A little bit about myself:

Nicknames: Envy, Nessa, Tragedy, ect.

Age: 18

Grade: GRADUTATED BABY :D

Birthday: October 14, 1992

Favorite Animes: Hetalia, Kuroshitsuji (Season 1 and 2), Fullmetal Alchemist, Sukisho, Shuffle, Earl and Fairy, RomeoXJuliet, Air TV, Elfin Lied, Fruits Basket, Spiral, Naruto, Blood, Lucky Star, InuYasha, Yu Yu Hakusho, D.N.Angel, Full Metal Panic!, Trinity Blood, Air Gear, Bleach, Fate/Stay Night, Hellsing, Rave Master, Princess Princess, Shugo Chara, Ghost Stories, Loveless, Lucky Star, and many, many more!

Favorite Paring(s): RomanoXAntonio CielXAlois UndertakerXGrell, RomanoXFeli, EnvyXEd, EnvyXWrath, EnvyXEd!Pride, EdXEd!Pride, EdXHavoc, RoyXAl, EnvyXRoy

Favorite Bands (not in order): Nevershoutnever, All Time Low, Mindless Self Indulgence, Lady Gaga, We The Kings, Panic At The Disco, A Rocket To The Moon, Adam Lambert,

Deviantart: sinoftragedy.deviantart.com/

Tumblr: xxvanessanessaxx.tumblr.com/

Type Of Fanfiction:

Songfics: The majority of my fanfics are songfics, meaning that they are based on songs that have inspired me to write it. Music is a big inspiration for me, and I usually can't write anything without muci in the background.

Humor: My more popular fanfictions are those in which are funny, or totally random. I have the most fun writing these, because they are easier to write. I'm always open for ideas, if anyone has any they don't mind me borrowing. :D

Tragedy/Drama: My second kind of fanfictions. These are the more challenging to write, because no one ever wants to see their favorite characters in terrible conditions, or worse. Though, I still love to torture them from time to time. XD

The website for Wasteland is scimitarsmile . com. Then scroll down to 'enter the FMA section' After that, click on Hosted Authors. Then click the name Ambre. Scroll to the second to last fanfic on that page, and click the fic with the most chapters. That is Wasteland!

QUOTES!!:
(Newer Ones Towards Bottom Of List)

"Bondage." Long pause "...Wait, what?" "Nothing."

"You're so rapable!" Scared "No, no I'm not..Wait...is that even a word?!"

"I'll be bootsexual! I'll marry a boot...Think of all the booties we'd make!"

phone rings, picks it up "...What?" "Hi, Baby!" "..Hi Mom.." "Oh my god, guess what! There's a street called Bread and Milk!" silence "-annoyed-...You called just for that? T.T" "Yeah! Can you believe it? Who would name a street bread and milk-" dial tone

Waiting in line for DeathNote movie to start "ZOMG! You know what would be hallarious?" "No...What?" "If I came to the movies cosplaying as Envy. Then people would be like 'Uh..Envy...I think you're waiting for the wrong anime..." laughter - Me and a friend

"Even I'm edible, but that - my children - is called canibalisum, and it is frowned upon in this society." - Johnny Depp as Willy Wonka

"When life gives you lemons...make yaoi!" - Me

"You know what? I went to the pharmacy the other day..There was a pretty good looking woman behind the counter. She was selling cough drops, and I was tempted to buy them. They were only 7 bucks, too. Yup, and you know what? I didn't even have a cough!" - Ellieh Moore from The Happening

"-looks around and spots a plant- Hi ..I'm Elliet Moore. -slowly walks up to it-..I just want to have a peaceful conversation...We're all on good sides, right? ...-touches the leaf-...It's...plastic...I've been talking to a plastic plant...and I'm still talking to it.." - The Happening

"Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling."

"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."

"It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird."

