Hello visitor,
Feel free to browse my uber-long profile.
Try not to get lost!
And remember: PMs are sweet, but reviews and favs are sweeter. :D

.i won't tell if you won't tell.

.but i swear to you my love.

.keep my heart and hold my hand.

.destroy my fears and keep me safe.

.if this you swear, then so shall i.

“They’re there for us to try and overcome.
If we bow to our flaws, then we are overcome.”

~Lauren, penname SaccharineDreams (said at 1:00 a.m. on Friday, August 15th)

NEWS ABOUT 'DESPERATE DECISIONS':
I recently deleted my Stockholm-Syndrome-based Tokyo Mew Mew fanfic because I'm going to redo it. It had a bad start, and I have ideas to do much better. It should be back up soon enough. So if you like KisshuXIchigo, and the idea of that story, be patient. It'll be back.

NEWS ABOUT 'RAMUTAI':
I recently deleted my only Inuyasha fanfiction, Ramutai, which was a parody of Jumanji. I had written it poorly, and lost ideas for it. I might revamp it, because I still like the idea, or I might hand it over to my friend Lauren (penname: SaccharineDreams). Either way, you will get the story back, only it will be improved tenfold.

NEWS ABOUT 'THE ONLY ONE WHO LOVES YOU':
I also recently deleted my first Naruto fanfiction because I strongly dislike it. I was silly back then, making such a Mary-Sue OC and pairing her up with Gaara. Yeah, so I had quite a few reviews and favorites on it, and I apologize to those people, but it was awful. So now... it's gone.

my DeviantART account: http://poetic-kitsune.deviantart.com/

my YouTube account: http://youtube.com/poeticrainbow

FANART I DREW FOR MY FANFIC BITTERSWEET STRAWBERRY BLOOD: http://poetic-kitsune.deviantart.com/art/BSB-Vampire-Brothers-74244729

AU versions of Naruto and Gaara used as descriptors in my fic, Detrimental Benefits : http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=qqvinm&s=3

Ready for random facts about me?

I hope so!

Ready ...

and GO:

my name is Arianna but that's hard to remember, so call me Ari (you can add a Japanese honorific if you like; i won't mind. :3 )

i'm sixteen years old

i'm obsessed over anime

i'm a lot of a yaoi (gayness!) fangirl

i read (novels and manga and fanfics) far too much

i can't survive without music

i draw

i write poetry

i can't sing worth a damn

i was homeschooled (but didn't begin until about six-to-seven weeks after nineth grade - highschool - started)

i am now a junior in high school

my religion is Christianity

i'm always broke

i have one kitten and one dog

i have two younger siblings

i think of my friends as long-lost sisters

i love to swim (and i have a pool)

i'm okay with my friends being gay or bi or lez opposed to me being straight

i have an unnatural obsession with Tim Burton films; espectially The Nightmare Before Christmas, hence my pen-name

i want to become a professional writer (among other things)

i can play the drums

i've never been kissed (not that i'm ugly or anything XD)

i'm single

it's a petpieve of mine when people don't push in their chairs

i daydream about being able to fly

i went into a depression in 8th and part of 9th grade, but i'm okay now (and no, i did not slit my wrists, not even once)

i love making new friends, face-to-face or internet, it doesn't matter

i CAN'T STAND rap music, but R&B is cool

i know how to use a katona sword and do some martial arts, so beware~!

i'm a deviantART & youtube whore

i love crack fanfictions that are random and have no meaning, 'cause they make me laugh SO HARD

i love typing the phrase: OMGWTFLOLBBQ~!

i love typing IN ALL CAPS so that it looks like I'M SCREAMING IN YOUR MIND ... it makes me feel POWERFUL (haha, Ellen, anyone?)

i have a perverted mind, i'm so sorry; blame the boys in middle school and the internet 8D

I AM A PROUD "RANDOM GLOMP"-ER

i love the sound of a piano

i just ADORE vampires and werewolves in movies or books; especially werewolves/werecats

i laugh when bad people die or get hurt in movies//books; poetic justice, muh friend, poetic justice ...

I CAN LICK MY ELBOW; IT IS TOTALLY POSSIBLE, DON'T LET THEM FOOL YOU!

i'm evil ... i kick beached whales. :0

'D: oh noes!' is a fav saying of mine (i said it before i even saw it on the 'net. fo shiz.)

QUOTES:

'Naruto smiled as he turned around. “You’re shy! HA! I didn’t think you were scared of anything, Gaara! You learn something new every day!”' ~The Chain Reaction and Awkward Situations! by TaraStoppable

'Sora whined, “Everyone thinks I’m airheaded.” .:. “As your inner blond, I should know,” Roxas shot back.' ~Narcissus, by avmin

'Gaara narrowed his eyes in detest at his thoughts, not liking the way they were headed. No, he did not just compare himself to a girl. He had enough problems without adding gender identity to the list.' ~Shadows of the Heart (chapter 7) by KyoxSakiFan

"That's so sweet, I'm getting diabetes!" ~Queen Barrel, SMA ep. 40 (part 2)

Allen: “Of course, I wasn’t exactly counting on you lot to have one anyway. They really are bloody expensive.” Lavi to Lenalee: “I love this guy, Lenalee. He makes me wanna be British." ~Any Way You Want it by Novelist Pup

'They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people'. ~Eddie Izzard

“Well, there’s only so much of Iowa to soak in. Two weeks and I would have been bashing my own head in! Besides, I couldn’t stay away from the Enterprise for too long, I had…important…captainy…stuff… Why the hell are you in my room?!” ~Kirk to Spock in Destiny by Chicapazy (I laughed SO hard when I read this. Pure genius. XD )

