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Author has written 4 stories for Kingdom Hearts, Pokemon, and Ouran High School Host Club. x-x-x-x-x-x Sorry for the long profile, but it's really only just a lot of those copy and paste things. Promise! x-x-x-x-x-x This is just a shout to my older brothers. I never would have been able to write my first lemon without you. And not just for that. For being my big brothers, too, even though you so didn't have to. Thanks, Zander, and Damien too! Love you guys heaps! And this is another shout to my older sister, LiliNeko! Yeah, you read right, she's mah sister! XD Anyways, thank you too Lili for sticking with me through all my crush/anime/anime crush rambles and being so damn funny. I loves you too, sis! x-x-x-x-x-x ((A Bit About Me)) Name: If you're smart and like Kingdom Hearts, you'll figure it out, LOL... x-x-x-x-x-x ((A Bit About What I Like)) Anime: Wow, there's lots here, so I'm just gonna count of all of them off the top of my head: Pokemon, Digimon (only Season 3, mostly - I watched very little of the first season, a tiny bit more of the second, near enough all of the third and started watching the fourth, but never got around to finishing it), Cardcaptors (the awesome-est ever anime), Dragonball Z (I wouldn't go searching for it, but if it's on, I'll watch it. I sat through two DBZ movies in succession, which I thought was pretty impressive, seeing I was a hardcore Pokemon fan and wouldn't normally look at anything else XD), Yu-Gi-Oh (watched all of the first season and almost all of the second, but then it kinda got boring after so much of the same thing), Air Gear (awesome, but then it just ended!! Why?! TT_TT), Black Cat, Le Chevalier D'Eon (interesting, but the art kind of...well, sucked), InuYasha (not a whole lot, so don't expect me to know everything about it) ...uuummm...I remember something years ago called Shinzo on WNTV, but I can't quite remember what it was about...something to do with cards...again...OH! Ouran High School Host Club (love the twins!! They're my brothers in real life!! No shizen, I'm serious), Fruits Basket, Perfect Girl Evolution (I can't be bothered typing out it's Japanese title, but that was awesome-like too), The Melancholy of Suzumiya Haruhi, Saiyuki (I've only watched a few episodes but I've been side-tracked from it lots with other anime and manga, LOL), Oban Star Racers (its good and I would say a decent watch, but there is so much other things that could top it), Death Note (I have never seen two guys who are more destined for each other than L and Light except Naruto and Sasuke. Watch it!), DN Angel, Bus Gamer (very good as I loved Toki, but it should have gone on longer. Toki rules!!), all the Hayao Miyazaki movies, Whisper of the Heart being my favourite (Shizuku reminds me so much of myself, even more then Hinata! It's amazing! O.O But in saying that...where the hell is my Seiji?!), Claymore (oh mah gawd, everyone must watch this. Tis the awesome-est, if you like that kind of stuff), Darker Than Black (dude, Hei/Li is just... -drool...- You must watch this too, if not for the plotline, then for the amazingly hot, dangerous guy dressed in black leather! -squee!!-). x-x-x-x-x-x ((A Bit About My Favourite Pairings)) The pairings are not in order, nor are the catagories!! I can't choose because I love them all...but I've decided that I'm not doing all the anime and manga I've watched and read. That would take way too long. And I thought you guys should know that I'm fully acceptable to yaoi, but not yuri. It gives me the creeps and just feels strange to read. But I have read a couple! So don't tell me to try one, because I have and my mind won't change about it. Sorry again =_=" Also, some of the pairings on here to you may seem a little...strange? But anyway, I'll have you know that I'm a lover of crack pairs. They're just so...interesting. So, if you see a pair on the lists that sounds a bit weird, don't judge yet! Go check them out, some are really awesome if you find a well-written one :D Note: For yaoi - first person mentioned and the one in the middle with threes is the uke!! LOL... Kingdom Hearts (straight): Kingdom Hearts (yaoi): Ouran High School Host Club (straight): Ouran High School Host Club (yaoi): Fruits Basket (straight): Fruits Basket (yaoi): Perfect Girl Evolution/Yamato Nadeshiko Shichi Henge (straight): Perfect Girl Evolution/Yamato Nadeshiko Shichi Henge (yaoi): Saiyuki (straight): Saiyuki (yaoi): The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya (straight): The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya (yaoi): Oban Star Racers (straight): Oban Star Racers (yaoi): Skip Beat! (straight): Skip Beat! (yaoi): Loveless (there is no, I repeat, NO straight pairings in Loveless. I refuse it!): You won't believe this, but... Loveless (yuri): Naruto (straight) Naruto (yaoi) x-x-x-x-x-x ((A Bit About The Weird Me)) Just something to laugh over, I guess. I am so weird... I. I like to eat pizza crust first. Well, there are probably a lot more weird things that happen around/to me, but I can't be bothered to remember at the moment. I'll add more when I figure them out or learn something else new. Edit: Wow, I'm getting quite a list here now. LOL, I'm really weird. x-x-x-x-x-x ((A Bit About Those Copy And Past Things)) Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile. If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile. 92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your carcass off. If you have a really great friend you've met over the internet and think that the paranoid people who say you shouldn't talk to people over the internet should go shove their megaphones somewhere unpleasant, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Neassa, Bexmar. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. RACISM IS WRONG! If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the comercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile If you belive that Pluto is awesome and should still be planet because now pluto will have emotional scars then put this into your profile. If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile! If you are insane copy and paste this into your profile. If you know the clowns are out to get you, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are crazied and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile. Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this onto your profile. If you've ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE! ... copy and paste this into your profile If you are a proud Roxas fangirl, copy this into your profile. 98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS! I want child abuse to stop, and if you do too, copy and paste this onto your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile. I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I wanted to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the child I bore, nursed, and raised. The court said I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I and the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treated me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male. I am the girl who is always crying herself to sleep at night because I am afraid of my mother finding out just exactly who I love with all my heart. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it. You know you live in 2007 when... 1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they 4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just 6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer. 7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling. 8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this. 9. You were too busy to notice number five. 10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five. 11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity. 12. Repost if you fell for it. You know you did. A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile. 98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.(Bagels smoothered in cream chesse!) If you think Demyx is a cute little dork, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think Organization XIII are the best bad guys EVER, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have a bad feeling that Riku is going to end up dying in an upcoming Kingdom Hearts game, copy and paste this into your profile. If you know that you would cry if Riku did die in an upcoming Kingdom Hearts game, copy and paste this into your profile. If you were startled in the cutscene before his death, when Demyx suddenly went serious, copy this into your profile. (May Demyx rest in peace) If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile. If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever laughed randomly while watching a movie at a part that wasn't funny copy and paste this to your profile. If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever insulted someone so stupid that they didn't get the insult, copy this into your profile. If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy this into your profile If you are insanely weird, copy this into your profile. If you think rap is the most awfulest thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.--And always remember. Crap can't be spelled without first spelling rap. If you don’t dance to avoid injury to yourself and those around you, copy this into your profile. If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insanse, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile. Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. (or Geek) If you have the release date of Breaking Dawn marked on your calander, copy and paste this onto your profile. Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!(9 IS BETTER THAN 8!!) If you think all the good ones are either married, gay, or fictional creatures, copy and paste this to your profile. If you are in love with a fictional character, (coughcoughEdwardCullenRoxasSoraRikucough), copy and paste this to your profile. Did you know... kissing is healthy. bananas are good for period pain. it's good to cry. chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. lying is actually unhealthy. you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you. 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. chocolate will make you feel better. most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. a good friend never judges. a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any. boys aren't worth your tears. we all love surprises. Now... make a wish. Wish REALLY hard!! WISH WISH WISH WISH Your wish has just been recieved. Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and... Your wish will be granted. If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. Ever ran into a poll, Copy and paste this into your profile. If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile. If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile. 30 of kids go to college/uni. the other 70 either drop out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are on of the 30 that KNOW that your going to college/uni put this on your profile and add your name to the list. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Gaara's-pandachan101, Hillarious Tragedy, Bruce n' Charlie, Kara Hitame, Yangu Fuyu, Midnight Hikari, Bexmar, If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile. (Actually, I have both someone who resembles me in personality and TWO people who look like me! And all of them are my friends! How freaky is that?) If you want to be a writer and fanfiction is just the beginning copy and paste this into your profile. 98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile. If you can't figure out if these copy and paste things bug you or if you love them, copy and paste this onto your profile.(OHH SO MUCH!) If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile. ~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer. !eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI Love knows no gender, age or color. If you totally agree with me, put this in your profile. For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. Try not to cry. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Month One Mommy I am only eight inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Everytime I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heartbeat is my favorite lullaby. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Month Two Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me You could definetly tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It's so warm and nice in here. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Monthy Three You know what Mommy? I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Month Four Mommy My hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can curl my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs I am becoming quite good at it too. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Month Five You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, whats abortion? XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Month Six I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy, what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP ME! XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Month Seven Mommy I am OK. I am in Jesus' arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Mommy, why didn't you want me? XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Every Abortion is just... One more heart that was stopped Two more eyes that will never see Two more hands that will never touch Two more legs that will never run One more mouth that will never speak. Abortion is wrong. People are here on earth for a reason, and some crazy mothers dont want their babies. If you are against abortion copy and paste!! (The warning didn't work...-sniff-) A girl and her boyfriend were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle. Girl: Slow down, I'm scared. Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No it's not. please, it's so scary. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now please slow down. Guy: Now give me a big hug. (She gives him a big hug) Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself, it's really bothering me. The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that his brakes weren't working, but he didn't want his girlfriend to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live, even though that meant he would die. If you would do the same thing for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile. PLEASE PAY ATTENTION!! My name is Sarah. I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't do a wrong I can't speak at all Or else I'm locked up All day long. When I'm awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe i'll just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door He's already locked it And i start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much to late His face has been twisted Into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain Again and again O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While i lay there motionless Brawled on the floor My name is Sarah I am three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me. If you think child abuse is wrong and needs to stop, copy and paste this into your profile. Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school In memory of the Columbian students that were lost Now you have two choices: 1) Repost and show you care If you don't believe life is fair shit...copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a teacher who doesn't know what the heck they're doing and you hate them because they annoy you paste this into your profile. If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile. If your Overly Obsessed with Kingdom Hearts...COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you cried when Axel faded copy and paste this into your profile. Drugs are bad news. Copy this into your profile. Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your profile. Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile. 98 of teenagers have participated in underaged drinking and drugs. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy this into your profile wearing a smirk of pride. If you hate selfish, racist, homophobic, biased assholes, put this in your profile. My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Or have I? ...xD) I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this in your profile. If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are against Animal Abuse add your name to the list and add it to your profile or site. RogueWarrior869,BlackWolfHowling, Bubble Blower, panache2005, danceswithwings119, Midnight Hikari, Bexmar, I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinerytisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool! If you could read this copy and paste it into your profile! If you have an iPod and love rocking out to it, post this in your profile If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile. If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you think that all other vampire stories are 'fakes' after you've read Twilight C&P. If you think the Cullens should have their own theme music :o) Copy this to your profile. If you are extremely obsessed with British boys and their accents, copy and paste this into your profile. If you agree with Bella that life without Edward is useless then copy this to your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! If you have a problem with counsellers, copy and paste!! If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile. if you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. If you like claymation movies (e.g. Wallace and Gromit, Corpse Bride) copy this into your profile. If you ever looked at one of your family member and said "who the hell are you?" copy to profile. (At least, I THINK he was a family member...xD) If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have copied and pasted one of these things into your profile and then fixed up the spelling/grammar/other errors you found in them, copy and paste this into your profile! ()() THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!" 17. Throw skittles at people and yell, "Taste the rainbow!' 18. Go the toy section, get a light-saber and start challaging people to a jedi match. 19. Follow a random person and if they turn and ask why are you following me yell, "No I won't have sex with you!" Repost this if you laughed... x-x-x-x-x-x ((A Bit About My Favourite Quotes From Random People...OR...More Copy And Paste Things XD)) A good friend will bail you out of jail, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying "damn that was fun". Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads. If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging! The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true. My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone. Curiousity killed the cat, and satisfaction brought it back. In a dog-eat-dog world the best thing to do is become a cat. A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could blackmail you with it. A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps themselves. When life gives you lemons...squirt the juice in your enemy's eyes! "Love at first sight" is just another way to say "I'm stupid and desperate." Everyone has photographic memory. Some, like me, just don't have any film. Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. If guys had periods they would brag about the size of their tampons. Silence is Golden, but duck tape is silver. A good friend will comfort you when he breaks up with you. A BEST friend will call him, whispering "Seven days..." "Don't piss me off, I am running out of places to hide bodies!" I met some crazy people. They made me their leader! I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me? Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I love you. I was doing fine until I ran out of stars. All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative. When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear. Homework. n. (def.) a crude form of mind control still practiced in some primative societies. One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. Tell your voices to SHUT UP...I can't hear mine... I didn't fall from heaven, I rose from hell. We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumb ass. Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run - he hates that. If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you. Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over. I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by. Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic... Whose cruel idea was it for the words 'lisp' to have an 's' in it? Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much. I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends. Boys are like Slinky's, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving. "Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else" "Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real." "How many of those fork-thingies do you HAVE?" When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling. Live your life so that when you die, you're the one smiling and everyone around you is crying. Some people are alive because it's illegal to kill them. The chipmunks told me to do it When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. He who laughs last didn't get it. Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God! Whos' cruel idea was it for lisp to have an 's' in it? Behind every bitch there's a guy that made her that way. Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement. Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter. If annoyed further, I shall spork your eyes out. "Stress: The condition brought on by overriding the body's desire to kick someone's ass." Sarcasism is your bodys natural defense against stupidity. I'm nobody...Nobody is perfect... so I'm BETTER THAN YOUUUUUUUUUUU. If everything seems to being going well...you have OBVIOUSLY overlooked something... Whenever you feel pissed off at someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you're a mile away from them...AND YOU HAVE THEIR SHOES! BWHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! "If at first you don't suceed, destroy all evidence that you tried." "I will not chase the boys, I will not chase the boys, I will not chase the boys... unless they provoke me!" MENstrual pain, MENstrual cramps, MENtal anxiety, MENopause... goddamnit... all of our problems start with MEN!" "They say practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect so why practice?" FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. Because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? That, my children, is called a wall. But beware, the wall is solid. Yes be afraid! Be very afraid, for we cannot walk through it! Believe me children, for I have attempted this many times before. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up. Go away or I will stuff you up that vending machine!! People used to call me names, but thats ok, they're dead now. "When life gives you lemons, say hey, I like lemons. Got anything else for me?" Music is like candy - you throw away the rappers. You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, then I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. "If you're looking at a guy, you're blind to all his flaws, but when it's you you're looking at, flaws is all you see." "Guys with Emo hair are like a billion times more sexy than other guys." (So true.) I ran with scissors, and lived! Once you go fangirl you can never go back. I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse. If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? Tell the truth and run. What happens if you get scared half to death twice? My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems. Roxas can take a roundhouse kick in the face from Chuck Norris and STILL look pretty. You know what makes letting go of a crush so hard? The fear that the moment you let go, they'll catch on. Girls Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat. Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead, who keeps your picture in his wallet, who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants, who holds your hand in front of all his freinds, who thinks your beautiful without makeup, one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you, THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER! Having the love of your life say "we can still be friends", is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it. My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought. You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door. 'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO! FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up! FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste! FRIENDS: Would ignore this. BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit! He who laughs last thinks slowest. A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you. A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you. A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in. A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies. If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. 1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you. Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't. I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, geez! "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made the horn louder." "When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets." "God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman." - Adela Rodgers St. Johns "I can't die, because I'm the main character of my own life." Olny 55 pepole otu fo 100 cna raed tihs. Cna yuo? "People fear the strange and unusual. I am the strange and unusual." "Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright." "Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED. Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing." "I am a bomb technician. If you see me running try and keep up!" It's only funny until someone gets hurt, then it's hilarious! "When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back." "I reject your reality and substitute my own." Adam Savage, Mythbusters. You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. I'm the kind of who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened...yesterday. They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. BEWARE! You're ass is grass and I am the lawn mower! I OWE MY MOTHER 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about." 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!" 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone." 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it." 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!" 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!" 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do." 16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home." 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!" 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way." 19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?" 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me. " 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up." 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father." 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?" 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand." And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you. x-x-x-x-x-x ((A Bit About My Fics)) Before, During, After: Tamaki/Kyouya, OHSHC fic. -sigh- What a success this was and I wasn't even expecting it! First for a lot of things, and I'm so proud of it. I don't think I would change much about it, except maybe pay closer attention to the spelling and such, because my stupid spellcheck doesn't work anymore, for some reason. But that's ok, because I'm a pretty good editor anyway. The odd one or two mistakes. Like a Cold Knife Through the Heart: One-sided Olette/Roxas, KH fic. Admittedly, not my best fic ever. A bit depressing and kind of all over the place. I don't really like it that much, but I kept it on here for some reason, even though it has pretty much zero reviews. Just a way to get a particular feeling out, I guess. As I said, not my best and one of my firsts. Maybe I'll just get rid of it... Love Is For Idiots!: Kairi/Roxas, KH fic. Put on hold. I haven't updated in ages, but that's because I don't really like it anymore. I still want to write it, but I want to rewrite it so I like it better. The first chapter, particularly, I really hate. It's far too cliche, unrealistic and quite Mary-Sue-ish. I can't take it! Soo...I'm rewriting. I don't know when I'll get to it, but I'll get there...eventually... =_=" Also, the title doesn't feel right anymore. I think I'll end up changing that too. Just a head's up. 10 Steps to Being a Good Bodguard: Olette/Roxas, KH fic. Given to me to write by Dark Ambition. I believe I work really hard on this fic when I'm writing it because, as stated before, it's not originally mine and I didn't want to disappoint the Mother Writer, LOL. Anyway, it's better written than LIFI! because of that, but also LIFI! was my first fic and you know how disasterously first fics usually turn out. But yes, I haven't updated in a long while, but I'm not leaving it! I promise! Right Here: Misty/Gary friendship, Pokemon fic. For LiliNeko's Egoshipping contest (I got 4th place!) A two-shot of which is missing it's other half. This is quite depressing because, though people probably won't believe it, this truly happened to me. The second part, it gets worse, but don't worry. I suppose everything turns out alright in the end. And by the way, this fic, though it is based on a real event, is not exact. Certain things didn't happen, like a particular kiss or song ...-turns red-...but near enough everything else is dead honest. Please go easy on it. It's like Like a Cold Knife Through the Heart, in which I wanted to get out some feelings. x-x-x-x-x-x Alright! So...do you like me? Really?! You'll drop by and say hi? Maybe even review? Aww, you're so sweet! ...Aw, c'mon! I'll review yours if you review mine? Well, thanks for reading all the way down here. I know I ramble a lot, but I think if you take out all the Copy and Paste things it should be a whole lot shorter...? Maybe not, LOL. Bye! Bex. P.S: Copy these... If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you have read my whole entire profile, YOU'RE A STAR AND MY FRIEND FOREVER!! Copy and paste this into your profile :D | |||||||||
1. Before, During, After reviews-YaoiLemon- "Following pure insticts, Kyouya gave an experimental twist of his hips and relished in the sound of Tamaki's pleasured gasp..." Accepting feelings, Kyouya wants to remember how Tamaki looks before, during and after their first night together.Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,214 - Reviews: 60 - Published: 6-3-09 - Tamaki S. & Kyōya O. - Complete2. 10 Steps to Being a Good Bodyguard » reviews-REMAKE- Olette, the sensitive new girl in school, needs help. She's being bullied and no one will do anything. She thought she could get through this on her own, but she knows different now. She just needs hope. A bodyguard. Or maybe...something more?Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,398 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 5-5-09 - Published: 4-10-08 - Olette & Roxas3. Right Here reviewsHello. My name is Misty Waterflower. Today is Thursday. On Sunday, my best friend's girlfriend died. Misty/Gary FRIENDSHIP FIC. Warning: Character death. OOCness. Two-shot.Pokemon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,633 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-20-08 - Misty/Kasumi & Gary O./Shigeru O.4. Love Is For Idiots! » reviewsOn hold for heavy editing. Please don't read; IT'S HORRID! But I'm trying to fix it. Just don't read it yet. I'm serious .Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,803 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 8-9-08 - Published: 10-6-07 - Kairi
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