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Vampire Sasu-chan
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since: 12-04-06, id: 1176024, Profile edited: 10-03-08
country: United States
Author has written 7 stories for Naruto.

Name: Sasuke Uchiha (Or so they call me xD)

Nickname: Sasu-chan, Kishou, Mizu, Sakura, Lotti, Vampy

Age: 15

DOB: July 24, 1993 (a day after Sasuke's.. everyone calls me a girl Sasuke.)

Zodiac Sign: Leo

Gender: Female

Youtube: VampireLotti (I actually used to be SasukesRevenge7, but my account got deleted because I never put disclaimers. Now I do.. I cried after it happened... I was really upset xD)

Edit: I am now SasukesRevenge07 on Youtube C:

Gaia: Uchiha Sasu-chan

Yahoo: HidaSasu@yahoo.com (I don't answer emails from people I don't know. If you want to add me to YIM, write "I'm from Fanfiction.net" and then why you're trying to add me in the area you say who you are. I don't trust everyone so anyone who doesn't do that will not get added. I change my email often, so check this profile often.)

MSN: Sasukes_Revenge@hotmail.com

DeviantArt: SasukesRevenge7

Quotes: "Stop letting them make you sad and tell you what you are and aren't. You control yourself and who you are, and who you become. You make your own road, not those fags." ~Me

"Do you believe that we can coexist with alien life forms? Or could their possible toxic waste be our probable demise and turn us into raging beasts with fangs and discolored skin? That is what I believe, ever since I saw that UFO. My mom still says it was a helicopter xD" ~Me

"Stab me, Hang me, just don't Break me" - Me!

Randomness:

Anywaaays, I love music. Especially metal, screamo, punk, and alternative. German and Japanese Rock pwns too. Oh yeah, you'll notice I love to say pwn, and now I use sankyuu for thank you.

I'm a nice person to people who are nice to me. I love to roleplay, but ONLY with literate rpers. Illiterate rpers sicken me. So does L33T and "txt tlk". They both are gay and pointless. I can also be pretty evil too.

I'm a really nice person, as I was saying, and I love hugs! I love to hug everyone at school : D I love anime too. Right now Naruto is my favourite, of course.

I love the Japanese language! I've taken it for 9 years now. Kindergarten, 1st - 7th grade and then now in 10th grade. My new school in 8th grade didn't have Japanese class. It depressed me. Lol anything Japanese pwns : 3

I have a photographic memory when it comes to Japanese. I learn it exceptionally fast. And right now, I have a teacher who translates for Dattebayo for Bleach! I'm seriously not kidding >w

As I said above, I'm now in 10th grade (yay Highschool!)... I think I have an impulsive disorder. XD I get obsessive over things. Some of my obsessions have been:

Pokemon
Dragonball Z
InuYasha
Linkin Park
South Park
Naruto
Bleach
Loveless
D.Gray Man
Air Gear
ItaSasu

DeiSasu

HidaSasu

SasoSasu

It seems like I can't go on without having an obsession... They're usually anime or TV shows Anyways! Hmm.. what else? Ummm...

I can get very hyper, and I talk to everyone at school. Even the creepy jocks and preps. XD

Sometimes they call me perv... because I'm very pervy xD

And I always make people be my friends xD

Lol I don't know what I would be considered. A lot of people call me emo cuz I wear black usually, black gloves, and long sleeves. They think I cut myself, yet I don't. I guess I'm just in that "Weirdo group". Lol : D I don't usually like labels, but I like being weird. I'd take it as an insult if someone called me normal.

XD Lol I am so weird. I wear a necklace with a pink and black striped star, and a necklace with the Konoha symbol on it, two rings, and my Sound-nin wrist band, and my Sasuke wristband. Or my black gloves with purple and blue stars on them. I'm obsessive over anime charries, mostly Sasuke... I have leopard-print glasses, and dark brown curly hair with carmel highlights. I usually straighten my hair though, or wear it in a ponytail. Its to my shoulders and I have bangs that usually cover my left eye, which are bugging me as I type this. I am pretty sure I'm going to get more blonde highlights though. My hair is based off of Sasuke's xD It's longer in the front, and shorter and flipped out in the back.

Likes:

ITASASU!!
Anime
Music
Yaoi
Friends
Sugar
Sleep
Pictures
Roleplaying
Writing
Reading
Animals
Drawing
Protecting People
Hanging Out
Searching the Internet
Comments
PMs

PAIN

Cheeseburgers

Fries

Wendy's

Fanfiction/Doujinshi Lemons (Yaoi-ish only)

Yaoiism

Lemons!

