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A Quick Death Will Never Come
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since: 11-29-06, id: 1172452, Profile edited: 07-24-08
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Author has written 19 stories for RENT, Harry Potter, Maximum Ride, Twilight, Scrubs, That 70's show, and Teen Titans.

I can't tell you what I think

Because what I think

Would only drive you away

--HIATUS--

YO!! I'm a 13 year old extremly bored American teen who has a need to make an account on any website I can think of. I'm not really that into writing, but I like to read alot so, and because of this little interest alot of alternate scenerios and endings come to mind that bother me until I write them down, even if they suck...alot...which they usually do. I don't really watch TV, and I spend alot of time with my friends just chillin' outside convienence stores, 'cause we're so cool like that. I have more guy friends then girl friends, 'cause girls tend to be really moody, but I still love my girl friends to death. We have alot of good times together, and we all sometimes go to each others houses and dye each others hair, which, yes, I list as a hobby. People sometimes label me emo, which I really don't think I am, but I don't know. I might be, and just not know it. I also like to draw, and (I think) am really good at it. It tends to be really dark sort of things, and I'm currently in love with the Joker. Which led me to Teen Titans, hence my Teen Titans stories. I do play softball (pitcher), so I got that...um...what else...I like cats, and I used to have a bunny that me and my friend Shannon died it's tail bright pink...that was fun...er...I really hate it if I'm browsing fanfiction or something, and a summery sounds like it'd be REALLY good, and it's a awsome idea, but then the story itself is terribly written. :P And if I go onto someone's profile and they tell people there from the towns of their favorite books, even though they're clearly FICTIONAL. I'm not to fond of the Hills, and, yes, it is very, very scripted. It annoys me when people say something like "I don't believe in God, there, I said it." like there all super-rebel badass I-play-by-my-own-rulez type of person, it's pretty annoying. I really don't care one way or another, just...your not as cool as you think you are...I myself am Agnostic, but that isn't an invitation for Christians to start messaging me preaching the word of God. Fantastic for you, I don't care. I hate people who think there, like, amazing writers but they suck, and people don't TELL THEM. Reviews are for honest opinions, and we all know this story sucks, so freaking tell them and don't be like "Well...it's a good idea..."

Hum...Johnny Depp's cool...? That's it... it annoys me when people take this site TOO seriously and get so into saying it's like their life and write these deep, huge things on their pro saying how dedicated they are to their fandoms...it's creepy...

As of yesterday, 7/15/08 I am SINGLE! I feel so liberated!

Oh, and I don't really pay attention to spelling, so sorry if it bothers you, you wanna beta, go ahead. I'm pretty indifferent.

I don't have an elfwood or devient art account 'cause I don't know how to put pictures on it...so...my icon is something I sketched one day in math class, so that's something...

That's it.

Hope I don't annoy you to much :)

Oh.Em.Gee. Someone (Suggestion) should write a crossover fic with: Batman, Justice League (all), Avengers, The Outsiders (comic, not book), all the Teen Titans, Doom Patrol, Green Lantern Corp, the Marvel Family (Captain Marvel, Mary Marvel, etc), Iron Man, Hulk, Fantastic Four, X-Men, Superfriends, League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Hellboy, Spider Man, TMNT, uh...Power Rangers, uh...and any other superheroes you can think of. That would be the best fic, book or movie ever. THINK ABOUT IT. You may consider it a challenge. Let me know if you do :)

Song of the Week: Aces High by Iron Maiden

Book of the Week: New Tales of the Vampire by Anne Rice

Book of the Forever: Biege by Ceciel Casteluchi

Band of the Week: Automatic Loveletter (Juliet Simms frontwomen)

Movie of the Week: Gram Morrison’s Due Patrol

Author of the Week: L.J. Smith

Hair of the Week: Brown and "Lush Cherry"

Actor of the Week: Angelina Jolie (Girl, Interupted)(Wanted)

Poem of the Week: The RAven by Edgar Allen Poe

Painting of the Week: The Lovers by Magritte

Indie Film of the Week: Mysterious Skin (With Joseph Gordon-Levitt)

Band of the Forever!: Does it Offend You, Yeah? (That's there name)

My favorite authors are: Tolkien, Amelia Atwater-Rhodes, C.S. Lewis (for now) Stephanie Meyer, James Patterson, Gena Showalter, Rachel Caine, Edgar Allen Poe, Richelle Mead, Darren Shane, Holly Black, P.C. Cast (and Kristen Cast in regards to the House of Night series)Rune Micheals, Brom Stoker, Mary Janice Davidson, Garth Nix. And i've alos come across a modern faerie book called 'Wicked Lovely' but I can't remember the author at the moment, Tamara Pierce, S.E. Hinton, Anne Rice, L.J. Smith, Holly Black, Lemony Snicket, The Brothers Grimm, etc.

TV shows include, Law and Order SVU, Scrubs, That 70's Show, House, CSI, The Soup...I really don't watch to much TV.

Movies: Juno, RENT, Across the Universe, What Happens in Vegas, August Rush, The Other Boleyn Girl, Titanic, Edward Scissorhands, SPEED RACER!!, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Corpse Bride, Sweeny Todd, anything Tim Burton or based off Stephan King, anything English Indie film, Mysterious Skin, Girl Interupted, anything about the old reinasseance (Marie Antoinette, Amadeus) soon to be The Happening, I'm sure. Pans Labyrith, August Rush, I love any old horror movies, too.

