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Author has written 48 stories for Harry Potter, and Twilight. Oct 24 2009: Urgh FF is totally screwing up my story. Have been trying to upload it nicely but FF can't seem to get the title and description right. Shall try again in a few hours. I apologize to anyone who receive alerts of my new story but can't find it yet. Yes progress has been very slow but at least Im still writing. I have finally finish Over Tea Leaves and Coffee and Im damned proud of myself. I have finally finish a story do you hear? People, Im telling you thats a miracle. On the other hand I think I will be putting Lovers, Almost on hold for the time being. I have been really busy lately but things will cool down in a month or so. But I think I will like to attempt some more smaller projects first, so I guess Im apologizing to all the people who PM me and asked me to continue the story. But watch out for my fics anyway! Cheers, formerlyknownasone Some of my fics have been translated. Read them if you can! Trastorno Obsesivo Compulsivo-- A Spanish translation of Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, one of my earlier KBOWs. Done by the lovely Lalwens. Thank you!! I absolutely love Spanish but I can't speak a bloody word of it. Darn. Ein Haufen 'X's und 'O's KBOW oneshot of A Bunch of X's and O's, except in German. Done wonderfully by x-sweet-peach Dancing in the Moonlight -- Ahh. My very first work in German. Also done byx-sweet-peach-x The Witch Weekly Quiz by Rita Skeeter -- Translated into Chinese by a wonderful girl. Check it out! The Reluctance of Draco Malfoy to become Santa Claus -- Translated by the same person. Check it out too! Thanks to these authors for their wonderful work. Also, more translated fics coming up! The most wonderful people you will meet on the fanfiction site (with the exception of me) can be found here! My very supportive friends!! just giddy -- The most wonderful American girl I ever known, with a wicked sense of humour and exceptional writing talent for KBOWs. Although she does thave occasional Oliver breakdowns and write about Fred or Charlie. I forgive her, nevertheless. xx.just.a.contradiction.xx -- This is an amazing writer who also happens to be my occasional beta. I love her not only for her unadulterated skills, but because she can stand my terrible grammar. Who else is like that? Lady Catronia-Arre -- What can I say? This lovely girl happens to write very good KBOWs. We all love her for the wonderful fictions she gave us here. FizzingWhizbeez-- She knows she writes the best KBOWs and the funniest ones too (hear the extreme jealousy in my voice). And she loves DMHGs! And she's smart too, on top of everything. Gotta love her. I share a joint account with some other wonderful writers called pass.it.on-girls. Check it out! You ought to know that: I am from this really tiny little country called Singapore in Asia. I tried looking it up on the map once and I could barely see it. It's really just a dot surrounded by waters. I am a girl around 5''3 to 5''4. That's really short isn't it? I have dark long hair until I chopped it all off. Now it's shoulder. I hope my larger-than-life attitude makes up for the size of it. And my ego too. Just kidding... I think. Coming from Singapore means I have no accent but I really want one. Procastination would be my middle name if all names were meant to reflect upon your character. Lazy would therefore be my first name. I suffer from a severe case of narcissism. Which makes Narcissistic my last name. I'm not making myself turn out that good am I? I may suffer from Obsessive Compulsive Disorder like Oliver Wood and Edward Cullen. I have no either what haggis is. Until today (its a Scottish dish made of Sheep's stomach and intestine). I always thought that haggis was some kind of shaggy-coated furry animal. Don't ask me why. I am so lazy that I would attach myself to the bed if my mother allows it. My mother doesn't allow it. I always wanted an English accent. Or Irish or Scottish. It's so cool. Anything more than four legs scares the heck out of me. I mean it. I don' think Lazy Procastination Narcissistic sounds like a great name. I used to be really sarcastic that you would lose an argument with me in 30 seconds. This may also be due to the fact that I am really so stubborn that nothing can get into my head. I really don't care if you tell me that potato is not a vegetable. Because it should be. Otherwise I'm not having enough veg. My secret life ambition is to classify chocolate under a food group that is heathly. I would dedicate my life fighting for the fact that chips are in fact in the fibre group( vegetables) if it makes a difference. | |||||||
