Greetings comrade! Welcome to my profile! punch and chips in the back...

But seriously, hi, I'm Jason. I was reffered to this site by a friend , and after reading a few stories I decided to join the fun. I don't write a whole lot, but when I do it's entertaining. I'm a gamer at heart, but I'm looking for a career in the culinary arts.

To start off, let me explain my somewhat strange Pen Name. The long story goes: "There once was a controversial laboratory that was trying to create the perfect FPS (first person shooter) gamer. the first three they created were idiotic at best, but the scientists gradually got better at their expirements. Then, I was created. Now, I'm not quite the best, but I'm definately better than average on most occasions. But the scientists got greedy and decided to perfect on my traits. Their fifth creation, realizing the easiest and most efficiant way to rack up kills was to become a strict camper (that's staying in one hard to see spot, preying on all that cross your path throughout the entire game). before the scientists could try another wack at it, they were shut down. In other words, 'one two and three are noobs and five's a camper"

The short story? "I didn't have a concrete gaming name, and decided to find a name that portrayed me best. I usually go with the standard weapon, so I was Infantry. But I couldn't just be infantry, that's lame. So, I became Infantry #4." I like the long story better.

If you're reading this, you may or may not know my writing style. For those that don't, I would describe it as "a little vulger" and "quite detailed, but to the point" (an example of the second would be of a dead soldier's body in WWII or some such). I commonly use curse words in my dialogs, mainly to provide realism. I try my best to go on and on about something, but since I write rather concise and to the point I don't usually get the opportunity. The main characters I write about are usually witty and brave, somewhat mirroring a video game's main character.

UPDATE: I found this site called fictionprss.com, which is exactly like fanfiction.net except the genres are Action, Young adult, Sci-Fi, etc. (basically, wider range of story types). I spend my time there alot, which means I only come here to read up on stories from authors I've favorited. as such, I can't say if I'll ever get any new stories on here, or update the one I have here (Gamer dream come true?). Sorry for those of you who have read the beginning and are expecting an ending, I've worked alot on th second chapter, but not even I know when the whole story will be finished.

That's all I care to write about me for the moment. So, if you would please, get off my lawn. =D