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Name: Embyr

Age: 318 (haha, you think I'm kidding!?)

Birthplace: Italy

Fav Books: LOTR, Harry Potter, Twilight, New Moon, Eragon, Pirates, A Great and Terrible Beauty, Rebel Angels, and many more!

Fav Movies: LOTR, POTC 1&2...3?, The Princess Bride, Amazing Grace, Chocolat, Over the Hedge, Anchorman, Happy Feet, Wedding Crashers, Borat, Old School, Just Friends, King Arthur, Finding Neverland, Troy, Nightmare Before Christmas, Casanova, Elizabeth I, Elf, A Knight's Tale, Get Over It!, Life of Brian, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and many more!!

Favorite Music: Tool, Incubus, Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers, Red Hot Chili Peppers,Third Eye Blind, Fall Out Boy, Queen, Panic! at the Disco, A Perfect Circle, Nine Inch Nails, My Chemical Romance, Deftones, The Revolution Smile, The Fray, Ratatat, Coldplay, Strata, and more!!

Fav Actors & Actresses: Johnny Depp, Clive Owen, Viggo Mortensen, Jeremy Irons, Hugh Dancy, Will Farrell, Cate Blanchett, Kate Beckinsale, Hugh Jackman, and many more...

Quotes:

"To be great is to be misunderstood." ~ Emerson

"We don't paint our asses white and follow the antelope." ~ my dad

"I don't like cocaine. I just like how it smells. I don't have a problem, okay!" ~Drew Meissner

"I told Jesus to clean up his room, but did he? No! He just had to go and get himself crucified!" ~ Drew Meissner (On what really are the "Dinosaur" bones laying around earth. Since he is God he should know. It's a stupid inside joke between us.)

About Me: I am the next Captain of the Flying Dutchman

About Me As An Author: I have a lot of stories in progress. Many of them still need to be put on to paper for they are still drifting around, and slowly developing in my imagination.

Fav Pairings: Aragorn/ Arwen (LOTR)

Will/ Elizabeth (POTC)

Any of the King Arthur Knights/ Oc's (only if it's well-written)

Well-written Jack/OC (POTC)

Least Fav Pairings: Jack/ Elizabeth (POTC) i can't stand that one!! HATE IT!!

Lancelot/Guinivere (King Arthur)

RECENT NEWS: Chapter 16 of Childish Crush up! Reworking Sea of Hearts.