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. "

"Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them."-- Steve Martin

"I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away." -- Phyllis Diller

"I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at goats though. " -- Elton John

"I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath'. For three years my husband and I slept on bunk beds. " -- Joan Rivers

"I practice safe sex - I use an airbag." -- Garry Shandling

"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?" -- Phyllis Diller

"OMG! B-B is a smiley on trillian, and it's the weirdest looking smiley ever. It's like, hypnotized eyes mixed with bucked teeth." -- Tiki

"Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they are born, and they start using sleep deprivation to break you." -- Ray Romano

"Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of love. She was digging it." -- Les Dawson

"You keep your eye on Scar." "Huh? But I like the girl better..." "What? Are you into women?" "Uh-huh, I like girls. Girl flesh is so tender and tasty..." "...Just hurry up and find Scar." - Wrath (Bradley) and Gluttony; FMA manga volume 12

"Oh no...We lost the invisible couch.." -trips over something- "OMG what happened?!" "...I found the invisible couch. :D" Me, Melissa and Emily

"...And as I was leaving, she told him to EAT HER CAT! Oh, the horror!!" - Spark

"Fine. Be difficult and pretty...just like a woman." - Dominic Deegan

Ed ignored--or tried to ignore--the twinge of arousal he felt at the sight. Now, being a teenager with a libido (sex!), and one who'd had sex (sex!) at that, he was beginning to regard the penis as a treacherous foe (sex!). Sometimes it reared its head whether you wanted it to or not--and quite literally, at that. But Envy was another person, not his hand; another person, a male, his enemy. Evil. Yes, that was a good qualifier, too. Evil. Social etiquette generally advised against feeling up evil people. - Wasteland, Chapter 28

"You know what'd be crazy, Conscience? If Jesus and Satan had yaoi/man-smex, And then one of them got pregnant. MPREG TO THE MAX." "Your more fucked up then I am!" Me and DN-Lover.

"Fucking adorable-kitten-loving sunshine-shitting brother Alphonse." Envy, Wasteland

He'd never liked cock before; it was sickening, but he was a new homunculus now, and for one reason or another, he found himself craving sex. Lots and lots of sex. With Edward. - Envy, Wasteland Chapter 25

"Fucking buggering, as we say in England. Cock up the arse. Ficken, in Deutsch. Don't look so upset. I don't care what end you're sticking your dick into or what end of you is getting stuffed." - Wagner, Wasteland

"Drunk? NO! If I was fuckin' drunk I'd-know-I-was-fuckin'-DRUNK." - Ed, Wasteland

"What the fuck do you think you're doing? You can't just..." He shoved Ed's hand away. Ed ignored him and wrapped his arm around Envy's waist, easing him closer and mmmmming.
"You can't just fucking grope me, asshole...Let go. Let go or I'll..."
"Mmmm...havin' you here...God--"
"You don't even believe in God!" Envy and Edward (obviously drunk), Wasteland

Envy was the rowdiest, loudest partner Ed could ever imagine having--not that he'd had any others, but fuck. Fuck. Moaning, hissing, snarling and screaming and panting into Ed's open mouth. - Wasteland, Chapter 23

"I...hate you," he whispered when Ed pulled away (from the kiss).
"Shit. I...I'm sorry, I--"
"I hate you."
"I uh. I didn't mean to do that. I was just... I didn't know what to do, and hitting you never works at keeping you quiet. I don't love you. I don't. Let's get that straight right now. But I've seen you bitch, I've seen you bleed, I've seen you cry, I've seen you feel. I've seen you at your lowest. I've seen you at your most vulnerable. I've seen you at your most human. And I fuckinghatethatIamsayingthisrightnow. I hate it! It makes me want to cry and scream and punch you in the nose, but it's starting to get to be too much not to say it. You stuck in my head like a needy little disease and two weeks--two weeks, Envy, and I put you back out, and then you came to me with all your insanity and I...And...and why the fuck can't I keep any goddamn clothes on you? And you took mine off too, didn't you? You stupid...you insufferable fucking asshole...What THE FUCK do you WANT FROM ME?"
"What? What? WHAT? You, you--you tear me! You tear me." You hurt me. You scare me. "Always coming to me with your...ugh...your stupid fucking bullshit, like I give a fuck. Fucking...fucking...demanding of me. I don't care! I only give a shit about you in as much as you are useful to me and I hate you, don't you understand that? I fucking hate you and I fucking hate how you wear on me and I fucking hate that you're talking to me now and I fucking hate that you took everything from me and more than anything else, I fucking HATE THAT YOU TRY TO MAKE ME NOT HATE YOU!" Envy and Edward, Wasteland Chapter 24

"I'll kill you, you know. Once we get home, once I get the stones, once I get my fucking powers back. This...everything that's happened here--" "--means nothing?" "Heh. Right. You get it, Edward." "Then why did you call me that?" "What?" "My name. Why did you use my name? Mostly, before, you didn't. I'm not stupid, asshole. I've noticed." Envy and Edward, Wasteland, Chapter 24

