Hello, you've reached Kai's FF Profile. Congratulations. Feel free to read my fics, favorite me, review, leave me a message, or stalk me. But, be warned that I don't update often, and don't reply to PMs immidiately. So, it's best to find me somewhere else, like youtube, or DA. Or, eventually, LiveJournal. Only you can't, because I don't have a LJ...so you'd best try DA. (Whitewolfice13).

A little about me. Because I must.

Fav. TV shows- Ouran//Hellsing//FMA//Trinity Blood//House.M.D//NCIS//Gray's Anatomy//X-Files//Doctor Who//Torchwood//Blackpool//Cassanova//Takin' Over the Asylum// Chip and Dale; Rescue Rangers// Sonic X// Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog// SatAM// Gilmore Girls// FRIENDS// Psych// Monk// Law and Order: SVU// Top Gear// Dirty Jobs// Myth Busters// A Haunting// Unsolved Mysteries// Haunted America// Weird Travels// Ghost Hunters// UFO Hunters// Animal X// Desination Truth// Wolf's Rain//Yugioh// Yugioh GX// Dinosaur King// Ben 10 ( & Alien Force)// Tailspin// Ducktails// 3rd Rock// Darkwing Duck// Dresden Files// Tokyo Mew Mew

Fav. Movies, in order of their greatness- Advent Children// Vantage Point// Nightmare Before Christmas// Titanic// X-Files, I want to Believe// The Da Vinci Code// Fight the Future// Jumper// Corpse Bride// Secret of NIMH// All Dogs go to Heaven// Treasure Planet// Narnia, the lion the witch and the wardrobe// the Family Man// Balto// Nausica of the Valley of the Wind// One Stormy Night// Castle in the Sky// Kiki's Delivery Service// Princess Mononoke// Whisper the Heart// The Cat Returns// Filadae// Once Upon a Forest// Bambi (1 & 2)// Brother Bear (1 & 2)// The Fox and the Hound (1)// Lady and the Tramp (1 & 2)// Homeward Bound (1 & 2)// Oliver and Company// Mulan (1)// Love Actually// Definately Maybe// Mamma Mia// Mothman Prophecies

Fav. Books- The Long Dark Tea Time of the Soul, Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency, Complete Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Salmon of Doubt (Douglas Adams)// the Da Vinci Code// Complete Sherlock Holmes (Sir Aurther Connon Doyle)// Atonement// Doctor Who: Pirate Loop, Wet World, Wooden Heart, Wishing Well, Snowglobe 7, Art of Destruction, Reserection Casket, Forever Autumn, Many Hands, The price of Paradise, Feast of the Drowned, Peacemaker, I am a Dalek, the Last Dodo// Torchwood; Something in the Water, Another Life, Twilight Series, Trace Memory// X-Files; Ground Zero, Antibodies, Ruins, Skin, I want to Believe, Whirlwind, Goblins// Harry Potter; Deathly Hallows, Half Blood Prince// Narnia;; Lion, the witch and the wardrobe, Last Battle, Prince Caspian, Voyage of the Dawn Treader// Trinity Blood; Rage against the moon Vol. 1, Reborn on Mars Vol. 1// FMA; Under the Faraway Sky, the Ties that Bind// Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse (Stepheny Myer)// Jumper: Griffin's Story// Howl's Moving Castle, Castle in the Air// Arabian Nights// Angels and Demons//Jim Butcher; Storm Front, Fool Moon, Grave Peril, Summer Knight, Death Masks, Blood Rites, Dead Beat// Tokyo Mew Mew; Volume 3, 7// RESIDENT EVIL: Zero Hour, Umbrella Conspiracy, Caliban Cove, City of the Dead.

