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since: 11-30-06, id: 1173097, Profile Updated: 09-10-09
country: United States
Author has written 9 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Naruto, Inuyasha, and Kodomo No Omocha.

URGENT IMPORTANT ONLY TO ME BUT STILL READ PROFILE AT LEAST FIRST BIT PRETTY PRETTY PLEASE WHOOPS I MEAN SECOND BIT... THIS WOULD BE TECHNICALLY THE FIRST BIT...

i think i wanna do a dedication fic or start doing dedication fics that way i can really have a reason to trudge on also i will be updating and posting other stories promise i finally as settled as i trust i'll get so yeah can't wait to post or hear from everybody out there

okay... hey uh... i am gonna be celebrating my birthday in december can't wait beens i'll be eighteen this time around.

i haven't been updating and i'm uber sorry... for those who care or are concerned or just want updates...

i know no grammar in profile... sorry... i've been hella sick as of late and it sucks...

i need more inspiration for memory cause i can't think of what to do now i had it all down then comp crashed now i've lost it...

i have a few stories i would like to start updating asap but i need internet on my comp or my comp actually letting me save crap to portable devices...

there is a spoiler for up coming chapters in memory to assauge any who hate me right now... i'll be posting it as author note...

any ideas please let me know... love to hear from any and all and hope i haven't lost my readers

alright i been bad... (besides the fact that you favorite people to get to them easier like reading stories but) i not supposed to be choosey and pick favorite.. i did though... seto's darkness' work is awe inspiring... i hope she keeps writing and updating people should go check her page maybe if she gets enough reviews she'll update more with the right motivation and inspiration.

also...

my fav couples

NaruSasu

NejiGaa

SakuIno

IruKaka

ShikaKiba

SakuLee

HinaNeji (yes i know they cousins it's just cute in some stories)

HakuZabu

RoyEd

EnvyWrath

KaiTakao (seen maybe two episodes of show and too long ago to remember much but they bringin sexy back ;D )

AhiruFakir

HayateHemino

and right now i can't think of others but yeah...

pm me if any suggestions or input

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLDED APPLY TO ME)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck-up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S (or a few B’s), so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, so I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE... So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER.

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT; I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I DON"T listen to my parents so I MUST be a rebel.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

I DISAGREE with my parent so I MUST be an ungrateful, spoiled brat.

I want to GET OUT OF THE HOUSE so I MUST be an ungrateful spoiled brat.

I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fan-fiction copy this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
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1. Kick It »
The gang meet in a cyber world known as Konoha... well, low and behold they aren't as far away as they think.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,007 - Updated: 11-9-09 - Published: 11-6-09 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
2. The Kiss reviews
This does not follow up with the true story so don't please don't compare... Sana tries to get through to Akito and gets more than she bargand for.
Kodomo No Omocha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-6-09 - Akito & Sana
3. Unwanted
Somebody feels unnecessary and needs encouragement to keep going... They might just find that where they least expect it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Published: 11-6-09 - Neji H. & Gaara
4. Surprise reviews
Somebody keeps trying to seperate the boys but they don't seem to want to be seperated....
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-6-09 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
5. Games
Sasuke comes back to be greeted by Naruto but something is clearly wrong in Konoha... many things are wrong in Konoha...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,593 - Published: 11-6-09 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
6. Candy Man reviews
Roy is a VERY handy man... but apparently Ed doesn't know that... and he wants candy.... so yeah candy man instead of handy man... you get the gist.... *runs away from summary*
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-6-09 - Edward E. & Roy M.
7. Izuna »
a girl finds new life in past but runs into the dreadful girl of the future and inuyasha! kidding she's just strange to Izuna
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,607 - Updated: 11-6-09 - Published: 7-21-07 - Sesshomaru
8. memories » reviews
Ed and Roy lose five years together what will happen when they meet again... yeah, its my first story. Dont eat me! Oh no... Al is lost and now Roy must sooth the tired blonde.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,322 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 8-11-09 - Published: 3-13-07 - Edward E. & Roy M.
9. Thank you, you bastard! reviews
a poem for the more forceful and cotrolling Sasuke from the more scared and lonely Naruto! don't ask!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-19-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete
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