Warning: Looooooooooong Profile...just because I have nothing better to do.

Well, if you've clicked my profile, you either 1) want to get to know me better (yay!!) or 2) just random clicking (that's cool too).

Name:

Gender: Female.

Age: Between zero and infinity...come on! it can't be that hard to guess...

Height: About 5' 2"

Eye color: Green spiked with brown...I lie to you not.

Hair color: Brown...But I hope to dye it black and bleach the tips.

Favorite color: Black, silver, crimson, purple, midnight blue, forest green. The dark colors with weird names.

Favorite games: FIRE EMBLEM 6-10, Star Ocean: Till the End of Time, KH2, Silent Hill, Champions of Norrath.

Favorite anime/manga: Fullmetal Alchemist, Sailor Moon (haha, this was so my fav show when I was like 5).

Favorite food: Cake batter ice cream, carrots with ranch, Starbursts, cheese (oh yes, I so went there)

So...are you straight?: Yep, 1oo percent pure boy lover.

Likes: Video games, writing stories, yaoi/yuri/het, action, citrus-y stories, cats.

Dislikes: Insensitive people, extremists (especially overly religious people), homophobes, preps, posers (emo pooooooosers, I love the style, but the people who cut just to fit in...DIE!!)...to many other things to list.

Personality: I'm sorta anti-social, crazy, dark...yeah, that about sums it up.

My fav parings:

FE7:
Eliwood/Fiora- They seem so perfect for each other.

Hector/Farina-I like this better than Hector/Lyn, just because its funnier.

Hector/Lyn- Practically canon.

Legault/Heath- Read their 'A' support. Legault is so hitting on Heath.

Matthew/Guy- It's hilarious.

Jaffar/Nino- How can such a heartless guy's SC be so cute.

Kent/Sain- Kent is Sain's sanity, and Sain is Kent's insanity.

Rath/Wil- Not canon, but one can dream...lol.

Raven/Luicus- You are BLIND if you can't see this.

Canas/Erk- Please. Just. Don't. Ask.

Lowen/Rebecca- The dork needs a pretty girl.

FE8:
Ephraim/Lyon andor Innes- Their princes, so what, they care about each other.

Gerik/Joshua- Shrugs shoulders

Innes/Vanessa- Vanessa needs a guy.

Seth/Natasha- Sweet.

Almost Eirika/Lyon- kinda

FE9 and 10:

Volke/Nephenee- Read a fic on it, instantly fell in love with it. And seriously, Volke needs a girl.

Ike/Soren- It's so canon.

Boyd/Mist- Um...I have no comment.

Oscar/Kieran- Only in 9.

Haar/Jill- Yes, you read right.

Makalov/Astrid- There is some chemistry there.

Tibarn/Leanne- Seriously, Leanne's gonna be hurting in the morning. Big muscular guy and little heron that hasn't eaten in 20 years...

Naesala/Reyson- Well, they're friends...

Tanith/Marcia- Wonder why Tanith was so mad at Marcia.

Eddie/Leo- They obviously have some sort of bond, even though the supports are stupid (One liners?? WHY??).

Now, for the parings I don't like. (a.k.a. parings I hate with a passion)

FE7:

Eliwood/Ninian- Ninian is too damsel-in-distressy for me.

Anything with Priscilla- Behold the LEECH of this game. Plus the one-sided incest is too wierd for me.

Hector/Florina- Silence for 2 convos...and LO-BEHOLD Florina talks to him for like 3 seconds. Just doesn't work for me.

Fiora/Kent- Fiora lllllliiiiiiikkkkkkeeeeesssss Eliwood! Just cause they're both uptight doesn't mean anything.

Sain with any female- Deep down, they all hate him, except Princess Prissy, but, she's a whore. She loved her brother like THAT for God's sake!

Heath/Vaida- One word...ewwwww...

FE8:

Ephraim/Eirika- Incest. Need I say more? Too bad its so heavily implied

Ephraim/Tana- He doesn't even pay attention to her, more or less his rivalry with Innes.

Innes/Eirika- I just don't. They don't even look cute together.

JoshuaxNatasha- ...

FE9:

Rolf/Mist- Rolf looks like he's in 4th grade or something like that. Yeah, Mist acts like that, but she's 15 or 16. Creepy.

Ike/Elincia- Refer to parings I like for reason.

Beorc/Laguz- Makes me think of humans loving and wanting to have sex with cats and birds. Save for a few.

Random Crap to Copy and Paste:

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it , moodiful819, Shade the Bat, gurl.from.damnation

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you know our society is moving in the wrong direction, copy and paste this into your profile.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Repost this if you are one of the 8 percent who would be laughing your arse off.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

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My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.

You say you dislike me, but deep down, you know you hate me.

You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because you're all the same

If you ran up a down escalater copy this into your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile

If you like chocloate as much as I do copy this in your profile

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, XxsweetrevengexX, gurl.from.damnation

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your prof

If you have ever run into a door, copy this onto your profile

SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile

I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile. Thank you to Zutara Lover, for opening my eyes even more to the tragic events of child abuse.

My name is sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm sradishing to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I sradish to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.

If you don’t believe in stereotypes, copy this into your profile.

If when you go to sleep you can hear songs that you haven't heard in three years copy this to your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you are against real fur on clothing then put this on your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, Phantom-Figure, Karimlan di Sindihan, FireWaterLightDark7890, String, gurl.from.damnation

If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile.

"REMEMBER WHEN"

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when )m 0 m( was your hero
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Disclaimers ('cause I can't ever seem to remember to put these in my stories.)

I don't own Fire Emblem.

I don't own Fullmetal Alchemist.

I just borrow the characters for a little while to please my readers.

Oh, as a final note: do not ever talk to me about "god," gays (unless you support them), or my least favorite: abortion (I'm pro-choice and my catholic family can't talk me outta it, so no damned person on the internet is going to convince me otherwise.)

~Gurl of the Damned~