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Author has written 20 stories for Maximum Ride, Animorphs, Twilight, and Darkest Powers. Heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over "People fear the strange and unusual. I am the strange and unusual." IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T GO TO YOUR FUNERAL CAUSE I'D BE IN JAIL FOR KILLING THE PERSON THAT KILLED YOU! SEND IT TO YOUR TRUE FRIENDS Jackson Rathbone (my jasper hale 4ever!)= "Forged in war, born of death, saved by love" he's amazing. we lurve him!! HI!! i am a tree erchin. why?? cuz i said so that's why so HA and yes I'm a girl and I'm a punk that'll kick anyone who is mean to my friends butt but usually I'm really nice = USUALLY = i have recently been back stabbed really badly so i am not exactly going to b close friends w/ anyone so Im gonna shut up now...= and my name is...IZZY!! hahaha!! u no what? it's sad to say that i am most of these things! lolz. you should toe sotally read Evernight by Claudia Gray, if you haven't. it's great. lolz Yes i realize that a lot of them are repeated, but so what?? that's the fun of a long profile.wow i say so much about myself in here that it's not even funny let's see...i guess i could give you a THINGS TO DO ON AN ELEVATOR 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons. 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers. 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it. PRODUCT LABLES On a Sears hairdryer--Do not use while sleeping. (Oh NO! when will I use this, then?) WAYS TO MAKE SURE YOUR STILL INSANE At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down. Page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy" Ask your dog if it's comfortable with it's name. Repeat with cat, until people ask if you're alright. As often as possible, skip rather than walk . Specify that your drive-through order is "to go" Sing along at the opera. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme . Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because your not in the mood. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!" When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! they're loose!!" Ways To Annoy Your Professors ~ Bring a small cactus to class with you. Raise your hand, and when you're called on, say that the cactus has a question. Turn and look at the cactus, as if you're waiting for it to say something. After a few moments, shrug, and wait for your professor to move on. Do this once a day, and become increasingly irritated with the cactus every time, sighing heavily and giving it evil looks when it fails to "speak." When you leave the room after class, start yelling at the cactus, "I can't believe you embarrassed me AGAIN..." For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, Katie-3llen,Angelz on Edge, TempestStormBFFofMax, that my bff!Aqua279, If your math teacher has a rancid smell in his class...you know the rest. If your hobbies include: pottery and making wooden figurines, copy this into your profile. If you have a mind that you're sure no one will understand, copy this into your profile. If you have ever gotten mad about a guy saying that you can't do something becuase your agirl, put this in your profile and add your name to this list.gabbi289, TempestStormBFFofMax, Aqua279, If you love Steve, copy this into your profile. (harwell whispers) 92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others. If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile. Why America has some issues (Yes, I live there, but tough. These are all clever.) 1. Only in 2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places 3. Only in America...do drugstores 4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, 5. Only in America...do banks leave 6. Only in 7. Only in America...do we use 8. 9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain a best friend takes your and says, "RUN, LOSER, RUN!" A friend wipes your tears when your rejected a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?" I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse. Anger is merely depression without enthusiasm. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE, then it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, Katie-3llen, ghj1', Aqua279, ('')_('') 15 Things to do when your in Walmart! 1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" 12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 15.Grap a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go" Your One and Only Wish 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I am NOT a HOMOPHOBE so I MUST be GAY. Stereotypes suck! Copy, paste & add. Yes they do suck! NOT All emo's cut, not all punks cut, not all-why am i repeating this?? MORE OF THE STEROTYPICAL PHRASES THAT I HATE!! ANOTHER STERIO TYPES THING!! I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. QUotes. When life give syou lemons...make apple juice, then laugh at the idiots who spend their lives figuring out how the hell you did that. When life gives you lemons, say hey, I like lemons. Got anything else for me?" "Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistant one" -Albert Einstien "I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it." -Garrison Keillor "Reality is nothing but a collective hunch." -Jane Wagner "Humankind cannot stand very much reality." -T. S. Eliot "Everything you can imagine is real." -Pablo Picasso "Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy." -Sarah Ban Breathnach "Never eat more than you can lift." -Miss Piggy "I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph." -Shirley Temple "So you're PMSing pretty bad, huh?" -Dwight K. Schrute, The Office "Happiness most definitly does NOT run in a circular motion. Happiness runs in a line." -Me, when my sister was sing that song, you know, the "hapiness runs in a circular motion" one. It annoys the hell out of me. I know this sounds a little morbid. "I want my two dollars!" - Paper Boy in Better Off Dead "Holy shit! It's attack of Eddie Munster!" -Edgar (or Allen I'm not sure which one is which) From The Lost Boys "Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door." "Welcome to the Ool. There's no "p" in it, lets keep it that way." "If you're standing on a toilet, you're high on pot." "Someday we'll look back at this, laugh nervously, and change the subject." "Parents spend the first years of our lives teaching us to walk and talk and then during the rest of our lives they tell us to sit down and shut up." "If you're looking at a guy, you're blind to all his flaws, but when it's you you're looking at, flaws is all you see." "See, I don't care who's a vampire and who's a werewolf. That's irrelavent. You are Jacob, and he is Edward, and I am Bella. And nothing else matters."