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Author has written 16 stories for Harry Potter, and Shakespeare. Wow, it has been an AGE since I have updated this page, an my Fanfics for that matter; so here goes... My name is Dizrythmia Chook (Okay, not really, I go by it on this site.) and I am a 16 year old girl who is slightly eccentric. In my spare time I enjoy debating, politics, being with my strange friends and generally living life to the full. Basically, I love writing; school is slowly devouring my life so I have been reduced to minimum Fanfic-ing and maximum schoolwork and work for other things that I am involved in. I am somewhat of a nerd (at the moment economics and politics is taking over my life), but I don't really mind the lifestyle, it means I can stay at home, sleep, read and do research about really pointless things and countries that have never been heard of. So that is basically me in a nutshell, a very condensed nutshell, if you want to know anymore feel free to PM me. Quotes from my really odd friends... "Chicken wings have more legs than you!" My uncle in response to my very wussy brother going on about how strong he is. "I am your shower head!" Anna-Laura. "If you do that then you'll be gang banged!" Heather. She is crazy, like Anna-Laura, but I still love them! :D "I know you haven't hung up cos there'd be a 'beep, beep, beep' noise!" Me and then... "... beep, beep, beep." Tyem. "Ok girls, please turn your chicken on!" My home economics teacher. I don't think she realised what she said. "I'm number third." Leprechaun talking about what number she was in the coffee line. Tyem as she picks up a toy dog, "Look at the horsie!" "THIS MEANS NOTHINGGGG TOOOOO MEEEE OHHHHH VIENNAAAAAAA!" Me and Tyem singing one of our favourite break up songs. That was a very funny sleep over. I also decided that my daughter's name shall be Vienna after the song. !giggles! "He has a stick!" Me in English when we were watching Macbeth. "Macduff and Macbeth sitting in a tree, K I S S I N G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes. Wait..." Me and Beccy G. our theory of what should have happened at the end of Macbeth. "Macdeath" My English teacher getting confused between Macduff and Macbeth. It was really funny. “Pickles are cucumbers soaked in evil” Megan in a Japanese class. “I got a certificate for AFL!” me, then Tyem goes, “What? You speak American as a second language?!” “SHINY!” Alana. “Ooh! It’s green! And it’s shiny!” Clare. Random high pitched scream “Shiny lights!” Alana once more. “If I bang my head on this, will the airbag come out?” Alana, again. “Did they go to Ireland at any stage?” Tyem after hearing the beginning of “Haul Away” a song by Split Enz, it starts off rather strange... “7 and 2 look the same...” Rhi, in Maths... I don’t know why she said that... “The international triangle symbols...” Rhi once more... “Just because they come from another country does not make them Swedish.” Tyem and I talking about Aqua. “I thought it went, “I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world, I got you, and that's all I want...” Tyem talking about how she confused Aqua with Split Enz... “27 take away 4 equals 19.” I'm A Leprechaun as I told her that Neil Finn's birthday is four days after mine. “BOYS!!” me, talking to Tyem Marodyor about a social I went to. "Did he say be constructive or destructive?" Me mis-hearing my science teacher.” “How many of you are going to be called next?” My science teacher as our whole class put our hands up, “Well you better get this all down before you bugger off and get jabbed.” My science teacher, being incredibly friendly to our class who were about to get needles. “Yeah!" Me and Kerrie in maths... “Can we just ask Clare something?” Michelle, then Celine says, “RAPE HER!” Believe me, my group are really weird... "THE WALL TOUCHED ME!" me as I walked down some stairs and got caught on something. “He was wearing an orange t-shirt... It was scary!”me, talking to Tyem about that social. “If you are in a room that has a data projector, and there is a burning smell coming from the computer in the cupboard, please contact Computer Support immediately. There may be a problem.” - An announcement at my school after we had a power cut. “Is this Split Enz?” Jess' reaction to an Alanis Morrisette song. “And I was like, argh! Nick! Take them off!” me, explaining to Jess, my reaction to seeing Nick Seymour in tight silver pants. “Heads elbows knees and toes” Jess. No one knows how that happened. “It's from 1976-” me and then “I have a BEAR!” Tyem. “Oh my god! She hung up on me!” me when Tyem pressed a button on her phone and went silent. “You tasted my face?” me and then... “Ew! Lick!” Tyem. “I am invisible! You can't hear me!! ” Tyem. “My eyebrow's twitching.” Tyem. “Yes, she's in New Zealand!” me, talking to Tyem after my brother thought I said she was in New Zealand. “Oh!! I LOVE this song!!” Guy at the 20twenty cricket when a Beverly Hill Billies song came on. “Is anyone getting off at Normanby?” Bus driver, then... “Is there free drinks?!” Guy on the bus coming home from the 20twenty. Anyways, thank you for visiting my page! Dizrythmia. Ok, that’s about it from me… So click the links below to read my stories. | |||||||