1. La Belle Dame Sans Merci reviewsShe is La Belle Dame sans Merci, the beautiful lady without mercy. The winner takes it all, and Bella would never allow anyone to win her. Not even Edward. Not when the stakes are so high. AU/All Human.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,209 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-11-10 - Bella & Edward2. The Undefinable Relationship reviewsBella can't seem to define what her relationship with Edward is. AU/All Human. Written for the 'When Love Was New' Contest.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,365 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 10-24-09 - Edward & Bella - Complete3. Over Tea Leaves and Coffee » reviewsYou seem to believe entirely too much in coincidence," Draco winked at her. A DMHG story. Read and Review.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,364 - Reviews: 298 - Updated: 9-22-09 - Published: 4-6-07 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete4. Lovers, Almost » reviewsEdward and Bella shared one night together before she left. What Bella didn't expect was for Edward to find her, or for her name and image to appear on the billboards across the country... Over and over again. AU/AH. All Human.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,769 - Reviews: 80 - Updated: 6-21-09 - Published: 12-10-08 - Bella & Edward5. The Twenty Six Year Old Virgin reviewsAnd Edward never had a problem with it. That is, until he met Bella Swan. AU/ All HumanTwilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,823 - Reviews: 60 - Published: 5-17-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete6. Textbooks » reviewsDon't worry Oliver. You will figure it out someday." Katie smiled. Let's hope he does. Haha no longer a oneshot. Read and Review.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,265 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 2-15-09 - Published: 8-8-08 - Katie B. & Oliver W.7. A Very Long Night reviewsEdward meets the love of his life in an unexpected place under unusual circumstances... In the laundry room. Edward Bella oneshot. Read and Review.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,376 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 9-26-08 - Edward & Bella - Complete8. Wednesday » reviewsI couldn't resist ice cream." Katie said. "That's why I'm laughing." Oliver smiled. A simple story on how the both of them came to love Wednesdays. KBOW. R&RHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,922 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 7-19-08 - Published: 6-14-08 - Katie B. & Oliver W.9. Betty Crocker's Guide to Marvellous Baking reviewsOne, chuck in random ingredients. Two, bash the dough. Three, pop it the oven and hope for the best. Caution: Recipe may not work. A DMHG Christmas one shot. Read, and review!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,628 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 12-20-07 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete10. Maple Syrup » reviewsJust a simple story revolving around Oliver, Katie and the colour of maple syrup. A simple KBOW story. Read and Review.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,700 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 12-20-07 - Published: 11-17-07 - Katie B. & Oliver W.11. Outside Quidditch Quality Supplies reviewsJust a little Christmas Eve scene of Katie and Oliver outside Quidditch Quality Supplies. A KBOW Christmas oneshot. R&RHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,032 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 12-15-07 - Katie B. & Oliver W. - Complete12. Working Ethics reviewsI bet you all can't imagine me, Draco Malfoy, working in the Department of Magical Law Enforcement. Me. But hey, they say a career builds character. Or something like that. DMHG oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,803 - Reviews: 61 - Published: 10-6-07 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete13. Things To Do With A Tongue reviewsOf all the things you could wish to do with a tongue,he just had to choose the most boring answer. Still, Oliver would have found it immensely useful last Tuesday during Defence Against the Dark Arts. KBOW oneshotHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,751 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 9-30-07 - Katie B. & Oliver W. - Complete14. A Letter to Fred reviewsAnd then, just as I was sneezing and helplessly wet, you came in yellow Wellington boots and beamed brightly at me, offering me your big blue umbrella near the red brick wall.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,251 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 8-10-07 - Fred W. & Katie B. - Complete15. Compliments to the Red Hat reviewsI think that red hats deserve more credit than they are given. A DMHG oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,029 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 8-3-07 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete16. End Of The Summer reviewsHe quietly pocketed the little lavender wildflower into his pocket, glad that she didn't notice. A KBOW oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 7-14-07 - Katie B. & Oliver W. - Complete17. Paper Faces reviewsPaper faces on parade. Hide your face so the world will never find you... Draco discovers that forgiveness is not that hard after all. DMHG oneshot. Read, and review!