"FUCK YOU, I TRIED!" the Sin wailed. "I TRIED I TRIED I TRIED. BUT YOU HURT YOU ALWAYS. YOU DON'T. YOU NEVER--You never hear! You never look. You never see. You never looked at me, you fucking brat. You never looked at me. I wanted you to LOOK at ME. You're supposed to be a genius? Hah. HAH! You can't see anything. You can't fucking see what's right in front of you." - Envy, Wasteland, Chapter 24

He wondered, honestly, how the fuck the kid knew so much about sex. Well, he was sixteen, and born in the country, and sex was really just a matter of Tab A into Slot B; any idiot could figure it out, let alone a kid renowned for being a prodigy. And maybe it was grossly apparent that Slot B was a too fucking tiny at the moment, and therefore totally unable to handle the capacity of Tab A. - Wasteland, chapter 25

"...you're uhhhh...you know...clean, right? Like uh...I mean..." "You're the one who shits, you stupid human!" - Edward and Envy, Wasteland Chapter 14

"A-are...are you really a virgin, Ed?" "Yes. I was. I was a virgin." Envy and Edward, Wasteland Chapter 15

"You know...your ass looks a lot different without that stupid skirt thing on it." - Edward, Wasteland Chapter 15

"So...did you have fun raping me, Ed? Well," Envy hummed. "Did you?" "Rape? Envy, I--...Yeah. Yeah, I did. Now shut up and go back to sleep." "You're lying! I heard you...you sounded like you were going to cry. You're full of shit is what you are!" "Maybe I am. But I'm not going to talk about it with you, either way, because as you've pointed out, we're not friends, and as I've pointed out, I don't care about you. It meant nothing; you said so yourself, right?" - Envy and Edward , Wasteland Chapter 15

"You'll be so fast mother nature will be like 'Slooooow doooown; and you'll be like 'Fuck you!' and kick her in the face with your ENERGY LEGS!" - Powerthirst

"I just started Fullmetal, so I'm ages behind everyone." (Random Fanboy) "So I probably shouldn't tell you that Colonel Mustang is a homosexual."-Vic

"Why is he wearing a skirt?" "Skort..." "Is he one of those..gays...or transvestites?" "No..He's just special...or confused...either way." - Mom and Me talking about Envy

"Envy somehow always loses..he sucks" "He sucks at lots of things -wink-" Me and Katie

"But I'm surprised O'chibi, I would have sworn you were a virgin that night. Or was I focusing on the wrong end." Envy, Dark Humor

"God gave them a penis and a brain but not enough blood to use both at the same time." - Robin Williams

“Are you hitting on me?”“Maybe.“Ha, well you can just forget it, cause I’m not interested.”“Already got a boyfriend?”“No, I’m not gay.”“Oh really, cause my gaydar went off and everything, when was the lest time you were with a woman?”“You’re pushy huh?”“No, just curious.”“Well, curiosity killed the cat.”“Hmmm, then meeee-oooow…” Edward and Envy, The Promise He Kept Chapter,1

"Ano, ya know Chibs, you sure are going to great lengths to avoid me..." "I don’t know what you were talking about. I was getting something from the shelf." "Do you often buy tampons when you come to the store, Chibs?"
Sure enough, setting on top of the eggs, was a small pink box that read "Super Absorbent plus sized tampons!"
"Ah.." - Envy and Edward, The Promise He Kept

ding dong "I'll get it!" looks at missing hands "...No I won't." - Carlos Mancia

-GRINS- "Err...Greed?" "You got it in one, sweetheart." "In one what?" "...Gah" "Oh, I'm sorry. You're gay, aren't you? My bad." - Roy!Greed (SinOfRegret), Me AIM-chat

"I don't want you is what that was. I'm looking for someone a little less...-eyes cleavage- Lusty?- smirks- Busty Lusty?" "-slaps her head- Sorry. Totally forgot you were gay.." "Not funny, wench! If I were gay, why hasn't anyone ever reported seeing me with a guy!? You're all just jealous of my shield." -hums that song 'somebody told me' by Killers- -sneers- "I don't have to justify myself to you..I want...well...gah! never mind! Even if I am the personification of Greed, I wouldn't dare touch the likes of You." "Keep telling that to yourself, Greed, let's see how far you get." "I will, because it's true. I want..." "Pride?" "...No" "There was hesitation in your voice." "No...there was disgust. Big difference, sweets." - Greed!Roy (Sin-Of-Regret) and Riza!Lust (Me)