1. How Well Do You Know Me? » reviewsLily Evans and her best friend devise a cunning plan to see if their boyfriends recognise them in a different body. But different lifestyles and hobbies lead to chaos!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,083 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-27-09 - Lily Luna P. & James P.2. I Bet YOU Couldn't Manage This! » reviewsLily Evans has a pretty confusing life. Her best friends despise each other and do not get along. She is being stalked by two other boys while one of her best friends has the dream relationship and the other is hopelessly in love with someone. So...Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,046 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1-26-09 - Published: 1-19-09 - Lily Luna P. & James P.3. The Collection » reviewsThis is a collection of songfics I felt like writing, there is romance, tradegy and comedy. SiriusOC JPLE SBLE and HPGW.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,179 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 1-17-09 - Published: 8-17-074. A Diary of Thoughts » reviewsThis is a diary from some of the Marauders and Lily and co. Please please read and review, I think its funny, my friends did too. NOW COMPLETE!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 6,451 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 11-6-08 - Published: 2-2-07 - Complete5. To Her Door » reviewsWhat would Lily and James Potter's life be like if they were in outback Australia and James had just been caught with another woman? Read on to find out. Inspired and based around the Paul Kelly song "To Her Door" Completely AU. JPLE SBOC.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,685 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 10-3-08 - Published: 6-24-08 - Lily Evans P. & James P.6. Its Eddie's Fault! » reviews“Hang on Lily, you mean to tell me that the teddy that the James Potter gave you for a birthday present, that you said you hated has gone missing and you want it back?” Damn Emmeline and her adding two and two together. Lily has lost her teddy! Now what!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 6-24-08 - Published: 2-29-087. The Magic Of Music reviewsONESHOT. What is the magic of music? Read on to find out.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-23-08 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete8. Breaking the News reviewsOld Siward returned to England to break the news of his son's death to his wife. His thoughts about the death of his son and Macbeth, cited to his wife.Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-11-08 - Complete9. Three Dorks and a Dictator reviewsThe title says it all, Lily Evans' insight to the Marauders for the Hogwarts Newsletter, in a 10 part series!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-2-0810. Truth or Dare Gone Wrong » reviewsIt all started with truth or dare. And then I go to Australia, get stuck in a sport car, end up flying a plane, meeting the inlaws to be and so on. What's worse, my girlfriend thinks some guy is hotter than ME! Sirius POV SiriusOCHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,511 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 9-18-07 - Published: 4-20-0711. The Diary of a Stressed Out Head Girl » reviewsThis is Lily Evans's diary where she confides her soul, she tells it everything, her life where she is being stalked by the persistent Potter, and is waiting to find out who that Head Boy is. What's a girl to do? Will she eventually fall for her stalker?Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 8-22-07 - Published: 7-24-07 - Lily Evans P. & James P.12. Here We Go Again » reviewsLily Evans is having a week long sleepover in the summer holidays. She has her boyfriend, her best friend and her boyfriend over for the sleepover, then they watch horror movies. Be afraid. Be VERY afraid!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,834 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 7-2-07 - Published: 5-26-0713. Sirius Black goes to the Water Park! reviewsWhat happens to Sirius Black when he decides to have a party? Well, he goes to the Water Park! From random emo kids to a plain brown owl called Spot. Sirius is just a menace...Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-30-07 - Sirius B. & OC14. Pride reviewsLily has a lot of pride. James Potter does too, but he isn't scared of letting the world hear his voice. Lily, the quiet girl is scared to say how she feels, so can she? ONESHOTHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-12-07 - Complete15. What the Marauders got up to in their spare time reviewsDid you wanna know? read on to find out... It includes many a misfortune for the Slytherins...Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-21-07 - Complete16. What Really Happened reviewsDo you really wanna know how Lily and James found out about how YouKnowWho was hunting them down? It's funny...Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-21-07 - Complete
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