Wotcher! As I'm sure you clicked on this button to learn allllllll about me, well, let's starts with the basics...

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

Name: Not going to tell you, naturally, but you can call me; Elladan, ElrohirCrispy Chicken Wings, Tra la, or oopie. Please. Do Not Ask.

Gender: Shemale. No, Malefem...Female! That's the word I was looking for!

Age: 102 years older than you, 102 years more immature than you.

Nationality: Australians all let us rejoice, for we are young and freeeeeee!!

Friends: Wait, what? I have friends?! Wow. Eeto... Katelyn, also known as Katie, Sultana, Elladan, whatcyaname when I can't remember her name... Caitlyn (Yes, two Katelyn/Caitlyn's, also known as Bailey to avoid confuzzling confusion, Jessica, to me she is known as 'Jeshica' with a cute accent! Dana, I don't call her anything else... And if there is anyone else I have forgotten, watch me bend on me knees and beg pitifully for forgiveness.

Quote of the week:

Genius by Birth, Lazy by Choice.

Hmm... My stories! Which I love. A lot.

I have an ongoing series of oneshots about the lives of different Naruto characters -any pairing. If you thin up the weirdest pairing on earth, send it to me, and I'll write it!

I have been thinking about doing something like this for a while, and so, without further ado, I bring you...

PHELPSTWINSANDELFTWIN'S CHALLENGES!!

Shino in love. Title is self-explanatory.

Shino finds himself madly in love with...Someone who is not Hinata or Kiba.

My challenge is...For all you authors out there to write me a fic about poor Shino's troubles as he tries to get this unusual person to notice him!

There can be lemons, there can be a threesome, heck, the only rule is no Shino?One-of-his-team-mates (way too overdone)

The winner will be mentioned in EVERY STORY I WRITE from now until...whenever shrug

P.S You must have a beta!

Hope to have many entries (PM me so I can keep a record)

That's all for now.

Phelpstwinsandelftwins

G'night/G'day