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HOME OF THE VAMPIRE FILES (Darren Shan) & HOUSE ARREST (Avengers)

I am the self-proclaimed President of the Arrow Awareness Commitee! I AM THE ORIGINAL ARROW FANGIRL, don't ever forget it. You can keep your Evra and Gavner and Larten and all those others who have fangirls for no apparent reason. Prince Arrow is *mine and always will be.

(*all rights belong to Mr Darren Shan yadda yadda yaa.)

Don't hate me cuz Im beautiful. Hate me cuz I kick your ass at everything

Hi everyone, welcome to my little corner of the internet. My profile is long, but I like to read long profiles so maybe you do too. I'm Roxypony. You can call me Roxy, or Rox, Ms. Pony, or whatever the hell you want. PM me anytime, about absolutely anything. I love meeting people on here, and I will talk your ear off if you let me :) if you want writing advice or an attempt at therapy or you're just in the mood for a new friend, my inbox is open 24/7 even though I sometimes forget to reply.

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Location:

September-May: University in Northern Ontario, in a small town in the middle of a forest on the lake.

May-September: The home farm in Southwestern Ontario, Canada. Where the corn grows and the Amish roam.

Names: Meredith, or Mer. I have been called Pinky, Bud, Martha, Blondie, Equestrian Barbie, Petus, Happy Hollister, Red, Bitch, Cracky, Crackberry, Princess, Dually, Mrs. Hotch, Handles, I'm sure there's more...

Birthday: 9, 9, 93

I'm blonde, bitchy, confident, geeky, blunt, creative, obsessive, hard-headed, perpetually hungry, cynical, hilarious, and often very cold.

I live in a pretty farmhouse down a gravel road and I have 2 and a half horses whom I love with all my heart, and a very mean kitty.

I love pink clothes, horseback competitions, barrel racing, bling, expensive jeans, my iPhone, beef jerky, fictional characters, normal music, camo, and farm boys.

I'm not as intimidating as I sound.

Unless you flame my stories or worse, rip them off. I will destroy you as much as a person can destroy another through an anonymous website.

To the people who are all like "OMG BEING A RANDOM WEIRD SPAZZ IS COOL! AHH PURPLE BUNNIES!" Who the fuck are you trying to kid? You sound like morons. Grow up.

Like I mean... you say youre all about being different, even though you're identical to every other loser out there who thinks they're special cuz they can string together some random words then shout them at inconvenient times. Nothing bugs me more than people who take "weird" "freak" "crazy" etc as a compliment. UM HELLO, ANYONE HOME? YOU JUST GOT DISSED, IDIOT!

I've scratched my head many times on these matters, still not getting it. Call me old-fashioned, but kids these days are FUCKED right up!

If you disagree with my statements, feel free to raise hell and pelt me with purple bunnies or whatever. If I'm in a mood to debate we can go at it and learn more about our ever-fascinating social tendencies. If not, Ill just tell you where you can go and what you can do when you get there.

Do not even fucking get me started on hipsters and emos.

Brief summaries of my fandoms; favourite characters and whatnot. A lot of this has been on my profile since I was like 13, so

Flashpoint: Sam. SEXIEST MOST WONDERFUL THING ALIVE!! Greg. Sweet sweet guy :) Ed. Just plain awesome and quite sexy. Jules. She just rocks, sweet Spike, wonderful Wordy, and Less Leathal Lou (RIP sweetheart, you are missed). DONNA SUCKED. Jam is good.

I don't update my Flashpoint fics anymore and I doubt I ever will...

Harry Potter: As much as I'm a Dracoholic, I honestly think my favourite character is good old Oliver Woodddd :) he reminds me of myself. Also adore Draco, Lucius, Scorpius, Fred & George, McGonagall, Lupin, Tonks, Moody, Voldie, Sirius, Snape (i cried at the end of DH) i'll always always be a Slytherin girl :) I hate Luna, she needs to go away.

I hate to say that even though this was one of my best fandoms, the only fic contribution I've made was an attempt with StayBeautiful1, and it died after the first chap. yeah..

Greys Anatomy: ALEX MY BADASS HOTTY :) Meredith (because she has my name and she reminds me of me so much :), Derek, Owen, and Mark- my sexy boys! Lexi, Georgie (rest in peace sweetheart). I hated him and Callie together because she was an obnoxious bitch in season 2 - 4. Their baby is unreeal :) I WAS SO HAPPY WHEN REED AND PERCY DIED. I hope April is next, the Mercy Westers suck. And Denny, may he never ever return. But I liked that bomb squad guy who got blown up... he was hoottttt.

