| Panda Luver 4 Life |
Author has written 8 stories for Naruto. NickName: Yuki Real Name: Erin Oraganization 13 name: Nerix Gender: Female! N'duh! Age: 15 Add me: at my homepage!! Nerd, Jock, Punk, Prep Nerd, Jock, Punk, Prep This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Fav Book: Blood and Chocolate, all the tithe books, uh...the anita blake series...thats all i can think of right now Fav Anime: Naruto, Gravitation, xxxHolic, Loveless, Chibi Vampire(Karin), Skip Beat, OHHC, DeathNote, Blood Plus, One Piece Fav Pairings: SasuNaru, KakaIru, GaaNaru, NejiGaa, NejiShika, GaaLee, SakuIno, ItaKyuu, KisaIta, (gravitaion)YukiShu, ShikaNaru, ItaSai, SoubiRitsuka, ShikaKiba, ShinoKiba, Hyuuga incest(sometimes), LightxL, RoyxEd, Zolu, Draco/Harry, ItaDei, SasoDei I always put my semes first because i just cant see ukes as semes! For example take NaruSasu. NO WAY IN HELL. It is just plain creepy with sasuke as an uke...eeeeewwwww freaky. 1) he's older 2)he taller 3) he has an ultimate seme attitude. ULTIMATE SEME!! 4)hes an uchiha an uchihas dont do submissive. im sorry but thats just wrong. okay, ranting is over. Hated Pairings: saku x anyone except ino , sasu x anyone other than naruto, NejiNaru, LeeNaru, Uchihacest, KyuuNaru, Zosan/Sanzo(just plan creepy man) Fav Qoutes!: "this guy wouldn't know what a good deal was if it bit him in his male action figure leather clad ass" - ffrom Pysche "his lips are touching my personal cup!" "...ewwww"- from Pysche "like my father always says, 'Real men take bubblebaths...'"- from Pysche "Now I don't care if its the sacred skunk of jospeh but..." Dr. House from HOUSE "Well, today's mission went up in smoke... But that's no problem... Tomorrow is a brand new day, with a brand new chance to own some high quality u-zu-ma-ki...ass... Oh, Itachi-nissan, you really do care about me." Sasuke (talking to himself) from "The Modern Ninja" after Itachi tricks Naruto into falling asleep in Sasuke's bedroom (without Sasuke knowing until he gets to the word "uzumaki"). The Noodle Prayer: “Our pasta, who art in a colander, draining be your noodles. Thy noodle come, Thy sauce be yum, on top some grated Parmesan. Give us this day our garlic bread, and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trample on our lawns. And lead us not into vegetarianism, but deliver us some pizza, for thine is the meatball, the onion, and the bay leaves, forever and ever. R'Amen.” - Tobi from some fic "Yeah, Thats right. We walk on the grass not the sidewalk. In fact...Fuck the sidewalk!!" "Yuki...um...yeah..." "Huh?" "I don't think thats possible." "Wha...wait a...oh." "Yeah, exactly." "Wait, is it even possible to fuck a sidewalk?" "I have no clue..." "Ya know what" "We are going to be pondering this all day..."- me and sam on friday @ 7:45 am...don't ask "When life gives you Yaoi, make Man Babies!!" - Me "I've figured it out! I know why you look so much like L! You're his...DAUGHTER!-insert strange look from me- Yes That's right. His daughter! L is the mother and Raito is your father. Yes! L caaaan get pregnant! -Sam, talking to me on New Year's eve. "Aaaah! It attacked me! The chair attacked me! - Sam, once again on New Year's eve...i never should have given her that A1 steak sauce "You trained your house to be evil. You trained my house to be evil. Gawd, You just make everything evil and against me don't you!" - Sam during new years eve "I'm going hippie on your ass! - gets into meditation pose- Okay. Where's my dope?" -Sam(also on new years eve) It was just pure, hard, unadulterated fucking. - my all time fave "Oh, what now, Bitch! - Lin "You're face's MOM! Oooooooooooooooooooh, what now!" - Lin "You guys have got to be fucking shitting me. Please tell me you are or die slowly and painfully...- ME!! "Fresh air, sunshine, night time cold medicine...and scotch...yeah, scotch." -Charlie, Two and a half Men "Grown-ups never understand anything for themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them."- some random substitute guy... Naruto was definitely NOT willing to go to the lengths that Kakashi was offering… no way in hell! Who would! Especially for an emo, self-righteous prick-tard who got himself in that evil situation in the first place! Not Naruto! Definitely not Naruto! He was not about to go and make himself a damn host to get that evil, cursed seal wearing, demonic piece of shit with creepy hand wings and hair that hasn’t been cut for god only knows how long… thing… back! No way! - Naruto, from adochan's story He was so far in the closet, he was having tea in Narnia! He didn’t even realize there was a closet. - Kevin, from Scylla and Charybdis “The itsy, bitsy leopards crawled into the fox pen! The whale of a dolphin chased them out again! Then the pervert of a keeper seduced that mean dolphin! And the itsy, bitsy leopards fucked the foxes within!” - Deidara from the story Circle of Life "You know what. There is Heaven and Hell and they both begin with H-E. So HE!! He is the problem!" - Newlyweds game... "Religion is for people afraid of going to hell. Spirituality is for those who have already been there." - Some random... quote i found Condoms are cheaper than guns. Make love, not war. - ME..MUAHAHAHA -cough, cough- "...stupid, rich bastards..." - Haruhi, OHHC ‘I heard Raito has superpowers.’ ‘I heard he’s a Martian.’ ‘You think the librarian’s ghost is hanging around him?’ ‘Maybe he got bit by some weird spider and now he’s invincible.’ ‘And maybe he’ll start shooting spider webs out of his hands, swinging from buildings, and being chased by some Frisbee-riding psychopath in green and purple spandex wearing a Halloween mask.’ -From Death and His Shadow "The world can be very strange to me some times." - Naruto "I don't label myself, labels are for clothes, not people." - Kakashi "Beacause he's a physcotic, cynical, insane, delusional, creepy, freakish, demonic little asshole?" - Nara, an OC from the story blood, sweat, and tears (hottest story ever for Sakura haters!) “Oh my God! Holy shit! SweetJesusMarymotheroffuckingGodohmyGodohfuckmeshitless! - SASUKE from Roommates! You fucked up bastard...i can't tell your brain from the tip of your dick!!- Lin Listen guys, I was raised right. I was taught to talk about people behind their backs. It's called manners.-Me For one to truly be insane, one must be insane to begin with. -idk Hear no evil. See no evil. Speak no evil. Have no fun.- Me... If you don't like gay marriage, blame striaght people. they're the ones who keep having gay babies. -photobucket icon You know, because they're just discovering the first tender feelings of love and next thing you know they'll both be on the ground, naked. Ah, true love. - don't ask. I have a job. I'm paper holder. I feel special. Do you wish to share in the power of paper holding? - Lin Fav Words: Desamalated- me, it means deserted Lubricio- Draco malfoy Twat - Dane Cook Duchette- Oh yeah i made up that word in math class Hardassity- Sams word Fuck - whoever invented this weird is a genius. seriously. You can exspress how your feeling with one word and it could be any feeling! It's kind of long and pointless, but copy & paste this onto your profile if you agree. You know you’re a SasuNaru fan when: You think about SasuNaru 24/7; You were also screaming at Konohamuru in chapter 347 (page 10) lol, thank you Dragonmanga this is so frickin' true Panda Luver 4 Life: it is. i can seriously sit with a fellow SasuNaru fan ALL DAY just going "isn't SasuNaru great?" "omg yeah! it's so hot!" "i know! they should totally make it real!" "it is real!" "exactly!" "omg! it's so great!" "yes!" "i mean they BELONG together!" "They so do!" and so on and so forth. Things I'm not allowed to do at Hogwarts. 1) Seamus Finnigan is not after me lucky charms 2) I do not weigh the same as a duck. Nor should I try to act like one. 3) "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge. 4) I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office. 5) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class 6) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss 7) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda 8) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar 9) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy 10) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month" 11) I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals 12) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin quidditch matches 13) The Giant Squid is not an approriate date to the Yule Ball 14) When Death-Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Bat Moblie, Robin!" 15) When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm. 16) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Snape takes house points from Gryffindor 17) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental 18) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny. Even if he is wearing an orange anorak 19) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends" 20) I will ont dress up in a Dementor's suit and use a dustbuster on Harry's lips to make him do what I want. 21) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book. 22) I will not hold my wand in the air before I casting spells shouting "I got the power!" 23) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that the Knights who say Ni have challenged him to a duel and then have students yell "Ni!" from various directions. 24) I am not Xena: Warrior Princess and I shall not use war cries to signal my entrance when I enter a classroom 25) Its not necessary for me to yell "Bam!" everytime I apparate. 26) I will not steal Griffyndor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallway. 27) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music when wandering the halls. 28) "To conquer the earth with flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice. 29) I am not allowed to begin Herbology class by singing the theme song to "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" 30) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs. 31) The Whomping Willow is not an Entwife 32) "Draco Malfoy, Take it up the Arse" is not an acceptable quidditch chant.11 34) I am not Allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy in a closet to see if hot gay sex will occur.111 34) It is a mad idea to tell Proffesor Mcgonagal that she takes herself too seriously 35) "Ya'll check this crap out!" is not an aprropriate way to announce that I am about to conduct an expirimental spell1111 36) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort. 37) I will not offer to pose nude for Collin Creevy. 