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Author has written 5 stories for Jhonen Vasquez, Invader Zim, and Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends. Gender: female Favorite Bands: EVANESCENCE, Nickleback, Gorillaz, Bonjovi, Queen, Everclear, Journey, Fall Out Boy, All American Rejects, Emimem, Three Days Grace, Avirl Lavigne, Papa Roach, Linkin Park, Alice Cooper, Arrowsmith, Maroon Five, Naked Brothers Band (what can I say, their cute _), Twisted Sister, KISS, Black Eyed Peas, Warrant, Hammerfall, My Chemical Romance, Switchfoot, Green Day, Kelly Clarkson, Pink, Blink 182, Good Charlotte, Weezer, White Snake, Wang Chung, Goo Goo Dolls, AC/DC, Fountains of Wayne, Destiny’s Child, Rolling Stones, Lacuna Coil, Boxcar Racer, Simple Plan, Motley Crew, Skid Row, Bowling for Soup, Smash Mouth, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Shaggy, “Weird Al” Yankovic…. Fav. Colors: purple & green Fav. TV Shows: INVADER ZIM, Family Guy, That ‘70s Show, Scrubs, Monk, Psych, Comedy Central Presents…, Who’s Line is it Anyway?, I Love the 80s 1,2,&3…., Boy Meets World, Animaniacs & Pinky & the Brain (darn I wish those two shows were still on the air), Courage the Cowardly Dog, Just Shoot Me, Digimon Tamers (Yeah that’s right! I like Digimon Tamers -- mostly because I like Impmon; he’s my favorite. STOP JUDGING ME!! >-Fav. Movies: PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN 1,2,&3 , Wayne’s World 1&2, Robin Hood, Men in Tights, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Edward Scissorhands, Sleepy Hallow, Sweeney Todd, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, From Hell, Corpse Bride, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Alien, Aliens, Predator, Alien VS Predator, Resident Evil 1,2,&3, Disturbia, Reign Over Me, Over the Hedge, Tommy Boy, Across the Universe, Kong Pow: Enter the Fist, How the Grinch Stole Christmas, The Emperor’s New Groove, Transformers, The Simpsons Movie, Austin Powers 1,2&3, Madagascar, Lilo & Stitch, Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch has a Glitch, The Wedding Singer, Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure, Surf’s Up, Saw 1,2,&3, Silence of the Lambs (along with the other Hannibal Lecter movies), Ghost Rider, Click, Horton Hears a Who, the Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Big Daddy, Night at the Museum, Benchwarmers, King Kong (Peter Jackson version), Dawn of the Dead, Shawn of the Dead, First Blood, Die Hard, Bullet Proof, Uptown Girls, Mystery Men, Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star, Wakko’s Wish, Signs, Dodge Ball: A True Underdog Story, National Treasure 1&2, The Exorcism of Emily Rose, The Royal Tenenbaums, Billy Madison, Joe Dirt, School of Rock, Along Came Polly, Water Boy, Wedding Crashers, Jaws, The Holiday, The Mask, Young Frankenstein, Identity, Ice Age, TMNT, When a Stranger Calls, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Little Nicky, Stay Alive, Meet the Fockers, Bruce Almighty, Evan Almighty, Halloween, Nightmare on Elm Street, Friday the 13th, Dan In Real Life, Sixth Sense, Ace Ventura 1&2, Lair Liar, Fun With Dick and Jane, every Muppet movie ever made, & any movie that has any of the following thirteen actors/actress in it…. Top 13 Fav. Actors: 1. JOHNNY DEPP 2. Dakota Fanning 3. Shia LaBeouf 4. Adam Sandler 5.,Ben Stiller 6. Owen Wilson 7. David Spade 8. Bruce Willis 9. Steve Carrel 10. Jim Carry 11. Jack Black 12. Will Farrell 13. Mike Myers Fav. Pirate: CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW Fav. Species of Fav. Directors: Tim Burton & M. Night Shyamalon Fav. Author: Jeffery Deaver, & Kelly Armstrong Fav. Comics: JTHM, SQUEE, I Feel Sick Fav. Manga: Fruits Basket Fav. Decade: the 80’s Fav. Video Games: The Legend of Zelda, Resident Evil, Shadow the Hedgehog, Sonic the Hedgehog Fav. Comedians: Brian Reagan, Jim Gaffigan, Jeff Dunham, Ellen Degeneres, & the Blue Collar Boys (Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engvall, Ron White, & Larry the Cable Guy _) Fav. Musicals/Plays: The Phantom of the Opera, Mulin Rouge, & Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street Fav. Fic Genre: Romance, Angst, Drama, Humor Fav. Pairings: JTHM- Nny/Devi IZ- RAPR (I just