... "But I am a werewolf. And he is a vampire." ... "And I'm a Virgo!"... "If you can really see it that way..."... "I can. I do."... " Okay. Just Bella and Jacob. None of those freaky Virgos here." -Bella and Jacob, Eclipse "I don't mind if you want to give me the wrong impression again."-Bella on the topic of Edward's unnecessary bed, Eclipse "Is he your warden now, too? You know, I saw this story on the news last week about controlling, abusive teenage relationships and -"... "Okay! Time for the werewolf to get out.!"..."Bye, Bells. Be sure to ask permission." - Bella and Jacob, Eclipse "Hanging out with no one but extremely dexterous people all the time was going to give me a complex." -Bella, Eclipse "Marriage and eternity are not mutually exclusive to mutually inclusive concepts." -Bella, Eclipse (I agree.) "I used to think of you that way, you know. Like the sun. My personal sun. You balanced out the clouds nicely for me."..."Clouds I can handle. But I can't fight with an eclipse." Bella and Jacob, Eclipse. "Guys with Emo hair are like a billion times more sexy than other guys." No duh. "Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!" "Life was so simple when boys had cooties." "I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends." "Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs." "An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed." "Ever stop to think and forget to start again?" "My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil." "Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought" "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn." "Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies." Did Willy Wonka say this? I'm pretty sure he did. Besides, it sounds like something he'd say so I'm going to credit him with this quote. "When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back." I think this is my new favorite. "A good friend will comfort you when he breaks up with you. A BEST friend will call him, whispering 'Seven days...'" "All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies." Pathetically true. "If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you." "They're speaking the international language of LOVE." -Mrs.Smith, Better Off Dead "Sorry I blew up your mom." -Lane Meyer, Better Off Dead "Pick a tree. I'll go carve our initials in it." -Fang "Yay for emo boys!" -Me, cause, seriously, who doesn't love an emo boy? I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. -Kat (Julia Stiles) "I reject your reality and substitute my own." Adam Savage, Mythbusters "Character is what you are when no one else is looking." "I'll hold it and you light the fuse." Famous Last Words "So...you're a cannibal." See above "Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes." Freida Norris "My karma ran over my dogma." bumper sticker "You know what the trouble about real life is? There's no danger music." Jim Carrey "He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron." "Happiness is like a butterfly. The more you chase it, the more it will elude you. But if you turn your attention to other things, it comes and sits softly on your shoulder." Nathaniel Hawthorne "Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it." P.J. O'Rourke "If you know me, chances are you hate me." "Heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over." "Always forgive your enemies- nothing annoys them so much" "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made the horn louder." "Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us." –Bill Watterson "When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets." "They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance?" "God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman." - Adela Rodgers St. Johns "I can't die, because I'm the main character of my own life." "People fear the strange and unusual. I am the strange and unusual." "I'm the kind of person your parents warned you about." "Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright." "Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing." "He who laughs last thinks slowest and he who laughs first doesn't get it." Roughdiamond5 (Hi!) "I am a bomb technician. If you see me running try and keep up!" "Every fight's a food fight when you're a canibal!" Stop the Pairing Wars! By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people that like them. You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else. You shalt have your opinions but shalt not insult pairings. You shalt avoid them if you hate them. You shalt keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing. You shalt paste this in your profile. I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it. Did you know... kissing is healthy. bananas are good for period pain. it's good to cry. chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. lying is actually unhealthy. you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you. 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. chocolate will make you feel better. most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. a good friend never judges. a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any. boys aren't worth your tears. we all love surprises. Now... make a wish. Wish REALLY hard!! WISH WISH WISH WISH Your wish has just been recieved. Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and... Your wish will be granted. Girls Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat. Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead, who keeps your picture in his wallet, who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants, who holds your hand in front of all his freinds, who thinks your beautiful without makeup, one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you, THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER! Fang: 2 avian 98 human 100 hott! If you are obsessively, uncontrolably, in love with Fang, post this in your profile If Faxness is one of your obsessions, post this in your profile. If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing about Iggy, post this in your profile. Olny 55 pepole otu fo 100 cna raed tihs. Cna yuo? If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. (And cracks. And desks. And chairs. And loose floorboards. And door frames. And air. And...)