Pairing I love-

X-Files;; MulderScully

Doctor Who;; 10Rose, 9Rose, Martha10(onesided), Jack10 (One sided. I.E, Jack comes onto 10, but 10 is straight. He will always be straight.) JackRose10 (TARDIS dream team, lol), 10SarahJane

Torchwood;; GwenJack, GwenRhys, JackIanto, ToshOwen

FFVII;; RufusTifa, RufusElena, RufusCissnei, RufusAeris(ith), RufusYuffie, VincentYuffie, VincentLucrecia, VincentAeris(ith), VincentSheluah, VincentTifa, CloudTifa, CloudAeris(ith), ZackAeris(ith), RenoElena, RenoYuffie, RudeTifa, SephirothAeris(ith), CidShera, CloudYuffie, RenoCessnei, ElenaTseng, AerisTseng

House M.D;; HouseCuddy, HouseCamron, House13, HouseStacey, CamronChase, WilsonCuddy, WilsonAmber

Yugioh;; KaibaTea/Anzu, Yugi(/Yami)Tea(/Anzu), KaibaSerenity, KaibaAlternate!Kisara, High!Priest!SetoKisara, JoeyMai, TristinSerenity,

Sonic;; Tails!Cosmo, SonAmy, ShadAmy, ShadRouge, KnuxRouge, CreamShad, SonSally, AntoineBunny, SilverBlaze, KnuxM!E

Darkwing Duck;; DWMorg, Negs!NegMorg, NegsTeenage!Gos

Tokyo Mew Mew;; RyouIchigo, RyouLettuce, PuddingTaru-Taru, IchigoMasaya, IchigoKisshu, IchiAlto

Resident Evil: WeskerxClaire, LeonxClaire, ClairexSteve, LeonxAda, WeskerxAda, WeskerxChris (Eh. I can tolerate it...), WilliamxAnnette, BillyxRebecca, WeskerxRebecca, WeskerxJill, ChrisxJill, ChrisxSheva, ShevaxWesker

Pairings I dislike;; I'm not a huge fan of Yaoi/Yuri. Don't get me wrong. I'm not against gays/lesbians, but I just don't like to read it. It doesn't do anything for me. But every once and a while, I come across an amazing yaoi/yuri fic. It's rare, but I do read one every once in a blue moon.

Doctor Who;; Master10, Jack10,

Torchwood;; GwenOwen, JackOwen, JackJohn, JackGrey

FFVII;; RufusReno, RufusRude, RufusVincent, RufusHojo (O.o), RufusTseng, VincentCloud, VincentCid, VincentHojo, LucreciaHojo, CloudZack

Yugioh;; KaibaYami, KaibaYugi, KaibaJoey, TristinJoey, TristenMai, KaibaMai, MokubaSeto, KabiaNoah, NoahYami

STATUS;;

Am I Missing- In progress: Chapter two is up. Chapter three is in the works. Read it. Seriously. It's not as bad as the summary. =3 You know you want to.

For I am not the One- Complete

Understanding- Complete.

Five Stages- Complete. Published Nov. 14 2008. Final chapter updated 12/24/2008

Guardian Angel- Incomplete. I'm working on it. Slowly, but surely. It's going to be a very slow update.

Who Said you Can't Go Home?- Complete. Who Knows. I might write a sequal. If someone gives me an idea...(hinthint)

The Blue Egg- Unknown. Seriously. I have no idea. May be revised. It's annoying me. =P

WORKS IN PRGRESS/UNPUBLISHED;;

Run: A long Ramble- Doctor Who. Chapter five is typed. Slight AU. Rose10, 10/OC (Onesided)

Awkward Situations- FFVII. VincentYuffie centered. Christmas Fic. Humor. Due to be posted around Christmas, 2008. Oneshot, at the mo. Depending on feedback, it may turn into a short story. Based on a story I heard in the lunchline.

How Far: DWD fanfic.
Characters; Negas, DW, Gos, LP, Morg, F4. Everyone, basically.
Vauge plot; Nverse wasn't destroyed, it was moved, basically crashing into another dimension and causing a chain reaction. Yay. Chaos. Set to be out in the following months

Untitled; DWD fic.
Possible titles; Haunted, Tears of an Angel
Chars; Negs, Gos, Morg, DW, LP, Honker, F4
Summary; Negverse is gone. Negs spirit is stuck in Normverse. With nothing left to do, nowhere to go, a depressed and perpetually bored Negs beginds shadowing his dobbleganger, and his family. His attention is slowly turned to his adopted daughter's normverse counterpart. Set to be out in the following months.

Untitled 3; DWD
Chars; Negs. Gos. DW. LP. EVERYONE.
Summary; Based off of Beethoven's Last Night, by the fabulous Transiberian Orchestra. Negs is dying. He is forced to make a deal with the Devil (Mephesopheles); A second chance at life, in exchange for Goslyn's soul.
Featuring, Misery, Mephisopheles' Return, and Who is this Child, by TSO. Set to be out in the following month/year. Consider it an ongoing, belated Christmas present...

