I am not cRaZy. RaZ, R-Z. R through Z. 9 out of 5? Or is it 26? Yes, 18 and 26 with 1 in the middle. I'm sorry, what? Oh yes, I'm Not CrAzY. I'm InSaNe. ISN. 10+19x14? Maybe just 1. Then what about 14? 15? 15 reasons why I'm insane? You do the math~

I chose the name Blubber Nuggets, because I wanted you all to suffer from Eternal Hunger.

Forever.

BlugNut, BlubNug?

Bubbles? Squid Meat?

I'm as Serious as a Motherfucker...X3

I'd like to thank Oathkeepera for putting me in her story, The Nymph Defect!

~The Poetry Freak~

AbOuT mE:

If you really want to know more about me, then just ask me myself.

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Stories

Lovers Lie, Liars Love: To achieve the highest peak of our Creativity; lines have to be crossed, boxes have to be broken, and Logic has to be forgotten. Then, the Artist is awakened. Inspired by the Song "Lovers Lover Liars Lie" by NeverShoutNever! Hetalia Axis Powers

His Glass Slippers: "Who am I? Why, I am your Fairy Godmother. However, you may call me Gil--Stop laughing Akari..." Completetion--With new found motivation, and inspiration, I have decided to make His Glass Slippers a mutli-chapter fic. How many chapters do I plan on having? I have absolutely no idea at all. :) Harvest Moon

Cup of Sugar: Who knew Angela was going to get… this kind of Sugar…For /Let Love In/ One shot. Complete--Well, THAT'S a first. @w@ Harvest Moon

A Flower From Another Garden: Rewritten. They weren't sure where she came from, who she was, or even how she knew how to farm. She didn't even know the answers herself. (What's this!? I'm actually going to rewrite it? OMGOSH!! 8DDD;; ) This is yet to be written, and it might be quite a long time before it ever is.

Up-Coming Stories:

When You Have to Make Your Own Love: Replacement for NILWL. "What was I doing? What was I thinking? When I--Leap off the balcony, completely ruining my party; Or when I slammed the jet black car door, owned by the Apparently gay driver, and commanded him to drive us off somewhere. Somwhere far, far away from hell. Just no where near Heaven." Chapter one--0/100

Weak Ends: Right When Saturday comes along, Life decided to take drugs. Black Star's getting hit by Ice Cream trucks; Maka's being stalked by the Mailman; Patty SAYS she doesn't know where she put Kidd's shoes, but we all know she ate them--oh and Ox, Harvar, and Kirik are fighting off the robot zombie rats that just infested Kim's place. Oh Yeah, What a hell of a Weekend. Completetion--0/100

Sugar, Spice, and Sin: Summary Later. Chapter one--0/100

Of Afros and Symmetrical Dresses: This is Basically Crack between me and my loving, British Muffinchi. We were sooooo NOT smoking...XD;; I think.. Completetion--2/100

Animal Cracker Crumbs: Something Fluffy and Cute for my Muffinchi...83 or my sick, sick obsession for Black Star X Kidd... Completetion--1/100

I Love Her: "She was such a bitch to him. She always denied his requests for dates. Oh and she even called his choice in Hairstyle stupid! How could he ever love her!? When...When he could have--God I Hate her.." Completetion--0/100

Whatever You Do, Look FABULOUS While Doing It: "A hot and sweaty boring filled day--The heat must have made us do what Black Star said. Because otherwise--we wouldn't be naked in the Park." Completetion--5/100

He's My Best Friend: When Courting a completely clueless, straight, aggrogant, asymmetrical blue haired idiot--You tend to do just about anything to get what you want... Completetion--1/100

A Soul Called It: Pink Hair, soft blue eyes, and a long thin figure. Life is large maze--expect there are no ends. On the way, you meet the most interesting people, hear the most amazing tales--and sometimes--They involve a gender-confused Emotional It. Completetion--0/100

Mother Please: "I don't need you, Mother. I Never will." Chapter one--6/100

Art of Attraction: Gil Centeric. "Love!? I am NOT in love! Especially not with her. I just can't...keep it in my pants. That's all." Completetion--1/100

How to Seduce My Mother: Summary coming soon.

Big Bros' Before Hoes: OwenXAngela/Akari Fluff. One Shot. Summary coming Soon.

Patrat: It was just way too messy. CalvinXAngela/Akari Fluff. One Shot.

Return to Sender: Chase Centeric. Summary coming soon.

What You Want, Is What You Don't Want: Summary Coming Soon. IoH Story.

Illegal: For Franfranlove. Summary coming soon.

Babies produced by the budding "His Glass Slippers": "Do Not Disturb" & "Of Coconut Bras and FishBoys" will be coming soon.

-Blubber Nuggets~