(I'm worse than Bella, really.) 92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. If you think Fang is hot...copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile (The teacher always said "Don't lean back in your chair". But Did I listen? NO.) You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole! Guys should be like lattes-rich,strong,and hot It's a matter of life after death-now that he's dead, I have a life I wrote your name in the sky, but the wind blew it away. I wrote your name in the sand, but the waves splashed it away. I wrote your name in my heart, and it lasted forever. I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days" Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up. EMO kids have cool hair. EMO=Extravagantly Made Oragami BEARS=Butt Extremely Annoying Retard Scientists I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again And God(CARLISLE) said "Let there be Edward,"...and it was goood Emo kids have cool hair You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. EHMAGAWTH I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun. I'm not so good at advice. Can I intrest you in a sarcastic comment? When I say LOL I'm not laughing out laud. I just have nothing better to say. I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers. Vampire's like Baseball? You're just jealous because we act retarted in public and people still love us! Men should be like Kleenx: Soft, strong, and disposable. Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God! Life was so simple when boys had cooties I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator! Tootie, you in trouble - Facts of Life I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. I could tell you what happened in the first chapter of Breaking Dawn, but then I would have to kill you. I ran with scissors, and lived! Did you stab Edward Cullen with a pencil or what? You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I get a parachute, and save your retarded ass. Thanks Stephenie, now I will NEVER get a man. I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. "Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?" Fergie taught me how to spell delicious and glamorious. But not so much tastey! Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both. When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide. I don't obsess! I think intensely. I had a friend once. Then the rope broke and he got away. I like you. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless. If I asked for your oppinion, I'd take the tape off your mouth. Two wrongs don't make a right, but one right and one left make a light. Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them Don’t mess with me- I've got a stick A good friend will bail you out of jail A good friend helps you when you fall. A true laughs and trips you again. He said "I love you," I laughed and said, "Sorry I'm allergic to bullshit" NO TREPASSING Violaters will be shot; Survivors will be shot again I thought I was stupid, before I met you I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust? Let me know if anything I say offends you, I might wanna offend you later. Bush gave an interview and he said people will vote for him because 'They've seen me weep, they’ve seen me laugh, and they’ve seen me hug.' These are the same qualifications for a Tickle Me Elmo. You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war. A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy? My main set of morals when somebody insults me or does something annoying usually consist of three steps. 1. I ask them nicely to stop 2. I repeat with force 3. I insult them, cuss them out and or threaten doom, torture, and/or enslavement. One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons! Me, I'm dishonest. And you can always trust a dishonest person to be dishonest. Honestly. But it's the honest ones you have to look out for, because they're the ones who will always do something stupid. If you were waiting for the oppertune moment, that was it. Dear Lord, (3) Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepair to shatter. All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies. We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're really going at one thing, staying strong. Newt: Enjoy your week without kids! Iggy: Fine, enjoy your time without parents! ~ From roughdiamond5's story 'Tali's Tale' Agent: Did you see the kid come out here? Door Guard: Yes, Sir Agent: Then why didn't you stop him!? Door Guard: He lives here. ~ First Kid I love Nudge i really do. But that motor mouth of hers could have turned mother terrisa into an ax murdurer ~ Max Ride Everything that is or was began with a dream ~ Lavagirl Chips, Glorious Chips! ~ chips advert I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahrs! ~ Gazzy Besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica ~ Fang Write that down...He's a notorius dessert stealer ~ Max Ride 4 of you tried to kill me in the past, one of you succeded ~ Jack Sparow I've got a Jar of Dirt! I've got a Jar of Dirt! ~ Jack Sparow "I just thought to myself, 'think like Jack'" -Will "And this is where you've arrived at? It's like you don't know me at all mate!" -Jack ~ Will and Jack from Pirates of the Caribbean 3. (gets slapped) all the mothers, every time ~ The Doctor from 'Doctor Who' Just because you're allowed to use magic now, does not mean you have to whip you're wands out for everything! ~ Mrs. Weasly from Harry Potter You're just as sain as I am ~ Luna from Harry Potter Umbridge: You applied first for the Defense Against the Dark Arts post, is that correct? Snape: Yes Umbridge: But you where unsuccessful? Snape: Obviously ~ Umbraidge and Snape, from Harry Potter Marge: Bart are you drinking Whisky?! Bart: I'm troubled ~ Marge and Bart from The Simpsons Movie The big rocks are called mountains, and the little rocks are their babies ~ Open Season. Buuudy ~ Open Season. I'm half doe, half buck! I'm a DUCK! ~ Open Season. "Good, we'll need you're nuts" "And you're acorns too!" ~ Open Season. "This is akward" "Yes, yes it is" ~ Open Season. Oi! ~ Open Season. "Is he not going to maul her?" "No, she's his MOM!" ~ Open Season. Meh, it was just an educated guess, now shut up and eat your drink ~ Me, to my friend Cheryl. I actually did say this by accident -grins-. "I should have killed you, I saved you, I'm