About me;;

Names Kai Penzie. Well, sorta. That's my nickname/alias. I won't tell you my real name unless I've known you for a very long time. You can call me anything you want. Ice, Kai, TARD, Whitewolf, 13, Nosferatu, Nos, Eccentric, MoonDove, God. W/e. ANYTHING EXCEPT "THAT KAI PERSON." I go to Nazareth Area Highschool, in Eastern Pennsylvania. I'm currently taking German 1 and Beginers Piano. I plan to go to PennState Hazelton. I'm not entirely sure what I want to major in. But I plan to be a Cryptozoologist. Yay. I write a lot, and draw alot. And read a lot. I'll read just about anything. But I love scifi/action/mystery. Douglas Adams is my fav author. I hope, one day, to meet Vic Mingogna. He's amazing. I'm going to ask him to record a ring tone for me. Something that will get me to answer my phone...since I never do. Josh Groban is one of my fav singers. =D I love David Tennant and John Barrowman, even though DT is quitting DW. = David Duchovney and Gillian Anderson are also amazing. I listen to amost any kind of music. If I were going to attempt to list all the bands I listen to, you'd never be able to make it to the end of the list in one sitting. My music is too varied. Classic Rock, Classical, Soft Rock, Punk, Alternative, Screamo, Electric, Techno, Country, Classic Country, 90's, 80's, 70's, Jazz, 60's, 50's, Pop Rock, Heavy Metal, J-Rock, J-pop, Spanish Dance, German Techno, Sweadish Techno, German Rock, etc. I'm a very weird person. Weird in a boring, eccentric sort of way. I keep to myself a lot, yet I seem to know a lot more about people than they think I do, because I'm one to sit, listen and observe. Especially in math class. I'm always out of the loop, unless, of course, I start a tred. Like run-skipping down the hall of a middle school before a dance with a friend who is twice your hight while looking at eachother and laughing like complete idiots. =D

I have three cats, that we actually own. And I take care of (counts on fingers), 12 strays. BooBear, Oliver and Hemming Rei (Like Hemming Way, but not...haha, Hemi's polydactle!) are our cats. Queequaeg, Tseng, Kisa, Cassanova, Jask, Thain, Sec, Cohn, Orange, Genisis, Ianto and Paula are our stays. Woohoo. I also have a very European view on life. It's hard to explain. But I sit in German class learning about culture and I agree with everything Frau-K says. I understand it. Everyone else is like 'GASP! GERMANS HAVE FENCED IN YARDS?! WHY'D THEY WANT FENCED IN YARDS? THEY DUN HAVE BIG WOOD HOUSED?! OMG. THEY DON'T PLAY FOOTBALL!? THEY SHOULD. GERMANS ARE BORING.' My reaction was something like 'Stupid American kids.' lol. I say that with the deepest love.

I LOVE DARKWING DUCK

If you've noticed, this section has been jumping all over the place. That's because one half of my brain opperates as a Hungarian, while the other half is American (German, Polish, Italian, Romanian, and French.) Oh, and one more thing. My Deviant Art account name is Whitewolfice13. My Youtube(dot)com name is WhiteWolfIce. Neopets- _Nosferatu_Wolf, _Nosferatu_Wolf, Whitewolfice13, Just_A_Tad_Eccentric, Seto_Darkmoon13...and I think that's it. If you need to contact me, try one of those places, or just PM me here.

Love, from Kai

Favorite quotes-

“I’m Bored, because my ramen is taking a whole 3 minutes to cook! Isn’t that outrageous?!”- Emi

“Do you know what laziness is? Laziness is bad!” – emi

“Your simpleness amuses me”- Me

“AUHHH!!” –emi (I’ll hopefully explain that later)

“You know I’ve been here by the path of destruction that lays in my wake.” –emi and I

“How to shade noses by Kai Penzie”- Emi

“I used to be uncool, until being uncool was cool.”- emi

“do you know Ashley?"“yeah, barley.”“I hate her.”“me, too. Who is she?” emi and I

