Hello everyone! I created this account to be able to write something now and then. If i remember- mostly i'll be reading. ;-) My favourite pairings are:

Harry Potter:
Harry/Draco, Harry/Ron, Ron/Draco, Draco/Blaise, Harry/Weasley(boy), Seamus/Dean (soo sweet!), Harry/Seamus, Hermione/Ginny, etc. They tend to change with my moods. oh! very, very rarely, Harry/Snape. don't ask.

However, I do hate Harry/Ginny, Draco/Ginny, and just hate Ginny in general, unless she is in no way whatsoever after harry because she has a girlfriend! (or boyfriend, don't really care, as long as she's a loooong way away from MY harry! ;-) ) ok, there was one harry/ginny fic i read recently which was pretty amazing, but, the thing is, I DON'T REMEMBER WHICH ONE IT WAS!! and it turns my stomach to even think about looking through that section to find it...I forgot to make it a favourite. :( Don't remember the plot, but it had to do with m-mail-wizarding e-mail, harry being highly suggestible, snape telling harry a spell in pig latin 'learcay lassgay' to test his suppossed suggestibility, and the line: 'Ginny, I think you are the only girl on the planet that has had her boyfriend stage a revolution just to spend some naked time with her.' If anyone recongnizes it, PLEASE SEND ME A MESSAGE!! begs pitifully pretty please?

House, M.D.

House/Wilson
House/Chase
House/Foreman
Cameron/Thirteen :)

ok, now to the fun stuff! wohoo! ;-)

16 Things to do at your local WalMart Store :D

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

If this made you laugh, or you are planning on doing these things, copy, and paste this into your profile.

If your best friend insists on anoying you every second ofthe day, copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you laugh for no reason at all. Crazy is when your eating cereal, and you put the cereal in the fridge, and the milk in the pantry... Crazy is when you love Twilight/ New Moon/Eclipse so much you literally go to EVERY website Google, Yahoo and AskJeeves has given you when you type 'Twilight' in the search box.Crazy is when you are watching a pokemon movie and are crying then start laughing and then start crying again Crazy is when you are so obsessed with something that they have to threaten to send you to an insane asylum, then you go through withdrawal symptoms. Crazy is when you are so in love with fanfiction that if no-one reminded you, you'd forget to eat. Crazy is when you set up an account at fanfiction because you want to write, and then forget all about it because you get so caught up reading others' stories. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, loop-de-loop-ride, wfea, PotterPhan21, Tansiana, Tigerlilystar, MagicalVampire, SeverusSnapeisMINE2008, GryffSlyth Lover

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull copy this into your profile.

If your typing teacher is evil, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

You know you are obsessed with fanfiction when...

1.) You go through withdrawal symptoms when you can't get your 'fix' for the day.

2.) You get extremly angry/violent when someone interrupts you when you are reading.

3.) You forget to eat

4.) You confuse fanfiction with the books

5.) You feel as if the last book (7th) was really a bad/good fanfiction you read and not the real thing.

6.) You sometimes feel the urge to talk to your friends about something one of the characters did in the story.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile and add anything you may feel falls into this category.

You know you are obsessed with Harry Potter when...

1.) When you enter a room you mutter 'Lumos' instead of reaching for the light switch

2.) When you run through possible curses and hexes in your head when angry at someone

3.)You actually carry a 'wand' with you at all times

4.)You reach for a wand when you need something- to curse or to charm.

5.) When you can't find something, have the overwhelming urge to just 'accio' it- and have tried to. Repeatedly.

6.) Sometimes confuse your firend's names with Harry Potter characters and don't understand when they don't answer.

7.) Get extremely upset/angry/furious when someone interrupts you when you are doing someting Potter related.

Please repost this if it describes you. Add something else to the list.

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or MySpace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care about it, copy and paste it to your profile.

My name is sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see,

I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall.

I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door.

He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! Let us help thoose kids that are abused. We CAN make a diffence!

Men are like a deck of cards...

You need a HEART to love him

You need a DIAMOND to marry him

You need a CLUB to bash his f-ing head in

You need a SPADE to bury the bastard

If you feel like this then copy & paste this in your profile

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

If you know (a) video game character(s) or video game weapon(s) that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

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This is bunny. Copy and paste this bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination
(do it now)

Please read this

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

Twilight Oath

I promise to remember Bella

Each time I carelessly fall down

And I promise to remember Edward

Whenever I'm out of town

I promise to obey traffic laws

For Charlies sake of course

And I promise to remember Jacob

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Carlisle

Whenever I am in the emergency room

And I promise to remember Emmett

Every time there's a huge boom

I promise to to remember Rose

Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty

And I promise to remember Alice

When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me

I promise to remember Nessie

When I see that beautiful bronze hair

And I promise to remember Esme

When someone tells me they care

I promise to remember Jasper

Whenever my stomach isn't curled

And I promise to remember the Volturi

When someone speaks of dominating the world

Yes, I promise to love Twilight

Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

Because I know what the Twilighters know

Post this to your profile if you are a true Twilighter