“Concentrate on driving your pinto mobile and leave me alone." “Whatever you want, mi George (Hor-hey)" Edward and Envy, Cut Me Off

“They used needles in ‘Parent Trap’!” “This is a different needle, Ed. It's hollow. It's actually for piercing.” "How the hell would you know? You guys could be lying to me!” “You calling my work a lie?” “Edward, what did I tell you about acting up in public?” “Bite me, dreg!” “Don’t tempt me…” “Hey! You shakin’ that thing at me, kid? Why I oughtta-” “Cool it, Marlynn, sudden movements might frighten him further. It’s not his fault.” “I’ll beat that shrimp’s little white ass-” “Who you calling a shrimp?” “You! Ya puny little-” “Don’t call me puny!” “What are ya gonna do? Pelt me with the size 2 ya got there?” “We are so wasting time with this…Is there any way we can just tie him up and get this done, Marl?” “I’ll take the little guy and string him up by that damn hair of his-”“Oh, why don’t you go fuck yourself, old man!” - Edward, Envy and Marlynn, Cut me Off

“…Um, Envy? If you don’t mind my asking: exactly what the fuck are you doing hanging upside down in the bedroom closet?” “Picturing you –minus the clothes- squirming and moaning beneath my own naked body, while fucking you senseless.” “…Now, in all honestly… what are you doing?” “Sleeping.” “…And you’re sleeping upside down, in a closet, why?” “’Cuz I feel like it.” “…You’re sleeping upside down, in a closet, because you feel like it?" "Fuck, yeah.” - Edward and Envy, Ticklish

"You're the retarded offspring of five monkies having buttsmex with a fish squirrel." - Mrs. Gerrison, Southpark

“Thanks. Are you coming in?” “I’d love to ‘cum’ in. ‘Where’ is a good question, but I’m sure I know a good spot." Edward, Roy.

"Dad?" "Hold on, Bells, stay right there." "Huh?" "Gimme a second. Ouch, you got me, Alice." "Sorry, Charlie. How's that?" "I'm bleeding on it." "You're fine. Didn't break the skin - trust me." "What's going on?" "Thirty seconds, please, Bella. Your patience will be rewarded." "Humph." - Charlie, Alice and Bella, Breaking Dawn

"If someone dared you to eat dirt, you could, couldn't you?" "I did once... on a dare. It wasn't so bad." - Edward and Bella, Twilight

"You, me, whipped cream and handcuffs. Any questions?"

"When I want your opinion, I'll remove the duct tape."

"Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling it brings."

"What if God...Watches anime?"

"Stop that." "Do my pelvic thrusts turn you on?"

"Tu madre. You just got burnt in Spanish!"

"Best friends means killing each other over a big of chips, and in the end not saying sorry but...'Haha, to bad, loser!'"

"I run with scissors...It makes me feel dangerous!"

"I hate bees, okay? They're like...FLYING DEATH MONKEYS!"

"People are like slinkies. Basically useless, and yet so amusing to watch them fall down the stairs."

"Well aren't we just a ray of fucking sunshine!"

"You're engaged." "Ew! Please don't say that out loud!" - Edward and Bella

"Friends are like condoms. They're there for when things get hard."

"Sorry I'm late. I got into an argument with my Rice Krispies. I distinctively heard 'Snap, Krackle, fuck that asshole'"

"He gave her twelve roses - eleven were real, and one was fake - and he said 'I'll love you until the last one dies.'"

"This icon is trying to lick its elbow. Yes...I know icons don't have elbows, but this icon is determined!"

"I'm so fucking fabulous, I piss glitter!"

"I wish my homework was asexual so it would do itself."

"She's so passionate about her work, just like her parents. I love girls like her." "...You old-" "Oh, relax. I'm not a pedophile, for Pete's sake." - Kimblee and Edward

"If I tossed this 50c coin, what are the chances of me getting head?"

"Go through your phone book, call people and ask them to drive you to the airport. The ones who will drive you are your true friends. The rest aren't bad people; they're just acquaintances." - Jay Leno

"How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that POPS up."

