Name: Ashley M.

D.O.B.: July 1st, 1993

Birth-place: Akron, Ohio

Present location: SanAntonio, Texas

T.V.: Kyle XY, The Secret Life of the American Teenager, The Big Bang Theory (looooveeee it!), How I Met Your Mother, DEGRASSI THE NEXT GENERATION (my ultimate favorite), Gilmore Girls, Naruto, Avatar, Three Delivery, House, Greys Anatomy, Happy Tree Friends (even though I love animals and it occasionally freaks me out. XD), Eight Simple Rules, What I Like About You, Family Guy, South Park, Futurama, Still Standing, Reba, Made, Parental Control (They're such idiots, it's hilarious...XD), Gronded For Life, Strange Days At Blake Holsey High...

Movies: My #1 is Across The Universe, followed by...Fight Club, There's Something About Mary, Disaster Movie, Chronicles of Narnia (both), Bridge To Terabithia, Music and Lyrics, Rent, Mama Mia, The Family Stone, Meet the Parents, Meet the Fockers, The Dark Knight (Heath Ledger is...was amazing. A fantastic joker. RIP), 10 Things I Hate About You, I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry, The Glass House, The Bride Wars, Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2, Odd Girl Out, Rails and Ties (fan frigging tastic movie!),American Teen, Get Smart, more later.

books/things to read: Bridge To Terabithia, all Harry Potter books, Twilight novels, East of Eden, The Grapes of Wrath, Othello, Macbeth, Romeo and Juliet, Perseus Jackson and the Olympians series, Maximum Ride series, The Name of this Book is Secret, If You're Reading This It's Too Late, Anything by Edgar Allen Poe, The Body-Language Book (haha, I know I'm weird), Cujo, FREAK, aimee, Post Secret, 11,002 Things to be Miserable About, Night, The Fountainhead, Atlas Shrugged, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Pride and Prejudice, Mansfield Park, Catcher in the Rye, more later.

Characters and Pairings from everything i'm into:

#1= SEVERUS SNAPE (from HP. absolutely no contest). Pairings= Sev/Siri, SevLily, SevRemus, SevJames, occasionally I'll look into a SevLucius but I prefer them just friends. Don't like him with any student or Dumbledore, and particularly despise SnapeHermione and SnapeHarry. It just strikes me as gross. Friendship, though, I'm perfectly fine with.

#2= Jess Mariano. (from Gilmore Girls) Pairings= basically just JessRory, although the idea of a JessDean amuses me a great deal.

#3= Fang. Pairings= FangMax (from Maximum Ride. They are just wayyy too perfect)

#4= Percy, Nico, and Grover. They are way too adorable and funny. (from PJatO). Pairings= PercyAnnabeth. GroverJuniper. Luke pisses me off and AnnabethLuke annoys the crap outta me except as familial bond or past tense. I also like things involving Clarisse becoming a friend or something. I think there's more to her than just bullying. And definitely no RachelPercy. friends only for them and maybe familial. Annabeth and Percy belong together, Rachel just doesn't fit into the picture.

#5=Josh Traeger (from Kyle XY). Pairings= JoshAndy all the freaking way. The BEST couple in the Kyle XY universe. And that's saying something.

#6= Ricky (from The Secret Life of the American Teenager). Pairings= RickyGrace. Honestly, Amy kinda pisses me off. And Adrian and Ricky just don't belong together in my opinion. They're way too much alike in all the ways people shouldn't be for a real relationship to work.

#7= Freddie(from iCarly). Pairings= SEDDIE!

#8= Zuko and Sokka(from Avatar). Pairings= Maiko, ZUTARA (my personal fave), and ZukoSokka. SokkaSuki is my Sokka fave. Would it be called Sokuki?hmmm...

more later...

Music: Three Days Grace, Disturbed, Korn, Slipknot, The Used, Murderdolls, Papa Roach, Insane Clown Posse, Green Day, Simple Plan, Evanescence, All American Rejects, Nickelback,Mudvayne, Apocalyptica, Queen, Savage Garden, Pink Floyd, Bowling For Soup, The Ramones, Superchick, The Beatles, Queen, Dixie Chicks, Three Doors Down, Boys Like Girls, Godsmack, Foo Fighters, Goo Goo Dolls, Seether, Lacuna Coils, Dashboard Confessional, Metallica, The Fray, Dido, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, 10 Years, Coldplay, Pink, Tantric, Secondhand Serenade, Linkin Park, Taking Back Sunday, 30 Seconds to Mars, and more...

JEWISH AND PROUD

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you're stalking a fictional character, copy this to your profile.

Who agrees with me that homophobes are nasty, insensitive people?

