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since: 11-26-06, id: 1169677, Profile edited: 07-13-08
Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, and V.C. Andrews.

Wotcher! As I'm sure you clicked on this button to learn allllllll about me, well, let's starts with the basics...

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

Name: Not going to tell you, naturally, but you can call me; Elladan, ElrohirCrispy Chicken Wings, Tra la, or oopie. Please. Do Not Ask.

Gender: Shemale. No, Malefem...Female! That's the word I was looking for!

Age: 102 years older than you, 102 years more immature than you.

Nationality: Australians all let us rejoice, for we are young and freeeeeee!!

Friends: Wait, what? I have friends?! Wow. Eeto... Katelyn, also known as Katie, Sultana, Elladan, whatcyaname when I can't remember her name... Caitlyn (Yes, two Katelyn/Caitlyn's, also known as Bailey to avoid confuzzling confusion, Jessica, to me she is known as 'Jeshica' with a cute accent! Dana, I don't call her anything else... And if there is anyone else I have forgotten, watch me bend on me knees and beg pitifully for forgiveness.

Quote of the week:

"I'm insane, what's his excuse?" -Spike, Buffy: The vampire slayer!

Hmm... My stories! Which I love. A lot.

Changing the past- I'm sorry I haven't updated in (checks time) about...forever-ish... Since I've been balancing schoolwork, a new story, and life in general, I just haven't had time (sniffle) if someone would like to adopt this awsome little fic, it's all yours, if not, someone'll just have to kick me up the behind and get me to update...

A will to live- My newest story, should probably be updated regularly as possible, is Fred/George/OC

The talk-Bahahahaha! Funny little story! But same as Changing the past, if you want it, it's yours, if not I'll find my muse somewhere...(looks hopefully at Kaoru)

All my other stories are one-shots, which you should definitely read!!

I have been thinking about doing something like this for a while, and so, without further ado, I bring you...

PHELPSTWINSANDELFTWIN'S CHALLENGES!!

Betrayal:

Harry is excused of murder in his fifth year, and sent to Azkaban without a trial. Four years later, his innocence is proven, and his so called 'friends' and all he used to know beg for forgiveness. But he is not ready to give it.

Rules/Details:

1. There must be a pairing, but there is only two allowed, either Harry/Ginny, or Harry/Draco. Or a threesome between them, if you can't choose, that is acceptable as well (grin)

2. Both Ginny and Draco must believe in Harry's innocence from the start.

3. During his time in Azkaban, Harry must become powerful somehow. What actually happens to him is up to you (e.g Wandless magic, most powerful wizard since Merlin, multiple animagus froms, etc...)

Competition finishes:

25th of December, 2008 (Christmas day) Remember, I live in Australia, so those one day behind us get one less day, sorry!

Entry:

To enter the competition, you have to email me first:

email: haldir.and.legolas.the.blonde @ hotmail . com

And you must have a beta.

I hope to have many entries!

That's all for now.

Phelpstwinsandelftwins

G'night/G'day




1. Changing the past » reviews
Tonks goes back into 1977 to protect everyones future, she with remus in her own time, so how much selfcontrol does she have? rlnt, hpgw, rwhg, rated just in case
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,003 - Reviews: 202 - Updated: 7-10-08 - Published: 6-12-07
2. A will to live » reviews
Imprisoned at Malfoy Manor, raped, beaten, and starved, what point is there to go on? Why an unwanted teen pregnancy-by-rape, and two mischevious red-headed twins turn round a sarcastic girl's world, for the better...
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,398 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 6-12-08 - Published: 4-22-08
3. We are here together » reviews
You watch them grow, you laugh with them, you love them. What mischief can they get up too? Could they love eachother anymore than they do? More chappies comin
Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 3-6-08 - Published: 11-26-07
4. The Talk? » reviews
Sequel to HWYKWHLIB and Whoa, awkward. Lots of chapters! The adults give the kids The Talk but it doesn't go quites as planned, as pregancies and humor ensue...
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,362 - Reviews: 118 - Updated: 3-6-08 - Published: 12-3-07
5. Whoa, Awkward » reviews
Sequel to How would you know what harry's Like in Bed, They find harry and Ginny somewhere...
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 57 - Updated: 11-27-07 - Published: 7-7-07
6. Forever and ever reviews
Annie and Luke, fluffy. Stay with me forever... Forever and ever...
Complete - V.C. Andrews - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-29-07 - Published: 9-29-07
7. Evergreen Fails reviews
Just a sweet little poem I made up in year 6...wow that was a long time ago
Complete - Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-26-07 - Published: 8-26-07
8. How would you know what harry's like in bed? reviews
AU! Tonks and Ginny battle it out, who is better? Harry or Remus?
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 4-6-07 - Published: 4-6-07
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