38) I am no longer allowed to use the words "pimp cane" in front of Draco Malfoy. 39) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera. 40) Dumbledore does not have "nakie time". (I found this really cool if you can read it pasted in your profile please) I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. _ Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, Kikyouhater118, ELIE101, Riiku-Senpai, japinezeartst There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile. If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C. or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think those stupid kids should just give the poor Trix Rabbit some Trix, copy and paste this into your profile. If you can spout a random Naruto character quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile. If you would LOVE to know how Naruto's going to end, copy and paste this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile! If your a Yaoi fangirl and proud of it then copy this to your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. 92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Repost this if you are one of the 8 percent who would be laughing your ass off. 98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy & paste this in your profile. If you love yaoi/shounen-ai, copy this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.If If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, EmmettCullenFan, Bella Masen Cullen, Me Love Edward Cullyou, SilverMoonArcher,forbiddenkitsunegoddess13, Howl To The Moon, Nayeli, mochiusagi, darkablino, Panda Luver 4 Life are obsessed with fan fiction copy this into your profile. If you've ever wondered why Bush won't leave the friggin' war and let the remaining soldiers live, copy nad paste this onto your profile. anyone ever notice: X-E-M-N-A-S = M-A-N-S-E-X if you also noticed this and laughed very loudly when you did, or you just think it's hilariously funny (and ironic) copy and paste this on your profile and add your name to the list: darkalbino, Panda Luver 4 Life Controversial Issues: I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. ~STOP STEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTPYES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ITALICIZE & BOLD THE ONES YOU ARE~ | |||||||||||
1. We're taking over! » reviewsFirst off who are you two?" Tsunade asked looking at the two girls. Crack parody were me and my friend take over the Naruto world. Read and critize please!Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,603 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 8-25-08 - Published: 1-20-08 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U.2. Beauty of the Brow reviewsKiba notices something wrong with Sasuke. What's this about Naruto and tweezers! Read to find out. Sasunaru.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-7-08 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete3. Marching To a New Beat reviewsWhat she said next would shock the rest of them and turn the groups whole world upside down, laying down a path of lies and truths."You, Naruto-kun." Characters are a little OOC. AU, angsty, melodramatic, humorous. Mainly Sasunaru, NejiGaa.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-1-08 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U.4. Welcome to Puri » reviewsKakashi just chuckled and pulled out his favorite book, giggling like a mad man. Sasuke looked at him weirdly, shook his head, and went back to staring out the window. ‘Puri eh? Ha! Like I would ever find a mate worthy of my status there. Hmmmmm....R&R plNaruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,680 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 7-1-08 - Published: 10-10-07 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U.5. Guilty Pleasures » reviewsWhat the hell was I, Uzumaki Naruto, The infamous Kyuubi doing standing in the middle of a cave,surronded by wererats, qouting Dr. seuss, and trying to kill a thousand year old Vampire? SasuNaru, used to be named Club VampyreNaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,384 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 3-9-08 - Published: 12-21-07 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U.6. Confessions reviewsI. AM. GAY! GAY GODDAMIT! I UCHIHA FUCKING SASUKE AM AS GAY AS CAN BE AND A MANLY SEME TO MY CUTE LITTLE LOVER! OKAY! I LIKE GUYS! AS IN RAINBOWS AND FRILLY TUTUS AND PRANICING IN FIELDS OF FLOWERS GAY!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 12-31-07 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete7. Orochimaru is a child molester! reviewsCrack fic. Song fic. Gaara is out on a stroll on night when he walks into Orochimaru and Kabuto singing a weird song. Read and Review please. Also light mentions of Sasunaru if you squint and really look. Way OOC and rating put there for certain reasonsNaruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 12-31-07 - Gaara - Complete8. Realms Of Darkness and Beauty » reviewsDISCONTINUED!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,186 - Reviews: 90 - Updated: 6-23-07 - Published: 2-22-07 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete