idk . . . probably not
What do you say when people tell you it's wrong to download it? i don't, ok!
Where did you first download Naruto manga from? i don't read the manga
Where did you first download Naruto anime from? o;mfoweinfz;sdlkfm . . . max, get that out of your mouth!

Characters
Who is your favorite character? NARUTO!
Who is your least favorite character? Sasuke . . . fucking prick
Which character do you think is most misunderstood? hmm . . . Naruto probably
Which character is most under-rated? By fandom or by other characters? Sakura by fandom, and Hinata by her family. Down with clan child abuse!
Which character has the worst past? I'd say its a three way tie, Naruto, Sasuke and Gaara. And thats if you're only counting kids. Naruto is still way up there though.
What do you think of Ino and Sakura's rivalry? Its kinda sad, but good for them in a way.

Does it anger you to see Sakura reject Lee? No anger . . . just sadness, sympathy and the sudden urge to write a fanfiction!
Do you even like Lee? Hell yeah!
Do you hate Sasuke? Hell yeah! He's a prick! Who doesn't hate him? You know, besides the crazed yaoi fangirls.
Do you hate Yashamaru? Not really.
Do you think all Gaara needs is just a hug and a good night's sleep? That might help . . .
Can anyone honestly say they hate Naruto? You know someone who actually suggested that? Who are you!?
Do you think Shikamaru deserved to become a chuunin? idk really. Probably.
Do you think anyone else deserved to become a chuunin? Uh . . . Naruto! Duh.
Do you think Shino could've made chuunin if he had the chance to fight? Hmm . . . intersting point. Maybe.
Does Shino's bugs creep you out? Yeah a little.
What do you think of Kankurou's outfit? I think his mother dropped him on the head when he was a baby. A full black body suit in the desert! WTF!?

What do you think of Sasuke's jumpsuit? What?

Should Naruto ditch the orange jumpsuit? I might say that . . . but then I couldn't picture him in anything else.
Should Lee get a different haircut and outfit? If he does he can't stray to far. He must stay green!
Do you think Gaara is evil? No. Who said that?
Do you think Orochimaru is a closet-pedophile? I thought he was out the closet.
Why do you think Kakashi is late so much? Didn't we already address that.

Do you think Itachi's nails are pretty? No just emo.
Do you think Haku had pretty nails? No. Just. Emo.
Did you originally think Haku was a girl? She is a girl.
Did you originally think Yashamaru was a girl? No, he just looks alot like his sister.
Which character is the best looking? They're all designed to be pretty people dorkus! All I know is, not anyone with a bloodline limit in their eye. That looks freaky.
Which character is the worst looking? Did I not just say that they're all pretty people! I'd have to say Neji though, his eyes creep me out.
What was your first impression of Lee? He won't turn up again, but I like him, he's funny and nice!
What was your first impression of Gai? Why is Lee's dad here?
Do you think Sakura is useless? FUCK. NO.
Which female kicks the most ass? Hinata. Duh, where have you been?
Who should become the 6th Hokage? 5th Tsunade, 6th Danzo, 7th Kakashi, 8th NARUTO!

Fandom
What is your favorite pairing? Naruto and Hinata. Or maybe Sakura and Lee. Its a close thing.
What is your least favorite pairing? Sakura and Sasuke. She deserves better!
What pairing makes the least amount of sense? So many crack pairings, so little time. Sasunaru maybe? Or perhaps Kakasaku? idk, there's alot.

What do you think about Naruto yaoi/yuri? Its hot, but not cool as canon suggested.
Do you read/write Naruto fanfiction? I'm here aren't I.
Do you look at/draw Naruto fanart? I can't draw, but I look at them.

What is your favorite fanfiction genre for Naruto? Romance, rated M, kink and smut! What? I have very specific tastes.
What do you think of all the 'Naruto gets stuck in sexy no jutsu' fics? Never read one. I don't plan to.
what do you think of all the Naruto Mary-Sue fics? No idea what that is.

Does it bother you that Gaara is so Ooc in most romance fics? Not ooc. More developed.
Do you think Naruto is secretly depressed and/or suicidal? He might have been at one point, but not any more.

Do you think Naruto is secretly a genius and just hides it? I thought everyone knew that. He comes up with complex 3-5 step plans on the fly and always has the right thing to say when the moment comes. No shit sherlock! What was your first clue?!

Do you think Sasuke actually has warm fuzzy feelings for anyone? Himself maybe. Little prick.

Do you think the 4th Hokage was Naruto's father? He is. Didn't we cover that already?
Do you think Shikamaru and Chouji are more then just friends? How do you mean . . . ?

Do you WANT them to be more then just friends? I still don't get it . . . Oh gross! No way! Shikatema and inochoji forever!

