Haurvatat
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since: 11-27-06, id: 1169876, Profile Updated: 03-18-13
Author has written 28 stories for Naruto, Loveless, Fullmetal Alchemist, Kingdom Hearts, Gundam Wing/AC, Yu-Gi-Oh GX, Shaman King, Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王!, One Piece, Legend of Korra, X-Men, Supernatural, Firefly, TV X-overs, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

Hi! I'm a 19-year-old asexual feminist who curses like a sailor. Feel free to get a head-start on hating me so I can get a head-start on giving no fucks.

I'm majoring in Chemistry at George Mason University and minoring in fine art. I speak and read a little Latin, Japanese, and Farsi (Persian). I do ballet, cook, bake (yes, cooking and baking are two different things), write (no shit Sherlock), draw, paint, carve, sculpt, make jewellery, make stained glass, and there's probably some other crap I've forgotten. I also read books and fanfiction voraciously. Guess that's that.

I typically can't stand 1st person stories because people can't write them properly, but the.israel.project107, snowdragonct, and the absolutely godly Sunhawk (she's not on ffnet, bless her heart, but if you Google Sunhawk's 'Ion Arc' you'll find the most incredible Gundam Wing AC fanfiction ever written - and I've read hundreds) have shown themselves to be proficient. Also, can't forget the immortal Rick Riordan with the Percy Jackson books. I can't think of any other writers right now who use it well, but if I remember, I'll honour them here.

My own fanfiction is old and outdated, so please don't judge my skills by that. Actually, please only read the stories published in 2010 or later. Everything before that is complete and utter shit that I only keep here to remind myself how far I've come.

Often when I start a story, I don't end up finishing it. Actually, I almost never get to the tenth chapter. How "100 Days of Ace Being a Buttwipe" got as long as it did is purely a mystery to me. My attention span increases the older I get, but I'm still not what you'd call dedicated in any sense of the term.

I AM AN ARTIST ON DeviantART, SO PLEASE LOOK ME UP: http://www.nadeshiko-tenshi.deviantart.comOn Archive of Our Own (AO3), my pen name is AuntieNadeshiko and sometimes I post things there that I don't post here. Just saying. I'm forgetful like that.