2012 update: MARK, LEXIE, OH GOD SOMEONE HOLD ME D:

Eragon: Murtagh, Thorn, Saphira, Durza, Shuikan, Brom(movie-Brom was cooler, sorry.) I kinda hate Ergy himself. He's a boring little snob. I only read the series for Murtayyy. And I kind of hated the ending, although I guess it was the best I could have hoped for Murtaugh.

Darren Shan/Saga of Larten Crepsley: I LIVE AND DIE FOR ARROW. my sexy beast who didnt get nearly enough book time. Mika of course (although im not into emos, ive never pictured him as an emo. in my head, he looks kinda like a rougher version of Simon from American Idol :) Larten, Darren, and Harkat, really everyone from TVF cuz I write them the way I like them :) honestly, the only pasrt of DSS i LOVED were books 4-6. i just have a thing for Vampire Mountain. I didnt love the later books that much. And the new SLC series is facking amazing, thank God for them!!

This. Is. My. Fandom. Darren is my king.

Troy: ALL OF THEM! Hector and Achilles, beauties.

Prince of Egypt: Rameses, even though he's a historically gigantic asshole... I scandalized my entire grade 1 class when we watched/discussed the movie and I commented that he was my favourite part...oh you rebel you.

Armageddon: Dan Truman, Harry, Jennifer Watts, Bear, Rockhound, Oscar, Chick. AJ shoulda blown up.

Gladiator: Maximus & Commodus :) sexies.

Corner Gas: oscar because he reminds me of SEBA :) I truly adore that show, it's a Canadian legend!

Gossip Girl: Chuckyyy! I barely watch that show anymore... it got seriously repetitive and I really don't like constantly seeing New York. Too much concrete. I'm slowly catching up on the episodes..

Percy Jackson: Percy, Grover, Luke, all of the gods, especially Ares. Ive always loved greek mythology but i don't read PJatO fics... and i hated everything about movie, except Zeus and Poseidon. Hotness.

Criminal Minds: Hotch. especially when he smiles :). Gideon, who wins at life. OMG - Oh My Gideon ... Reid, who is adorable in his innocence. Morgan, the sexy beast. and of course GARCIA, for obvious reasons. she is AMAZING. :D Rossi's grown on me, but I'd take Gideon back any day. I hated Elle. Just never liked her.

JASON GIDEON IS NOT GONE, HE IS JUST HIDING UNDER AARON HOTCHNER'S DESK. COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU URGE HOTCH TO LOOK UNDER HIS DESK.

Spiderman (movieverse): Harry & Normy. I FUCKIN LOVE Gobby and Gobby Jr!! WHY DID THEY DIIEEEE, the 3rd movie destroyed me. I especially love retarded amnesic-Harry. Soo cute and oblivious. :) Pete is also adorable. and the JJonahJameson the newspaper guy! MJ was cool in the first movie, then she just got annoying. But when she marries Petey, they WILL name their child Harry. Or ELSE!!! I have a feeling I'mma hate the remake.

V 2009: Marcus because I think he's hilarious. Hobbes because he's sexybadass. Chad because he's cute. Erica because she's cool. Jack the ass-kicking priest... and Joshua because he's almost as amusing as Marcus. And Anna is secretly a phsyco bitch, gotta love her. Really I love all of them! Great show - RIP :( (and Tyler sucked)

Whistler: Adrien :) I see beyond his perverted douchebag exterior. Plus he's played by my beloved Chris Shyer AKA MARCUS FROM V. and of course Beck cuz he's played by David Paetkau AKA SAM FROM FLASHPOINT. There's NO fanfiction about this show, anywhere. FUCK IT ALL :(

Transformers (movieverse): IRONHIDE the truck of my dreeammsss. Will Lennox. SEXY SEXY SEXY!!! Optimus, Jazz (RIP) Ratch (yey Hummer :D) Bee (cutie!) and the whole Witwicky clan - hilarious! I love when his mom accidentally gets high... made my day!! For the Decepticons, I like Barricade, Blackout, and Starscream- I just love his name! But he's kinda queer. I didn't like Mikaela, until she got swapped for Carly. LOATHED THAT BITCH.

My Little Pony; Friendship Is Magic: (FUCKING RIGHT I LOVE THIS SHOW! BRONIES/PEGASISTAS FO LIFERS!!) I love Rainbow Dash :) she's unreal. and Applejack! And Pinkie Pie... really they're all great xD

Immortals: Helios, even though he got like no screen time... Zeus (FUCKINGSEXY) and all the gods, they were just so amazing and gorjusss. Except for Athena, they made her a skinny little pussy bitch. Yargh.

Thor: Loki all day every day. I am fucking OBSESSSEDDD. Thor, Volstagg, the other guys are great too. But mostly just Loki. Who's Jane again?

Iron Man: The only fandom where I really love the lead character instead of the villain/sidekick/whatever. Tony's my boy But I love absolutely everyone in this fandom without question. Pepperony is excellent.