Is Neji obsessed with birds or what? He's obsessed with himself is what he's obsessed with.

Is Kakashi really that obsessed with looking underneath the underneath? Apparently I haven't watched in too long, cause idk what you mean.
Does Sasuke secretly lust after Naruto? I doubt it, and yet somehow it wouldn't really surprise me. I have that little faith in Sasuke's sanity.
Is Kakashi secretly lusting after one or more of his students? Probably not.
Is Kakashi secretly lusting over Iruka? Again . . . probably not.
Do you pair up characters fully aware that these are 12 year old kids? I've read a few . . . but I would never suggest it as cannon. That's messed up.
Or do you make them older just so you won't have that on your conscience? I toyed with the idea . . . then discarded it. Naruhina, Sakulee, and Sasuke ends up alone. Or just dies. Idk about Kakashi . . . Kakanko maybe?
Do you like A/U Naruto fics? No.
Do you like OC's in Naruto fics? Sure.
Do you read NCS Naruto fics? What's that?

Do you read NCS Naruto fics but adamantly deny it? idk what that is.

Do you read M-Preg Naruto fics? I never found one. I hear they're weird though.
What type of Naruto fans are the most annoying? Sasusaku. Or, more specifically, anti-leesaku.
Do you mix your canon Naruto knowlege with your fanfic Naruto knowledge? huh??

Do you get mad at people who like a pairing you hate? No . . . not unless they flame me.
If so, aren't you ashamed of yourself? For hating flamers? Fuck no.

Misc (this means you're almost done)fasinating.
What's a good Naruto website? Fanfiction.net
Another? Narutopedia
And one more? idk another.
What's a good Naruto fanfiction? Golden

And another? The Difference Between Lust and Love
What's a good Naruto fanart? My Precious Captive

And another? Bottle Fucked
What do you think about Asuma? Just sorta there.
Wasn't he awesome when he saved Shikamaru that time? Yeah that was cool.

He showed us his mad skillz didn't he? Mad skillz no. Good heart yes.
Sasuke looked really cool when his curse seal first activated, right? No, he looked like a freak.
What do you think of Orochimaru's tongue? It would give great oral.
Does it disturb you? In terms of giving me oral fantasies? Oh yeah.
Does it haunt your dreams at night? Oh the dreams I've had . . .
Do you think Orochimaru is a sexy beast? He's evil . . . but yeah, a little!
Do you think I'm insane for asking that? No, that's sure as hell not the craziest thing you've asked.
If you could be any Naruto character, who would you be? I'm cool being normal thanks.
What jutsu would you want? Again, cool with plain old me.
Do you think if a girl used sexy no jutsu she would turn into a man? Depends on who she was using it for.
Say something random about Naruto or a random Naruto quote! Everything that goes wrong in the Naruto universe can be traced back to the Uchiha Clan! Banish them all! (But keep tabs.)
Did you enjoy this survey? Yes.

A normal guy would say: “I love you!”

Edward Cullen would say: “You are my life now.”

Normal Guy would say: “I think I am falling for you.”

Edward Cullen would say: “The Lion fell in Love with the Lamb”

A normal guy would pick a random song from a random artist and dedicate it to you.

Edward Cullen would sing you a song he wrote for you while playing the piano.

If you die, a normal guy would find another.

If you die, Edward would kill himself cause life without you isn’t worth living.

As you leave the house, a normal guy would say: “Bye, see ya!”

As you leave the house Edward Cullen would say: “Come back to me, love.”

As you come back to the house, a normal guy would be watching TV and wouldn’t even notice.

As you come back to the house, Edward Cullen would be welcoming you by playing the piano with a song just for you.

A normal guy would wait for you to make him breakfast.

Edward Cullen would make you breakfast everyday.

A normal guy, while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and one hand on the radio.

Edward Cullen, while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and the other attached to yours.

While far apart in different places, a normal guy would say: “I miss you.”

While far apart in different places, Edward Cullen would say: “It’s like you’ve taken half myself with you”

A normal guy buys you flowers and chocolates.

Edward Cullen buys you a car.

And yet...

A normal guy trusts you to be a person.

Edward Cullen stalks you… SOMETHING MIGHT HAPPEN!!

A normal guy means it when he says “bye”

Edward Cullen comes in through your window, and STARES AS YOU SLEEP

A normal guy has two or three moods swings a day

Edward Cullen has up to thirty-seven. (It was either a day or a page… Twilight is incredibly vague)

A normal guy might tell you it won’t work

Edward Cullen will tell you he’s too dangerous… And then never be more than 200 yards away

A normal guy takes you where you want to go

Edward Cullen forcibly drags you to prom… Even if you hate dances

A normal guy loves you because you are an imperfect bitch

Edward Cullen loves you because you are a Mary Sue

A normal guy doesn’t treat you like an infant

Edward Cullen is sure that, without him, you will be instantly annihilated by aliens

A normal guy has at least been horny by the time he’s seventeen. Maybe had sex too.