going straight to heaven for this!" -other man starts freaking out beacause they'll hit a wall in the car- "Chill out man, i'm blessed!" ~ A guy from the movie National Security (I only saw this scene, but I thought it was funny! And I think the guys name was Earl) "This came from some place else" "What, like Europe?" "No Robby! Not like Europe!" ~ Ray and Robby from War of the World's. Gloria: Where are the people?! Penguin: We killed them and ate their livers...gotcha didn't I!? ~ Madagascar "What do you want me to do? Dress in drag and do the hula!?" ~ Timon from The Lion King "Maybe its because it makes you think of pop, and pop can make you hyper, and then it makes you think of corn, and that just leaves a bubbly happiness inside you, as it always should." ~ Me explaining why popcorn puts my friend Rina in a good mood. "come here, its a secret... Asantey sana squash banana wey weyuu a mimi a pana!" ~ Rafiki from the Lion King. Timon: Gone back? What do you mean? Hey! What's goin' on here? Who's the monkey? Nala: Simba's gone to challenge Scar. Yo, Rugman! Haven't seen you in a few millennia. Give me some tassel! ~ Genie from Aladdin. I'm kinda fond of you, too, Al. Not that I wanna pick out curtains or anything. ~ Genie. Peter: I remember you being a lot bigger Hook: To a 12-year-old I am huge ~ Peter and Hook, from Hook. Hello Children! ~ Hook. (I love the way he says that!) You're a very bad man who needs a mommy! ~ Maggie to Hook. Rufio: All grown-ups are pirates. Peter: Excuse me? Rufio: We kill pirates. Peter: I'm not a pirate. It just so happens that I'm a lawyer. Rufio: KILL THE LAWYER! ~ Rufio and Peter. You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity. ~ Buzz Lightyear from Toy Story. 'Highly explosive. Keep away from children.' Cool! ~ Sid from Toy Story. DON'T YOU GET IT?? YOU SEE THE HAT?? I AM...MRS. NESBIT!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!! ~ Buzz. Woody: Oh, you actually THINK you're THE real Buzz Lightyear?! And all this time I thought it was an act! Hey, guys, look! It's the REAL Buzz Lightyear! Buzz: You're mocking me, aren't you? ~ Woody and Buzz (I love that part xD) Buzz: Well, although you tried to terminate me, revenge is not practiced on my planet. Woody: Oh...well, that's good... Buzz: But we're not on my planet...are we? Woody: Uh...no... ~ Buzz and Woody (Hehe, I love that part too) The Claaaaaaw!! ~ Awesome little green aliens. Woody: Hey, who's got my hat? Shark toy: Look! I'm Woody! Howdy-howdy-howdy! Woody: (sarcastic laugh) Gimme that! ~ Woody and the shark toy. Patato Head: Oh a laser! How come you don't have a laser Woody? Woody: Its not a laser, its a little light bulb that blinks! Hamm: What's wrong with him? Patato Head: Laser envy. ~ Patato Head, Woody, and Hamm. Buzz: Excuse me, I believe the word you're searching for is 'Space Ranger'. Woody: The word I'm searching for, I can't say, because there are preschool toys present. ~ Buzz and Woody (Gotta love that part!) Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale. Amen. ~ Kevin from Home Alone. Gaston: Lefou, i'm afraid I've been thinking. Look there he goes, isn't he dreamy? Monsieur Gaston, oh he's so cute!! Be still my heart, I'm hardly breathing, he's such a tall, dark, strong and handsome brute! ~ The Triplets singing about Gaston. Lefou: That crazy old loon? He needs all the help he can get! Lefou, Gaston: (laugh) Belle: Don't talk about my father that way! Gaston: (konks Lefou on the head) Yeah, don't talk about her father that way! ~ Lefou, Belle and Gaston. If you are against Animal Abuse add your name to the list and add it to your profile or site. RogueWarrior869,BlackWolfHowling, Bubble Blower, roughdiamond5, Green.Winged.Mistress If you have ever stayed up past 5:00 in the morning just because you friggin' could, copy and paste this onto your pro If people mistake you for a vampire, copy and paste this onto your profile. If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile. Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile If you read Maximum Ride School's Out - Forever in under 5 hours copy this into your profile. If you read Maximum Ride Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports in under three hours, copy this into your profile. If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, danceswithwings119, gottaluvtwilight,freexflyer, Green.Winged.Mistress IF YOU'VE EVER BEEN TOLD TO STOP GROWLING AT YOUR TEAM MATES COPY AND PASTE THIS IS YOUR PROFILE IF YOU JUST GROWLED AT NOTHING TWO SECONDS AGO AND SLAPPED YOURSELF KISSED IT AND BROKE DOWN DANCING COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOU PROFILEIF YOU ARE ON A MAJOR SUGAR RUSH RIGHT NOW COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE IF YOU'VE EVER LEAPED DOWN THE HALLWAY OF A HOTEL AND TURNED THE CORNER AND SAW PEOPLE STARING AT YOU COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE If you've ever read/started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile. If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile. The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile. If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile. if you have ever repeatedly ran into a glass door copy this into your profile if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile if you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile if you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profileIf you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile. (dude, it was weird) If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile (I'm doing it right now :P) Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile. (My best friend got a fur coat and made me close my eyes and then made me feel it, i screamed :(, i'm still angry with her.) If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile. If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you becasue of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901 "Before you critisize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes." "Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most." "People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door." "An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed." One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies. Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mam saying you can still keep it. Why are the Force and ductape the same?-Both have a light and dark side and hold the universe together. Don't hate yourself in the morning-sleep till noon. Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought A good friend will bail you out of jail Oh him? He just has the most ah-dorable eyes you could ever fall for, and the cutest smile that will take your breath away And he has the ability to make you laugh when when the world just wants you to frown.you know you live in the two thousands wehn: 1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years. 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace. 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV. 6.) Your boss doesn;t even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5 isn't there. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did ._.s_s _ If you're a girl and you've ever So what if my teeth are yellow, So what if my breath smells sour If my fingers are brown and nicotined And I have to light up every hour I tell you what, i can run upstairs And take them two at a time. I only need a rest every fifteen .. Well twelve - or how about nine? No i've not thought of giving up smoking: It's my life i'll do as I please. OK so perhaps i'll die early But at least i'll have fun Cough, Cough, Wheeze. ... DON'T SMOKE! Just a little debate to tell you exactly how I feel- Rubber Ducky's!! I'm not insaine, and my hand puppet agrees with me. Don't frown, even when your sad, someone could be falling in love with your smile. You have to have darkness for a dawn to come. Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of stars. To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world. I like work. It fascinates me. I can sit and stare at it for hours. Somebody spiked the vodka. Weather Forcast for tonight: dark. Start every day off with a smile and get it over with. Charm is a way of getting the answer yes without asking a clear question. Some minds are like concrete; thoroughly mixed and permanently set. The town was so dull that when the tide went out it refused to come back in. Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. Tell the truth and run. All things consitered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative. The difficulty is not so great as to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for. You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public. When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear. If God intended for man to smoke, He would have set him on fire. Education is important, school however, is another matter. If you can't convince them, confuse them. Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic. If you hate it when people label you, copy this into your profile If you have ever insulted someone so stupid that they didn't get the insult, copy this into your profile If you are obsessed with violence, copy this into your profile If you love reading, copy this into your profile If you are inexplicably evil, copy this into your profile If you love to reminicse about the past, copy this into your profile If you think Lucifer is probably hot, copy this into your profile If your best friend is obsessed with a fictional charater, copy this into your profile If you and your friend often say the same things at the same time by accident, then copy this into your profile If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile. Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them? there are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that can't. whose cruel idea was it for the words 'lisp' to have an 's' in it? Favourite quotes: "It is my intension to commander a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, rape, pillage and otherwise pilfer my black guts out." - Captain Jack Sparrow - Pirates of the Caribbean- The curse of the Black Pearl “Mister President, I challenge you to a game of Hide and Seek.” - TeamEdwardCullen8208, the one that made The July Fools day happen (so good!) "Boxing is a lot of white men watching two black men beat each other up." - Muhammed Ali "I was a dog in a past life. Really. I'll be walking down the street and dogs will do a sort of double take. Like, Hey, I know him." - William H. Macy "Which should bother me more, that Charlie thinks I’m gay or that he threatened to shoot me?" - sillybella, the one who wrote the fanfic Chatting with Charlie (HAH! LMAO!) "It’s not too lemony though, more like a lime…" in TeamEdwardCullen8208's A/N on her fanfic And the world spins madly around (ome, adore) "I was basically looking up porn with my fiancé’s brother" - Daddys little cannibal - the one who wrote When Life Gives You Lemons (HAH! seriously, lmao!) "If you didn't kill him, then who did, sir?" "Who can say? Best thing for him, really. His therapy was going nowhere." - Clarice and Lector - Silence of the lambs "The only time you have permission to lose your trust in faith is when you realise that all your cool socks are dirty" - ME! XD "Why is it when we talk to God we're said to be praying, but when God talks to us, we're schizophrenic?" - Lily Tomlin "NOBODY MOVE! I've dropped me brain..." - Captain Jack Sparrow's fantasy character - The Pirates of the Caribbean - At worlds end "Fat kids are harder to kidnap." - i have absolutely no idea, i found it on the internet. "...one guy asked for my number and I told him I was gay, which always seemed to work." - HAHA! LMAO! okay, anyway... Bedwardfan, the one who wrote Never Forever (and may i just say that that fanfic is like, really good!) "I know they say vampires can’t cry, but I swear, right then, that day, I did." - sigh i'm in love with this quote, the 'maker' of this quote is the same as above, the same fanfic too. the quotes below? yeah, i've taken them from "The Romanticidal Edwardian" -Watch me hunt- Bella Swan (so adorable) -Who are you to judge the life I live? I know I'm not perfect - and I didn't live to be. But before you start pointing fingers, make sure your hands are clean- (Bob Marley) -You know you're in love when reality is finally better than your dreams- (Dr. Seuss) -People will always talk about you. Might as well give them something to talk about- ;) -A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left- (Marylin Monroe) -And you can quote me on the quote, unquote- (Dane Cook) -Love is when two people who care for each other get confused- (Bob Schneider) -Strike a pose; & act like your famous- -The hardest thing in this world is to live in it- (Buffy) -To live is the rarest thing; most people only exist- -It's not gonna be easy. It's gonna be real hard. And we're gonna have to work at this