"You don’t get to pick your own nickname. They’ve gotta give you one. It’s like we’re all tryin’ to make pets out of each other and we’re not comfortable unless we get to name ‘em." Laura Moncur

"It's a lot like nature. You only have as many animals as the ecosystem can support and you only have as many friends as you can tolerate the bitching of." Randy K. Milholland

"My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them." Penn Jillette

"Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film."

“Do you know what rape is, baka-san?” “What a beaver did to your mother in order to create you?” Envy and Edward, The Fate Of It All

"You are such a pain, Jacob. I swear, I'd rather hang out with Leah." "Ouch. Wow, I bet Leah's really going to love to hear that you want to spend some quality time with her. It'll just warm the cockles of her heart." "You're going to forget I said that." "Of course. I'm sure it won't slip out." Paul and Jacob, Breaking Dawn

"Looks like somebody's hit the terrible twos." "Threes, actually. You missed the party. Princess theme. She made me wear a crown, and then Emily suggested they all try out her new play makeup on me." "Wow, I'm really sorry I wasn't around to see that." "Don't worry, Emily has pictures. Actually, I look pretty hot." "You're such a patsy." - Jacob and Quil, Breaking Dawn

"C'mon kid. At least help me inside." "Since when do you need help, old man?" "My arms are tired. I pushed myself all the way here from Sue's." "It's downhill. You coasted all the way." "Caught me. Think I got up to about thirty miles per hour. It was great." "You're gonna reck that chair, you know. And then you'll be dragging yourself around by your elbows." "Not a chance. I'll be your job to carry me." "You won't be going many places." - Billy and Jacob, Breaking Dawn

“He seemed pretty nice to me."“Al, everyone seems pretty nice to you.” “I just like to be optimistic, it makes me feel better.” “And I like to be real, it keeps me from getting raped.” - Alphonse and Edward, Thief!

“Mister Envy is a pirate?!” “I didn’t say that, Al! I said ‘Envy is a thieving jackass that wants your booty’. Wait…never mind.” - Alphonse and Edward, Thief!

“I think you might want to get that…”“It’s not my door though—““You better play pretend and open it.”“What if it’s a killer?”“Then give them a dollar.”“Or a rapist?”“Give them two dollars.”“What about a Jehovah’s Witness?” “Well, then calmly take whatever pamphlet they give you, act like you’ll go to their church, and then throw the shit in the trash once they go away.” - Roy and Edward, Theif!

“Anal rape isn’t fun.” “Shut up, creep. So, why is he the one to be my ‘babysitter’? I think he wants to touch me inappropriately!” “No I don’t…at least not in public.” “See?!” - Envy and Edward, Theif!

“Don’t try and explain it, brother. There is no other explanation for your homosexuality, brother.” “What?” “Your homosexuality.” “My what?” "Your gayness.” “Are you calling me what I think you’re calling me?” “Gay? Yes, I am brother. You should probably embrace it. You know, come out the proverbial closet. Oh brother, you can close your mouth now. There’s nothing phallic here to be stuck in it.” - Alphonse and Edward, Theif

“What the hell did you do with my leather pants?” “They’re in a special place…” “Your vagina?” - Edward and Psiren, Theif!

“I want to become a ninja.” “When the hell did you get here?” - Envy and Edward, Theif!

“W-what was that?” “Let’s see, moaning, screaming of my brothers name…they were having sex.” “S-sex!?” “Yeah, you know, like what you learn in heath class.” “Yeah but, we learned about a guy and a girl. This is different. It’s a guy and a guy! How do they-“ “In the ass.” “W-WHAT!” “You’re not homophobic are you?” “Of course not. I just get a little uneasy when I hear the word ‘sex’. W-what’s so funny?” “You. You’re such a goody-goody.” “I-I am not!” “Oh yeah? I bet you never even masturbate before.” “O-of course not! I-it’s not right!” “So, you’ve never been curious?” “N-no.” “…goody-goody.” - Fletcher and Wrath, Good Old School Days

"Hee hee... Envy doesn't know techi terms?" "Nope :P I just put rod A into slot B and see what happends ;.." "Ew... and see what happens? You're gonna be a daddy if ya keep that up..." "...Males don't have babies, silly." "No. homonculous can though... " "...Dare to test that?" - Lily (Wrath) and Me (Envy)