think Red and Purple are just so cute together!) Gorillaz- 2D/Murdoc PotC- Davy Jones/Calypso Corpse Bride- Victor/Victoria TNBC- Jack/Sally Harry Potter Avatar- Zutara Fruruba: Kyohru Monk- Adrian/Natalie TT- BB/Rae (Yes! I am a BB/Rae shipper! Long Live BB/Rae!) GAoB&M- Mandy/Billy That 70s Just Shoot DP- Danny/Sam KND- Wally/Kuki ShtH- Shadow/Rouge Most Hated Pairings: IZ- Any pairing that tries to pair one of the Tallest with someone other than each other (like Zim or Dib for example). C’mon you guys, the Tallest hate Zim, and I doubt either of them would even give Dib a second glance. JTHM- Nny/Mmy and Nny/Edgar. I positively HATE it when people try to pair poor Nny with these guys. Especially Jimmy, Yeech! I mean, come on! Who are you guys trying to kid? First of all, Nny only knew both these guys for like-- I don’t know-- ten minutes! Well… maybe 15 minutes for Edgar. But there’s no way for a guy like Nny to develop feelings for someone in such a limited time. Second of all--and this one’s kinda important-- Jimmy and Edgar are DEAD!! For Gods sake, Johnny killed them himself!! I mean geeze! Use your brains here people! Oh, but that’s nothing compared to my most HATED pairing. Not only is it unbelievably unlikely but also it is immoral and down right sick, and personally I think who ever thought up this hellish combination should be burned at the stake. The pairing that I am referring to is the Nny/Older Squee pairing. I loath this pairing with every fiber of my being. What the hell are the people who write this stuff thinking?! There is absolutely nothing romantic going on between Johnny and Squeegee. For the love of God, Nny’s more than twice his age!! By the time Squee would be at the age where it would be legal for him to have that kind of relationship, Nny would be in his THIRTIES! If there’s any relationship goin’ on between the two, it’s a big brother, little brother relationship. This is a plea for all the Nny/slash lovers out there. If you want to make Nny have a gay relationship with anyone, please make up your own character! Personally, I’m uncomfortable with the thought of Johnny being homosexual. Now before you start, I am, in no way, prejudice against gay people. I just don’t like the idea of Nny being gay. Y’see, I’m a die hard Nny/Devi fangirl. I believe those two are perfect for each other. And I really don’t see either of them with anyone else, male or female. That’s just my opinion. I apologize to all of those out there who disagree with me but that’s just the way it is. Likes: All of the above, drawing, reading, writing, singing along with the radio, my future car, CHOCOLATE, the internet, being random, hanging out with my friends, watching cartoons, ZOMBIE MOVIES, 80’s music, classical music, Comedy Central, staring off into space, consuming large quantities of sugar, blowing up people who are mean to me, placing voodoo curses on people who are mean to me, just doing bad things in general to people who are mean to me, collecting placemats, leaping unexpectedly, pencil sharpening, watching the lawn, breathing, moving small objects with my mind, buying too much lip gloss, chasing dust bunnies, speaking in tongues, being sugar high, having staring contests with linoleum, drinking the water in Mexico, trimming ear hair, thinking about Abraham Lincoln’s hat, hating, trances, taking long walks on the beach, following the dead, crystal healing, wondering what the stuff in lava lamps are made of, creating Thanksgiving dioramas, knocking over expensive objects d’art, humming, casting a spell on the neighbor’s dog, collecting glow sticks, making license plates, pitying the fool who don’t like Mr. T, buying in bulk, “Drunken Style” kung fu, wrestling inanimate objects, fondue, using the Jedi mind trick, wearing lederhosen, zoning out, flinching, frightening small children, making citizens arrests, running head long into glass doors, balloon animals, cursing in Spanish, getting funky, playing with my own hair, marauding, vegging out, tripping on the whole crazy universe, ….Dislikes: People who are mean to me, being ignored, having to repeat myself, being asked stupid questions, Alien 3 (I hate that movie and refuse to acknowledge its existence), Nny/Mmy pairings, Nny/Edgar pairings, Nny/shudders Older Squee pairings, Preps, Jocks, Hippies, stereotypes, when the cops are after me and my friends, People who use the word “guesstimate”, Cheerleaders, people who say Johnny Depp is a bad actor, people who say Tim Burton is a lousy director, people who say they don’t like Pirates of the Caribbean, people who say they don’t like Invader Zim, not having a job, not having a car, bubble gum pop music… Nicknames: TheRandomTurtle (Duh), Turtle, Fifi, Fudge Head, French Fry, Wayne, Bill, Zim, Diego, Dory II, Spongebob…. My Friends: Caitlin C.