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Novemberscorpion110388, Pinksakurablossom, Angelgirl18647, Winter Gallowsraven, Echizen Ryoma-san, Zaara the black, NegimaFan, Princess Falling Star, Tahza, Grace Raven, orcinus74, ArabellKye

If you enjoy reading the and copying the "copy and pastes" from other people's profiles to your own, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are obsessed with Fanfiction, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are completly and utterly tired of people posting stories in the wrong section on purpose, copy and paste this to your profile.

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(¸.•´ (¸.•´~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer. RIP Grandma. I love you and miss you soooo much.

20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:

1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down.

2) Page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice.

3) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In"

5) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6) In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors"

7) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy"

8) Dont use any punctuation

9) As often as possible, skip rather than walk
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10) Ask people what sex they are. laugh hysterically after they answer.

11) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"

12) Sing along at the opera.

13) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme
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14) Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day
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15) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because your not in the mood.

16) Have you co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.

17) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!"

18) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! they're loose!"

19) Tell your children over dinner, "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

20) Post this on your profile to make someone smile. it's called therapy.

21) Hang out with me and Sai-ara or Tsuna for a day...it's a game to see how long you can survive without killing yourself.

Quotes from others:

"I bought myself a parrot. The parrot talked. But it did not say, "I'm hungry,"... so it died."
-i don't actually know...hehe..it was on my friend's facebook profile.

The fact that when we die we are nothing more than worm meat--I just don't think about it. - Robin Green and Mitchell Burgess, Northern Exposure, Grosse Pointe 48230, 1993

Me:hullo snape. how r u today?
Snape: um...ok
Me: well thats good
Snape:um sure looks at brown thing on ground
Me:u look like u just did something wrong. Wazz up?
Snape:can u keep a secret?
Me:um...yes looks at snape weird
Snape: u see that dead rat on the floor?
Me: Ewwwwwwww! thats gross did u step on it?
Snape: yep
james walks in
James: Peter? Where r u peter?
- Nameless on www.elfwood.com/.../teensev2.jpg.html

" If you want your place in the sun, you're going to have to put up with a few blisters."

-Abigail Van Buren.

" Death is the next great adventure," -Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter series.

" I will not analyze everything to death!" -Blaise Pascal, the inventor of the calculator.

"When life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at stupid people." - Ranekaera.

" It's better to be pissed off than pissed on." Ranekaera, member on FF.net (she's awesome!)

"whenever I have trouble sleeping, I count the buckles on my straijacket" -RANEKAERA (again. I can't help it. She's too cool)

"You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because you have a squirrel on your head"- Ranekaera (hehe...)

"I donated blood today... not MINE, but that's beside the point" -Ranekaera

"Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first." - Mark Twain.

"I thoroughly dissapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him." -Mark Twain.

"Get your facts first and then you can distort them as much as you please." -Mark Twain.

"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolorable that we have to alter it every six months." -Oscar Wilde.

"If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you." -Oscar Wilde.

"Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish." -Erripides.

"I loathe the expression "What makes him tick." It is the American mind, looking for simple and singular solution, that uses the foolish expression. A person not only ticks, he also chimes and strikes the hour, falls and breaks and has to be put together again, and sometimes stops like an electric clock in a thunderstorm." -James Thurber.

"Why do you have to be a nonconformis like everybody else?" -James Thurber.

"I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the simple reason that if he listened to me long enough, he might become disturbed." -James Thurber.

"Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?"

"Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is humans way of saying you can't fire me, I quit." -CrimsonScarz profile. (it was just too cool to leave alone...)

"And the truth is; You could slit my throat; And with my one last gasping breath; I'd apologise; For Bleeding On Your Shirt!" -same as above... (can't help myself... my bff Sai is gonna crack up when she reads that 2...)

"This isn't just goodbye, this is I can't stand you." -hehe...I hope CrimsonScarz wont be mad I'm putting these up! They just ROCK TOO MUCH!

"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole." -you guessed it:CrimsonScarz's profile (teehee)

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down. -Woody Allen

If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either. -Dick Cavett

Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore. -Ogden Nash

Such is the inconsistency of real love, that it is always awake to suspicion, however unreasonable; always requiring new assurances from the object of its interest. -Ann Radcliffe

Correct me if I'm wrong, but hasn't the fine line between sanity and madness gotten finer? -George Price

Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence. Henrik Tikkanen

Quotes from me:

" Sometimes you have to look beyond the surface of the water to see the reflection." - ArrabellaKye (me,ashley)

" Sticks and stones may break my bones, but the sheer idiocy of your words is what kills me." -ArabellaKye (me, ashley) and my bff, Sai-ara (YOU ROCK SAI!)

"its amazing to think of all the people, lives, worlds, we pass each day, aware of them in only the deepest part of ourselves and how, over time, they almost always have affected us someway, somehow." -ArabellaKye (me). looking at a postcard from postsecret(loooooveeee it! postsecret frigging ROCKS!)