1. The French Were on to Something » reviews
Zeus has closed off Olympus and abandoned Camp Half-Blood. Percy is not what you'd call pleased, and new demigods are needed to replace those lost in the Titan War, and they're going to need some help from some certain Hunter friends of Artemis, never realising how similar their stories are. Rated for language. Percabeth. AU. Sequel to "Not All Monsters are Legends".
Crossover - Supernatural & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,694 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 5-10-13 - Published: 4-1-13 - Sam W. & Dean W.
2. Not All Monsters Are Legends » reviews
Percy is very badly ill when he's drugged and stolen from his home by a psychopath. He also can't say that he expected to be saved by two more psychopaths. That doesn't mean his troubles are over - far from it, actually. Sick!Hurt!Percy, ProtectiveDaddy!Poseidon, obligatory Percabeth. Slight Supernatural crossover. No knowledge of SPN required. Rated for language and violence.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,163 - Reviews: 132 - Updated: 4-1-13 - Published: 2-26-13 - Percy J. & Poseidon - Complete
3. 100 Days of Ace Being a Buttwipe » reviews
Men only call each other brother when they've called each other a lot of other things first. Ace & Whitebeard Pirates-centric. Mostly Ace, Thatch, and Marco. No pairings, cutesy. Rated for lang.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 44 - Words: 103,291 - Reviews: 503 - Updated: 1-28-13 - Published: 11-16-11 - Ace & Marco
4. Indiana Jones Eat Your Heart Out reviews
SPN RPF J2 Wing!fic. Jared is a seraph and is intent on spending the rest of his life puzzling out just what that means. When his college TA Jensen accidentally gets involved, there might be considerably more adventure involved than either of them planned for. Some cursing. All of the gay I can pack into one fic. My first RPF so please leave my important organs unscathed.
TV X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,283 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-14-12
5. No Wealth No Ruin No Silver No Gold reviews
'What serendipity had it been that Death had been the one to collect him back in Cold Oak, that he had known Sam all this time only to find that his one hope was Sam himself' - An exploration of Death's motivations to save Sam's soul from Hell, and his continued relationship with the Winchesters. Some language, but not much.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,555 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-28-12 - Death & Sam W. - Complete
6. Feel For Our Way Back » reviews
The Winchester boys are free from the Academy at long last, but that doesn't mean they're free of the Alliance - especially when luck-killers like the Tam siblings accidentally cross their paths. That is, if such a meeting of the tortured psychics can ever be coincidence. Firefly-verse. Unabashed cursing, mostly in Chinese. Dialect. We'll see what I feel like doing for pairings.
Crossover - Firefly & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,590 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 9-18-12 - Published: 9-11-12 - River & Sam W.
7. Oh Dear » reviews
AU. Castiel Novak, fine upstanding Christian man, moves to Maine and promptly falls head over heels for the gay porn star next door. Oh yeah. This one is going to end well. Dean x Castiel, Destiel. Pure crack based on a tumblr prompt, so you know some ridiculousness is going to get involved, whether I intended it to get involved or not.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,322 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 8-28-12 - Published: 8-27-12 - Castiel & Dean W.
8. Thought Naught reviews
Charles is a slightly defective dementor who loves screwing with people in the name of science. Then Erik the murderer is sent to Azkaban, and it only gets weirder from there, really. X-Men: First Class crossover with HP. What am I doing with my life? AU. Fluff. T for language and very brief mentions of violence.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,735 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-31-12 - Charles X./Professor X & Erik L./Magneto - Complete
9. There's a Clamour in Your Whispering reviews
Sometimes the silences say what words cannot. Luffy needs to convince Fukaboshi that his life isn't something he's allowed to ever throw away. Luffy- and Fukaboshi-centric. No slash, pairings, violence, etc. Rated for mild lang.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-24-12 - Luffy - Complete
10. Diplomatic Immunity » reviews
Yuuri isn't used to the diseases in Shin Makoku, and so is completely unprepared when a simple illness threatens his life. Being away from Earth doctors also probably wasn't the smartest plan ever. No pairings ConYuu if you squint REALLY hard? . Healer fic/sick fic. Rated for lang.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,202 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 6-17-12 - Published: 6-13-12 - Yuri S. & Conrad W.
11. If Vision is the Only Validation » reviews
The government is corrupt and the world is going to seed. Who is there left to trust but the criminally insane? AU Somewhat Ace - centric; includes the Whitebeard Pirates and the Strawhat Pirates; rated for lang; NO PAIRINGS SLASH, HET OR OTHERWISE
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,801 - Reviews: 69 - Updated: 6-9-12 - Published: 3-7-12 - Ace & Luffy
12. Pants on Fire reviews
It's after a particularly nasty run-in with the Equalists and Korra needs a little help. Well, except for that part where she never needs anyone's help. Mako x Korra, Makorra, complete fluff, special appearance by Pabo! Rated for mild language.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-14-12 - Mako & Korra - Complete
13. The Tango: Korra reviews
Dancing the tango with Korra is supposed to help Mako's dodging abilities in the ring... how exactly? Makorra fluff, Rated for language only
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-4-12 - Complete
14. Who Are We To Tell Ourselves We're Misunderstood? reviews
The War is over and everything is changed. Naruto deals with being the only Jinchuuriki left alive... at least, the last one alive by certain standards. No pairings. Rated for language and brief mentions of violence.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,767 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-24-12 - Naruto U. & Killer Bee
15. Whatever God reviews
AU - Luffy will protect his older brother if it kills him. It almost does, but as long as Ace is alive, he's not sure he much cares. Warning: foul language. No pairings/slash unless you squint. Scenes so sweet you'll get diabetes.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,064 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 11-6-11 - Luffy & Ace - Complete
16. My Worst Fears, Realized » reviews
Haou grinned. He had been suppressed for years, but now there was this golden opportunity, dropped right in front of his face, and damn if he was going to let it get away. - Spiritshipping, sequel to Your Worst Fears, Realized -
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,128 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 8-22-11 - Published: 1-26-09 - Jaden Y./Jūdai Y. & Johan A./Jesse A.
17. Just Anyone reviews
Yuki Judai didn't become a genocidal fascist for just anyone. Jim was probably a bit short-changed in that regard, given that he was willing to die for him and all.
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-18-11 - Jim C. & Jaden Y./Jūdai Y. - Complete
18. Living in Sin » reviews
Conrad's been an assassin since World War II. Yuuri's headed for college on a sports scholarship, but somehow has gotten on the bad side of the wrong people. So what happens when Yuuri is Conrad's next scheduled target? Conyuu, AU
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,892 - Reviews: 61 - Updated: 6-13-11 - Published: 1-21-10 - Conrad W. & Yuri S.
19. Baby, it's Cold Outside reviews
Conrad loved the boy deeply, but for the love of everything demonic, couldn't he send someone else to be a little icicle-coated angel? Conyuu - Oneshot
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,059 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-18-10 - Conrad W. & Yuri S. - Complete
20. Your worst fears, realized » reviews
Judai leaned his head against Johan's shoulder, sighing as the sun began to disappear over the horizon. "We… are the biggest idiots in the history of stupid people, aren't we?" "…Yeah." JohanxJudai aka JessexJaden, slight lemon PLEASE, R&R! Spiritshipping
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,818 - Reviews: 53 - Updated: 1-26-09 - Published: 7-10-08 - Jaden Y./Jūdai Y. & Johan A./Jesse A. - Complete
21. Dreamcatchers » reviews
Yoh sobbed, the tears never once taking pity on his already torn soul. This wasn't supposed to be the way that things turned out. It was supposed to be a wonderful. A dream. This... this was a nightmare. Hao X Yoh, R&R plzkthxbai
Shaman King - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,972 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 10-26-08 - Published: 10-21-08 - Yoh A. & Hao A.
22. Of Mannequins and Military school » reviews
-"I blew up one of the Marquesas Islands in the Pacific Ocean, currently owned by France. I told you it wasn't terribly exciting or elaborate." 1x2, 3x4, 5x... well, damn. Poor Wuffers never gets any love.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,724 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 3-26-08 - Published: 1-4-08 - Duo M. & Heero Y.
23. The Little Voices Have Pretty Good Ideas » reviews
Axel sighed knowingly and looked up at his hair. "It would take too long to describe my head," he said simply. It got the point across.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,372 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 12-24-07 - Published: 11-11-07 - Roxas & Axel
24. Interdimensional Experimentation and Toast » reviews
An Artemis Fowl and Loveless crossover RitsukaXSoubi Artemis experimemts with other dimensions, accidentally pulling Ritsuka and Soubi into the real world. Critical, indepth reviews please.
Loveless - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,565 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 11-8-07 - Published: 8-6-07
25. While You Were Out » reviews
I lurvs me some RoyxEd crack. So's I wrote me some, just fo' you.BONUS PACK! Also included: Havoc's secret talent [whatever you're thinking, THAT'S NOT IT!] ne? Oneshots in chapters
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-23-07 - Edward E. & Roy M.
26. The girl that I ignored reviews
Poetry Naruto finally realizes how much Hinata has cared for him in the past, and how much he loves her now. NaruHina, naturally
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-19-07 - Naruto U. & Hinata H. - Complete
27. Transvestite Sasuke reviews
Oneshot. Naruto catches an eyeful of Temari's latest plan for Sasuke's image. Implied SasuNaru. Blatant ShikaTem.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-14-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete
28. Hinata's Love Advice reviews
Hinata could never tell Naruto or anyone else how she felt about him. So she consulted Kiba's cousin. What has she to lose? NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-14-07 - Hinata H. & Naruto U. - Complete