Kirk: Hey, Spock, how do you make antifreeze? Spock: Well, Jim, ethylene glycol is created when water chemically reacts with ethylene oxide. Kirk: No. You make Auntie freeze by taking away her pajamas! laughs Spock: ...Your jokes are highly illogical... ~Stolen from someone's signature on deviantART

"I'm a mog; half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend~!" ~Barf from Spaceballs

"Are you out of your Vulcan mind?!" ~Dr. McCoy (Star Trek the movie II: Wrath of Kahn; also in Star Trek 2009)

"Do you know why T-rexes are so pissed off all the time?" "- Is this going to be a stupid joke?" "It's because their arms are too teeny for them to jerk off! I'm convinced." "...So it is a stupid joke." ~SMA bloopers 17/18 ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XQIS6Eadrc )

Kirk: “Why don’t you go stab someone with one of your hypo’s and stop bothering me, for a change?” McCoy/Bones: “It’s a funny thing; the only person I have the urge to stab these days is you.” ~Breaking Points by Keshka

Allen: “You're such an idiot Lavi...” Lavi: “A sexy idiot!” ~Laven For Me and You by NellaXIval

"If someone asks you if you're ticklish, it doesn't matter if you say yes or no. They want to touch you. If someone asks you if you're ticklish and you do not want to be touched, say something like 'I have diarrhea. And yes, I am very ticklish.'" ~Demetri Martin (stolen from YamiTenshi's profile)

"Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies." ~Demetri Martin (stolen from YamiTenshi's profile)

“The young always have the same problem – how to rebel and conform at the same time. They have solved this problem by defying their parents and copying one another.” ~Unknown, but it's terribly true. Good thing I don't copy others! XD

“Whoa, I didn’t know pandas could tell jokes. Now all we need to do is get him to juggle and ride a tricycle and we have ourselves an act!” ~Lavi to Bookman in Mozart's Spirit by P.A. Lovas

violetmoon145: I get so angry when I think that right now he's with her, kissing her, saying her the words he said to me once.
a_poetic_rainbow: yeah, i'm pretty pissed about that, too. but you have to remember: boys do sutff like that - one girl to the next, the same words and actions as the last - because they think with the small head in their pants and not the big one on their shoulders.
violetmoon145: Geez, what a rip off.
a_poetic_rainbow: ha, i know.
a_poetic_rainbow: teenaged boys are rip-offs in general.
a_poetic_rainbow: actually, that's what teenaged boys and band-aids have in common: you have to rip them off quickly unless you want to hurt longer.

"Do you know what Chuck Norris does every night before bed? He sharpens knives with his teeth."

"Chuck Norris can drink so much that his urine is regularly used as a type of rocket fuel."

"Chuck Norris poops light sabers."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Chuck Norris threw it."

"Chuck Norris’s belly button is actually a power outlet."

"Chuck Norris has a beautiful singing voice. Unfortunately, the sound of it would melt the average human brain."

"On his birthday, Chuck Norris blows out his candles by blinking."

"Chuck Norris graduated from school with a degree in Chuck Norris."

"Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice."

"Chuck Norris can divide by zero."

"Chuck Norris can do the impossible because he's Chuck Norris, dammit."

"When a tsunami happens, it’s because Chuck Norris has been swimming laps in the ocean."

"Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter."

"Chuck Norris is the only person on the planet that can kick you in the back of the face."

"The only reason Chuck Norris didn't win an Oscar for his performance in 'Sidekicks' is because nobody in their right mind would willingly give Chuck Norris a blunt metal object. That's just suicide."

"Chuck Norris is so fast he can start a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together."

"When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris."

"Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants."

"Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits."

"When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris."

"Chuck Norris has to maintain a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants."

"Chuck Norris can speak braille."

"Chuck Norris created all the accents in the world by punching everybody in the throat each in a different way."

"Chuck Norris doesn't pop his collar, his shirts just get erections when they touch his body."

"I indulged you, bitch!" ~My mom telling my dad that she already humored him by watching American Idol, and now she was leaving. (But I doesn't sounds like that, does it?)

"Love breeds shipping. Shipping breeds pairing wars." ~Pein in Gabzillaz's comic on deviantART (( http://gabzillaz.deviantart.com/art/Sage-Arc-Crack-1-115950462 ))

"You can go camping with the tent I have in my pants!" ~Sailor Moon Abridged Bloopers 11 & 12 (( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhMgb60_JAE ))

"This show is just one inside joke after another." ~Jhonen Vasquez, referring to his cartoon Invader Zim (during the commentary on the DVD for the episode, 'The Worst X-Mas Ever')

“Christ on toast. How many hits of acid did you take?” ~Sasuke to a caffiene-high Gaara in Ruger Luminist by YamiTenshi

“I’m just teasing, Gaara. Sheesh. You keep on looking like that with that murderous glare of yours, and the security will take you away for disrupting the peace.” ~Mentally In Love by Reiko Katsura

Naruto: "You look like a black sharpie with a mismatched red cap." Gaara: "You look like a box of assorted colored highlighters." ~Mentally In Love by Reiko Katsura

Naruto: “You’ve got me all to yourself.” .:. Gaara’s mind went blank with those words, going off to “happy Gaara land” where naughty things happen all the time. ~Laying Claim by Vampire Ifurita

Naruto: “It should rain more often here.” Gaara: “If it did, we would be called 'the Village Hidden in the Mud'.” ~ The First Law Of Energy by The Lady Morana

Naruto: "Now I remember why I hate you, Sasuke." Sasuke: "Why's that?" Naruto: "You're a prick." ~My Sanctuary by Ripuku

"Now listen, you think you're cute and maybe you actually are, but being cute doesn't make it okay for you to be unfaithful." ~Wolfram (Kyou Kara Moah!)