“why don’t you just butt in and help?!”- emi

“I’d probably be an obsessive compulsive paper shredder, or something.”- emi

“that’s a horrible tail (or tale), like your face.”- emi

“ it’s, like, coming out of his ‘gludious maximous’!”- emi

“It’s…’Sesshie’s snack time!!’”- emi

“even the unwise can come up with something half wise…”- emi

“someone call ‘demon control 101’!!”- emi

“shippou! Get away!” “I like ducks and cows.”- emi and I/ InuYasha and shippou

“Mango the tangoing demon slayer.”- emi and I

“For the love of meatloaf!!”- Me

“Your toe socks should have their own TV show, heck yes they should.”- emi

“Don’t leave me, Maria!”“...?? (I just gave her a very confused look.)”“oh, didn’t I tell you? I named your toe socks ‘Maria.’”- emi and I

“I’m standing here, holding your chopsticks. Why? I don’t know.”- me

“In 1,2,3 carry the 4- a long time!” Kayla

“Wow, olives… This party’s gonna ROCK!!- Ray from everybody loves Raymond

“Uh, what’s Chazz looking for?” “His mind. He’s clearly lost it..” Bastion misawa and Syrus Truesdale

“It says: bird, rock, lamchop, bird, and bigger bird.” -Joey wheeler

“so tell me, what’s it like living in a haze of stupidity?”- Hiei and I

“Why don’t you tell them that you know they know, so I can go back to knowing absolutely nothing!?” Joey from FRIENDS

“I probably shouldn’t tell you this.” “what?” “but when something’s wrong at my house, the evidence.. is always..under the sofa cushions!!”- Brock and Reba from Reba

“I have a great duck call. It’s “HEY DUCKS!!”- Van from Reba

“he’s doing every thing to get him to snap out of it.” “well, what’s he doing?” “yelling ‘SNAP OUT OF IT!!”- Debra and Marie from everybody love Raymond

“if you just having fun, you don’t want to bring her around here. This is where fun comes to die.” Ray from everybody loves Raymond

“, please realize that I’m not talking to you!!”- my mom

“…but then they would ruin all that good climactic running and tripping over roots!!”- me

“it’s a chain reaction of moronic….what show??” – our wonderful English teacher

“a whole Pyramid of nothingness!!”- emi

“Red Bull gives you wings!!”- emi, Wolfie, and I

“...Well, at least your phone still works!” –some kid in my class

“And together we are….THE NINJA ARMY OF HAPPINESS!!”- emi and I

“Oh, you one deep pool.” Barbara-jean from Reba

“Go vegetable!”Go Vege!”Go Gita!”- emi, Wolfie, and I

“Don’t pick up it’s a telemarketer. Shut up! Just shut up! Shut up!” Wolfie and I

“Do you know that I know that you think that I know that you are secretly… a lemon?”- emi, Wolfie, and I

“open the fridge”- emi

“…of food poison”- emi

“on this spot, in 1897…nothing happened.”- random sign

“Barny's gonna come out of the closet!”- our wonderful English teacher

“the state of this room can only mean one thing… THE ELVES HAVE COME!!” emi

“congratulations me!”- our wonderful English teacher

“Cody’s bringing emo back!”- emi

“It’s been ‘CHRISTMAFIED!!”- me

“I’m not dead. Or dying.”- me

“Get out of my seat stupid mortal, human!!”- emi

“KAAAAAARRRRRMMMMMAAAAA!!”- kelsi

“You erased evil before it was done!!”- emi

“My life is a book…no wait…let’s make it better… my life is a best seller!!”- our wonderful English teacher

“’Dude it’s a tall guy….with blue hair.’ Said idiot #1, intelligently.”“’thank you captain obvious…’ said Zane”“’who’s captain obvious?’ asked idiot #2.”

“Am I in Hell yet?”“if you’re talking to me, probably.”

“The alien version of coke- red can with white bubbles on it. And big, white, cursive letters that say ‘Coca-cola’”- emi

“There are 2 kind of people: people who think there are 2 kinds of people and people who know better.”- emi

“Prepare for a slow and painful song of…THE TELITUBBIES!!- Twinkie, winky…” emi

“This is like poser, man; and this is, like, not.”- emi

“THE SKY IS HYPER BECAUSE I AM HERE!!”- emi

“we’re gonna get stabbed by flying pencils”“SWEET!!”- emi and I

“How safe is your grocery store?’- matt

“Plotting revenge is FUN!!”- emi and I

“YES! I AM THE FLOWER GIRL!!”- emi

“….are you wearing lipstick?!”- me

“that’s a pretty tubular hat.”- emi

“it will fail when we least expect it!!”- emi and I

“How to make a movie: the movie”- me

“We have told the untold story.”- Emi and I

“He lies Arnold: the blue pancake.”- Me

“Ew.. it’s that kid.”- emi and I

“ew it’s…..PEOPLE!!” emi and I

“I’m surrounded my these things called human life forms.”- emi

“CHICKEN CUBES!!”- Wolfie

“They got me with their smelly stuff!!”- me (referring to perfume.)