- Born to Jamaican Voodoo priests, she is currently sailing the seven seas, trying to come up with a way to take over Tokyo, whilst also evading the FBI. Her hobbies include raiding, pillaging, plundering, and pilfering her weaselly black guts out. Cassie T.- A pessimistic, persuasive, power-hungry, pyromaniac who often takes her anger out on squirrels. Cassie hates almost all the nicknames Caitlin and I have given her, and was last spotted fleeing the country for various indiscretions. Her hobbies include bonsai tree climbing, spelling her name, and shooting spit wads at transformers. Kealey T.- Younger sister to Cassie T. After a freak weenie-cart incident, Kealey spent the first few years of her youth being raised by wild cats living in the hidden forests of the moon. Kealey suffers from never ending bad hair days and is slowly devolving into the blob. Her hobbies include extreme tea parties, arm wrestling sachquatch, and making pottery for the king. Khyla P.- Khyla is a vampire ninja and is currently the best and most awesome person alive (or so she says). She has the super cool ability to sleep anywhere (including standing up), and is an expert grape picker. She can also piss somebody off in record time. QUOTES Me: “Oh great, now I’m gonna get herpes thanks teh you!!” “Dude… Drop the spoon… and step awaaaaaaay from the cookie dough.” Caitlin C. “I swear to drunk, I’m not God.” Khyla P. “I’m not as think as you drunk I am.” JD, Scrubs Me: “Were you raised in a cave?!” “I can write with words. Yep.” Alannah B. Quotes that I heard on the radio but don’t exactly know their place of origin…. Guy 1: “Fat, drunk, & stupid is no way to go through life, son.” “You people have the morals of guinea pigs!!” “When you tell these little stories of yours, here’s an idea, have a point. It makes things so much more interesting for the listener.” “STOP BEING STUPID ON PURPOSE!!” “Every time you open your mouth, something irritating comes out!” “Rock & Roll’s an addiction.” (damn straight) “Your so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece.” End radio quotes… “When your blue and you don’t know/ where to go to way don’t you go/ where fashion sits/…. PUTTIN’ ON THE RITS!!” I love that song “Somebody once told me/ the world was macaroni/ so I took a bite outta a treeee!/ But it tasted kinda funky/ so I threw it at a monkey/ and the monkey threw it back at meeee!” a song I learned in Midl Skool “Git-R-Done!” Larry the Cable Guy “They call me… Tator Salad.” Ron White “You might me a redneck.” Jeff Foxworthy “Here’s your sign.” Bill Engvall “Lord, I apologize an’ be wit’da starvin’ pigmies down’ere in New Guinea.” Larry the Cable Guy “I was madder than a legless Ethiopian watchin’ a doughnut roll down’a hill.” Larry the Cable Guy “Homework is for squares! Like pants!” Timmy’s Dad, Fairly Odd Parents “MALLOW!!” Jish & Vic, The Blair Thumb Stressy: “So, is Vic short for Victor?” “JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISH!!” Vic, The Blair Thumb “Dude -- be straight -- be true. What is shakin’ and bakin’, here?” Jish, The Blair Thumb (Jish, Vic, & Stressy, while being attacked by a shark) “Arhg! I be a pirate! I only know the ways of the sea!” Pirate-Dude, The Blair Thumb (two hillbilly fisherman guys being interviewed for The Blair Thumb documentary) “Hey, lets all make fun of the bald guy! I’ll be your lightning rod of hate!” Colin Mockery, Whose Line is it Anyway? “Butt-cracks of the Rich & Famous!” I think this was from Whose Line… “Are you tired of people giving you bananas, mistaking you for a chimp? Than do we have the product for you!” Colin Mockery, I know this was from Whose Line… “You know, one time when I was five, I