"Penis this, ass that, sex, and~ splat!" ~Rianne-ennaiR on yaoi smut in an MSN convo which evolved into... "Penis this, ass that, sex, and~ splat! That's how we do yaoi, friends, ya gotta try it out! It's better than heroin, better than crack, and no matter what way you do it, you always hear that tell-tale splat!"

“Joy to suffering, victory to battle, life to the dead, for that is what the bloodred stone grants. Men honor it with the name, ‘the Philosopher’s Stone’.” ~unknown

"You either die a hero... or live long enough to be in the sequel." ~Dark Knight trailer spoof ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sYBqhOEdRQ&feature=rec-fresh )

"That was shallow, cheap, and based solely on hormones. Works for me!" ~Freakazoid (but i would have totally come up with that if given the opportunity. XD )

'No Naruto-kun, I promoted you because you’re the first person I’ve ever been concerned about. Now show me what this love thing is all about so I can decide if that’s what I feel for you!' ~Gaara's unsaid reponse to Naruto's question of why he 'promoted' him to 'bodyguard' in Call Me A Safe Bet, I'm Betting I'm Not by Tipperkuu

"Cheating is like wearing your grandmother's underwear. Sure it'll cover your hiny, but if you make a habit of it, you've got a problem." ~Steve Irkle from Family Matters

EPIC INSULT MOMENT FROM REIKO KATSURA'S FANFIC, MENTALLY IN LOVE:

“Obviously, moron.”

“Don’t call me a moron, bastard.”

“Usurakontachi”

“Ah! Asshole!”

“Baka.”

“Jerk.”

“Dumb ass.”

“Ice queen”

“Dead last.”

“Uchiha!”

“Loser.”

EVEN MORE EPIC LET'S-BOTHER-GAARA MOMENT FROM THE SAME FIC AS QUOTE ABOVE:

“Please, Gaara? Wont you tell me? Please?”

“Gah! What kind of big brother are you? You’re supposed to spoil me!”

“Gaaaarrraaaaa!”

“Gaaaaarrrraaaaaaa.”

“…” Eye twitch.

“Pleeeassseeeee, Gaaaaraaaaaa-kkuuuunnnn?”

“…” Double eye twitch.

“Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!”

“Water.”

“Gggaaaaarrr… huh?”

"So in the end, my girlfriend became my archenemy, my archenemy became my best friend, and my best friend became my girlfriend. But hey, that's high school." ~Will Stronghold from Sky High

Edward: "You know Jacob, if it weren't for the fact that we're natural enemies and that you're trying to steal away the reason for my existence, I might actually like you." Jacob: "Maybe... if you weren't a disgusting vampire who was planning to suck the life out of the girl that I love... well, no, not even then." ~Eclipse (pg. 503)

"I make the Cowardly Lion look like the Terminator." ~Twilight

Shukaku: “Can’t we at least torture him? I know some wonderful ways involving only 3 grains of sand a leaf and a blade of grass.” Gaara: “I don’t even want to know where you get these ideas.” ~A New Life by cryaesion

“Back evil spawn, back I say!” ~Gaara (talking to Shukaku) in A New Life by cryaesion

“NEJI HYUUGA GET YOUR SORRY ASS OUT HERE THIS INSTANT OR SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES!” ~Kurenai in A New Life by cryaesion

Gaara: “I am merely playing my part.” Naruto: “Part in what? This isn't a play, dammit." Gaara: “All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players.” ~Baby Blues by blizzie8826

"I don't recall hearing a conversation going on. Mostly I just heard you prattling." ~Kakashi to Naruto in The Outlaw by bleakdesolation

Gaara secretly believed that Shukaku was a closet romantic. ~Behind the Sun by QueenTigris

“Well, that’s the difference between, ‘inspired by true events’ and ‘based on a true story’,” I say chuckling. ~The Child Named Demon by Yellow Kiwi

"What can I say? You're like a chocolate bar. First you have to unwrap it, then you lick it, then you savour it while you take it in your mouth." ~Gaara to Naruto in a RP with Rianne-ennaiR

"There's a fine line between insomnia and insanity." ~CollaneR (SO TRUE. when i get insomnia and real sleepy but can't sleep, i get really loopy and crazy and delusional... =0 )

“RikuyougotmepregnantandnowI’mgoingtohaveababyandit’syourfaultsotakeresponsibility!” ~ 9-year-old Sora to Riku after Selphie told him where babies come from (which she said was when people 'kiss and stuff' )

“It was an idiotic joke,” Gaara told Naruto bitterly. “It came from me. Did you really expect it to be genius?” Naruto asked with a smile. ~ A Blessing by thattreevesgirl

"Fine. But if you try anything funny..." .:. Vlad laughed evilly. "Now why would I do that, Samantha?" ~The Raven Himself by Shining-Zephyr

"The amityville toaster! Make breakfast spooky!" ~Foamy The Squirrel, "The Amityville Toaster"

"Yea, Hiii!" Gaara said, in the most innocent voice a guy like Gaara could possibly make. "I wuuv you!!" ~A Naruto Vacation! by nitrotiger17

my dad in a sing-song voice: "Remember: patience is a virtue~!" my sister in a confused tone: "Then... does that make eagerness a sin?" me: "HO SNAP, I think it does! I must have sinned a lot, then." ~a family moment

"Mrs. Lovett; you're a bloody wonder, eminently practical and, yet, appropriate as always. As you said repeatedly, there's little point in dwelling on the past; so come here, my love... " ~Sweeney Todd (at the end of the movie)

"Because in all of the whole human race, Mrs. Lovett, there are two kinds of men and only two: there's the one staying put in his proper place and the one with his foot in the other one's face!" ~Sweeney Todd (the sing "Epiphany", my favorite~!!)

"One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject." ~Unknown

“Like you’ll ever be sorry…" “Fuck you.” “That’s illegal.” “…And awkward…” “I need a drink…” ~Dial Tone by YourConscience813

"Oops, I appear to have fallen on your lips." ~Unknown, but that's genius as hell. I have got to use that sometime! XD

“Hey baby, I noticed you noticing me, and I just wanted to put you on notice that I noticed you, too.” ~Will Smith, The Fresh Price of Bel-Air

Pudding: "Wh-who are you?" Kisshu: "I am... an angel." Pudding: "That's a lie! Angels don't have evil faces like that!" Kisshu: " =.= " ~Tokyo Mew Mew (episode 7)

Jack: "...Why is the rum gone?" Elizabeth: "One: it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. And two: that signal is over a thousand feet high; the entire Royal Navy is out looking for me; do you really think there is even the slightest chance they won't see it?!" Jack: "Yes, but why is the rum gone?" ~Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl

“Keh! I’m not saying she’s a bad Kage,” Naruto shot defensively, “She’s just a psycho nutter.” ~Naruto talking about Tsunade in Optimism by torture-insanity

"Hmm, I think we just corrupted Axel's view of his love-interest, Hayn." Seifer sniggered, eyeing Axel amusedly. ~Special Discount by Blue Funk

“You are going to die a virgin!” ~Shukaku to Gaara in Trapped in Closet: No ramen, believe it! by Flyflew

“Hey Gaara.” With a sigh he turned, “What, Naruto?” “…ya like ham?” ~Precious Meaning by DrenchedInBlood

When he said 'hot,' of course, he didn't mean hot like 'oh, these noodles sure are hot.' Or even 'damn, it sure is hot today.' No, he meant hot like 'wishing the right amount of chakra could destroy the sun because it's melting off my face and I think I'm going to die a very dry and lonely death.' ~Desert Storm by pellaz

"Hear my faith, I shall show eternal loyalty towards your soul." ~Forgot, sorry. But I love that quote.

"Let's see, here... 'If the subject fails to respond use aggression to liberate his true disposition'... Right. Did they ever pick the wrong guy for this one..." ~Demyx from Kingdom Hearts 2

"Call me that one more time... and I won’t hesitate to scrape out your insides with a rusty soup spoon." ~Naruto to Sasuke referring to the nickname 'dobe' in Never Bet Against A Lucky Bastard by Queen Tigris

“Naruto,” Sasuke said after a bit. “I know you’re not gay. What I do know, however, is how extremely easy it is to mess with you.” ~Reasonable Madness by Silentz

'A small chuckle broke out, before Sasuke restrained himself. “That, my friend, was a serious burn. Even I felt the heat.” ' ~Reasonable Madness by Silentz

"Gaara...its snow. I swear it won't hurt you." ~Naruto from Snow Day by cneko2

Gaara: "...I'm teaching her how to write 'ai' tomorrow if it kills me." Naruto: "Huh? Why?" Gaara: "Hearts," he said with conviction, "are not manly." ~from Snow Day by cneko2

Then Gaara blushed. ‘HELL MUST HAVE FROZE!!’ ~Great Kazekage! by xxtaragonxx

'Breathing was overrated, after all. ' ~For the love of the Hat! by Konpeitou

'Internal dilemma: to move or not to move? Lose the happy hugging feeling or lose all feeling in his legs? Huh…' ~For the love of the Hat! by Konpeitou

"Roxas's isn't gay! He's just...Axelsexual." ~ Camp Friendship by SetsuntaMew

'“I’m so glad you’ve been paying attention, Axel.” Zexion said in monotone. “Well, you know, I always pa-- OMG IT’S SOMETHING SHINY!” Axel ran off quickly in a different direction.' ~Out of Context by YourConscience813

'Naruto flushed, slightly embarrassed. “Oh,” he said. “I must have been more tired that I had originally thought.”' ~Meeting In Sand by Vampire Ifurita

'Gaara tried not to think of all the different dirty things that were trying to pop up in his head from such a simple action taken by such an oblivious blonde.' ~Meeting In Sand by Vampire Ifurita

'“Cliché eh?” Naruto asked. Gaara cracked an eye open. “That’s ridiculous. It’s not like I feel butterflies in my stomach when they’re around… ok maybe I do, but that’s different! And it’s not like I worship the ground they walk upon… though I do admire him a lot… but that’s different! I don’t have love-y romance-y daydreams about him…. Maybe once, but that doesn’t count! I had eaten something really strange, and it might have affected the way I think! I don’t fawn over him like Sasuke’s crazy fangirls…. Who are really creepy by the way… I just happen to look at him a lot and admire him and stuff… that’s not fawning! It’s an entirely different thing. I don’t think of him when sappy things come on TV, or I read a love poem… though I do feel like it would be nice if that poem were from him to me and we were that sappy romance….”' ~Meeting In Sand by Vampire Ifurita

"But Invader blood marches through my veins like giant, radioavtive, rubber pants! The pants command me ... do not ignore my veins!" ~Zim to Tallest from Invader Zim