Dislikes:
Noobs
L33T
Txt Tlk
Cigarettes
Drugs
Alchohol
Yuuri
Illiterates
Preps (The ones that think they're better than everyone else)
Jerks
Spammers
Spiders
Japanese Wannabes
Things Made in China
People mean to my Friends
Seeing People hurt
Non-anime pr0n
The "time of the month" for chicks...
People who go on other people's profiles and say "Insert anime, music, or another thing of interest to the profile's owner. sucks! Alot!" It's so stupid.

Well that's all for now. If I think of anything else, I'll add it.

Favourite Naruto Charries:

Sasuke Uchiha

Deidara

Itachi Uchiha

Tobi

Hidan

Fave Naruto Yaoi Slash Couples:

1. ItaSasu (Itachi and Sasuke)

2. OroSasu (Orochimaru and Sasuke)

3. KisaSasu (Kisame and Sasuke)

4. HidaSasu (Hidan and Sasuke)

5. KakaSasu (Kakashi and Sasuke)

Basically any slash yaoi couple with Sasuke in it, as long as he's the uke. I LIKE SASUKE-RAPE, LUL xD

Interests & Hobbies:

I like to take walks, listen to music, roleplay, write stories, go on the comp, chat, watch naruto amvs and eppys, make anime profiles, read, read manga, watch TV, play video games, make amvs, and much, much more.

Favourite Movies & Shows:

Naruto, Loveless, D.Gray Man, and Bleach.

Favourite Bands:

t.A.T.u.

Hollywood Undead

Disturbed

Linkin Park

Billy Talent

KoRn

Rise Against

Infinity 8

Aiden

Atreyu

Bullet for my Valentine

Ill Nino

Muse

Girugamesh

Maximum the Hormone

Eminem

Serj Tankien

... A lot of random ones xD

AND NOW.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems




1. の手を差し伸べる A Helping Hand reviews
Hidan was given orders to supervise the Uchiha massacre, and he does as he told. Little did he know, was he would grow a little to attached to the little eight year old boy left there. HidaSasu HidanxSasuke / Strange pairing, ne? Please read, you'll like.
Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,310 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9-8-08 - Published: 9-8-08
2. The Erratic Beat of my Heart » reviews
Sasuke was left by Naruto, hurt and broken. When his lover, Itachi, finds him again, what will happen when Itachi realizes the younger Uchiha doesn’t remember him? ItaSasu, Rated M for Sex, Angst, Yaoi, Incest, Slaves. Sequel to The Rope Around My Heart.
Naruto - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,446 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 7-8-08 - Published: 3-19-08
3. Lachrymose reviews
Sasuke has just begun a new year at a new school - highschool, and he's the new - different, weird freshman. He finally makes friends, and the first person he meets is someone strangely familiar. What does this guy know? ItaSasu Uchihacest Incest Lemons
Naruto - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 6-4-08 - Published: 6-4-08
4. With You,The Crimson River Between Two Rose Petals reviews
Sometimes death comes easier when you're with the one you love. Angst, ItaSasu, Uchihacest, Gore, Death, Violence. Note for The Erratic Beat of My Heart.
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 5-4-08 - Published: 5-4-08
5. The Rope Around My Heart » reviews
Sasuke loves his older brother, who inevitabley killed his family. Does Itachi even love him back? And what will happen when a jealous Orochimaru and Naruto and comes after him, and Kisame gets a bit frisky? ItaSasu. Yaoi, Lemons. COMPLETE - Sequel Coming
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,216 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 3-18-08 - Published: 12-10-07
6. Already Over reviews
Sasuke has failed again. Everytime he tries to fight Itachi, to kill him, he fails. What makes this failure worse than the rest? Itachi decides to punish Sasuke for being so weak. Complete, Songfic, Character death, Angsty, Lemons, Incest, Yaoi, ItaSasu.
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 2-10-08 - Published: 2-10-08
7. The Great Depression reviews
The Great Depression has started, and Sasuke and Itachi are weak. Oneshot, Character Death, Hint of ItaSasu. Done for 20th Century American History Class. Crappy Summary, sorry. Author notes inside for The Rope Around My Heart. Important.
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-18-07 - Published: 12-18-07