HIYA!! i'm a schizophrenic Physco that obviously likes to read Fanfictions and hopes that someday will make one. so to people who bitches to other people that hasn't written any fanfics you can all get a flaming pineapple shoved up your ass and get bazooka blasted by the voices in my head, Kurochi and Luna.
Name: If i tell ya i'll have to kill ya:P you can call me the almighty powerful Kira KuroTenshi!!
Age: Old enough to rule the World MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ACK cough choke ughh dammit!! stupid cough i shall have my revenge!! ... um ... hehe i mean i'm half way to 34.
Gender: Obviously i'm a girl
Fave Colors: Black, Dark Blue, Silver, and Dark Red
Hobbies: Collecting anime pics, collecting quotes (if you have any good ones let me know) throwing rocks, getting minions, watching/reading anime, and lighting stuff on fire!!
Fave shows: All anime shows, T.A.P.S Ghost hunters international and normal, Mythbusters, Dirty jobs, Hauntings, Mighty Bee, Total Drama Island, andPhineas and ferb
Fave Movies: All Anime Movies, Hayo Miyuzaki movies, Wild Hogs, Anger management, Space chimps, and Horten Hears a Who( hehe... " in my world everyone's a unicorn and they eat rainbows and poop out butterflys")
Fave Books: all books by Janet Evanovich
Things that piss me off: people who constantly complains about their life when there are tons of people out in the world who have it worse.
people who bully other people to the point of suicide or beats on other people. ( if i see one of ya bastards doing this i will make u wish u where never born u scumbags!! for those who are victims of bullying there are people who care about u even if others say theres not. if this is happening to you tell someone and get yourself a nice big cookie or any other sugary item of your choice.
people who hate what they don't understand.
people who touch my suff or me or take my sugary items GRRRR MY COOKIES AND CHEESECAKE!!
Me and my imaginary friend got into a fight…my doctor still can’t figure out how I broke three ribs.
"I don't suffer from insanity...I enjoy every minute of it."
"Don't follow in my footsteps...I walk into walls."
“There’s a lot you’re not telling us, isn’t there?” Yusuke asked suspiciously “Yup, like I’m a schizophrenic, the voice in my head told me so. Quite an interesting conversation THAT turned out to be.” Kagome (Opposite Cousins by falling tenshi)
Last night I laid in bed staring up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, 'where the heck is the ceiling?' by falling tenshi
“Come one come all into the Pits of HELL to get the stick out of your ASS!” – Kagome Higurashi, InuYasha/Yu Yu Hakusho crossover
'There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest have to test the electric fence for themselves.' - Corny Humor: More Wit & Witticism ( hehe i'm the last one)
“Sorry, but did you know that there’s a stream near here with a nasty rock that wants to go for blood and will trip any unsuspecting person. So of course I had to teach the stupid rock a lesson by drowning it when the ungrateful thing splashed me.”
"The voices in your head are not real but they still have some really great ideas"-Happy bunny post card
"It's not that I hate evil. It's just that a lot of the people I can't stand happen to be that way."~Genkai
Bitching should be left to those who do it properly, who have perfected the art form over the years: women and gay men.
'The sun will come out tomorrow...or else it will be really cold.'
' Death is life’s way of saying you’ve been fired.'
' I am not crazy! U know what! The voices don't like u anymore!'
It's people like you that are the reason I don't get out of bed in the morning
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives.
"I can multitask...I can breath, talk, and annoy you at the same time."
“Here’s to you, Here’s to me, Best friends we’ll always be, and if somehow we disagree, To hell with you, here’s to me!”
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
Could you please leave I’m finding your presence MOST repelling… but I guess this is what I get for being so damn social.
Huh? You say something? Sorry I wasn’t listening. I was to busy not giving a damn.
“So tell me, how does it feel to be living in a constant haze of stupidity?” – Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho
There are only stupid people around me, but they mean well. – Hiei Yu Yu Hakusho
Kagome/Riku (kingdom hearts)
Kagome/Train Heartnet (black cat)
Kagome/Jing (king of Bandits)
Almost any Kagome/male anime crossovers
Any Yuri with Kagome ... any 3 or more ways with Kag ...Kagome/koga ... Kag/inuyasha...Kag/ yusuke or kuwabara (only likes kags being realated to them) Kag with bad guys that try to take over the worlds and stuff like that.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writitng or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, Kikyouhater118, Runelesca, Kouga'sChils, Justified Assassin, Sacra Nox, Kira Nova, Poetic love, Kira KuroTenshi
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy this into your profile
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you), put this on your profile
If you are odd and proud of it, put this on your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
Ever ran into a wall or part of one, Copy and paste this into your profile.
Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message into your profile.
Almost every teenager talks on their phone for hours on end. If your one of the few who dosn't, copy this onto your profile and add your name to the list. gothgirl-narutofan, Kuro Uchiha, Sacra Nox, Poetic love
If you have a younger sibling (half or full) and seen them trip over nothing or their own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a scary crush on a book, anime, or game character; copy and post this into your profile
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile.
I solemly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers), copy this into your profile.
If you always say 'uhhhh...' when someone questions you, instead of replying shortly, copy/paste this into your profile.
If you have ever wondered why someone decided to milk a cow, copy/paste this into your profile
IF YOU BELIEVE FIGHTING CRIME IN MINI SKIRTS IS POSSIBLE, COPY THIS IN UR PROFILE! I BELIEVE DUDES!
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very easy opponent, I should practice more). Crazy is when you practice thumbwars. So if you're crazy, copy/paste this into your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy/paste this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy/paste this into your profile. (I do it all the time, myself doesn't agree with me)
98 percent of the population would die if Johnny Depp said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy this onto your profile if you would be one of the 2 percent that is laughing your ass off.
If you have ever tripped where there is a 'WATCH YOUR STEP' sign, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.
If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile.
If you ever felt like chasing your friend and yelling "RUN BITCH RUN!" Put this on your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe), PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, mahalo4ursupport, Kuro Uchiha, Sacra Nox, Kira Nova, Poetic Love, Kira KuroTenshi
If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile.
If you like/love copying and pasting stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedual to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it
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