“Sasuke?” “No, I'm the boogie man. Of course it's me, dobe!” ~Naruto and Sasuke in The Adventures of Panda Man ans Fox Boy by Apollo Owens

"Roxas, put your pants on." ~Quinton Flynn (Axel's voice actor) at an Anime con (in response to fangirl asking for him to say 'Roxas take your pants off')

"Go home and shave your giant head of smell with your bad self!" ~Zim to Dib from Invader Zim

“Yes. Bastardly things. Like, you know, practicing his glare, growling, scaring small children, stealing Christmas from the Whos, the usual.” ~Naruto explaining Sasuke's behavior to Sakura in Baby Blues by blizzie8826

“Because I am deeply in love with you for turning me from my psycho killing ways and desire to show it by ravishing your body.” ~Gaara explaining the reason behind GaaNaru yaoi fanfics to Naruto in Drinking Conversations by B. D. Gerretson

"Hey, hey! I think of things too, ya know; I think of lots of things." ~Dragonrider13025 in one of her flashes

Zuko: "Hey Wolverine, nice sideburns." Zhao: "Why thank you Cyclopse, how's the eye?" ~Avatar: The Abridged Series by GanXingba

"Are you insane?!" "Only on days that end with 'y'." ~Unknown, but that's funny as hell for obvious reasons

"I was in the park, staring and wondering why the Frisbees were getting bigger. Then, it hit me." ~Unknown, but i've seen it on a t-shirt

"I dream in darkness, I sleep to die. Erase the silence, erase my life. Our burning ashes, blacken the day. A world of nothingness, blow me alway." ~lyrics from 'Sweet Sacrifice' by Evanescence

"Yes I want you, yes I need you, sweat runs down my chest..." ~lyrics from 'Melt The Sugar' by the Summer Obsession

"It's a giant mushroom ... maybe it's friendly!" ~cactus-high Sokka from Avatar: The Last Airbender, season 2

"Got it memorized?//Commit it to memory." ~Axel's catch phrases (english//japanese)

"Get inside my mouth if you want to live." ~that one pellucan from Finding Nemo...

"I want you to look cute and cuddly, Private; Today we blow this joint." ~yay, Madagascar penguins!

Dr. Finklestein: "That's twice this month you slipped Deadly Night Shade into my tea and run off." Sally: "Three times." ~The Nightmare Before Christmas

"Ooh, I'm feeling weak ... with hunger! One more roll of the dice oughtta do it!" ~Boogie from The Nightmare Before Christmas

"With this hand, I will cup your -gestures to chest- ... oh goodness no!" ~Victor practicing his wedding vows from Corpse Bride

"Cripes, Ichigo, if you want another kiss just ask." ~Kisshu to Ichigo from Tokyo Mew Mew

"In that case ... I'll serve justice until you're sick of me, ~nya!" ~Ichigo from Tokyo Mew Mew

"If the other side is greener... fertilize." ~Uknown

"I have very little patience and I can't hardly wait to get some more!" ~Uknown

"Pudding's PuddingRing puddings are very pudding-y, aren't they?" ~Pudding talking about her attack from Tokyo Mew Mew

"I just used Masha to powderpuff my face." ~Ryou Shirogane in Tokyo Mew Mew In A Nutshell (episode 4)

"Oh, I forgot how to breathe, help me remember, I'm so stupid, EHH!" ~Norbert imitating Daggett from The Angry Beavers

"But we awoke one autumn day to fine that she was gone." ~the poem And She Was Gone from As Told By Ginger

"Oh cheeselogs!" "Oh, butternuts!" ~Vlad's random 'teh oh noes' moments from Danny Phantom

"I don't see how you mother f-ers think I can do shit myself when MY TOOLS AREN'T PINK!!" ~Natalie Dee from nataliedee.com

"It's my lucky charm, be sure to bring it back to me!" ~Kairi from KH1

"You can do eet ... ALL. NIGHT. LONG!" ~Rob Schneider from The Waterboy

"If yaoi is a sin, then won't hell be one mass orgy?" ~Unknown

"Mom's making macaroni tonight; that means garlic bread, YES!" ~Clark from the Benchwarmers

"You can stop doing that freaky spazz-thing now. I'm bored with it." ~Me to my brother

"I'm no ordinary female doctor ... I'm a lesbian doctor!" ~My (younger) sister made up one day from her dirty little mind

"I got chocolate-bubblegum!" ~GIR from Invader Zim

"In the name of the Moon, I will punish you!" ~Sailor Moon (english dub)

"Stupid is as stupid does." ~Forrest Gump

"Ehhh ...What's cookin', doc?" ~Bugs Bunny

"Not if you explode from all that ice cream first!" ~Pence to Hayner from KH2

"HA~ See! There ARE rapist Nobodies out there!" ~Unknown, but it was on an icon with a pic of Axel being glomped by a Dusk

"My true name is ... Mansex." ~Xemnas in a fan vid, LoL

'This kiss frightened me. There was too much tension, too strong an edge to the way his lips crushed mine—like he was afraid we had only so much time left to us.' ~Bella from Eclipse

"Underpants, underpants, underpants, underpants, underpants..." ~Chii from Chobits

"We're sinking, we're sinking, we're sinking! Faster, Al! ... AHHH! Gimme your head! ... Stop complaining, we have to get the water out!!" ~Ed to Al in the Comquerer of Shamballa movie

"Hey Edward, there's a party in my pants and you're invited!" ~Hippo-dude to Edward from Camp Lazlo

"Arms ... and legs ... USELESS!" ~Random teammate from Invader Zim (episode "Hobo 13")

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((Can you read this? If so, then it proves that you don't need the first letter of a word for a sentence to make sense to your brain.))