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,965 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 6-9-07 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete18. Middle of the Sea reviewsHe was that lonely rock in the middle of the sea. He thought he found another one beside him all along... It turned out only to be a pebble. KBOW oneshot. R&RHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,517 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 5-15-07 - Katie B. & Oliver W. - Complete19. Mismatched Socks reviewsHe had the worst taste in socks, Katie often told him. That's weird though... She wears the same socks as him. KBOW oneshot. Just giddy sent Oliver on a holiday and he's back. Fiji's not that great after all.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,502 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 4-29-07 - Katie B. & Oliver W. - Complete20. Potions and Quidditch » reviewsMcGonagall is not amused with Katie Bell...Endless disasters happen in Potions. Oliver Wood gets dragged along somehow.KBOW story finally updated after a gazillion years so Please Read and Review!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,477 - Reviews: 57 - Updated: 4-6-07 - Published: 1-13-07 - Katie B. & Oliver W.21. You Are My Sunshine reviewsYou are my sunshine, my only sunshine. You make me happy when skies are gray .You'll never know dear, how much I love you. Please don't take my sunshine away... A really sad KBOW. Read and Review.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,604 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 3-16-07 - Katie B. & Oliver W. - Complete22. PI DAY reviewsYES, I am refering to that mathematical symbol in math. Pi. Today is Pi Day, and Draco Malfoy is glad of it. DMHG oneshot. Read and review!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 65 - Published: 3-14-07 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete23. Mondays reviewsOut of all of the days in a week, Draco Malfoy likes Monday the most. A DMHG oneshot. Read & Review.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 47 - Published: 3-2-07 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete24. Newton's Third Law reviewsNewton's Third Law states that for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. George Weasley shows Katie and Oliver that there are always exceptions to the rule...KBOW oneshot. Read, and review!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 2-21-07 - Katie B. & Oliver W. - Complete25. A Bunch Of 'X's and 'O's reviewsOliver doesn't know why everyone signs off their letter with 'XOXO's... Nor does he know what it means. Katie Bell shows him its true meaning. A KBOW oneshot. Read, and Review!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 2-3-07 - Katie B. & Oliver W. - Complete26. Draco Malfoy Edits Fan Fiction reviewsThis is where Malfoy sits down reluctantly to edit DMHG fan fiction. Really. Oneshot DMHG. Read and Review!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,421 - Reviews: 126 - Published: 1-26-07 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete27. Newton's Second Law reviewsNewton's Second law states that the acceleration of an object is directly proportional to the exerted force. George decides to be the 'force'and speed things up for Katie. Guess who is the object...again? Oliver. A KBOW oneshot.R&RHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 1-20-07 - Katie B. & Oliver W. - Complete28. Fighting and Fighting and Fighting and Fighting reviewsHarry has to listen to Draco Malfoy whined on about Hermione Granger. Again. Time to stop. A DMHG oneshot. Read, and Review!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 54 - Published: 1-11-07 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete29. Newton's First Law reviewsNewton's law states an object in motion will remain in motion and an object at rest will remain at rest unless a force acts upon it. George decides to make Oliver the 'object' and give him a little push. KBOW oneshot. R&R.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,890 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 1-8-07 - Katie B. & Oliver W. - Complete30. Fred Weasley Has A Brilliant Solution reviewsFred is sure this thing between Katie and Oliver isn't pure loathe. So he dazzles everyone with a simple but brilliant solution. KBOW one shot. R&R. EVERYONE SEEMS TO OWN A BROOM CUPBOARD KISSING STORY OUT HERE SO I NEED ONE HERE TOO!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,181 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 1-2-07 - Katie B. & Oliver W. - Complete31. Draco Malfoy's Second Attempt to Write An Essay reviewsHe convieniently forgot one thing: his girlfriend was Hermione Granger... And her idea of a perfect date is to spend it in the library. So Draco has no choice but to write an essay again. A DMHG one shot. Read and Review!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 63 - Published: 12-30-06 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete32. In Conclusion Of reviewsSo Katie Bell wants to find someone to kiss midnight New Years Eve. Who it will be she doesn't know. Oliver Wood decides to help her in the name of duty... and eventually comes to a conclusion. A KBOW oneshot. R&R.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,186 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 12-29-06 - Katie B. & Oliver W. - Complete33. Because He Is Worth It reviewsThey shouldn't have started in the first place, it was morally wrong. She and Draco Malfoy. They shouldn't be together, or at least, not like this. A sad romantic DMHG oneshot.Read, and Review!