Who I am.

For starters I'm a poor student. Just close to finishing up my major. I got bored of writing all those science papers (at which I'm quite good according to my professors, but sadly you won't find one by my hand yet..). Who wants to read those boring, filled with facts and no humor articles? My writing may be a bit sluggish and bad, but hey! Everybody needs to start somewhere.

Just some general facts.

The subject (me) is a student of the male Gender and having a Dutch nationality. He fits into the standard profile of a student who enjoys hanging out with friends, having fun. Major in communication sciences with a minor in consumer behaviour (oh yeah!).

I always enjoy having a lot of feedback about my works, but please, don't get angry with me but try giving feedback on a positively manner. Maybe I'll even throw in some strange sentences (but be sure to look at the A/N at the end of the chapter for a explanation.) A lot of people here in Holland try to make English words from Dutch words, then you get quite strange sentences. Some examples with a explanation. (But not the Dutch originals).

- I hate you all welcome. (I welcome you all; it's a literally (word-by-word) translation of the Dutch sentence)
- Now you really got the puppets dancing. (You have made problems about something; It's a Dutch saying, having the puppets dancing. It sounds like fun though, don’t you think?
- Why is Mr someone on rice? (Instead of being high on rice as suggested, they mean to ask why Mr someone is travelling. Rice looks a lot like the Dutch word for travelling).

They are good fun, and I'll incorporate them when they are appropriate. But please, don't kill me about it!