Edward Cullen hasn’t desired anyone else in 107 YEARS. (Yeah, fcking right)

A normal guy is a sometimes jerk, and doesn’t care about your feelings

Edward Cullen says he would do anything for you… Unless he’s not even feeling like doing you the courtesy of listening

A normal guy doesn’t fall in love with you in less than a month

Edward Cullen needs… Say, two weeks?

A normal guy is awful, imperfect, a total dickhead, perverted, fun, cute, and yours

Edward Cullen is perfect, seraphic, Adonis-like, narcissistic, misogynistic, bipolar, and eternally yours.

I don’t really know about you…

But I don’t want to live forever. I don’t want to marry a vampire who, in essence, is a perversion of hundreds of years of mythology and tradition. I don’t want to write a book that’s pretty much a self-insert fantasy-romance. I don’t want to be bound in a relationship where it’s all about him. I don’t want to be oppressed. I want to take my martial arts, swear at my boyfriend, have moods, and not look down on the rest of humanity. I want to like Pride and Prejudice but detest Emma. I want to like good writing. I don’t want to rape a thesaurus. Basically, I want to be normal and myself. But you don’t have to. Desire perfection. It will ultimately let you down.

These are The 12 Signs of Falling In Love

12. You'll read his/her IMS over and over again...

11. You'll walk really really slow while you're with him/her...

10. You'll feel shy whenever you're with him/her...

9. While thinking bout him/her...your heart will beat
faster and faster...

8. By listening to his/her voice...you'll smile for no reason.

7. While looking at him/her..you cant see the other
people around you...you can only see that person...

6. You'll start listening to SLOW songs.

5. He/She becomes all you think about.

4. You'll get high just by their smell...

3. You'll realize that you're always smiling to yourself
when you think about them..

2. You'll do anything for him/her...

1. While reading this, there was one person on your mind the whole time.
Now make a wish :

post this as "these are the 12 signs of falling in love"

Things to do when you are bored in Konoha . . .

Steal Jiraiya's peeping telescope, hide it in the women's bathouse and watch him tear the village apart looking for it.

Wait until he realizes where it is, then watch him go crazy trying to figure out how to get it back.

Stalk Kakashi for hours on end trying to get a glimpse of what he looks like under his mask.

Go to Ichiraku's and ask Ayame for the Naruto Uzumaki Special.

Laugh your ass off when she know exactly what you're talking about.

Stich red clouds onto a black cloak, then put it on Sasuke while he's asleep and put a mirror next to him. Then watch him attack the mirror like a horny beta fish thinking its Itachi when he wakes up.

Ask Tsunade what an Ombaa is.

Ask Naruto what an Ombaa is.

Ask Hinata what an Ombaa is.

Go Ombaa hunting.

Dye Sakura's hair blonde while she's asleep and watch everyone mistake her for Ino.

Dye Ino's hair pink while she's asleep and watch everyone mistake her for Sakura.

Write a fanfiction with the pairings Naruhina, Leesaku, Nejiten, Inochoji and Shikatema.

Send Tsunade a love note and sign it "Your Toad Baka"

Convince Choji that Ino is starving to death and if he doesn't shove all the food he has with him down her throat right now she's going to die.

Tell Gai that Neji popped Tenten's cherry and see what happens.

Tell Kakashi that either Naruto, Sasuke or Lee popped Sakura's cherry and see what happens.

Walk around the Uchiha compound greeting a bunch of random people who aren't there as "Uchiha-san." Then watch Sasuke frantically run around to everywhere you've been looking for signs of life the moment you're out of sight.

Paint Sasuke's nails a pretty color while he's sleeping.

Steal Kakashi's Icha Icha book and hide it with Jiraiya's telescope. When they demand their belongings back, laugh evilly and call them pervs.

Walk up to a random member of the ANBU and act like you know who it is. When they insist they don't know you, nudge and wink at them, then make a random comment alluding to the imaginary sex life you share with them.

Go to a bunch of random restaraunts and eat whatever you want. Then tell the owner to put it on Choji's tab.

Steal one of Naruto's jumpsuits and try to get into the women's bathouse while wearing it.

Follow Shikamaru around and poke him in the back repeatedly. When he asks you what you're doing, tell him you're trying to find the 'on' switch.

Tell Kiba about the leash laws where you come from.

Stalk Shino with a butterfly net.

If you know how many of these Naruto has done, PM me and let me know!

If you think I'm awesome for writing this at 10 pm on a Thursday, PM me and let me know!

If you think this list is totally epic, copy and paste it into your profile. Then . . . PM me and let me know!