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 12-27-06 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete34. Happy Christmas And a Quaffle Wood reviewsNo way in hell was Oliver going to let Katie touch another Butterbeer. It would harm the baby, he insists. And there's no way she was going to name it Quaffle. A KBOW christmas oneshot. Read, and Review!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 12-18-06 - Katie B. & Oliver W. - Complete35. The Witch Weekly Quiz by Rita Skeeter reviewsDraco takes a really stupid quiz. Involving Hermione. A DMHG oneshot. Read and Review!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 152 - Published: 12-18-06 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete36. He Told Her He Loved Her » reviewsOliver confessed that he was frustrated. Confused. He didn't know why Katie was acting like that but it cut him deep. And then, just out of nowhere... He told her he loved her. COMPLETE. Read and Review!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,741 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 12-17-06 - Published: 12-6-06 - Katie B. & Oliver W. - Complete37. Just One Day reviewsThey never knew what Hermione meant to Draco, and worst, neither did she. Until the day before the last battle. By then it was too late. Her mind was a blank after that. A DMHG oneshot. Read and Review!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 12-14-06 - Hermione G. & Draco M. - Complete38. Commitment Phobia reviewsKatie Bell denied it at first of course. Then she had no choice but to accept it. Until Oliver Wood does something. a KBOW one shot. Read and Review!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 12-13-06 - Katie B. & Oliver W. - Complete39. Career Advice Day reviewsThat's what McGonagall fears most. And Oliver Wood. Until he makes a confession...about Katie A KBOW oneshot. Read and Review!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 51 - Published: 12-10-06 - Katie B. & Oliver W. - Complete40. The Reluctance Of Draco Malfoy to be Santa Claus reviewsGuess who's forced to become Santa Claus to give people gifts? A very reluctant Draco Malfoy. Well his job does have some perks though... A DMHG Christmas oneshot. Read and Review!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 55 - Published: 12-6-06 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete41. Oh He Will Show Her, And Show Her He Will reviewsIt's Christmas, and that means mistletoe and getting mobbed by fans. Oliver's got just the perfect plan to avoid them, but Katie doesn't believe him. He would just have to show her... and prove her right. A KBOW christmas oneshot. R&R!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 12-5-06 - Katie B. & Oliver W. - Complete42. That Was When They First Met reviewsIt was the first time Draco met her. He didn't know that he would be her enemy. He didn't know who she was. But right then, all he knew was that she was smiling at him, and rest didn't matter. A DMHG oneshot. R&RHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 12-5-06 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete43. And She Was A Habit reviewsHe didn't realise when looking at her became a habit. But it became one anyway. All Oliver knew was he turned to Katie's direction one day. And he liked what he saw.Her. A KBOW oneshot.R&RHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 12-4-06 - Katie B. & Oliver W. - Complete44. Draco Malfoy's Essay on the Polyjuice Potion reviewsDraco attempts to write an essay for Potions, but ends up writing rubbish to fill in spaces... And about a certain someone. DMHG oneshotHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 119 - Published: 12-3-06 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete45. This Was What It Felt Like reviewsI was always there for you, whether you knew it or not. I was merely your captain,your friend... and nothing more. R&R. KBOW oneshotHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 12-2-06 - Katie B. & Oliver W. - Complete46. 13 Myths About Hogwarts That Needs To Be Corrected reviewsThe title says it all. Read this, and Review!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 49 - Published: 12-2-06 - Complete47. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder reviewsThat's right. That's what Oliver is suffering from. The twins are convinced that he needs psychiatric help, because his OCD isn't from Quidditch, but in the female form of Katie Bell... A KBOW oneshot R&RHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 12-2-06 - Katie B. & Oliver W. - Complete48. Dancing in the Moonlight reviewsThe reason why she never dance, even at this Christmas Ball? Katie Bell dances like she's got two left feet, and she's very very very depressed. Oliver dances like he's got two right feet, and he's very very very depressed. A KBOW oneshotHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,156 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 12-1-06 - Katie B. & Oliver W. - Complete
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