“It thinks I can’t see it! BUT I CAN!!” Briana, emi, and I

"I don't give a flying Materia!"- Me

"Sephiroth on a pogo stick..."- Me

"Don't look a gift chocobo in the beak."- me

"The day that happens is the day I breed a Gold Chocobo!"- me

"Cars cause polution, Chocobos are the solution."- me + some shirt

"A:Yes / B: No / C: I'm not entirely sure. Can I take a poll and choose my answer based on the general concensus of the masses?" --Matt

"I am the weirdo who sits next to you on the bus!!" -- DW, myself

"You've NEVER heard of Darkwing Duck?!" - me

"Excuse me. I need to go calibrate my pants" --Matt, myself

"Kai Penzie: Speding the Darkwing Love around the world, one pathedic, tortured soul at a time." - myself

"I am the noun that verbs your noun!" - DW, myself.

"-refering to a little girl iceskating- The dumbass cut me off...so I shot the bitch." - Me, Arturo

"PANTIMIMING THE AIIIIRRRRR!!" - Me, Arturo

"Ya knob." - Negs, myself

Snippet from my most recent DA Journal:

I Darkwing Duck.

Yes. I rediscovered that amazing show. We, as in my mother and myself, were cleaning out a buncho our cabinets and such, and found two home recorded VHS (-gasps-) with DWD on it. Haha. Just Us Justice Ducks pt 2 is on it. Omg. THE SWITCH. Disguise the Limit, Malice Reseraunt, Calm a Chemilion...and...I don't remember what else. And, like, I think the opening credits for Duck Tails is in there, too, along with Goof Troop...and Madiline.

I never realzied how violent that show was!! Darkwing Duck. Not Madiline. Rofl. Like, seriously. DW almost dies in the second episode...and we actually think he's dead. Like, they practically tell you so. And Bulba hints that he assassinated Gos' grandfather and parents. There were actual bullets, and machine guns. And, Aliteration. Serously.

I don't even know, as a kid, if I really understood half of the things that happened in that show. It was so...mature, in a cartoony way. Ex) In Dead Duck, DW goes to Hell. And Heaven. And on the little PC screen of the list of people whose name starts with "D" in Heaven, is Da Vinci. Haha!! But, seriously. Hell.

DW: -in Hell, tallking to Satan- You're WHO?! I'm WHERE?!

Then, of course, there's Negs. Don't even get me started on him. Chainsaws, skull fetishes, attack squids, flame throwers, ray guns, swords, and a sexy cape. Don't forget the Switch.

I never really liked the Fearsome Five. Like, I liked everyone in the show, but I loved Darkwing. But I think Negs screwed me up for life. I've always had this attraction to the villians, the loners, the assholes and the psychos. XD
Bushroot. I love him too. He's not evil, he's just misunderstood. XD Idk. I just love him. It's hard not to. He's so cute and shy. I love his hair.
Megs. I find him amusing. "They said I was insane! They said I was crazy! They were correct." And with a name like Elmo, how can you not like the...rat?
Liquidator. His shpeals annoy me. Idk. He's obnoxious. Although, the occasional sales pitch makes me laugh. "That's false advertising!!/ Milage may varry."
Quackerjack. Well...idk. I think I perfer him over the Liquidator. QJ is completely insane, and it's...oddly addicting. His teeth kinda scare me, though. And I'm just a little afraid of clowns.

I also like Steelbeak. I mean, come on! I metal. His accent is just...-melts-

Which brings me back to Negs. His VOICE!! Omg. It's the most intensly sexy thing ever. I drew him in matheklasse the other day. Not bad for my first DWD character, like, ever.

That's enough DWD rambling. I SEVERLY DISLIKE GIZMODUCK. HE'S OBNOXIOUS!! GOD.