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Y is for youth, 'cause we don't like 'em old...
A is for...ass (or so I've been told).
O is for "Oh, yeah, baby...you're so hard!"
I is for insane, 'cause that's what we all are!

If your parents ask what 'yaoi' is, tell them it stands for "Young Academics On Ice."

Ten reasons why a cucumber is better than a man!

1. He doesn't snarl.

2. He doesn't have a mother.

3. He's hard for a week.

4. He's only 29 cm in length.

5. He isn't jealous when you're having fun.

6. He isn't mad when you have higher paying at work.

7. He doesn't hit on your friends.

8. He doesn't stink like beer.

9. He doesn't come home late.

10. You can eat him whenever you want, and then get a new one.

THE KH SURVEY

(Please copy and paste this onto your profile and answer the questions! Spread the KH fever!)

SECTION ONE: The "Favorite" Questions

1. Your favorite KH guy?

That's extremely difficult to answer! But if I must choose, then I think I'll say Axel. I have a thing for redheads... and fire. But Sora and Roxas are tied for second.

2. Your favorite KH girl?

NAMINE!! I just flippin' adore her. There's no contest. XD

3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?

Vexen. I dunno, I just hate that guy. But Xaldin is a close second.

4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?

By far, that has to be Larxene. What a bit-- i mean "female dog".

5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Twilight Town. It's so pretty there; and I like to visit Hayner, Pence, and Olette. But Halloween Town is right up there. I effing adore TNBC.

6. Least Favorite World?

Monstro, duh. Who wants to be in an effing whale?!

7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Bonds of Flame; the second I get it after blubbering over Axel's death, I apply it. I love fire, as I've already said.
But Marluxia's scythe is pretty damn sweet. Wish I could use it! :D

8. Least Favorite Weapon?

Um... I think Xigbar's guns. Why? 'Cause they like to blast the shit outta me. Tch.

9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Stitch, of 'course! I love that little guy.

10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)

Anti-Sora; it friggin' kicks arse!

11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why?

That's hard. But I'll pick AkuRoku since I write about it the most. It's so cute and practically canon. I mean, have you played 358/2 Days?! X3

12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?

Uhg, AxelXLarxene. Piss off, you stupid blonde dike! D:

13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em.

Er, Demyx and Sora. Kairi and Repliku. And others that are plain impossible unless it's a weird AU setting. LIKE XEMNAS AND AERITH. what the flagnard. XD

14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?

Mickey with Riku. Let's not go there, okay? sure, we have no idea what they did behind that door together for so long, but... inter-species relationships? even I'm not that twisted. XD

15. Any "KH-pet-peeves" you have?

Overly uke Sora, Roxas, Demyx, Zexion, and so on. Bitchy Kairi. Uber nice Riku. Way too emo Axel. You know, stuff that's plain stupid and cliche?

16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Simba, definitely. Lion's roar hardcore, BABY! But Tron is right up there. I heart him.

SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory?

Hellz yeah!

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?

Nope, but it's fun to joke about.

19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?

Um, he has pink hair, flowers, and ect. I'd say yes if I wasn't a semi-MaruMine fan, which I am thanks to PuddingPie on deviantART.

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?

Why would you even say that? I actually like her, despite her random Keyblade-ness and SORASORAOMFGSORAAAA attitude. The most annoying character would have to be either Vexen or Larxene. (I pick on them a lot, obviously) ...Okay, so Kairi is a little annoying, but not as much as Larx and Vex. ;P

SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!

21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why?

Namine, of 'course. She's so sweet, and they work well together.

22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?

Heh, heh... well, wouldn't you like to know?
(To be honest, I have too many theories and I tend to confuse myself with them.)

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?

Are you kidding?! It was amazing, and necessary to explain KHII. I don't understand why the English people are doing it now; they should have done it before they did the second KH.

24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?

Oh, shoot. Well... I think I'll go with... Namine. I would pick a guy to glomp or a villian to kick in the arse, but I really want to meet Namine. It's messed-up, how much I love her character. I need to write about her more; I sure as hell doodle her enough. X3

25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?

Demyx. I'm hyper and friendly and so not the right gal for the job.

26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?

My sister caught me giggling over a yaoi lemon. AkuRoku, obviously.

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?

No, I hardly cosplay because I can't make clothes and I'm too poor to buy any. But I would love to dress as either Namine or Roxas (which would be hard, since my breasts are too big for either character, LOL)

28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?

Sora pulling funny faces to make people smile. Damn, I love that. Gets me giggling every time. Demyx can be pretty funny, though, too.

29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?

Sephy. He made Xemnas look like a pansy. I have yet to beat that one-winged angel...

30. What was a good addition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?

Nobodies and being able to use the drive forms.

SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...

Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" in unacceptable!!

31. Hayner or Pence?

Hayner.

32. Zexion or Marluxia?

Zexy.

33. Riku or Roxas?

Roxy all the way. Riku is cute and all, but reminds me of Sasuke Uchiha. Just a little.

34. Roxas or Sora?

...Must I choose? If so, then Sora, I guess. But Roxas is still aweosme. Although, because of 358/2 Days, I kinda want Roxas. Dammit, it's so hard to choose!!

35. Axel or Demyx?

Ah, another difficult choice! Axel, I guess. But I still lurve Demy.

36. Kairi or Larxene?

Kairi, DUH. They're both annoying, but Larx is more annoying. By, like, tenfold.

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?

AkuRoku, of 'course.

