9/28/09: UPDATE! Might actually DO something, but haven't decided yet.

I am currently a college student in the U.S.A. who spends waaaaaaaaay too much time on the Internet, procrastinating, and procrastinating on the Internet. My favorite Internet pastimes are Fanfiction, YouTube, DeviantArt, and reading comics. I also like to read; I just need to do it more often.

Moving on. My current obsessions are Les Miserables, Hellsing, Trinity Blood, and Les Miserables: Shoujo Cosette (I'm not an anime fan - kinda). I also love musicals, movies, writing, seafood, comics, randomly drawing things (often fanfiction related), almost anything that's period (19th century ROCKS!), and watching cartoons.

Now to the specifics.

Musicals: Les Miserables, Phantom of the Opera, Wicked, Sweeney Todd, Spamalot, The Producers, My Fair Lady, Beauty and the Beast, Little Mermaid

Movies: Pride and Prejudice (BBC version), The Producers (both the old and new), Howl's Moving Castle (I told you I'm not an anime fan!) Star Wars (all), Lord of the Rings (all), Thumb Wars, Spaceballs, The Land Before Time series (not the TV show), Beauty & the Beast, Ponyo, Sense & Sensibility, Emma, Persuasion, Amadeus, King Kong (2005)

Side note: I have yet to come across a movie version of Les Miz I really, really like. It's just a silly dream of mine, perhaps destrined to remain beyond my reach . . . ahem.

TV shows/Cartoons/Anime: Les Miserables: Shoujo Cosette (still waiting on the subs), Hellsing Ultimate, Arthur, The Fairly Odd Parents, Spongebob Squarepants, Sherlock Holmes (with Jeremy Brett), X-Men: Evolution

Books (that I like and finished reading): The Phantom of the Opera, Pride & Prejudice (& Jane Austen overall), Jane Eyre, The Hound of the Baskervilles, The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes, Steppenwolf, Frankenstein, The Angel of the Opera (Sam Siciliano), Phantom (Susan Kay), The Time Machine, The Hobbit, The Lord of the Rings trilogy, The Jungle Book

Books (that I like but haven't finished reading): Les Miserables (gulp), Trinity Blood series (the anime FAILS!), Notre-Dame de Paris, Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde, Pont-Au-Change (the only decent, published Les Miz sequel series I've come across)

Comics/Manga: Hellsing, Trinity Blood, Calvin & Hobbes, Far Side, Vampire Hunter D, Vassalord, Deadpool

Now a quick breakdown by obsession.

Les Miz

Favorite characters: Inspector Javert, Jean Valjean, Fantine, Gavroche

Characters that are growing on me: Cosette, Montparnasse, Eponine, Marius (a wee bit), Thenardier (a weeeeeee bit, and only in the "amusing villain" sense), Grantaire (my favorite of Les Amis so far)

Hellsing

Favorite characters: Integra, Alucard, Rip Van Winkle

Secondary favorites/starting to grow on me: Seras, Pip, Schrodinger, Fr. Anderson, Heinkel

Trinity Blood

Favorite characters: Isaak, Caterina, Suleyman

Secondary/starting to grow: Petros, Abel (am I one of the few people who doesn't drool over him?), Wordsworth, Dietrich, Cain, Esther, Shahrazard, Helga, Balthasar, Leon

I should warn you that most of my stories will be parodies or spin-offs of some kind. I tend to lean toward the humorous, even when I try to be serious. Go figure. Reviews are much loved, and constructive criticism is welcome. Hopefully nothing that I write will deserve flames. Hopefully. ;

Have a nice day.

~PhantomInspector (The squiggly line makes me seem more cool and mysterious. Is it working? No? Darn it.)