"What are you doing?" "My nails, of course." "Well, I know that. But why?" "Because it makes me look pretty, of course!" Edward and Envy, Side by Side

"Oh, Ed, you're so cute when you're naive. Come on, don't tell me you don't know! Envy has, like, the biggest crush on you!" "No, he doesn't." "Okay, so he doesn't have a crush on you. But I thought he had an imaginary crush on you, and therefore I thought that it would be best to leave you two imaginary lovebirds all by yourselves. That way, your imaginary crush could turn into an imaginary relationship, and you would be imaginarily happy." "Shut up! Is 'imaginarily' even a word?" "Probably not. But I needed to keep it up, to mock you." - Roy and Edward, Side by Side

"Well, I figured that since my friends were all having imaginary sex with each other-""Shut up!""-that I might as well go take care of my own imaginary love life. I mean, you and Envy imaginarily have each other, and Ling's imaginarily got Ran Fan - you haven't met her yet - but ever since I broke up with Clara, I've imaginarily had no one.""Will you stop with that whole 'imaginarily' thing?" - Roy and Edward, Side by Side

"Oh, it's you." "What kind of greeting is that?" "The kind you deserve." - Edward and Roy, Side by Side

“Denial is bad for you, Ed. It could give you cancer.” “What?” “Roy, denial does not give you cancer.” - Roy and Edward, Chaos At Central High

"He's like the uncle that takes me out for lunch...and then follows me into the bathroom."

“Can I go now…?” “But I just got here.”“You never even left!” "Yes I did, left the room and came back.” - Edward and Envy, Forbidden Indulgence

“You didn’t forget the milk did you?” “I’m very sorry, Alphonse, but a world wide plague has contaminated the species of bos taurus making them unable to excrete the pale, white liquid rich in calcium, phosphorous, iron, zinc, copper, molybdenum, manganese, cobalt...thus making it impossible to acquire the item you have so diligently made an inquiry about.” Alphonse and Edward, Descent 4

"The 90's called, they want their teenage angst back." "They called again, they want their joke back."

“Shut up. You’re not my father.” “You’re right. I’m not. If I was, I would put you over my knee and give you a well deserved spanking.” “I didn’t know you were into kinky stuff like that...”Edward and Roy,Descent 2

"I'm a helpless romantic.""Poor you." Katie (DN-lover) and Me

"Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality." Clifton Fadiman.

"A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells like Cheetah." Ronald Reagan

"We are merely pawns in a bittersweet sibling rivery." "I am nobody's pawn, Shawn. I am a queen!" - Psych

"Now we go tell Vick." "No. We go home, change into our pajamas, and take a nap. Next, we'll wake up, have some juice, and then go tell Vick." - Gus and Shawn, "Psych"

"Laughter (n): When a smile has an orgasm."

"And so the lion fell in love with the lamb." "What a stupid lamb." "What a sick, masochistic lion." - Edward and Bella, Twilight

"Your book bag keeps rubbing against me..." "That's not my book bag..." Myself and Katie (DNLover)

"Fuck you." "Make me.""What?!" Cj (friend of Katie) and Random kid

"Stop laughing!" "I'm not; sometimes my lip just quivers like this." - Carly and Freddy, iCarly

"I was a half-virgin during Spanish because Heather took off my ears." "How does that work? You're half way through the sex and all 'no- sorry, not for me'?!" - Me and Brian

"Okay, I’ve had my fun." "Good. Now leave." "But why? I’ll help you find your tin can of a brother." "He’s not a tin can." "Fine, then he’s tuna." - Envy and Edward, Until the Next Full Moon

"You okay, Ed?" "I'm fine." "Go." "What?" "You need to use the bathroom for non urinary functions." "You make it sound so scientific." "Just go." - Alphonse and Edward, Help Me

"RAPE NEAR!" "But no one wants Near. I mean, he's, like, the odd one out. Mello has Matt, and L has Light. He'll just have to finger himself or whatever." Lily and Me

“Do you know what I’m going to do to you? I’m going to touch you. I am going to kiss you and lick you and leave no place unexplored. I will have you begging for me, wanting my touch. You will cry and sob my name and I will take you. I will rape you, Edward, and you will let me because you will want it.” - Envy, He Wasn't Supposed To Be There.