everyday, but I wanna do that...because I want you. All of you...forever- -Behind every untrusting girl is someone who made her that way- -"You think I lifted a van off you?" His tone questioned my sanity- (Twilight) -When life offers you a dream so far beyond any of your expectations, it's not reasonable to grieve when it comes to an end- (Twilight) -But I'm tired of trying to stay away from you Bella- (Edward Cullen) -gasp&orfaint-! -And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...What a stupid lamb. What a sick, masochistic lion- (Edward and Bella) (I would also just like to take a minute to point out that Edward and Bella so brought the word 'masochistic' back. I mean, no one even knew that was a word, or used it, until them. Just saying.) -You're wrong you know. You are worth it- (Jasper Hale Cullen) -Cullen boys...because they don't make them like that anymore- ;) -Stupid, shiny Volvo owner- (Twilight) -Bella's all about the extreme sports these days- (Alice Cullen) -Boys in books...are just better- -I have more fictional boyfriends than you do. Beat that!- -Hello, my name is: GOD- haha -I run with vampires- -Edward Cullen is so bringing sexy back- -I'll be your Bella if you'll be my Edward- -It's funny how someone can break your heart and you still love them with all the little pieces- -Happiness. It made the whole dying thing pretty bearable- (New Moon) -It's not about right. It's not about wrong. It's about power- (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) -She's like a woman fighting for more than life. She fights like fighting is her life. It is the air she breathes, and she knows she will win because...there is no alternative- (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) -Who really cares if you're in your house, or in a big open field? There is always something to surround you. You can pretend like you're free, but you're not. Not really. You will always be trapped. Four walls of plaster or the roundness of the encroaching atmosphere. I see no difference- -Well...you're a flower!- (Me) -It's pretty sad when you think about it. But I don't think about it- (My friend) -Yeah, none of those freaky Virgos here- lol (Jacob Black) -It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have every done; it is a far, far better rest that I go to than I have ever known- (Sydney Carton from A Tale of Two Cities) The trouble with most of us is that we would rather by ruined by praise than saved by critiscm- (Norman Vincent Peale) -It is in our idleness, in our dreams, that the submerged truth sometimes come to the top- (Virginia Woolf) -Obstacles are things you see when you take your eyes off the goal- (E. Joseph Cossman) -You don't have to have a reason to feel good - You can feel good for no reason at all- -The best things in life aren't things- (Art Buchwald) -Let us endeavor to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry- (Mark Twain) -"Good causes" seem to be quite expensive, especially compared to how cheap the bad ones are- (Me) -I look in the mirror & force myself to not look away. You can't look away from the truth. This reality that grips me is making me fall undone. When did this reflection change, & where did this thing come from?- (Me) -Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience - Lol! (Some Genius) -Wait 'til there's someone to cry about, someone to fight it out, someone to say you're the reason they breathe- -Aerodynamically, the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumblebee doesn't know it, so it keeps flying anyway- -It's the kind of relationship where we have a secret handshake, and she begs him to watch Disney movies with her, while he begs her to watch a scary movie instead. It's where they laugh and joke all the time, but they're serious when it's time to be serious. It's where neither of them have to say 'I love you' because they know with all their hearts they love each other. It's where they can mess around on her couch, and then she'll laugh at him when he tries not to look guilty in front of her dad. It's the kind of love everyone dreams about- -There's that one quote, 'when I'm around you the sky is a different blue'. What happens when I'm around you, and the goddamn sky is gray?- -So here's to teenage romance, and not knowing why it hurts like hell- -With bloodshot eyes, I'll watch you sleeping. The warmth beside me, is slowly fading- (Tears Don't Fall, by Bullet for My Valentine) -It's sad when people you know, become people you knew...When you can walk right past someone like they were never a big part of your life. How you used to be able to talk for hours, and now...you can barely even look at them- -I miss you...alot- -& she's so scared to get close to anyone because everyone who said they'd never leave...left- -Beginnings are scary endings are s a d It's the middle that counts the most;; don't look too hard for happy endings because you might just miss the best part of the story- -People hold onto something because they're afraid nothing that great will ever happen to them again- -If you can't hear my heartbeat ;; then you're too far away- - just because she comes off strong doesn't mean she didn't fall asleep crying & even though she acts like nothing is wrong, maybe, just maybe -- she's really good at lying - -After a year in therapy, my psychiatrist finally said to me, "Maybe...life isn't for everyone." - -You want a song of glory? Well I'm fucking screaming it at you- (Box Full of Sharp Objects by The Used) -Falling in love was the best idea I ever had- (Same song as above) - Forged in war, born of death, saved by love - Jackson Rathbone but, my absolute favourite quote is: -Why do we kill people, who kill people, to show people, that killing people, is wrong?- 'cus it reflects so much of me. Although my father hate it. Anyway, i love it. Too bad i don't know who wrote it. Just a little FAQ about me...