Captain America: HOWARDD. Steve. Bucky. General Phillips because he's hilarious. Skull of course. He'd be sexy if he had like, a face. And Zola. Too adorable.

Avengers: well the obvious, and Nick Mothafuckin' Fury and Son of Coul.

The Hunger Games: CATO ALWAYS CATO. And GLIMMER. GLATO YES! Additionally, Katniss, Peeta, Gale, Haymitch, Effie, Thresh, Rue, and Clove.

Avatar: TLA: Zuko all day. Uncle Iroh, omg let me hug you. Sokka, Toph, Ozai, Appa, Momo, Azula.. I love almost everyone in the Fire Nation. I can't stand the Kyoshi Warriors. At all. Especially Suki. I don't know if I like Mai and TyLee or not, they occasionally bug me.

Animation rules!! I love Lion King (my first obsession-age 3!:) Mulan (first time reading fan fiction! age 9.) Balto, Ice Age, Treasure Planet, Sinbad, Spirit: Stallion of the Cimmaron, How To Train Your Dragon, Family Guy, American Dad, Toy Story, Megamind, Bug's Life, and Despicable Me :)

I adore music. Although it's ridiculously cliche to say it keeps me alive, or something of the sort, I can't drive or ride in a car without listening to my iPod or the radio. I don't have a specific favourite band, although if I had to pick I'd say Nickelback (THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THEM, FUCK OFF.) or Taylor Swift. I listen to whatever's current and catchy, I can't stand oldies or classics or whatever, and no I haven't heard of whatever famous 80's band you're thinking of. So fucking sue me.

Music is music, I like what I like, you like what you like. It's all fine.

Except for Bieber. We can agree on that much at least. Just don't say he needs to 'go home' because Stratford Ontario sure as hell doesn't want him back. I would know, the kid's from my town. Yeah.

My A-List

My family within my computer screen :)

StayBeautiful1

Elenafromthewoods

Cattshire

Sonic275

Amela333

CarlisleCullenIsMyHomeboy12

LadyLilyMalfoy

LilBat54

Alysha813

Reptile Princess

Greendogg

SUSHIxMONSTER

Madtala

Keeper-Of-The-Cheese

Stubliminalmessaging

Presenting the ever-popular Hug Month calender!! Founded by myself and someone else, forget who (if it was you, lemme know) back in the good old days of TVF#1! A copy of this can now be found in The Deleted Files.

and NO I AM NOT ADDING EVRA. One day i literally got like 5 requests asking to put him in for January. Helllooo, it's Hug Whoever You Want!

JAN-Hug-Whoever-You-Want
FEB- kurda
MAR-larten
APR-harkat
MAY-vancha
JUN-seba
JUL-paris
AUG-arra
SEP-arrow
OCT-mika
NOV-gavner
DEC-darren

THE TVF PLEDGE: (written by ME :)

I pledge to think of Darren when I'm legally overage.

I pledge to think of Harkat in a golf cart when my ass needs to be saved.

I pledge to think of Larten when I need some life advice, and before getting in an RV I promise to think twice.

I pledge to think of Mika when I should be more tolerant.

I pledge to think of Kurda when I buy designer pants.

I pledge to think of Seba when I see abominations in the world.

I pledge to think of Paris when I embrace my inner nerd.

I pledge to think of Arrow when I'm feeling kinda badass.

I pledge to think of the Essie when I reminisce on vacations from the past.

And if I ever happen to feel bored lonely or depressed, I will not fear because my life was changed by TVF!

The Official DSS Pledge: (written by Elenafromthewoods)

I pledge to think of Darren whenever a spider creeps me out

I pledge to think of Larten whenever I see grammar thrown about

I pledge to think of Evra whenever I wash a snake

I pledge to think of DesTiny for each important step I take

I pledge to think of Truska each time I shave my leg

I pledge to think of dragons each time I throw an egg

I pledge to think of Gavners pants when a guy tries to be cool

I pledge to think of RV whenever I need a metal hook-shaped tool

I pledge to think of Mika when glaring with the intention to kill

I pledge to think of Paris whenever I write fanfiction with a quill

I pledge to think of Arrow when getting that tattoo

I pledge to think of Seba each time school serves us stew

I pledge to think of Kurda whenever I need a map

I pledge to think of Steve whenever I plan a cunning trap

I pledge to think of Vancha whenever I need a bath

I pledge to think of Arra just to avoid her eternal wrath

I pledge to think of Harkat a little every now and then

Even in death may they be triumphant, amen.

The Hunger Games pledge:

I promise to remember Rue
When mockingbirds’ songs wake me.
I’ll think of Foxface every time
I eat a strange new berry.

If my little sister pets a goat
I promise to think of Prim.
And if my best friend acts depressed
Then Gale; I’ll think of him.