"When you get hit by a car sometimes your shoes will fly off. Sometimes your pants will come off, but I was not fortunate enough to see the pants portion." - Dane Cook

"Has anyone seen my shoes? I kicked them off in a fit of joy ..." - Dane Cook

"When you see somebody walking down the street wearing a Superman t-shirt, you just want to shoot them in the chest. When they start to bleed go, "I guess not" ..." - Dane Cook.

"I was literally cheated on, I woke up and they were on top of me!" - Dane Cook

"If somebody calls and messes with you on the phone like that you don't become terrified, you mess back ... If somebody calls and was like: 'Have you checked the children?' I'd be like: 'I killed them!'" - Dane Cook

"He was hit by a Dodge ... Which I found funny and ironic." - Dane Cook

"I don't know if I could kill someone with a frozen turkey because that is a lot of evidence to eat ... unless I found a whole room of people who also wanted that person dead" - Dane Cook

"Now, do you believe in the concept of marriage, are you a marriage guy?" "I do believe in the concept of marriage." "In the concept ...?" "I would like to keep my a ceremony very small, very intimate, I don't believe in an ostantacious wedding, because I want to save my money for the divorce ..." "... You want to plan ahead." - Jay Leno and Dane Cook

"When you don't have love, it is like there's a party going on and everybody was invited except for you ... and you just happen to walk by that house in the rain ..." - Dane Cook

RANDOMNESSSSSSSSSS!!

The Three Beautiful Queens Of Edvy:

Holy'Shrimp

Makayla

and Sin Of Tragedy (aka, me!! XD)

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Comatose: After Dante finds out that Envy is having a love affair with Edward, she sends the other homunculi to destroy the eldest sin. With help from Lust, they manage to get out alive, but Envy goes into a deep coma. Everyone then believes that he will never wake up - or worse. What will Edward do when he's the only one to believe his lover will wake? (Somewhat of a One-shot. It has three different endings; only two are up so far. I really love this one -hearts- Based on the song Comatose by Skillet) Complete

Jealous Much?: Edward Elric is the average A+ student at Central High. He has a pretty girlfriend, tons of friends, and the grades to do anything he wants. However, when a new family moves in town, things start getting interesting. What will happen when he starts falling for the gender-confused new kid? (Another one of my favs...This one is based on the song Girlfriend by Avril.)

Living With Lunatics:What happens when a pregnant Edward and his younger brother, Alphonse, move into a house with the insane Envy and his crazed anime-fan of a brother, Wrath? Crazy shit, I'll tell you! From random outbursts, to waffle filled chapters, this one questions my sanity, for sure! XD On Hold

My Immortal:Edward Elric has died. In his place rests a homunculus named Pride. Now, Envy struggles every day with the loss of the only person he ever loved as he lives with someone who is Ed's exact clone, and Pride wonders if what he is living is really the truth. (I love this one, too! Based on the song My Immortal by Evanescence) Complete

We Are Your Family: When his mother doesn't want him, William is left with his father. However, after only a few years after his parent's separation, his father starts another family. Not long after that, his father leaves him and the family, and he is left with them. Trisha's a loving mother, and accepts William as her own child, but is afraid that he will never feel the same way. Edward hates William with just as much hate as the older boy hates him with, and as far as anyone knows, Alphonse is terrified of their half-brother. How will William survive living with people he hates? Will he grow to love them, or rebel and run away? On Hold

Things Envy Is Not Allowed To Do In The Millitary: Talk about long titles XD. Anyway, Envy decides to go to the military, and see how much he can get away with before they kick him out. This is based on 213 Skippy Is No Longer Allowed To Do In The U.S. Army. This one is fun to write XD

Chocolate Frosting: A one-shot Birthday-fic for Makayla. It's Edward's birthday, and Envy wants to bake him a cake. There's only one small problem with his plans: He doesn't know how to! With some help from Gracia, he manages to finish, and give Edward one of the best birthdays he has ever had. Complete

Vulnerable: Inspired by my fear of thunderstorms, as well as the song Vulnerable by Secondhand Serenade, this fanfiction takes place in Munich a year after the movie ends. Edward comes home one day to find a (as much as the homunculus tries to hide it) frightened Envy in his closet. The story continues as Edward tries to help Envy get over his fears, but will his attempt to comfort the Sin turn into love?

Vices and Virtues: Inspired by Panic! At the Disco's new album. AloisXCiel - Kuroshitsuji. The works. On Hold Until I Stop Having Writers Block.

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