(: Favorites Book: Twilight, Harry Potter and Jane Eyre TV Show: Grey's Anatomy, Desperate Housewives and The Simpsons Movie: Harry potter - alla of them - Pirates of the Caribbean - all of them there too - The Simpsons movie, Edward Scissorhands, Charlie and the chocolate factory, Sleepy Hollow, Chocolat and other Johhny depp movies Song: depends on what mood i'm in, right now it's The (Cullen) Llama Song Actor: Johhny Depp, Rupert Grint, Daniel Radcliffe, Robert Pattinson and Kellan Lutz (seriously, i am deeply in love with all of them) Actress: ehm..I'm not sure what her name is, i always get it wrong but i think it's Helena Bonham Carter, She plays Bellatrix Lestrange in harry potter, Charlie's mom in Charlie and the chocolate factory and Mrs. Lovett in Sweeney Todd (: Color: Limegreen, but black on clothes. Fanfiction: oh...i'm not sure actually..right now it's the Bella and Daughter trilogy XD, but i must say, i love Animal Crackers XD Candy: ehm.. i guess it's chocolate and jelly beans, i can eat them for hours without feeling sick :P Couples: AlicexJasper, EdwardxBella, EmmettxRosalie, CarlislexEsme, JacobxBella(although, i'm so voting for Edward), Little AlicexFredrik, JackxElisabeth, MexJohnny Depp, MexEdward, MexJacob, MexJasper, and, my personal favourite; MexEmmett XD Profession: Actress, artist, aouthor, singer and psychologist (although, i'll probably end up working at a bank, cus i can't act, draw, write, sing or have a sane conversation with anyone, except my dog, he gives the best answers.) God needed something to laugh at, that's why I was born. -- may i just say, i made that one up myself! :D "Mom, is God black or white?" "Both." "Mom, is God a boy or a girl?" "Both." "Mom?" "Yes?" "Is God Michael Jackson?" (NO OFFENSE!) "I feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us. If you believe in God and Jesus Christ is his Son. Then copy and paste this in your profile. If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says "If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven... If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever shouted from the top of a building "I AM A MOOSE!", copy and paste this on your profile. If you ever started talking with your friends in class to then notice that nobody is listening and it lookes like you're talking to yourself and then continue talking although you know that your friends aren't listening, copy and paste this on your profile. If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile. 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro! Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. If you think Fang is hot...copy and paste this on your profile. Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. (or Geek) If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile "Why does it always rain on meeee..." "What? It's raining? But i forgot my umbrella at home!" yeah, you'll only get that last part if your names were Sara and Sofia and Sara was singing a song that Sofia misunderstood. (: And if you listen to Coldplay. You know you live in the year 2000+ when... 1.) You accidentally enter you password on a microwave. --i so fell for that one-- THE CULLEN LLAMA SONG! :D here's a cullen cullen cullen werewolf cullen i was once a volvo i was only just undead did you ever see a cullen half a cullen is this how it's told now alice likes to spend the cash Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that. When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did. One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask directions. It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn. I hate it when the voices and my imaginary friends fight. Have you seen my mind? I seem to have lost it. If all else fails, try reading the instructions. Lying is the most fun a girl can have without owning a flamethrower. However, I own a flamethrower, and therefore, life holds more fun for me then just lying! I'm not clumsy... The floor just hates me. Smart is sexy. When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. If you can't convince them, confuse them. Remember this, if someone is bothering you. It takes 40 muscles to frown, but it takes only three to stick up your middle finger and say, "Bite me!" My imaginary friend thinks you have a very serious problem... Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder. Ask me no questions, I will tell you no lies… When in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout. Perfect men are only fictional. Sticks and Stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within. Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is humans way of saying you can't fire me, I quit. Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. Remember: Some people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. I'm not a complete idiot --Some parts are missing. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. God must love stupid people; He made so many. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory. Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a life time commitment for a pig. The trouble with life is there's no background music. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on. (a lot of the quotes are from DarkAngel2007 She's aWeSoMe) Instead of doing it yourself, you like to copy. If this describes you, copy this into your pro. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If your part of the 7 percent that would ask the person "what was your first clue?" copy this onto your profile then add your name to the list:Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A, Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A.,Evil Genus of the C.O.C.A., Invador Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, BellaBookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Spottedlilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.for.all.the.emo.boyz, I'll have some stupid Cliche, rainxface, maximumride24,FangsGirl24601, A Silenced Angel, horizontal stripes43 98 percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. if your one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy this on your profile Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Vampiress19, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese,Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz. fang-is-mysterious, A Silenced Angel, horizontal stripes43 Boys say that in everything they do, they can kick a girl's butt so bad that they cry. If you're a girl who kicks the boys' butts so bad they cry like girls, copy this into your profile and add your name. 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1. Biting the Hand that Feeds reviewsAfter arriving at the safehouse Chloe, Tori, Simon and Derek are told that they won't be part of the raid on the because they arn't trained. To prove everyone wrong and get a taste of the action, they undergoes weeks of rigorous in order to be ready.Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,228 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-19-09 - Chloe & Derek2. Animal I Have Become » reviewsA series of one-shot songfics. Chloe & Derek!Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,508 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 10-17-09 - Published: 10-9-09 - Chloe & Derek3. All Black » reviewsThis is a series of one-shots in dif. universes with the same people. Yeah. They're based on songs. I don't own the songs. I'll tell you which song it is at the beginning, and the artist who sings it. Yay, Good Charlotte!Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,038 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-23-09 - Published: 1-11-09 - Max & Fang4. How To Destroy: Him reviewsYeah. The sequel to How To Destroy Her. Obviously this one is about Max instead of Fang. So enjoy and I hope you like it! -Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,456 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-11-09 - Max & Fang - Complete5. Doce, Escuro Kiss » reviewsFang is sick. He's thirsty. His skin is way too cold. He's throwing up blood. Max doesn't know what to do with him. He keeps coming to her with these 'i'm so thirsty, can i have a little drink' requests...T to b safe. Hope u like. I asked firstMaximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,436 - Reviews: 53 - Updated: 1-11-09 - Published: 7-8-086. The Spawn » reviewsMax and Fang are dating, living together, and twentyone years old. They have two differant jobs. They live in New York. Iggy and Gazzy are piro techs and Nudge is a CSItor. Angel is a lie detector for the cops. Mild language. Nothing2 do w/ title.Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,282 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 1-11-09 - Published: 5-11-08 - Max & Fang7. How To Destroy: Her reviewsOne-shot. Will have a sequel. Slight Fax. A little...strange. Oh well. Hope you like! Lots of strength- Izzy EvansMaximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,343 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-21-08 - Complete8. My Edward » reviewsThere will be more than one chapter! I hope everyone likes it! It's a random idea i had about bella and the volturi...without Edward. Guess who my fav character is after reading it! JASPER In the third chapter there are exactly 1,999 words. WOOT! COOL!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,915 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-12-08 - Published: 5-13-089. Protectors reviewsLove to the werewolves, though annoying they are...Yeah, this is NOT A ONE SHOT because i have that slight inability to write one shots. Anywho expect imprinting! lolz Rating for slight language?Twilight - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,634 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-12-0810. Punks » reviewsWhat if the flock was never the flock,- cliched- but none of them had good lives, either? If they all knew each other, and were all cynical? Beaten, broken, and bruised? I tried. Language, violence T. Fax suggested at frist.Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,458 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 6-8-08 - Published: 5-27-0811. Testing Ocie » reviewsrandom test idea. Hope youguys like it. Triangle type thing. Obviously TobiasXrachel if ican work it in there. OOC duh, and basically bad i think...RXRAnimorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,852 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-3-08 - Published: 5-22-0812. Reality reviewsSequel to Asylum. Stormy is finally realizing that she's crazy. So now, when her imaginary flock rescues her from the Asylum she 'grewup' in, what is she supposed to believe? That she's going totally crazy, or that she's been lied to? Fax possibly&other.Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-16-0813. Find me or leave me, I don't care, you're dead » reviewsThis is my first story on here, so yah. I really hope u like it! ] I would put a summary but really I don't think I shud... ]But of course it's got some sort of faxnessMaximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,278 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 5-13-08 - Published: 4-20-0714. The Incident » reviewsSO this is like the first story i'll post on here and it's like really random. enjoy though! remember- input output. lols love it! Tobias/RachelAnimorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,659 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5-11-08 - Published: 3-25-0815. Asylum » reviewsAnother random idea. this will have a sequel. I like it. Stormy is thirteen and she lives in an insane asylum. But she doesn't believe it, and neither do her hallucinations. One question- is it real or is she really crazy?Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,104 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-11-08 - Published: 3-25-0816. It All Started With Ari reviewsKk so basically Fang is in his room and like remembering and writing things and Max calls for him.HE goes down stairs and no one is there. A note is left and a torn picture. One of two things happened- Max left him or Max was captured. Title is stupid.Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-16-0817. UhOH! ShutUP! reviewsoh goth here i go again! this is a silly stupid story that fang would kill me for. oh well. u don'thave to like it, there's even pairing suggestions in here that even I don't support so just ignore my wierd ways. that's spelled wrong. well enjoy. -IzzyMaximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-12-0818. Don't hate me » reviewsThis is not a 1 shot anymore because i got bored and decided to make it longer. it's sad so if youdon't like fang then this is a good story for you. but i like fang and i wrote it so blah. if you do like fang, still read it.Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 1-12-08 - Published: 12-27-07 - Complete19. Flying with Friends Isn't Always Fun » reviewsWit was looking into his eyes. She knew he was going to die, and he did too. So he ordered her to leave, leave and get to safety. She shook her head, but ran. Never to see him again. Faxness and other....things...yeah.Hehe. I hope you like it!Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,339 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 9-26-07 - Published: 7-22-0720. I know you see it! reviewsThis is a story I thought of while reading someone elses story, though it isn't like theirs at all so yah, Fax and fun!Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-2-07
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