Hello and welcome to my profile page!

I will keep this short and sweet. I live on the East Coast of Australia, I love Australian Football, I am half Italian, I want to go bungee jumping, I am quite eccentric and yeah...

I am in year 11 this year which means I am almost out of school- only two years to go!! I am also very proud of the fact that I am not a stereotypical teenager. I love old music, don't care about fashion and is happier staying at home with a good book instead of going out. I am easily amused and find that something I really love is pineapples. Don't ask why...

Writing is important to me, it is a sense of release. If you have an questions about anything on my profile or in my stories, send me a PM.

Favourites time!!

Favourite Movie of the moment: The Castle.

Favourite Song of the moment: "Hard Act to Follow" Grinspoon- AWESOME!!

Favourite book of the moment: "Angels and Demons" Dan Brown. The most awesome freaking book EVER.

Dizrythmia- Diz-Ryth-Mia it means upset body rhythm and is a mis-spelling of Circadian Dysrythmia which is otherwise known as jet lag... The mis-spelled version of it was created by Split Enz, it is what they called their third album!

RIP PAUL HESTER- WE MISS YOU...

Quotes from my really odd friends...

"Chicken wings have more legs than you!" My uncle in response to my very wussy brother going on about how strong he is.

"I am your shower head!" Anna-Laura.

"If you do that then you'll be gang banged!" Heather. She is crazy, like Anna-Laura, but I still love them! :D

"I know you haven't hung up cos there'd be a 'beep, beep, beep' noise!" Me and then... "... beep, beep, beep." Tyem.

"Ok girls, please turn your chicken on!" My home economics teacher. I don't think she realised what she said.

"I'm number third." Leprechaun talking about what number she was in the coffee line.

Tyem as she picks up a toy dog, "Look at the horsie!"

"THIS MEANS NOTHINGGGG TOOOOO MEEEE OHHHHH VIENNAAAAAAA!" Me and Tyem singing one of our favourite break up songs. That was a very funny sleep over. I also decided that my daughter's name shall be Vienna after the song.

!giggles! "He has a stick!" Me in English when we were watching Macbeth.

"Macduff and Macbeth sitting in a tree, K I S S I N G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes. Wait..." Me and Beccy G. our theory of what should have happened at the end of Macbeth.

"Macdeath" My English teacher getting confused between Macduff and Macbeth. It was really funny.

“Pickles are cucumbers soaked in evil” Megan in a Japanese class.

“I got a certificate for AFL!” me, then Tyem goes, “What? You speak American as a second language?!”

“SHINY!” Alana.

“Ooh! It’s green! And it’s shiny!” Clare.

Random high pitched scream “Shiny lights!” Alana once more.

“If I bang my head on this, will the airbag come out?” Alana, again.

“Did they go to Ireland at any stage?” Tyem after hearing the beginning of “Haul Away” a song by Split Enz, it starts off rather strange...

“7 and 2 look the same...” Rhi, in Maths... I don’t know why she said that...

“The international triangle symbols...” Rhi once more...

“Just because they come from another country does not make them Swedish.” Tyem and I talking about Aqua.

“I thought it went, “I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world, I got you, and that's all I want...” Tyem talking about how she confused Aqua with Split Enz...

“27 take away 4 equals 19.” I'm A Leprechaun as I told her that Neil Finn's birthday is four days after mine.

“BOYS!!” me, talking to Tyem Marodyor about a social I went to.

"Did he say be constructive or destructive?" Me mis-hearing my science teacher.”

“How many of you are going to be called next?” My science teacher as our whole class put our hands up, “Well you better get this all down before you bugger off and get jabbed.” My science teacher, being incredibly friendly to our class who were about to get needles.

“Yeah!" Me and Kerrie in maths...

“Can we just ask Clare something?” Michelle, then Celine says, “RAPE HER!” Believe me, my group are really weird...

"THE WALL TOUCHED ME!" me as I walked down some stairs and got caught on something.

“He was wearing an orange t-shirt... It was scary!”me, talking to Tyem about that social.

“If you are in a room that has a data projector, and there is a burning smell coming from the computer in the cupboard, please contact Computer Support immediately. There may be a problem.” - An announcement at my school after we had a power cut.

“Is this Split Enz?” Jess' reaction to an Alanis Morrisette song.

“And I was like, argh! Nick! Take them off!” me, explaining to Jess, my reaction to seeing Nick Seymour in tight silver pants.

“Heads elbows knees and toes” Jess. No one knows how that happened.

“It's from 1976-” me and then “I have a BEAR!” Tyem.

“Oh my god! She hung up on me!” me when Tyem pressed a button on her phone and went silent.

“You tasted my face?” me and then... “Ew! Lick!” Tyem.

“I am invisible! You can't hear me!! ” Tyem.

“My eyebrow's twitching.” Tyem.

“Yes, she's in New Zealand!” me, talking to Tyem after my brother thought I said she was in New Zealand.

“Oh!! I LOVE this song!!” Guy at the 20twenty cricket when a Beverly Hill Billies song came on.

“Is anyone getting off at Normanby?” Bus driver, then... “Is there free drinks?!” Guy on the bus coming home from the 20twenty.

Anyways, thank you for visiting my page!

Dizrythmia.

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