38. Namixas or Namiku?

Namixas, of 'course.

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?

Oh, that's a toughie. But I'll say Zemyx because there's a lot of AkuRoku out there. I'd know; I write for both, although I mostly post my AkuRoku.

40. SoKai or SoRiku?

SoKai~! It's canon, and cute, and honestly, I don't like SoRiku very much! D: shot by fangirls

41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?

Sea Salt Ice Cream. salty + sweet + cold = WIN.

42. Cloud or Leon?

Cloud. I'm a sucker for the guy.

43. CloTi of Clerith?

Actually, I really love CloudXZack and ZackXAerith, but for this one I'll choose CloTi because of the FF7 movie.

44. Simple and Clean or Passion?

Passion. Simple and Clean can get annoying at times.

SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!!

45. List all the KH character you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy charcter as well)

Oh damn, this will be a long list. XD (And in no real order)

Sora
Roxas
Axel
Demyx
Zexion
Namine
Tron
Riku
Repliku
Cloud
Leon
Yuffie
Tifa
Xion (even if she is a total Maru-Sue :'D )
...I also grew new love for Mickey, Donald, and Goofy.

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?

I had some, but I don't remember them right now. But it'd be cute to have something with the Pixar-Disney movies, like Toy Story or The Incredibles. Sora could be a toy! Or have super powers! 8D

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!

Well, he's not in KH, but Zack reminds me of Sauske sometimes because of his hair color/style. Roxas and Cloud look like they're related. Axel reminds me a hell of a lot of Reno, and not only because they share voice actors in two different languages. And then a lot of OC charatcers look like Zexion. XD

48. Which new KH game can you abosolutely NOT wait for?

I only have the first and second, but at the moment I really want 358/2 Days, if only for the AkuRoku-ness. AND NOW I HAVE IT. whoo~!

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?

KHII because of the plot/battles/Tron/EVERYTHING.

50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?

EVERYTHING ABOUT IT! 8D
But in all seriousness: I think it's all the Disney references/worlds and the realistic main characters. Plus, the whole Heartless/Nobody thing is uber interesting. :3

70 Questions about D. Gray Man (because D. Gray-man TOOK OVER MY WHOLE BEING):

WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE…

1. Exorcist?
Allllleeeeennnn. Of ‘course. Not only is he the main character, but he’s cute and angsty and sweet andand HIS ARM CAN TRANSFORM. What more do you want? :’D

2. Noah?
It’s a tie between Rhode and Tyki. But since Rhode kissed Allen (OMG THAT MADE ME GO INTO A HEARTATTACK), I’d say that Tyki is my fav. Despite him being a bastard that nearly killed Allen.

3. Akuma?
Chomesuke, of ‘course! She’s awesome. :3

4. In the entire show?
I’mma have to say the epic inner conflict Lavi had with himself when Rhode trapped him in that dreamworld.

5. Why is that?
That was epic shit right therr, that’s why. Plus, I have a thing for self-cest moments. I BLAME MY PAL KYOXSAKIFAN FOR THAT.

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT…

6. Allen Walker?
Well, since I said he was my fav exorcist, I’m pretty sure you all can assume that he’s also my favorite character. I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM, even his flaws.

7. Lavi?
He’s my second favorite character. I adore his character design (even though his hair/hidden eye/headband reminds me of Kakashi from Naruto) and love the whole I’m-a-Bookman-but-want-to-care-about-others-anyway thing. Plus, his “STRIKKU!” moments are hilarious. XD

8. Yuu Kanda?
Bah, he’s alright I suppose. But in my mind, he’s a Sasuke/Neji FUSIONBABY.

9. Linalee Lee?
She’s a sweetheart… a little too much. She annoys me at times, and at others, I like her. Go figure.

10. Komui Lee?
DUDE, I LOVE HIM. Guys with sister-complexes and evil genius inventions automatically made themselves part of my ‘fav side characters’ list.

11. Reever Wenham?
He amuses me. :3

12. Bookman?
He really does looks like a grouchy old panda, doesn’t he?

13. Miranda Lotto?
I LURVE HER SO MUCHHHH. She reminds me of am emo version of Hinata Hyuuga. X3

14. Arystar Krory?
OMG I LOVE HIM TOO~! He’s so adorable, with his blushing-faces and WICKED VAMPIRIC ATTACK MODE MOMENTS OF SHEER AWESOME POWER!

15. Cross Marian?
I blame the DGM Abridged series for making this guy look like a drunken Jack Sparrow to me. (what a lech. I love him.

16. Klaud Nine?
Meh, no comment.

17. Froi Tiedoll?
Mehh, also no comment.

18. Winters Socalo?
I stole this from roxyyRAWRR, but I agree with her: Why does he remind me of an elephant?!

19. Hevlaska?
I like her (it?). She’s this weird creature thing that makes me think of caterpillars, but she has pretty lips and a nice voice (in the anime) and she means well in everything she does to help.

20. Daisya Barry?
Blah, another no-comment.

21. Jerry?
OMG. OMGOMG. Okay, Jerry is, without a doubt, the gayest character in the whole series. But I am so amused by him! He’s teh awesomest chef in an anime ever, and his hair is PURPLE. PURPLE, I TELL YOU! And he’s black! I love black people.

