Yes, I know I spelled Kanundrum wrong, it's really spelled "conundrum". But, I like it better MY way!

P.S- if you don't know, Monoculus means two headed monster, and conundrum(Kanundrum!!!) means a conflict or a problem. So, as I said in my pen name Monoculus equals a conundrum. Monoculus and conundrum are my favorite words EVA, so, why not use them in the way that I like to descibe them??? Monoculus is the way I like to describe myself,(beside the monster part, but sometimes I think of myself a Casper - you know, Casper the friendly ghost?- monster) and I call that a complete K A N U N D R U M. Persuade Webster to put that as the new spelling for Conundrum!!!!

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Last time profile was updated: September 23rd, 2007.

Hi peoples! I am Lili, and yes, I AM A GIRL. Well, I can't think of anything else to say, so...

Top 5 Songs for the Week: (from favorite to... I still like it but it's not #1?)

1.T-Pain, Buy You a Drank

2. Soulja Boy, Crank That (can you do the dance?)

3. Boys Like Girls, The Great Escape

4. NSYNC, Space Cowboy (call me weird...)

5. Bow Wow, Outta My System

Check this out...

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If you could read that put it in your profile

1. FIRST NAME: Lili (really Liliana)

2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Yeah, my great great Grandma Lillie, and her mother in law Annie

3. SIBLING NAMES: Hilary, Phoebe(Fee-bee)

4. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? Um... two weeks ago???

5. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDS? I have tall and skinny fingers. I guess I like them... These are weird questions!

6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCHMEAT? Oh, I dunno... Turkey?

7. KIDS? If you mean do I have any, the answer is No.

8. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? I think so, yeah.

9. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? Used ta.

10. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? Yes!

11. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Ya!

12. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? No, never. Ahem. Mildly scared of heights here.

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Fruity Pebbles/ Honey Nut Cherrios- I have had cereal for breakfast since I was like... three...?

14. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU REMOVE THEM? No, never! Except for my Sperry Topsiders... they're hard!

15. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? Physically? No way.

16. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Carvel's Triple Chocolate Brownie

17. SHOE SIZE? 6, 6 1/2, 7

18. RED OR PINK? Red

19. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOU? I have the worst sarcasm! And I'll tell anyone anything, even if I hate the person. I just like to see the good in people. I can't make up disses. I laugh and talk REALLY LOUD! My history of being picked on. I could go on forever...

20. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? My sister- she's in college!

21. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO PUT THIS IN THERE PROFILE? Yeah, that'd be cool.

22. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? Well, I am wearing black leggings with a black mini skirt. No shoes

23. LAST THING YOU ATE? Cheese Eggs

24. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Bow wow... Outta My System... My iTunes Library all thanks to very Now CD ever created...

25. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Dark red, with a mixture of orange and pink

26. FAVORITE SMELL? Gasoline from the Gas Station. I know for sure that I am weird! (yes, I know... It's poisonous... I don't smell it that much, gosh...)

27. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My carpool buddy's mom...

28. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO? Humor/ Non-shallowness/ Smart enough

29. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? Uh, I copied it from someone's profile.

30. FAVORITE DRINK? Anything Starbucks!!!! Or Virgin Strawberry Daquiris... (did I spell that right?)

31. FAVORITE SPORT? Volleyball

32. EYE COLOR? Blue

33. HAT SIZE? Oh, I don't know... Medium?

34. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? Nope. Tried contacts, hated them! I stick to my glasses!

35. FAVORITE FOOD? Ceaser Salad/ Pasta/ Sushi!!!!

36. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING? Happy Ending.

37. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED AT THE MOVIE THEATRE? Music and Lyrics

38. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING? Basketball Shorts they are soooo comfy!

39. SUMMER OR WINTER? Summer!!!!

40. HUGS OR KISSES? Kisses

41. FAVORITE DESSERT? Any kind of cake, except for cheesecake... EW!

-:-Quotes-:- (Ah... my favortie part of the profile!)

"Aw, man, Emily is 'like' here!"- a guy named Jonathan who is in one of my classes, who, like myself, hates a girl named Emily and her group of her 'possy'(i don't care if I spelt it wrong) friends. Emily does her hair in a different way every day and says the word like wayyyy too much. And, my friend Beth, made up a joke that is, "Emily and her Bachette's are as annoying as hell!" (please do not ask what Bachette's are or mean.)

"Lili, you really have to get out more."- one of Jonathan's friends, Alon, said this to me after saying something totally weird and nerdy (I am that kind of tomboy) to him. This is Alon's way of saying something to someone after saying something to him that makes his head ache because he is so dumb. (did that make much sense?)

"Yeah, and a tesseract isn't a four-D shape..."- this is my own sarcastic expression that nobody else gets but me. I learned what a tesseract was on Discovery, and I say it when somebody says something sarcastic. Like I said before, I am that nerd girl.

"Lili, why don't you go talk to someone who really cares about you. Daniel!"- Jacob, a friend of mine who's purpose in life is to insult me until my guts come out. (well, he doesn't always insult me... a lot of times he stands up for me...) Jacob totally said this to annoy me becuase there is this guy named Daniel that has a huge, fake crush on me to get a girl he really likes, jealous. It's not working! I hate Daniel, and I always want to pound Jacob when he makes his "I just insulted you laugh" and his insult. ARGH!

"Sorry, Evian that you didn't know you were competing against a... SUPERSTAR!"- a line from the movie Superstar that always makes my friends Nikki, Jacob, Jordan,Cayla, and I crack up.

"Sometimes, when I'm really nervous, I like to put my hands under my armpits-sniff- and then I smell them..." - another line from Superstar. Nikki does a great immitation(also don't care if I spelt it wrong) of it from Saturday Night Live (SNL).

"What's the point of existance?"- An immitation of Marvin, the depressed robot from the Hitchhker's Guide to the Galaxy, who always sounds sarcastic and upset. When I watched the movie for the billionth time a few nights ago, I made up the line after the movie.

"Lili, you need to stop laughing at freaking things that aren't funny!"- Halle, an annoying girl in my grade who has had something against me since second grade. (laughing is one of my special talents)

"May the force be with you."- Jonathan. Last year, when he signed my yearbook, he wrote that because he had some inzane obsession over Star Wars.

"I have good abs!"- Me, unfortunaltely, when it was time to "let's be random and laugh at oursleves". I said it because Cayla said something about laughing so hard, and, well, laughing makes your abs stornger, so it made me think of that. Thomas, Cayla, Nikki, and I started to crack up. (Ok, I am REALLY weird, I know.)

"Say WHAT?!"- Me, to Nikki when she told me something surprising.

"What."- Nikki's response to the quote above. We started to crack up.

"MITCH!!!!!!!!!"- Jordan, a friend of mine, who has this bizarre obsession over a 1st grader who loves her back. She started her own: "MITCH FAN CLUB!" Two more of her friends are in the club.

"Jordan, I am going to say it one more time! MOVE ON WITH YOUR OWN LIFE!"- Me, to Jordan whenever she says the quote above. "Move on with your own life" is a line from Superstar, and has a little dance to it. It always cracks her up.

"Neil, you take things way too literally, and make simple things, seem WRONG!"- Sydney, a girl who sits next to me in homeroom, with a guy named Neil, who, as you can see does excatly what's in the quote. He takes words, and makes them gross, and finds their odd definition. And, like she said, takes things too literally. I hate the dude. It's sad enough that I have to sit next to him.

"You gave me this cut?! -shows a cut to Cayla- You were being violent?! I LOVE IT!" -Me, to Cayla when she told me look in the mirror because I had this red cut on my face. I saw the cut and Cayla told me she did it. I totally scared her because she thought I was going to scream at her. NO! I love when people are violent! (But I don't like wars! WORLD PEACE!)I also have so many carpet burns and briuses from diving for balls in P.E. Actually the carpet burns are from chasing my dog when he gets to wild... But, it still counts as diving. Ha! I can't stop!

"Lili, you seriously have to stop dancing like an idiot."- Nikki when she trying to teach me to dance... I don't know how to dance to any other songs but rock or pop! She was trying to teach me to... is it pop? I think so... When Nikki tried to teach me to "pop", but I just looked like an idiot. I'm sorry! Rock and pop are mostly what I listen to... Nikki says I should just listen to rock and dance to rap and hip-hop. I am trying!

"Yay emo people!" -Me, I said this out of the blue, becasue I was looking for things to say when my lunch table was quiet. I kinda made things worse, because at my school no one knows what emo means besides me. God, my school can be slow! Actually, I can be too, I am sure all of y'all have seen.

"Since when is pink -mumbled- the horror color -done mumbling- the new guy's color? I mean, yesterday, pink was an all girl's fan!"- me, when Neil kept saying over and over again that pink was "freaking happy satisfying" to be annoying.

"Yeah, and yeasterday was kindergarten, and tomorrow is slick pink tuxes."- Neil, his remark to the quote above. He said this with a smirk.

"Now, that is a picture of a broken hearted man..." "Yeah... There is recess everywhere but his heart..."- Ralph and some stupid other fourth grader from The Simpsons. I was watching it a few nights ago, and I thought it was good writing/ line. Well, if you don't think it's good, sorry, but then think, Hey, it's the Simpsons? How much better can it actually get?! Seriously, it's true.

If you need a laugh go to: www.google.com and type in: shoes

or: www.google.com and type in: muffins!!! Remember: PRESS VIDEO BEFORE YOU SEARCH for muffins and shoes!! Have a fun laugh! For muffins, click the one where there's a granny like person in a yellowish background. Ok? ENJOY! And Soulja Boy!!!!!!!!

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're part of the two percent who hasn't, copy this, and paste it in your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, Monoculus-equals-Kanundrum.

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

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Copy the bunny to your presentation to help him achieve world domination, and come join the dark side. (We have cookies.)

-thinks- Yum... COOKIES! Wait, what kind? If it's oatmeal, I'M OUT! And I will give all the Dark-Side-Wannabes a horrible review! - Lol.

98 percent of teenagers have either drank alchohol or done drugs. If you're one of the 2 percent that hasn't, post this on your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off. - Haha, I laughed my ass off when I read this!

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

RACISM IS WRONG!

Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and my symbol for equality to your profile. - God, I have to stop putting these things in my profile! Hey, it's fun! lol.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

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(¸.•´ (¸.•´~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, died, or is living with cancer copy this in your profile. -Ha! My grandma. She survived lukemia TWO times. Two freaking times! Ya, you heard right!

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile

If you've ever pulled on a door that said push or vice versa, copy and paste this into you profile.

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.

Okay, I know you guys are really bored of all my crap-talk, but now I'm going to do what normal people do in their profile. Talk about my upcoming stories! YAY!

~Upcoming Stories~

Turn The Volume Down~ The Suite Life of Zack and Cody. No POV. No real pairing, but I am doing an OC for Zack and Cody. CodyXJordana, ZackXDeana. I'll call it... Cordana, and... Zana! Yay! STATUS: Coming Soon! (But not as soon as "Far Away," okay?) Has got to be fully written down, and thought through so I can get a good plot and climax idea! Summary: You could say Zack was the more popular twin, and Cody was always that nice, sensitive geek-twin. But when Zack drags Cody to one of his usual illegal Saturday late night parties, will that be turned around? Will Cody finally see the chance to be something he's not? Will Zack finally settle on a girl? What's gonna happen when Cody gets in... TROUBLE? - And, no, this isn't a "Parties Won't Last for Zack," or "Parties Won't Last for Cody" kind of story. Don't know if I'll publish it. Let's just hope...

That's all I got! (for now... wink wink) Sorry!