When I toss some wood in the fire
I’ll think of Katniss every time.
And I’ll always think of Peeta
When my birthday cake’s sublime.

The Capitol will cross my mind
When someone is unfair.
I’ll be sure to think of Clove
Each time I pretend to care.

I’ll always think of Glimmer
If someone’s pretty, but a dunce.
And Thresh will occupy my mind
If I spare someone, something... Once.

Whenever I watch a reality show
I will think of the Hunger Games.
I’ll sure imagine Haymitch
If someone calls me names.

I’ll make sure I think of Effie
When there’s nothing on my mind.
I promise to remember the Hunger Games
Catching Fire, and Mockingjay too.

BUT MOSTLY I PLEDGE TO THINK OF CATO BECAUSE OF REASONS.

In Honour of Ironhide, I actually wrote this one.

I'll hunt down Michael Bay and duck-tape his ass to his face for giving you the shittiest death of all time. Not so much as a tear from a single other character, fuck that. Goddamn Starscream even got a better death scene :( You'll live on with us, mighty and ancient warrior. Everytime I sit in my own truck and see the bold red letters engraved into the wheel I will remember the laser-blue optics lighting up as you charge into battle to dispatch "punk-ass Decepticons" with your cannons blazing. I will remember how you ceaselessly defended your comrades, human and Autobot alike. And I will always remember your astounding willpower not to blast a little dog into oblivion when your foot was defiled by the earthling "rodent infestation."
This is for you. For the GMC Topkick who was so much more than met the eye. You may have gone unmentioned in the rest of DotM, but your spark lives on in the engine of my Sierra, pure power and unstoppable ferocity.
Rest In Peace, dark guardian angel.

* I R O N H I D E *

In Remembrance...

…In Remembrance to Severus Snape….

….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor…

...without all the red and gold crap.

…In Remembrance to Fred Weasley…

…Who fought bravely to the very end….

…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…

…And will loyally await his soul mate and brother…

… with many jokes…

...he's got forever to think of them, right?

…In Remembrance to Dobby…

…Who was more free and full of love…

...than any elf, and most humans.

….In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin….

...the last real Marauderer...

…who was not just a wonderful father…

….a incredible husband and brave hero…

...as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf.

….In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks…

…who died for ‘the greater good’…

...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.

…In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….

…who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…

...and scared the crap out of some kids too.

…In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort….

…who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger…

…but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end

…In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore…

…whose past and wisdom confused us…

…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…

…but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end...

...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.

In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange…

… because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra!

She deserved everything she got and more.

…In Remembrance of Colin Creevey…

…who we really didn’t know too well…

…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…

…so he must’ve done something good…

…besides stalking Harry.

…In Remembrance of Hedwig…

...Harry actual first friend…

...who lived and died soaring.

This is T.Swift's song Long Live.

I swear she wrote it for me and my horse Smoke, who gave me everything and taught me to fly. This is for you, sweet boy.

* L O N G L I V E *

I said remember this moment
In the back of my mind
The time we stood with our shaking hands
The crowds and stands went wild
We were the Kings and the Queens
And they read off our names
The night you danced like you knew our lives
Would never be the same
You held your head like a hero
On a history book page
It was the end of a decade
But the start of an age

Long live the walls we crashed through
How the kingdom lights shined just for me and you
I was screaming long live all the magic we made
And bring on all the pretenders
One day we will be remembered

I said remember this feeling
I passed the pictures around
Of all the years that we stood there
On the side-lines wishing for right now
We are the Kings and the Queens
You traded your baseball cap for a crown
When they gave us our trophies
And we help them up for our town
And the cynics were outraged
Screaming this is absurd
Cause for a moment a band of thieves
In ripped up jeans got to rule the world

Long live the walls we crashed through
How the kingdom lights shined just for me and you
I was screaming long live all the magic we made
And bring on all the pretenders

I'm not afraid
Long live all the mountains we moved
I had the time of my life fighting dragons with you
I was screaming long live the look on your face
And bring on all the pretenders
One day we will be remembered

Hold on
Just spinning around
Confetti falls to the ground
May these memories break our fall
Can you take a moment, promise me this
That you'll stand by me forever
But if God forbid fate should step in
And force us into a goodbye
If you have children some day
When they point to the pictures
Please tell them my name
Tell them how the crowds went wild
Tell them how I hope they shine

Long live the walls we crashed through
I had the time of my life with you
Long, long live the walls we crashed through
How the kingdom lights shined just for me and you
I was screaming long live all the magic we made
And bring on all the pretenders
I'm not afraid
Singing long live all the mountains we moved
I had the time of my life fighting dragons with you
Long, long live the look on your face
And bring on all the pretenders
One day we will be remembered

RXP