22. Millennium Earl?
Creeps. Me. Outtt.

23. Tyki Mikk?
Huhu, Butterfly Man rocks my world, despite how he tried to hurt Allen. still mad at him for that

24. Rhode Kamelot?
At first, I thought she was a little boy in girly clothes, like Momiji from Fruits Basket. But then I learned otherwise. X’D (I like her, though. She’s such a brat. XD )

25. Davit?
His clothes are cool. And he tends to make me crack a small smile.

26. Jasdero?
LOL, same as above.

27. Skin Boric?
EW. I feel sorry for his flashback, like I’m “supposed” to, but still, he’s like a gross version of the Incredible Hulk. 0_o

28. Lulu Bell?
She’s a bitch, but I like her. Weird, huh?

29. Relo?
Amusing as hell! That little umbrella thingy never ceases to make me giggle. Especially in the anime; how annoying!

30. Timcanpi?
SQUEEEE! I LOVE THAT LITTLE GOLEM!!

31. Yoshi?
He’s alright.

32. Bak Chan?
OH GAWD, I ADORE THAT LINA-STALKER.

33. Fou?
She’s alright, too.

34. Chomesuke?
LOL she’s my fav Akuma, of ‘course I like her.

35. Dak? (Reverse 2)
Another no-comment situation here.

PAIRINGS?

36. What pair is your favorite pair? (Gay or Het)
FECK’N LAVEN. Allen and Lavi belong together in my mind~!

37. Which one is the worst? (Common)
Um, I’mma have to say Yullen. Many fangirls would kill me for saying that, but I think the pairing is too much like SasuNaru, which I also hate. In fact, I hate SasuNaru more than any other pairing in the world! D:

38. What do you think about Yullen? (KandaxAllen)
See comment above

39. What do you think about Lucky? (TykixLavi)
Meh, it’s okay if it’s onesided or used in an AU fanfic as a “past” pairing.

40. CrossxKomui or ReeverxKomui?
KomuReev, plz.

41. TykixLavixTyki, sexy or weird?
There’s two Tykis? :0 (I’d expect two Lavis, since he had that whole inner conflict dream and all)

42. What you think about KandaxLavi?
Uhg, it’s like SasuGaa. I’ll pass, thanks. -_-

43. What you think of LavixAllen/AllenxLavi?
IT’S MY FAVOTITE EVER!! MUST EAT IT!! With strawberries and whip cream on top.

44. What you think about DeakxLavi/EvilLavixLavi
MMM, self-cest. Yummeh. :D

45. What you think of BakxFou?
D’aww~

46. What you think of RoronxChomesuke?
Hmm, I guess that would be a good match.

47. Is there any Yuri pair you like?
MiraLina can be cute if it’s written the right way. More shojo-ai than yuri, though. I can’t really see those two having sex, it’s not in character for them. X’D

48. Could you ever pair The Earl up with someone?
Um, no.

49. Kanda, seme or uke?
The bitch is totally uke. He’s angsty, cold, and has pretty hair. With the exception of his height, he’s your average uke!

50. Lavi, seme or uke?
Either one. Depends on who he’s with. When it comes to Allen, he's usually seme, but I wrote a seme!Allen to be fair. ;P

51. If you could, would you sneak into the boys onsen? >D
YESSSSS.

52. If you met Linalee IRL you would...?
Probably become her new BFF by mistake. XD

53. If you had dinner with Allen, what would you order?
I wouldn’t. I’d just share with him, seeing as how he eats enough to feed an army. Heehe.

54. If you stole/borrowed Lavi's hammer, you would...?
KNOCK THE EARL TO HELL! And then set fire to everything with his fire seal. Yay~

55. If you got hit by Kanda by mistake you would..?
Beat the sit outta him for touching me. I don’t hate him (he’s better than Saucegay), but bitch needs to learn his place.

56. If you met Komui on Komurin you would...?
I love Komui, so I would probably tackle him to the ground with a hug. and if i saw Komurin, i would shout, "IT'S THE ATTACK OF THE ROBOTIC CLONES!! RUN FOR YOUR LIIIIIVES!" (but in all seriousness, i like Komurin. X3 )

57. If you could choose an exorcist to date you'd chose...?
oh, that’s a hard one! (sarcasm) I WOULD PICK ALLEN, DUH. I feck’n love that boy. More than I love Naruto, and that’s saying a lot because they’re so similar, and i reallyreally love Naruto.

58. If you could choose a Noah to date you'd chose...?
Tyki. He’s the cutest (male, that is; Rhode’s cute, but I’m straight kthnx). ;D

59. If you worked at the order, would you hit on the boys/girls?
Yesss. I’d be like Lavi, only worse.

60. If you were a Noah, which exorcist would you kill first?
Umm… I dunno? Random side characters that no one cares about and doesn’t even know the names of? Yeah, I could go on a serial killing spree with that many unimportant characters.

61. If you could chose, which exorcist would make the best Noah?
Allen, of ‘course.

62. Why is that?
The whole 14th thing.

RANDOM:

63. Do you prefer the first or second (or third) exorcist uniforms?
The third are pretty damn awesome, but the first will always hold a special place in my heart.

64. How would Kanda react at a skivvies prank? (Underwear)
How come I can see Linalee streaking in her undies in front of his window when you say this? :0

65. Wolfie or Kitten?
Wolf plz.

66. Lamb or Bunny?
BAKA USAGI! (meaning Lavi, heehee)

67. Lolly or Ice cream?
Ice cream if my one true weakness, so what d’you think?!

68. Exorcist or Noah?
Definitely Exorcist.

69. Are you happy with the anime?
At first I wasn’t, but now I love it. X3

70. Would you want a D. Gray-Man movie?
FECK YEAH! Especially if it’s live-action with Japanese peoples in it, like the Death Note and Higurashi movies. :3

anything else you want to know, stalker?

seriously. because if you read all of that above, you're either really awesome or really scary.

;D