had a dollar…” Alannah B. “What’s livin’ if ya never pull your shorts down & slide down the ice?!” my motto “Did I set it on fire & shove it off a cliff, laughing insanely? I did that to something.” Sheen, Jimmy Neutron… “Roxas put your pants back on.” Khyla P. “I am Karate Lincoln! I invented karate the same way George Washington invented flapjacks! That’s why they call him Flapjack Bill, and that’s why they call me, Karate Lincoln!” Andy Milonakis Spongebob: “I’m confused.” Spongebob: “I am Spongebob!! DISTROYER OF EVIIIIIIIIL!!” “Wait!! You’re stretchin’ out the elastic!!” The Flying Dutchmen, Spongebob Squarepants “HOLY SHIRP!!” Squidward, Spongebob Squarepants “Guy’s are like a box of chocolates. So many to choose from, but when you bite into a nasty one, feed it to the dog.” Alannah B. “Sex, drugs, rock & roll. Speed, weed, birth control. Life’s a bitch, & then you die. Fuck the world, lets get high. If at first you don’t succeed, next time buy some better weed. And to all the preps who think their cool, FUCK Y’ALL!! Cuz stoners rule!!” I don’t know where this came from but I thought it was funny so I put it in here “Drugs are bad, cuz if you do drugs, you’re a hippie. And hippies suck.” Cartman, South Park “Easy squeezy, lemon peezy.” Harold, Hey Arnold Prince John: “And what makes you think you can stop me?” “I’m a Mog. I’m half man, half dog. I’m my own best friend.” Barf, Space Balls “My name is Jim, but most people call me… Jim.” Jim, Blazin’ Saddles “Mongo only pawn in game called life.” Mongo, Blazin’ Saddles “Now, go do that voodoo that you do so well!!” Hedley Lamar, Blazin’ Saddles “I laughed! I cried! I rolled my eyes!” Caitlin C. (commenting on the 4th Harry Potter flick) said in annoying, valley girl, voice I’m gonna go get my hair pirmed.” Caitlin C. (it was the way she said it man, it was the way she said it) “Oh, say ol’ plaaaymaaate!/ Come out to plaaaaay!/ And bring your doooollies, three!/ Climb up my aaaaple tree!/ Slide down my raaaainboooow!/ In through my playroom door!/ And we’ll be the best of friends/ forever more, more, behind the door!! “One of these days, I’m gonna punch you in the face.” Alannah B. “I like chocolate milk!!” Cheese, Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends “DO IT AGAIN!! DOITAGAIN!!DOITAGAIN!!DOITAGAIN!!DOITAGAIN!!” Cheese, Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends “I like the faaair!!” Cheese, Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends (pretending to stab Eduardo in the shower) “I’m a cowboy.” Cheese, Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends “I LIKE CEREAL!!” Cheese, Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends “Potatoes smell like flowers.” Cheese, Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends “This floor tastes funny.” Cheese, Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends “I’ma pretty lady.” Cheese, Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends “I HAVE RINGWORM!!” Cheese, Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends “I pooted.” Cheese, Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends “Sprinkle, sprinkle, little bar! How I wonder what your cat!” Cheese, Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends “Bye! Bye lady! Bye lady!!” Cheese, Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends “BUNNIES!!” Cheese, Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends “I LIKE THIS GAAAAAAME!!” Cheese, Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends “I’m looking over/ my dead dog rover/ that I ran over with the mower!/ One leg’s dangling/ the other’s half off/ one flew across the street/ and the last is IN THE MAILBOX!!” another song of my youth….these little ditties say a lot about what my childhood was like, don’t they? “IT’S BLUE!! IT’S BLUE!! THE GOD-DAMN-PEN IS BLUUUUE!!” Jim Carry, “When life gives you lemons, say ‘Mmm, I like lemons. What else you got?” key chain “When life gives you lemons, stuff them done you shirt to make you boobs look bigger.” unknown “Your dead! You not alive!!” Caitlin C. “IIII’m a cucumber!!/ IIII’m a cucumber!!/ IIII’m a cucumber!!/ IIII’m a cucumber!!/ IIII’m a cucumber!!/ IIII’m a cucumber!!