Music would be impossible to list, but I'll give it a shot. Death Cab for Cutie, Atreyu, underOATH, A Fine Frenzy, Paramore, AFI, My Chemical Romance, Cute is What We Aim For, Cobra Starship, Devil Wears Prada, Fall Out Boy, Tokia Hotel, admittidly the Beatles somewhat make this list. There are so many more but it's like 3:00 a.m. and I have the joy that is school tomarrow, so you fill in the blanks.

I am terrible at grammer, and NO I do not have spell check, so all of you who nag about it, shut your mouths and get off your high horse, because you are no better then the rest of us.

One bright day in the middle of the night,

Two dead boys got up to fight.

Back to back they faced each other,

Draw their swords and shot each other.

One was blind and the other couldn't see,

So they chose a dummy for the referee.

A blind man went to see fair play,

A dumb man went to shout "Hooray!"

A paralysed donkey passing by,

Kicked the blind man in the eye.

Knocked him through a nine inch wall,

Into a dry ditch and drowned them all.

A deaf policeman heard the noise,

And ran to save the two dead boys.

And if you don't believe it's true,

Go ask the blind man, he saw it too.

"I'd tell you to bite me, but that would require you touching my person, and that would suck pea soup."

"Yeah, well, I wanna kick your dad in that knats so hard that he can never disgrace the world with another shit like you"

~Josh and me.

"Let's make cancer feel foolish!"

Jared (While throwing skittles at Josh(See above)):"Taste the fucking rainbow!"

Ben: Eh...

Me: What?

Ben: I went on a cruise...

Nikky: Lucky bastard

Ben: No! It was hell!

Me: Why?

Ben: They had a theatre...

Nikky: Lucky bastard

Me: Whats so bad about that?

Ben: They played 'Titanic'...

Robin: What do you say we give him the sonic boom?
Cyborg: I got the sonic if you got the boom!




1. The Unfortunate Truth » reviews
Two encounters with an old enemy land Robin in the Tower infirmary, with a lot of explaining to do and one question to answer; How far will you go for revenge? Xover Batman Begins. Ft: The Joker and Tony Zucco
Teen Titans - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,424 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 7-22-08 - Published: 7-4-08
2. Playing With Fire » reviews
Formally 'God Took A Sick Day'. Max get's captured by the school, where, among the torture, a new power is discovered...Fax, sort of.
Maximum Ride - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 16,836 - Reviews: 87 - Updated: 7-13-08 - Published: 3-25-08
3. Monster
Slade has one last lesson for Robin. Charactor Death, of course. Drabble, really, but thought provoking.
Complete - Teen Titans - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-10-08 - Published: 7-10-08
4. Her Lullaby reviews
It was all that kept the monster inside. It was the only thing that kept her with him. Charactor death.
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-9-08 - Published: 7-9-08
5. How to Say Goodbye reviews
Max is dying, but she has one last thing to tell Fang. Charactor death, duh.
Complete - Maximum Ride - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 7-9-08 - Published: 7-9-08
6. Titans West to Gotham reviews
Sometimes a call can change everything. Charoctor death. Batman xover. Kind of random. Oh Well.
Complete - Teen Titans - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-9-08 - Published: 7-9-08
7. Breathe » reviews
Edward is gone, when Bella needs him the most. Implied rape, nothing graphic. Three shot, maybe.
Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,629 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 6-12-08 - Published: 5-31-08
8. The Mysterious Ticking Noise reviews
Snape is doing his usual stalk about the corridors when he hears a mysterious ticking....
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 5-31-08 - Published: 5-31-08
9. The Fanfiction Lounge reviews
Ever wonder where the charactors go for lunch breaks? Involves Law and Order, Family Guy, Harry Potter, Twilight, Maximum Ride, etc.
Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 5-16-08 - Published: 5-16-08
10. 10 Ways to Annoy Steven Hyde
Just a little list I thought up.
Complete - That 70's show - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-15-08 - Published: 5-15-08
11. Ninja Hamstas » reviews
Songs that match Max Ride Charactors, with some other ones dabbed in. Thought it would be cute.
Maximum Ride - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 24 - Words: 7,508 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 5-15-08 - Published: 4-29-08
12. 10 Ways to Annoy Dr Cox reviews
Is there really a way to name them all?
Complete - Scrubs - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5-12-08 - Published: 5-12-08
13. 10 Ways to Annoy Fang reviews
No duh, genius.
Complete - Maximum Ride - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5-12-08 - Published: 5-12-08
14. 10 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen reviews
Do I really need to say it?
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 5-12-08 - Published: 5-12-08
15. A Bleeding Scar » reviews
Co-Written with ED Renalds. Harry's dying, the basilisk is awakened and Lily and James are--Alive?
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,812 - Reviews: 74 - Updated: 3-9-08 - Published: 1-28-08
16. DARN! reviews
Someones cheatin' on someone, and it aint dumbledore!
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-24-08 - Published: 1-24-08
17. Really? reviews
It's Hogwarts graduation and James has something to ask Lily. What will she say. Pointless little oneshot.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 1-24-08 - Published: 1-24-08
18. You Did What! reviews
Just a cute little story with Lupin, Sirius and James babysitting a baby Harry while Lily is out. Different from my usual stuff, but i thought it came out OK.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 1-23-08 - Published: 1-23-08
19. Riot reviews
What if Mark didn't exactly make it out as well off as he did from Maureen's show.
RENT - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 12-10-07 - Published: 12-10-07
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