/ Please don’t stick me in the pickle jar!!” I don’t know where I heard this song, but I like it! “When I get my new car, I’m gonna run you over.” Alannah B. “What’s up, home slice?!” Caitlin C. “It’s hard to live life to the fullest when your dead.” Caitlin C. “I’m not crazy!!” immediately followed by insane laughter Me “Death smells like cheese.” Caitlin C. (crap this is, like, her 3rd death related quote) “Augh! You know, you’re like the freakin’ A-Bomb. One minute we’re all laughin’ and havin’ fun, then you come in and BOOM! Everyone’s dead.” Shake, Aqua Teen Hunger Force (this happened in my General Science class) “Life is short….unless your tall.” Caitlin C. “KAHN!!” me at any giving moment “I’m in my dark place!” Stuart, Mad TV “I…DROPPED THE SQREW…IN THE TUNA!!” Kell, Kenin & Kell “Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.” Sam Levenson “Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, & kill them.” unknown “If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t, either.” Dave Barry “Oo, Sassafras!!” Caitlin C. (written on a tombstone) (also written on a tombstone) (My usual greeting) (Caitlin’s usual greeting) (Cassie’s usual greeting) Teacher: “Brian, what’s the I before E rule?” “I wanna duck!” Caitlin C. “How’s it goin’, royal, ugly, dudes?” Bill, Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure “All we are is dust in the wind, dude.” Ted, Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure “Fetch me my goat launcher!” Me Caitlin C.: “I wanna be a goat!” (The Magic Toenail song) Caitlin C.: “Party on, Wayne!” (said while in gym class) “Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you have their shoes.” Frieda Norris Me: “The cheese commands me!” Kid 1: “Hey, since when can you drive?” “SUGAR & COFFEE!!” All That Caitlin C.: “How do you spell coffee?” “I don’t like questions. They make my brain itch.” Caitlin C. “What?! We can’t insane ourselves?!” Caitlin C. “I’m gonna rent a whole buncha scary movies and traumatize myself into a coma! WHOO!!” Me “Woot.” Khyla P. (the Canine Advantix song) “I have a fish, he’s made of wood, his name is Herman, I love him good.” Caitlin C. (Me talking about Caitlin and quoting IZ at the same time) “EMBRACE THE INSANITY!!” Me “Kitty, kitty, kitty!/ You’re so pretty, pretty, pretty, red!/ Kitty, kitty, kitty/ I like yoooou!!/ Kitty, kitty, kitty!/ You’re so pretty, pretty, pretty, red!/ Kitty, pretty, kitty!/ I like yoooou!!” Charlotte, Making Fiends “I’ve got a book. His name is Pete.” Caitlin C. “DIE IN YOUR SLEEP!!” Caitlin C. (Aww, ain’t she a sweetie?) “Doo, doo, doo!/ Dancin’ with paper!/ Doo, doo, doo!/ Dancin’ with paper!” Me (while dancin’ with paper) “Love is like a snowmobile, racing across the tundra, & then suddenly it flips over pinning you underneath. At night the ice weasels come.” Matt Groening “Whoa there. Take your downers, Spunky.” “If the moon hits you eye like a big pizza pie, how do you think a doorknob would feel?” (The Water Song) “You will die like MASHED POTATOES!!” Caitlin C. “I’s got good grammar.” Me (Cassie & Caitlin commenting on Draco Molfoy of HP) Caitlin: “We have no lives.” “We better get outta here before the human yawn shows up.” Andy, Mission Hill “Don’t pull a nerd muscle!” Andy, Mission Hill “I dare you to make less sense.” Dean, The Venture Brothers “Do not eat it! That is a poisonous, magic pie!” Hank, The Venture Brothers (Big Ass Rock song) “My train of thought never made it to the station. It ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere.” Caitlin C. Jack Skelington: “But year after year it’s the same old thing // And I’ve grown so weary of the sound of screams // And I Jack --” “I think Scraps and Zero should get together and go bowling.” Me, commenting of the beloved canines of Corpse Bride and The Nightmare Before Christmas “America Love’s GIR!” if you listen to the Invader Zim commentaries on the DVD’s, you’ll hear this many, many times “America Hate’s Dib.” also said many times on the IZ commentaries “I’m fine you guys. My face is dismembered and there’s pus in my eyeballs, but I’m really fine. Can I barrow your gun?” Michelle Rodriguez, the Resident Evil commentary There's more that I want to put down... but I don't feel like typing anymore, so SEE YA!! | |||||||||
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